Jakoby Adrian Smith (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} not_jacob) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} dalton_rpg,@ 2011-05-15 04:31:00 |
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| Entry tags: | ! im, # pairing: jak/phil, @ character: jakoby smith, character: philander gentry |
Who: Phil and Jakoby
Where: Their rooms
What: Random chat; little bit of summer and future talk. Not super relevant to plots but we haven't had a chance to do much with them lately, so, yeah.
When: Early Sunday morning (May 15th)
[03:37] EightySix400: hey babe
[03:40] notsogenteel: Hey.
[03:40] notsogenteel: Sorry about the delay.
[03:40] notsogenteel: Was looking something up.
[03:41] EightySix400: don't worry about it, i'm in no rush
[03:41] EightySix400: got an essay or something?
[03:41] notsogenteel: Yeah.
[03:41] notsogenteel: When don't we ever?
[03:44] EightySix400: tell me about it.
[03:44] EightySix400: at least it's almost summer time
[03:44] notsogenteel: Do you have plans?
[03:45] EightySix400: nothing too concrete. i'll go home for a while and spend the rest here, probably.
[03:45] EightySix400: you?
[03:45] notsogenteel: I might spend a week or so with Henry. He offered.
[03:47] EightySix400: oh?
[03:47] EightySix400: where's he from?
[03:47] notsogenteel: Louisiana.
[03:47] EightySix400: have fun with that, lol
[03:47] notsogenteel: I know, right? He'll probably make me LARP with him.
[03:48] EightySix400: the fuck is a larp
[03:48] notsogenteel: live-action roleplay
[03:48] EightySix400: ...kinky ;)
[03:49] EightySix400: never really took you for a french maid, babe
[03:49] notsogenteel: oh god
[03:49] notsogenteel: I'm not putting a dress on for you unless you do the same.
[03:49] EightySix400: yeah, that isn't happening
[03:50] notsogenteel: Killjoy.
[03:50] EightySix400: damn right i am. and a fabulous one, at that
[03:52] notsogenteel: You'd look fabulous in a skirt, darling.
[03:53] EightySix400: i'm still not convinced that i have the legs for it
[03:53] notsogenteel: I am.
[03:53] EightySix400: i think you're delusional
[03:54] notsogenteel: I think I love you.
[03:54] EightySix400: you THINK so?
[03:54] EightySix400: ouch
[03:54] EightySix400: :P
[03:54] notsogenteel: I love you, Jak.
[03:54] notsogenteel: <3
[03:55] EightySix400: I love you too, Phil <3
[03:55] notsogenteel: God, you're adorable.
[03:56] EightySix400: told you so. glad you finally realized it
[03:56] notsogenteel: Sexy bastard
[03:56] EightySix400: damn straight. think that one goes for you more, though
[03:56] notsogenteel: Why thank you.
[03:56] notsogenteel: .......
[03:56] notsogenteel: Jakoby.
[03:56] notsogenteel: Do you ever want to get a dog?
[03:57] EightySix400: CAN WE
[03:57] notsogenteel: I don't know if I can handle it.
[03:57] notsogenteel: I just
[03:57] notsogenteel: why
[03:57] notsogenteel: fuck
[03:58] notsogenteel: imkindatearingup
[03:58] EightySix400: they're very loyal, and as long as we didn't get too rough of a breed, they're good with kids, y'know? and they're adorable, fun and energetic
[03:58] EightySix400: why are you crying
[03:58] notsogenteel: thisshowisnteventhatgood
[03:58] EightySix400: ...did the dog die? you always. cry. when the dog dies.
[03:59] notsogenteel: well
[03:59] notsogenteel: at first she didnt
[03:59] notsogenteel: she got better
[03:59] notsogenteel: but then
[03:59] notsogenteel: theyreplacedthedog
[03:59] notsogenteel: and the owner doesn't know
[03:59] notsogenteel: soshenevergotbetter
[03:59] EightySix400: how can you not know
[04:00] EightySix400: it's your DOG. you'd know if your child was replaced.
[04:00] EightySix400: same thing, really
[04:00] notsogenteel: I think she really wants to believe that that's her dog...
[04:00] notsogenteel: no poodles jak. i cant look at them anymore
[04:00] notsogenteel: let me get a tissue
[04:01] EightySix400: i wasn't really thinking about poodles anyway...
[04:01] EightySix400: do you need me to come over there so you can dry your eyes against me shirt?
[04:01] notsogenteel: I'm okay.
[04:02] EightySix400: sure?
[04:02] EightySix400: i'mneverlettingyouwatchiamlegend
[04:02] notsogenteel: Does a dog die?
[04:03] EightySix400: i'm not spoiling you
[04:03] notsogenteel: DOES THE DOG DIE
[04:03] EightySix400: PERHAPS
[04:03] notsogenteel: FUCK
[04:03] notsogenteel: FUCK THAT MOVIE
[04:05] EightySix400: http://
[04:05] notsogenteel: I love you even more.
[04:05] notsogenteel: Will you have my children?
[04:05] EightySix400: i can't have them, but i'll raise them
[04:06] notsogenteel: Hot.
[04:06] EightySix400: got a daddy kink? ;P
[04:07] notsogenteel: uh
[04:07] notsogenteel: what
[04:08] EightySix400: i'm just saying, i mentioned raising kids and you said, "hot."
[04:08] notsogenteel: You know I'm teasing!
[04:08] EightySix400: so i won't still be hot when i'm a dad?
[04:08] notsogenteel: That's not
[04:08] EightySix400: damn, i thought that only went with women who had babies
[04:08] EightySix400: not what?
[04:08] notsogenteel: Jakoooooobyyyyy
[04:09] notsogenteel: Stop being such a woman.
[04:09] EightySix400: hey.
[04:09] notsogenteel: Are you PMSing.
[04:09] EightySix400: :|
[04:09] EightySix400: i don't have pissing man syndrome, k
[04:09] EightySix400: *pissy
[04:09] EightySix400: whoops
[04:09] notsogenteel: <3
[04:10] EightySix400: besides, you like that i'm the woman, ~philander
[04:10] EightySix400: <3
[04:10] notsogenteel: oh god
[04:10] notsogenteel: why
[04:10] notsogenteel: What is with you? Got a name kink?
[04:10] EightySix400: love you
[04:10] EightySix400: maybe
[04:10] EightySix400: it's a sexy name, what can i say?
[04:10] notsogenteel: It means womanizer
[04:11] EightySix400: it also means loving mankind, and flirt. and hey, some people find womanizing sexy
[04:12] notsogenteel: Do you?
[04:12] notsogenteel: Do I get to womanize you?
[04:13] EightySix400: so long as i'm only hypothetically a woman
[04:14] notsogenteel: uh
[04:14] notsogenteel: This is weird.
[04:15] EightySix400: a bit
[04:15] notsogenteel: I love you anyway.
[04:16] EightySix400: I love you because of it
[04:16] EightySix400: gotta have someone you can show your weird to
[04:16] EightySix400: <3
[04:16] notsogenteel: Hit me with your best weird
[04:17] EightySix400: that wasn't all weird enough for you?
[04:17] notsogenteel: hmmm
[04:17] notsogenteel: You can do better.
[04:18] EightySix400: probably. but i think that's enough weird for one night
[04:18] notsogenteel: So now what do we talk about?
[04:19] EightySix400: how difficult it's going to be not to ravage me in front of our children and how proud you'll be to have the best trophy husband on the block?
[04:20] notsogenteel: hnnnnnngh
[04:20] notsogenteel: We'll lock the doors and barricade them.
[04:20] notsogenteel: Problem solved.
[04:20] EightySix400: the dog can babysit for a while, i suppose. they're smart animals.
[04:21] notsogenteel: We're leaving Leon with the pup?
[04:21] EightySix400: well, i'm not getting the pool boy to babysit him. i don't trust pool boys.
[04:21] EightySix400: or gardeners.
[04:22] notsogenteel: We could always ask Ron and Evan.
[04:22] EightySix400: i suppose that's acceptable, yeah
[04:22] EightySix400: think they'll be good with kids?
[04:23] notsogenteel: Ron will.
[04:23] notsogenteel: Evan will be showing them 101 ways to break their bones.
[04:23] notsogenteel: You know something?
[04:23] EightySix400: oh god
[04:23] EightySix400: hm?
[04:23] notsogenteel: I'm missing some Jakoby from my life.
[04:24] notsogenteel: Start hauling ass.
[04:24] EightySix400: why does it always come back to my ass? ;)
[04:24] EightySix400: be there in a second, love
[04:24] notsogenteel: Because I worship your ass.
[04:24] notsogenteel: Lovely.
[04:24] EightySix400: as you should