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21st September 2014 10:14 - Worship at the Root
Title: Worship at the Root
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Draco/tree, Draco/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia
Other Warnings: hair pulling, masturbation, size kink
Word Count: 3,403
Summary/Description: Draco finds the most absolutely perfect prick he has ever seen… it just so happens to be attached to a tree.
Author's Notes: The second I saw the prompt this sprang to mind. Not even kidding. Thank you so much to M and M for alphaing and betaing; I adore you both.

Worship at the Root )
23rd January 2011 16:50 - Fic: Big Hands (Hagrid/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Big Hands
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Hagrid
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia, pyrophilia
Other Warnings: Masturbation, Teacher/Student relations
Word Count: 1300 words
Summary/Description: Hermione tells herself that it's research, but really she's looking for something. When she sees Hagrid naked by the lake she thinks that maybe she's found it.
Author's Notes: It's my sweetheart and erstwhile beta's birthday today, so I told him he could choose the theme and characters for this month's DD. Which is, I guess, my way of saying it's not my fault!!! Happy Birthday F, and thanks for doing the beta even though it was your present.

Big Hands )
20th January 2011 23:31 - Fic: Equi-Curiosity, Ron, Bane, Hard R
Title: Equi-Curiosity
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Bane
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia
Other Warnings: Centaur!wank, Ron!wank, talking with one's mouth full
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: How do Centaurs wank? Can they wank (in the traditional 'hands-on-cock' sense)? Ron Weasley investigates.
Author's Notes: You know, I never wondered about the mechanics of Centaur self-love until I fell into HP fandom. So… thanks, fandom. :D My life is now complete (until I start wondering about Erumpent mating rituals or some other such oddity.)

Equi-Curiosity )
19th January 2011 23:28 - FIC: "The Mists of Fate" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "The Mists of Fate"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Merlin/Morgan le Fey, Godric/Rowena, Godric/Helena
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: All the crap I didn't use last year!: celibacy, claustrophilia, cock rings, cunnilingus, discipline, festivals, flagellation, genital shaving, handkerchief codes, harems, humiliation, incest, jewelry, menstrual taboo, paddling, pediophilia, phallophilia, prostitution, pyrophilia, rectal exams, sacrifices, sexual harassment, sex under the influence, tattooing, thalpotentiginy, vasectomy, xenophilia
Other Warnings: fisting, domination, s/m
Word Count: 1900
Summary/Description: Morgan knew the fate that awaited them all, the stretching path through time that would see so much bloodshed that she was powerless to stop.
Author's Notes: So I lost track of days and realised this evening that it was my day to post so I wrote this quickly... and after spending two days watching The Mists of Avalon. This explains everything. I think. Well that and I'm [info]pre_raphaelite1? For which there is no explanation.

The Mists of Fate )
16th November 2010 22:48 - FIC: Fairy Cake Felicity (Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy, NC-17)
Title: Fairy Cake Felicity
Author: EntreNous ([info]entrenous88)
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia
Other Warnings: None. Despite the subject matter, none of the pairing smut actually involves food.
Word Count: 7,650
Summary/Description: Ron's obsession with cocks becomes manifest in some surprisingly profitable ways.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods at [info]daily_deviant for their patience. I wrote this for the kink phallophilia ("attraction to large penises or fetishization of penises"); note the title's pun (hurr hurr!). This is also written for [info]r_grayjoy, who a while ago prompted me to write some snarky Ron/Draco. I hope she, and all of you, are fond of cake (and cocks)!


FIC: Fairy Cake Felicity (Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy, NC-17) )
17th November 2010 11:29 - Art: "Albus Likes Cocks (but don't tell anyone!)", Albus/Gellert
Title: Albus Likes Cocks (but don't tell anyone!)
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: photoshop, pen
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17 (NSFW!)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia
Other Warnings: Dumbledore is gay! :D
Artist's Notes: I just COULDN'T let the few days before the showing of Deathly Hallows pass without celebrating the fact that ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY. Not terribly kinky though, unless you think cock-sucking is kinky. I like to think that when Albus was young, this just wasn't done, so there is some love/worship for little!Gellert.

In his youth, young men loving someone else's cocks was simply not done. )
14th November 2010 00:32 - FIC: The Long and the Short of It (Ron/Draco, NC-17)
Title: The Long and the Short of It
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia (fetishization of certain types of cocks…)
Other Warnings: Draco fans are going to string me up by my toenails for this. Come to think of it, Ron fans might also.
Word Count: 2,825
Summary/Description: Every time Ron tries to put the moves on Draco, Draco puts on the brakes. Ron's determined to find out why -- before he expires from a terminal case of blue balls.
Author's Notes: I had completely criminal amounts of fun with this… Thanks to [info]aigooism for the speedy beta!

The Long and the Short of It )
6th November 2010 22:59 - Art: Saint Lovegood of Penizi.
Title: Saint Lovegood of Penizi.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Luna, etc.
Rating: Um. *peers at drawing* Yeeeeah... I don't know.
Notes: This drawing was inspired by some beads I made which were inspired by some ancient Roman sculptures and amulets.
Saint Lovegood of Penizi. )
4th November 2010 23:00 - Fic: Worth the Wait (Neville/Kingsley, NC-17)
Title: Worth the Wait
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really.
Themes/kinks chosen: phallophilia: attraction to large penises or fetishization of penises.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Neville finally finds someone who truly appreciates him.
Author's notes: Thank you to [info]sevfan for cleaning this up in time for posting and to the slashchat girls for their support. Thanks also to the mods for allowing me to post a bit early. :)
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Worth the Wait )
4th November 2010 10:18 - Fic: Getting Hard (Harry/Scorpius, NC-17)
Title: Getting Hard
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Themes Chosen: Rimming & phallophilia
Other Warnings: Scorpius is out of school but still young enough to get hard, and get off, pretty easily. That's all that matters for this one. Harry is unmarried for reasons that don't matter to a PWP. :)
Word Count: ~3,300
Summary: Scorpius always preferred to do it now, now, and then maybe again in twenty minutes, but Harry took forever. Slowly, though, Scorpius is beginning to see the appeal of being patient.
Notes: Honestly, Scorpius Malfoy, I am supposed to be writing other things right now, not concerning myself with your sex life. Happy now? This is probably for [info]marguerite_26 and [info]snarkyscorp, if they would like it. :) To the rest of my wonderful, brainstorming flist who suggested different pairings for this: I AM SORRY.

Getting Hard )
9th September 2007 15:41 - Art (NC 17) - The Sweetest Embrace (Bill Weasley, After Beardsley)
Author: [info]blackcoyote
Theme/kink: February 07: Phallophilia (attraction to/fetishising of large penises)
Warnings see under the cut
Rating: NC 17 (for Graphic Nudity), NWS!
Medium: Arliner Pen, Photoshop2
Compliant to: All books (in Fanon) to HBP, no DH spoilers. Bill is over 18 in the picture.

The image and the rest of the information for it contains content that may be unsuitable for viewers under the legal age of majority. Please leave if this applies to you, otherwise click the cut for full header and image )

I've decided to use my posting day here to rearchive my entries (along with my regular post), so apologies in advance for the spammage.
17th February 2007 16:45 - Art: Foretaste, Snape/Draco, NC-17
Original post at daily_deviant at LJ here.

Title: Foretaste
Artist: [info]ariadneelda
Media: Tablet on Photoshop
Characters: Snape/Draco
Rating: NC-17, NOT WORKSAFE
Warnings: Other than the kinks, none really.
Kinks chosen: Phallophilia, blindfolding.
Disclaimer: The characters belong to JK Rowling. No money is being made.
Artist's notes: I totally had to do Snape for the phallophilia kink, and I may or may not have gone a bit overboard with his cock. *g* I was torn between Snarry and Snaco, but for some reason that probably only makes sense in my own head, Snape/Draco seemed more IC for these kinks to me. Don't ask. ;-)
Art preview:
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Foretaste )
31st August 2007 22:04 - Dare
Originally posted 27th February, 2007

Title: Dare
Author: [info]kabal42
Characters: Harry/Draco (Draco-centric)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Voyeurism, wall!sex, closets, teen-sex (two 16-year-olds).
Kinks chosen: Phallophilia
Word Count: 2476
Summary: Draco, acting on a dare, is on a mission to seduce Quidditch players. Harry is not on his list, though. Right up until something unforeseen happens.
Author's notes: My endless thanks to [info]elfflame for beta and advice. Also thanks to my co-mods who let me have a later date this month. This fic is almost a deleted scene - if you take away certain details...
This is f-locked for the moment due to the uncertain statements in LJ's policies Go IJ!

Dare )
28th February 2007 12:05 - FIC: Soothing Strokes, Too [Snape/Draco, NC-17]
Title: Soothing Strokes, Too
Author: [info]ldybastet
Characters: Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: underage (chan), teacher/student
Kinks chosen: Phallophilia
Word Count: ~2400
Summary: Draco wants to know if what Snape hides under his robes is as big as it feels.
Author's notes: Sequel to Soothing Strokes, but works fine on its own. I'm sneaking this in on a free posting date, since February only has 28 days and my regular posting date is the 29th. Beta by [info]lysa1. All remaining errors are mine.

Soothing Strokes, Too )
22nd February 2007 20:59 - Art - Size Queen
Title: Size Queen
Artist: [info]freckles42
Media: Prismacolor markers, foray ink pen
Characters Padma Patil, Ginny Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Kinks chosen: All of them - phallophilia, lapdancing, blindfolding, and dildos.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Artist's notes: My first official day posting to [info]daily_deviant. I wondered how ridiculously large I could draw a dildo and this is what resulted. Oh my. I also couldn't resist trying to get all four kink-challenges into one drawing. The accompanying fic will go up in the morning. Also, can I just say how much I love the colour of the dildo? And Padma's stockings. Stockings are so fucking sexy.
Art preview:

Size Queen )
22nd February 2007 20:57 - Fic - Quidditch Queen
Title: Quidditch Queen
Author: [info]freckles42
Characters: Padma Patil/Ginny Weasley
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Kinks chosen: phallophilia, dildos, lap dances, AND blindfolding
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Padma and Ginny are up to something naughty in the Quidditch locker room.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Author's notes: A thank you to [info]emiime for the quick beta! Any mistakes remaining are my own. This was intended to be posted this morning but somehow got neglected. My deepest apologies, as I was away from the computer all day, but now I'm posting it with about a half-hour to spare in my time zone. This fic almost-sort-of goes with my drawing from earlier. :D

Quidditch Queen )
19th February 2007 20:55 - Feb. 19th - Art - Can't Talk, Mouth's Full
Title: Can't Talk, Mouth's Full
Artist: [info]freckles42
Media: Foray ink pen, Prismacolor markers, then photoshop
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks and an unidentified male Weasley
Rating: NC-17 (so definitely NWS)
Warnings: Um. Het? Do I need to warn for that? XD There is excessive freckliness.
Kinks chosen: Phallophilia
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Artist's notes: So this is my very first post to [info]daily_deviant, and I'm very excited! This is a pick-up piece that I volunteered to do in addition to my regular monthly post, so I hope you all enjoy. I drew this and realised it might make [info]ragdoll very happy, which is good since I'm seeing her tomorrow. Anyway... I particularly love Tonks' hair. Hee. I hope you all enjoy this - it's a new style for me. I also wanted to say a quick thank you to the mods for inviting me to join this wonderful community. I'm posting this a little early for the west coast, but it's already the 19th in England so I'm afraid it'll have to do. :D
Art preview:

Can't Talk... )

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20th February 2007 14:25 - Size DOES Matter, NC-17
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Title: Why Hermione Granger Would Not Recommend Crossing the Ocean in a Row Boat, or Size DOES Matter
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Hagrid
Kinks: Phallophilia
Warnings: See pairing. *g*
Words: ~3000
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
A/N: Dedicated to [info]knightmare_shad, who didn't run screaming into the night when I told her what I was writing. Also, for [info]r_grayjoy, who did such a splendid job portraying Hagrid that I thought he definitely deserved some more lovin'.

She was surrounded by liars. )
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