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12th March 2011 18:28 - Fic: So Much to Say - Draco/Lucius - NC-17
Title: So Much to Say
Author: [info]madeyemax
Based On/Inspired By: I Confess To No Shame by [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Spectrophilia, incest, adultery, hand job, angst.
Word Count: 2,620
Summary/Description: There were so many things left unsaid after Draco's father died.



So Much to Say )
29th September 2010 07:40 - FIC: No Matter What (Bill Weasley ~ R)
Title: No Matter What
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Please Squick Your Mods
Warnings: Fantasies/Memories of Sibling Incest (your choice, really)
Word Count: ~1,125
Beta: [info]r_grayjoy
Summary: Alone in Egypt, Bill comforts himself with thoughts of home.
A/N: Many thanks to the mods for everything they do to keep this place up and running and a lot of fun for members and readers alike. Hopefully, this pleases more than it squicks.

Click to read No Matter What )
28th September 2010 23:03
Title: Something to be Said
Author: [info]chiralove
Characters/Pairings: Severus, Lily
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: masturbation
Other Warnings: DH compliance and general sadness
Word Count: 1200
Summary/Description: Severus's throat still hurts, when he presses his hand to the new skin, but it is a pain he is learning to live with.
Author's Notes: I know nothing about geography and only something about poetic license – however, for the sake of this story, please allow me to pretend that there's a lake near Spinner's End.

Something to be Said )
31st January 2010 14:26 - 31st January 2010 02:45 - Art: Not So Private Moment (Ginny, Draco: NC17)
Title: Not so Private Moment
Artist: [info]hollyboo2001</lj>
Media: Pencil Sketch
Characters/Pairings: Ginny, Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masterbation, with a dash of voyeurism for fun
Other Warnings: None
Artist's Notes: I like this well enough that I didn't want to lose the "feel" by coloring it in photoshop. And Ginny, that naughty minx, gets a little carried away with her extracirricular reading. ;D 


Not So Private Moment, NWS ) 
30th January 2010 02:14 - Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys (Weasley Siblings, NC-17)
Title: Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred & George (and Fred/George), Ron, Ginny with reference to Bill/OFCs, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penelope, Fred/Angelina, George/OFCs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Lavender/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, and Ginny/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation x 7
Other Warnings: twincest, circle jerks
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: The love of wanking is genetic. The preferred means of achieving it isn't.
Author's Notes: It took nine months to get this written as it was supposed to be for May since that's National Masturbation Month. Hopefully, it was worth the wait. The scenes are vaguely canon-ish and set some nebulous time during each respective character's sixteenth year. There is no Weasleycest here other than Fred/George, and the mention of Bill and Charlie previously tossing off together.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy who forced me to keep it short n sweet, and gave me pushes when I needed 'em, [info]coffee_n_cocoa for the support and on the go betaing, and [info]luvscharlie for looking over the final version.

Seven Wanks For Seven Weasleys )
29th January 2010 14:51 - FIC: A Touch of Colour (Snape/Harry ~ R)
Title: A Touch of Colour
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: masturbation, spectrophilia (arousal by sex with ghosts, spirits, angels, or gods)
Warnings: ghost!Snape, off-screen!Ginny
Word Count: ~1,560
Betas: [info]angela_snape
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I don't make any money off them. I just have a little fun with them.
Summary: "Tab A into Slot B. Sex hasn't changed since Merlin was a babe."

Click to read A Touch of Colour )
25th January 2010 07:03 - Fic: 'The Clean Up Man' (Draco/James Sirius, NC17)
Title: The Clean Up Man
Author: [info]softly_sweetly
Characters/Pairings: Draco/James (Draco/Astoria)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Coitus a unda (sex in or under water) & Masturbation (mutual)
Other Warnings: Cross Gen, Infidelity
Word Count: ~2200
Summary/Description: What happens in the Quidditch locker rooms stays in the Quidditch locker rooms. Usually.
Author's Notes: Thank you [info]cassie_black12 for betaing this, even when it completely changed form. I had grand plans for plot and content, but then couldn't get my mind past wet!Draco. Hope you all enjoy this first offering!

The Clean Up Man )
25th January 2010 00:54 - Fic: "Curious Things" (Harry/Draco, R)
Title: Curious Things
Author: [info]lavillanueva
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Oxygen regulation (breathplay), Masturbation
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,100
Summary/Description: "Curiosity begins as an act of tearing to pieces." -Samuel Alexander
Author's Notes: My first post to the community, and I'm looking forward to many more. :D

Curious Things )
24th January 2010 00:33 - Fic: "The Book" (Hermione, Ron, Harry, NC-17)
Title: The Book
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione, Ron, Harry (hints of Sirius/Remus, Walburga/OFC and Phineas/OMC)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Erotic art, masturbation, mutual masturbation, pillow-humping
Other Warnings: Voyeurism
Word Count: 2,250
Summary/Description: Hermione finds an interesting book on the shelves of the Grimmauld Place library.
Author's Notes: Thanks again for the invite. I know it's the 24th where I am, but I'm sure it's still the 23rd in the majority of the world. With love to my sweetheart who's also my beta. I feel like this is a little rushed, but hopefully it will still be enjoyable.

The book was on the uppermost shelf in a corner  )
21st January 2010 19:28 - Fic: "Bedside Manner," Poppy Pomfrey/Lavender Brown, NC-17
Title: "Bedside Manner"
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Poppy Pomfrey/Lavender Brown, small side of Ernie Macmillan
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cat fighting, fingering, fisting, hypephilia, masturbation (hands-free/pillowhumping), medical scenes
Other Warnings: sex with an intoxicated minor, abuse of authority, dubcon
Word Count: 1260
Summary/Description: Madam Pomfrey likes her patients to sleep soundly.
Author's Notes: On that name coincidence … at one point I was thinking of using all the flower names from the books and having a Poppy/Lavender/Daphne Greengrass threesome scene with voyeur!Myrtle and a flashback to Lily Potter getting a letter from Petunia while in hospital ... but I saw reason in the end. Um. Yay? Oh, and -- yes, that is the natural remedy to increase the production of cervical mucus. Double yay?

Bedside Manner )
19th January 2010 23:05 - FIC: "Practically Pristine" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "Practically Pristine"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Other Warnings: Uh... You need more?
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Practically Pristine )
17th January 2010 06:47 - Fic - I Confess To No Shame (Draco/Lucius, NC17)
Title: I Confess To No Shame
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation, spectrophilia.
Other Warnings: Incest.
Word Count: 1500
Summary/Description: Only in death can Lucius confess what he has felt for years; only as a ghost may he have what he desired.
Author's Notes: This wasn't what I was planning to write this month, but it jumped on and pummeled me until I did.

I Confess To No Shame )
14th January 2010 15:06 - Art: 'SPEW'; Harry, Dobby/Sock; R
Title: SPEW
Artist:[info] [info]jin_fenghuang
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Dobby/Sock
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation, hyphephilia, sperm banks
Other Warnings: Dobby/Sock
Summary/Description: What house elves and socks are really about. And why they can't have any. Ever.



13th January 2010 11:59 - Fic: The Truth About Potters - Harry, James/Sirius/Remus - R
Title: The Truth About Potters
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters/Pairings: Harry, James/Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ménage a trois (threesomes), Masturbation (solo)
Other Warnings: A bit of implied underage voyeurism and wanking.
Word Count: 1068
Summary/Description: Harry knows what they are to each other, and he doesn’t mind.
Author's Notes: A sequel to Of Canines and Stags, this time from Harry’s POV.


[It] isn't about being gay or straight. It's just about who you love. Gender has very little to do with it. – Mia Kirshner )
6th June 2009 22:04 - Eye of newt, essence of nymph.
Title: Eye of newt, essence of nymph.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Tonks, Lupin.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: girly bits.
Themes/kinks chosen: Undinism (sorta).



Eye of newt, essence of nymph )
27th May 2009 23:43 - Professor Sprout enjoys her Magical Vegetables


Title: What Grows in Pomona's Garden
Artist: [info]venturous 
Media:PS
Characters:Pomona Sprout
Rating:R
Warnings:a woman who amuses herself
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Summary: there as distinct advantages to having plant magic at your fingertips. But with her hectic schedule, Pomona rarely gets private time to enjoy them.

note: I edited the art -- she is based on a friend of mine, and she requested it not look quite so much like her!!
22nd May 2009 23:16 - Art Knuckle Babies
Title: Knuckle Babies
Artist: [info]tripperfunster
Media:markers
Characters:Harry Potter
Rating:R?
Warnings:Severe lack of actual porn
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Artist's notes:I really need more practice with these markers!


under here kids! )
20th May 2009 22:07 - Art: First Love. NWS
Title: First Love
Artist: [info]fanlay
Media: Pencil, Photoshop
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Rating: NWS
Warnings: Mild bondage
Artist's notes: Ah... the good old days..
Themes/kinks chosen: Pillow humping, masturbation

First Love (NWS) )
19th May 2009 23:12 - FIC: "What's Your Problem?" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
Title: "What's Your Problem?"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall's knickers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting.
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”.

Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after [info]hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.

What's Your Problem? )
20th May 2009 00:00 - Fic: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom; NC-17; Hagrid/Giant Squid
Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid
Rating: R?
Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself.
Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles.
Word Count: 2175
Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance.
Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then [info]accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours.

A very huge and special thank you to [info]summerborn and [info]kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me.

Pretty and Witty and Gay! )
18th May 2009 23:44 - Alone Again, Naturally. Remus/Various
Title: Alone Again, Naturally
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters: Remus, hints of Remus/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Rosmerta, Remus/Sybill, Remus/OFC, but really just hints. Far less exiting than it sounds, actually. ;-)
Rating: R
Warnings: Masturbation, self-loathing, het, hints of slash
Kinks chosen: Masturbation
Word Count: 3900
Summary: How Remus spent the evening he got sacked. Er, quit.. Whatever. Post transformation, post POA.
Author's notes: This is one of those things that turned out absolutely nothing like I planned, but I'm rather fond of it. Thanks to the DD mods and authors for keeping me inspired, motivated and for kicking my butt by giving me a deadline.

Oh, dear, not again )
17th May 2009 02:53 - Art: It Was Just Like Watching Himself (Fred/George, NC-17)
Title: It was just like watching himself
Artist: [info]wallflowergirl
Media: Photoshop and tablet
Characters: Fred and George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: incest, masturbation
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation (interpret either as two or more individuals touching themselves or each other)
Artist's notes: Well this is my first time. Popping my DD cherry with some yummy twincest. It has been too long since I drew the boys. Big thanks to [info]ragdoll for bugging me until I finally got signed up and to [info]iamshadow for checking out the pic and letting me know it was good enough to post.



Watching Himself )
13th May 2009 18:29 - Fic: Viridian 2 - Green Eyed Sorcery - Draco, Harry/Draco implied, NC-17
Title: Viridian 2 – Green Eyed Sorcery
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters: Draco/Harry, implied Lucius/Harry & Draco/Pansy
Rating: Soft NC-17
Warnings: Intimations of less-than-wholesome activities and m/m sex
Kinks chosen: Self-wanking
Word Count: 1009
Summary: Draco thinks about the rent-boy his father sent him to.
Author's notes: Sequel to Viridian. Fairly safe to read on its own as a wanking fic, so long as you take for granted that Harry’s a call-boy, and that Draco’s just recently seen him. :) Thank you to my beta-crew for helping me beat this into shape: [info]ceria, [info]kabal42, and [info]wolfish_cat.


Never underestimate the power of denial – Wes Bentley )
7th May 2009 23:46 - Title: Luscious Lollies (Rose, Hugo, Scorpius; NC17)
Title: Luscious Lollies
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Uh, incestuous thinking? Oh, and the kids are not 18.
Themes chosen: Masturbation
Word count: ~2250
Summary: Raiding Uncle George's "adult line" indiscriminately might not be the brightest thing Rose has ever done.

Luscious Lollies )
7th May 2009 13:43 - Art: Balcony Scene
Title: Balcony Scene
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil, photoshop.
Characters: Goyle, Millicent.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Here be cock.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, handjobs.
Author's notes: This was inspired by the cute little Goyle/Millicent story made by a Mystery Author for me at HP-Beholder over here. Mystery Author wrote me a fairly clean story, so I hope she does not mind this. And I only had time to paint the pertinent parts. =)


Balcony Scene )
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