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1st February 2019 12:16 - Fic: I Spy With My Little Eye... (Daphne/Millicent; Goyle/Himself) NC17
Title: I Spy With My Little Eye...
Author: [info]nightfalltwen
Characters/Pairings: Daphne/Millicent; Goyle/Himself
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Breasts, Baths, Masturbation, Cunnilingus, Voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: They're all between the ages of 17 and 18
Word Count: 2100
Summary/Description: He might be dumb, but he's smart enough to figure out the best place to watch.
Author's Notes: Haven't posted in a long long while and I think I missed my posting date so I hope no one minds that I've posted on a random day. It's my birthday tomorrow! :D

I Spy With My Little Eye... )
11th January 2019 17:13 - FIC: carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero (Severus/Draco; NC-17)
Title: carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new again, age disparity, caught in the act, defilement, exhibitionism, frottage, gloves, homosexuality, illegal sex, masturbation
Other Warnings/Content: Underage (7th year), outdoor sex, student/teacher
Word Count: ~1050
Summary: When most students should have been in bed, Severus noticed Draco leaving the castle.
Author's Notes: Oh, hi. Long time no see. Thanks to badgerlady for the speedy beta. Any errors—or visible rust—is all me. Title is from Horace: Seize the day, put very little trust in tomorrow.

carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero )
20th August 2018 13:26 - ART: EARLY MORNING (SEVERUS SNAPE/HORACE SLUGHORN, NC-17)
Title: Early One Morning
Author: mywitch
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen:
1) age disparity
2) caught in the act: interpret at will; solo or partnered, accidental or deliberate
3) masturbation
Digital Art
Summary/Description: Ol' Sluggy walks in on Severus having some private time in the potions store room.
Artist Note: These prompts are from July - Sorry this is so painfully late!

One Early Morning )
16th July 2018 15:26 - Fic: Jerk: an escalation in three acts (Harry/Teddy; NC-17)
Title: Jerk: an escalation in three acts
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 1) age disparity, 2) caught in the act, 3) masturbation, 4) spreader bars (although I cheated at this one, and it’s only a passing mention inside a brief fantasy)
Other Warnings/Content: godfather/godson (with a very brief hint of Daddyishness); hand job; blow job; mentions of anal sex; voyeurism; exhibitionism; second person POV; Teddy POV; and as stated above, the age difference (36/19)
Word Count: ~3,100
Summary/Description: Teddy is a super powerful wizard but seriously can’t control his penis at all, much less around his godfather.
Author's Notes: I think I squeed when I saw the themes for July, as they all instantly pre-wrote this Harry/Teddy fic in my head. :D Thanks so much to bixgirl1 for the lovely beta help!

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10th July 2018 13:39 - Fic: A Narrow Escape (Harry/Severus, R)
Title: A Narrow Escape
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: R
Warnings: Er...slashy shenanigans? None, really.
Themes/kinks chosen: age disparity, caught in the act, masturbation.
Word Count: ~2300
Summary: There's Severus' story, Harry's story, and then there's the truth. At this point, Minerva just wants a believable story.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sevfan and emynn for beta reading, and to the mods for allowing me a slightly later posting date this month. <3
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Narrow Escape )
9th July 2018 09:02 - FIC: Anticipation (Charlie/Teddy, NC-17)
Title: Anticipation
Author: [info]gracerene
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Age Disparity, Caught in the Act, & Masturbation
Other Warnings/Content: tattoos, masturbation, D/s dynamics, light dirty talk, light voyeurism and exhibitionism, shower sex, semi-public!sex
Word Count: ~2,100
Summary/Description: Teddy Lupin had only been on the Romanian Reserve for three weeks, but apparently that was plenty enough time to drive Charlie absolutely mad.
Author's Notes: Thanks so much to the brilliant [info]capitu for giving this a quick read-through for me!

Anticipation )
22nd January 2014 00:04 - Fic: Dead (Sirius/Remus)
Title: Dead
Author: yeaka
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Impotence
Other Warnings: Solo, vague dub-con
Word Count: 1.2k
Summary/Description: Sirius enjoys Remus’ down time.
Author's Notes: derp

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12th March 2011 18:28 - Fic: So Much to Say - Draco/Lucius - NC-17
Title: So Much to Say
Author: [info]madeyemax
Based On/Inspired By: I Confess To No Shame by [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Spectrophilia, incest, adultery, hand job, angst.
Word Count: 2,620
Summary/Description: There were so many things left unsaid after Draco's father died.



So Much to Say )
29th September 2010 07:40 - FIC: No Matter What (Bill Weasley ~ R)
Title: No Matter What
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Please Squick Your Mods
Warnings: Fantasies/Memories of Sibling Incest (your choice, really)
Word Count: ~1,125
Beta: [info]r_grayjoy
Summary: Alone in Egypt, Bill comforts himself with thoughts of home.
A/N: Many thanks to the mods for everything they do to keep this place up and running and a lot of fun for members and readers alike. Hopefully, this pleases more than it squicks.

Click to read No Matter What )
28th September 2010 23:03
Title: Something to be Said
Author: [info]chiralove
Characters/Pairings: Severus, Lily
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: masturbation
Other Warnings: DH compliance and general sadness
Word Count: 1200
Summary/Description: Severus's throat still hurts, when he presses his hand to the new skin, but it is a pain he is learning to live with.
Author's Notes: I know nothing about geography and only something about poetic license – however, for the sake of this story, please allow me to pretend that there's a lake near Spinner's End.

Something to be Said )
31st January 2010 14:26 - 31st January 2010 02:45 - Art: Not So Private Moment (Ginny, Draco: NC17)
Title: Not so Private Moment
Artist: [info]hollyboo2001</lj>
Media: Pencil Sketch
Characters/Pairings: Ginny, Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masterbation, with a dash of voyeurism for fun
Other Warnings: None
Artist's Notes: I like this well enough that I didn't want to lose the "feel" by coloring it in photoshop. And Ginny, that naughty minx, gets a little carried away with her extracirricular reading. ;D 


Not So Private Moment, NWS ) 
30th January 2010 02:14 - Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys (Weasley Siblings, NC-17)
Title: Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred & George (and Fred/George), Ron, Ginny with reference to Bill/OFCs, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penelope, Fred/Angelina, George/OFCs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Lavender/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, and Ginny/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation x 7
Other Warnings: twincest, circle jerks
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: The love of wanking is genetic. The preferred means of achieving it isn't.
Author's Notes: It took nine months to get this written as it was supposed to be for May since that's National Masturbation Month. Hopefully, it was worth the wait. The scenes are vaguely canon-ish and set some nebulous time during each respective character's sixteenth year. There is no Weasleycest here other than Fred/George, and the mention of Bill and Charlie previously tossing off together.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy who forced me to keep it short n sweet, and gave me pushes when I needed 'em, [info]coffee_n_cocoa for the support and on the go betaing, and [info]luvscharlie for looking over the final version.

Seven Wanks For Seven Weasleys )
29th January 2010 14:51 - FIC: A Touch of Colour (Snape/Harry ~ R)
Title: A Touch of Colour
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: masturbation, spectrophilia (arousal by sex with ghosts, spirits, angels, or gods)
Warnings: ghost!Snape, off-screen!Ginny
Word Count: ~1,560
Betas: [info]angela_snape
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I don't make any money off them. I just have a little fun with them.
Summary: "Tab A into Slot B. Sex hasn't changed since Merlin was a babe."

Click to read A Touch of Colour )
25th January 2010 07:03 - Fic: 'The Clean Up Man' (Draco/James Sirius, NC17)
Title: The Clean Up Man
Author: [info]softly_sweetly
Characters/Pairings: Draco/James (Draco/Astoria)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Coitus a unda (sex in or under water) & Masturbation (mutual)
Other Warnings: Cross Gen, Infidelity
Word Count: ~2200
Summary/Description: What happens in the Quidditch locker rooms stays in the Quidditch locker rooms. Usually.
Author's Notes: Thank you [info]cassie_black12 for betaing this, even when it completely changed form. I had grand plans for plot and content, but then couldn't get my mind past wet!Draco. Hope you all enjoy this first offering!

The Clean Up Man )
25th January 2010 00:54 - Fic: "Curious Things" (Harry/Draco, R)
Title: Curious Things
Author: [info]lavillanueva
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Oxygen regulation (breathplay), Masturbation
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,100
Summary/Description: "Curiosity begins as an act of tearing to pieces." -Samuel Alexander
Author's Notes: My first post to the community, and I'm looking forward to many more. :D

Curious Things )
24th January 2010 00:33 - Fic: "The Book" (Hermione, Ron, Harry, NC-17)
Title: The Book
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione, Ron, Harry (hints of Sirius/Remus, Walburga/OFC and Phineas/OMC)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Erotic art, masturbation, mutual masturbation, pillow-humping
Other Warnings: Voyeurism
Word Count: 2,250
Summary/Description: Hermione finds an interesting book on the shelves of the Grimmauld Place library.
Author's Notes: Thanks again for the invite. I know it's the 24th where I am, but I'm sure it's still the 23rd in the majority of the world. With love to my sweetheart who's also my beta. I feel like this is a little rushed, but hopefully it will still be enjoyable.

The book was on the uppermost shelf in a corner  )
21st January 2010 19:28 - Fic: "Bedside Manner," Poppy Pomfrey/Lavender Brown, NC-17
Title: "Bedside Manner"
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Poppy Pomfrey/Lavender Brown, small side of Ernie Macmillan
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cat fighting, fingering, fisting, hypephilia, masturbation (hands-free/pillowhumping), medical scenes
Other Warnings: sex with an intoxicated minor, abuse of authority, dubcon
Word Count: 1260
Summary/Description: Madam Pomfrey likes her patients to sleep soundly.
Author's Notes: On that name coincidence … at one point I was thinking of using all the flower names from the books and having a Poppy/Lavender/Daphne Greengrass threesome scene with voyeur!Myrtle and a flashback to Lily Potter getting a letter from Petunia while in hospital ... but I saw reason in the end. Um. Yay? Oh, and -- yes, that is the natural remedy to increase the production of cervical mucus. Double yay?

Bedside Manner )
19th January 2010 23:05 - FIC: "Practically Pristine" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "Practically Pristine"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Other Warnings: Uh... You need more?
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Practically Pristine )
17th January 2010 06:47 - Fic - I Confess To No Shame (Draco/Lucius, NC17)
Title: I Confess To No Shame
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation, spectrophilia.
Other Warnings: Incest.
Word Count: 1500
Summary/Description: Only in death can Lucius confess what he has felt for years; only as a ghost may he have what he desired.
Author's Notes: This wasn't what I was planning to write this month, but it jumped on and pummeled me until I did.

I Confess To No Shame )
14th January 2010 15:06 - Art: 'SPEW'; Harry, Dobby/Sock; R
Title: SPEW
Artist:[info] [info]jin_fenghuang
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Dobby/Sock
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation, hyphephilia, sperm banks
Other Warnings: Dobby/Sock
Summary/Description: What house elves and socks are really about. And why they can't have any. Ever.



13th January 2010 11:59 - Fic: The Truth About Potters - Harry, James/Sirius/Remus - R
Title: The Truth About Potters
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters/Pairings: Harry, James/Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ménage a trois (threesomes), Masturbation (solo)
Other Warnings: A bit of implied underage voyeurism and wanking.
Word Count: 1068
Summary/Description: Harry knows what they are to each other, and he doesn’t mind.
Author's Notes: A sequel to Of Canines and Stags, this time from Harry’s POV.


[It] isn't about being gay or straight. It's just about who you love. Gender has very little to do with it. – Mia Kirshner )
6th June 2009 22:04 - Eye of newt, essence of nymph.
Title: Eye of newt, essence of nymph.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Tonks, Lupin.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: girly bits.
Themes/kinks chosen: Undinism (sorta).



Eye of newt, essence of nymph )
27th May 2009 23:43 - Professor Sprout enjoys her Magical Vegetables


Title: What Grows in Pomona's Garden
Artist: [info]venturous 
Media:PS
Characters:Pomona Sprout
Rating:R
Warnings:a woman who amuses herself
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Summary: there as distinct advantages to having plant magic at your fingertips. But with her hectic schedule, Pomona rarely gets private time to enjoy them.

note: I edited the art -- she is based on a friend of mine, and she requested it not look quite so much like her!!
22nd May 2009 23:16 - Art Knuckle Babies
Title: Knuckle Babies
Artist: [info]tripperfunster
Media:markers
Characters:Harry Potter
Rating:R?
Warnings:Severe lack of actual porn
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Artist's notes:I really need more practice with these markers!


under here kids! )
20th May 2009 22:07 - Art: First Love. NWS
Title: First Love
Artist: [info]fanlay
Media: Pencil, Photoshop
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Rating: NWS
Warnings: Mild bondage
Artist's notes: Ah... the good old days..
Themes/kinks chosen: Pillow humping, masturbation

First Love (NWS) )
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