Title: Here, Pussy!
Author:
eeyore9990Characters: Minerva/Crookshanks, various and sundry Other Cats
Rating: R for
rampant tomcattery
Warnings: Uh, did you see the pairing?
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fight
Word Count: 1350 (excluding canon text)/1530 (including canon text)
Summary: Wild Kingdom: Hogwarts-style.
Author's notes: *head desk* I don't even know what to say here. There is no excuse, is there? But dude, that prompt was clearly calling out for this.
Deep and very special thanks to
angela_snape for agreeing to
spork out her eyes beta this.
( Here, Pussy! )A/N #2: Text in italics from the end of the fic is taken directly from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. No harm or copyright infringement is intended.