Title: Up to So Much No Good
Pairing: This is a little complicated. Harry's involved, and there are mentions of Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Snape, Kingsley, McGonagall, George, Hermione...
Theme: Costumes
Warnings: faux, or possibly real, sibling incest; anonymous sex
Words: ~1400
Rating: Quite NC17
A/N: Pay no attention to the clock behind the curtain. It's totally still the 7th. *nods*

( Up to <I>So Much</i> No Good )

Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

I hope you enjoy :-)

Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



( Dinner and a Show )

Title: Critical Research
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson (offscreen)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: semi-public nakedness? Nothing else that I'm aware of.
Themes/kinks chosen: Dungeons, Medical scenes (sort of), Sex in the workplace.
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Harry gets Severus to focus on what's important.
Author's notes: Thanks to leela_cat, whose off-hand remark in chat gave me this idea, to lilyseyes who stayed up with me while I wrote it, and to sevfan, who cleaned this up and made it readable.

( Critical Research )

Title: The Progress of a Tear
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: Albus Dumbledore/Merfolk, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge (unrequited)
Rating: R
Warnings: Implied group sex and voyeurism
Themes/kinks chosen: Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: A distressed Albus Dumbledore is returned from the defeat of Grindelwald, August 1945. The tale of how he came to speak the language of the Merpeople.

Author's notes: I originally thought a crack!fic would be spawned from this prompt... but this one seems to have turned somewhat serious while I wasn't looking. I hope you enjoy it, nonetheless ;-)


( The Progress of a Tear )

Title: Ashamed
Author: emiime
Characters: Percy/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation
Word Count: 1010
Summary: Viktor likes to watch, but Percy is ashamed.
Author's notes: Um, it's the ninth in Hawaii, still, I think…

( Ashamed )

Title: The Interview
Author: alisanne
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism, dubcon.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Handjobs/fingering
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Sometime you just need to do what it takes to get the job.
Author's notes: Thank you to sevfan for the use of her fabulous beta skills.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( The Interview )

Title: Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire
Author: luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Rita Skeeter/Rabastan Lestrange, Stan Shunpike, Ernie Prang
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, Sex, Voyeurism, Crack!Fic
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Sex Shows
Word Count: 1,871
Summary: The things that happen on the Knight Bus are what some might consider shocking. Ernie Prang has seen it all.
A/N: Thank you shygryf and loony4lupin for the beta work. Originally written for the April 2009 prompt of Sex Shows on daily_deviant. I think my timeline is a bit wonky, so you should probably consider it AU.

( Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire )

Title: A Different Kind of Detention
Author: alisanne
Characters: Pansy Parkinson/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, orgy, toys, voyeurism/exhibitionism, chan implied, although in my mind Pansy is of age.
Themes/kinks chosen: sex shows
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: The first rule of 'special detention' is that there is no 'special detention'.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to my fabulous beta-readers, sevfan and eeyore9990.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Different Kind of Detention )

Title: Here, Pussy!
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Minerva/Crookshanks, various and sundry Other Cats
Rating: R for rampant tomcattery
Warnings: Uh, did you see the pairing?
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fight
Word Count: 1350 (excluding canon text)/1530 (including canon text)
Summary: Wild Kingdom: Hogwarts-style.
Author's notes: *head desk* I don't even know what to say here. There is no excuse, is there? But dude, that prompt was clearly calling out for this.

Deep and very special thanks to angela_snape for agreeing to spork out her eyes beta this.

( Here, Pussy! )

A/N #2: Text in italics from the end of the fic is taken directly from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. No harm or copyright infringement is intended.

Title: Thief
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen & watercolours (!)
Characters: Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC17
Warnings: NWS, untried execution, unrealistic pecs on an eighteen year old...
Themes/kinks chosen: kleptophilia: arousal by stealing
Artist's notes: Poor poor Pansy - she gets missed so often, of course here she is being quite naughty so that could be why. I leave it (somewhat) to your imagination as to who her playtoymate is - although in the coloured one there are only so many who it could be....
I chose this as my first attempt at watercolours in *ahem* 16 years (oh holy hell) and although I am happy with how it turned out I wish I had chosen someone without black hair. I just don't have the practice in me yet to properly get it right. Next time will be better!
Art preview:


( Pansy plus one )

Title: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: *deep breath* Albus/Rufus, Horace/Gilderoy, Rufus/Percy. Mentions of Albus/Arthur, Albus/Percy and Gilderoy/Draco
Rating NC-17
Warnings: Chan (but all characters depicted are over 16), somewhat non-linear...
Themes/kinks chosen: Catamite (also contains masturbation and voyeurism)
Word Count: About 3750
Summary: A fine Professorial tradition, traced over several decades.

Author's notes: This is my first fic for daily_deviant; I hope it pleases!
This started out merely as something suitably naughty, but I was pleased when it seemed to develop a story of sorts. Please don't let the rare-pairs put you off! ;-)

( Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde )

Title: Special Report
Author: florahart
Words: 1600
Characters: Oh so many implied (Weasleys, Shacklebolt, Prewett, Rookwood, Moody, Potter, Longbottom, Crouch...)
Rating: R
Warnings: Possible implications of things like infidelity and incest
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink: Glory hole, Holiday location: Dept of MLE Christmas Party
Author's notes: ceria asked for the departmental party and any combination of B. Weasley, C. Weasley, G. Prewett, Rookwood, Crouch Jr, Macnair, Shacklebolt, Longbottom, with a glory hole. I hope this will suffice. Oh, and since there is deliberate formatting within the story that involves font color, if the layout on which you are reading is reddish, you may want to add a format=light at the end of the URL.

( Special Report )

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: ladydeth12
Character/Pairing: Snape/Harry/Draco
Request:
Kink: public or semi-public sex
Holiday item or location: wrapping paper
Tone: no major angst
Word Count: ~3820
Summary: Draco wants to make this an extra special Christmas. Enlisting the help of a Weasley may not have been the best decision, however.
Author's notes: Thanks to ladydeth12 for the fun prompt and to eeyore9990, without whom there quite likely would not have been a story. She has saved my ass more often than I care to admit. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( All Wrapped Up )

Title: Getting In On The Christmas Spirit
Author: iamisaac
Characters Severus/Remus, Sirius/Buckbeak (implied)
Rating: Hard R
Theme/Kinks
Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: nehalenia, Character/Pairing: Snape/any Marauder/s (well, maybe not Peter)
Kink: wall!sex
Holiday item or location: Panto (Chart dared me)
Tone: humour, I'm thinking
Word Count: 1500ish
Summary: Christmas in Grimmauld Place is not so grim as it is crazy.
Author's notes: Oh, go on, then. As I'm awake at this ridiculous hour of the morning, you can have both of my fics for today.
Apologies if any of the people represented appear to conform in the least to canon. I don’t quite know what came over me when writing this, but probably everyone had better hope it doesn’t happen again.

( Christmas Spirit )

Title: Blind
Author: alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Percy Weasley implied
Rating: R
Warnings: Er, not much porn *cringes*
Themes/kinks chosen: Confessions, Frottage
Word Count: 3420
Summary: Men can be so blind.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to sevfan for the use of her beta-reading skills and to eeyore9990 for letting me bounce ideas off her. And I can't believe I have to follow Lee! *CRIES*

( Blind )

Title: Every Pleasure
Author: lesyeuxverts
Characters: Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin
Rating: R
Warnings: ( slightly spoilery warnings under the cut )
Themes/kinks chosen: sacofricosis
Word Count: 1070
Summary: A Legilimens had access to pleasures that eluded the ordinary witch or wizard.
Author's notes: Thanks to who_la_hoop , bewarethesmirk, and twilightsorcery for the beta!

( Every Pleasure )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 4/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 3/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 2/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17 and then some – for sex, violence and the foul language of werewolf subcultures
Content: Very violent (but consensual) sex, including some ravishment fantasy. Open marriage. DH-compliant. Het, slash and femslash included at various times. Tattoos. Everyone is over 17.
Theme chosen: Flagellation (arousal by whipping or being whipped)
Word Count: ~36,200. I KNOW. *facepalm*
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Notes: I seem to have written a lot of fic in the past year that sought to overturn werewolf-sex clichés. But screw that. This month, I decided to pile them up and roll around in them. Here, have a hugely retro werewolf cliché fic... with some Veela cliché thrown in for good measure. I know this is mostly a one-shot community, so many thanks to the DD mods for letting me write this beast for the themes this month, and for pushing back my posting date three different times when I needed more time. ♥ ! Thanks to islandsmoke for the final beta, and to florahart for some early advice and for reminding me months ago that Lavender Brown was mauled by Greyback at the end of DH.

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop - part 1/4 )

Title: Porn Night
Author: who_la_hoop
Characters: Harry/Ron, in the company of Seamus, Dean and Neville
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, voyeurism, swearing
Themes/kinks chosen: m/m fellatio
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary: There was an invisible line they didn't cross – they didn't touch each other while they did it, and they never – ever – treated it as anything more than a light-hearted competition. Hence the rulers and the Penis Games, and the fact that Seamus had constructed a Winner's Cup out of wadded (but clean) tissues and rubber bands.
Author's notes: With thanks to ericahpfa whose gorgeous Harry/Ron art from a couple of days ago provided me with the inspiration for this piece of filth :D My writing usually has more plot than this. Honest, I swear!

( Saturday night in the Gryffindor tower had become, by common agreement, porn night. )

Title: Teacher, Teacher
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, dub-con, rimming, light verbal humiliation, dirty talk, spanking, male Dom/femme sub, chan (Hermione is nearly 16), voyeurism, angry!sex, oral sex/cunnilingus, femmeslash
Themes/kinks chosen: Bisexuality
Word Count: ~6900
Summary: When Hermione goes to hide in a spare bedroom at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Author's notes: I've been promising inell that I'd write Bill/Hermione for ages so I'm happy finally got the opportunity to do it. Of course, Tonks then insisted on being involved. This is probably the porniest/most PWP thing I've written. Eeep! Thanks to everyone who kept me going on this, and to the divine kabal42 for the betaing.

( Teacher, Teacher, teach me love. I can't learn it fast enough )

Title: You May Kiss The Groom
Artist: blackcoyote
Media: Artline Pen, Photoshop2
Characters: Lockhart/Lockhart, Rita Skeeter (as bystander)
Compliant to: All the books.
Rating: NC 17+ for graphic nudity, Implied Sexual Situation (NWS!)
Warnings: Implied m/m narcissistic pairing, Graphic frontal male nudity, Sex-scene, Implied voyeurism, crudely sketched 6-pack abs.
Theme/kink: February 08 - Mock Marriages

Summary: It turned out that using the Mirror of Erised in Gilderoy's therapy had some unexpected side-effects, but in the end St. Mungo's decided it was probably best to go along with the wishes of their most famous patient. In the name of therapy, of course...
Notes: Drawn for the daily_deviant February 08 - Mock Marriages Theme.
Disclaimer: The characters & settings in this picture (c) J. K. Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. This artist recognises that this image and scenario is a derivative work that may depart from the original Canon and/or the original Author's creative intent.
( Image under cut unsuitable for viewers under the age of majority in your country. If this applies to you, do not click on this link ) Sorry once again for being late - rl has been getting extra busy lately :P

[ETA] I've used a spare LJ to host the pic, so it should be more viewable now

Title: The People on the Edge of the Night
Author: cedar
Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape, mention of James Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: may offend canon purists, because it's 1982 and James is still alive.
Themes/kinks chosen: January 2008 theme: choose anything from 2007. I chose autagonistophilia (arousal by being on stage) and lap dances
Word Count: 1700
Summary: In a dingy red club, almost no one knows who Sirius Black really is.
Author's notes: Many thanks to nimori for the beta!

( He is for display only. )

Title: In Which Seamus and Dean Miss Each Other and Check Out Girls
Author: wook77 and green_amber
Characters: Seamus, Lavender, Dean, Luna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: voyeurism, wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollab!
Word Count: 3206
Summary: Eh, the title pretty much says it all. ;)
Author's notes: Thanks and ♥ to wook77 for being such an awesome writing buddy (*hums Twilight Zone theme again*), and ragdoll for the hand-holding.


( In Which Seamus and Dean Miss Each Other and Check Out Girls )