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19th November 2009 00:01 - FIC: "Alternatives" (Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldie/Quirrell, NC-17)
Title: "Alternatives"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?)
Themes/kinks chosen: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrel, castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

Alternatives )
5th November 2009 00:00 - Fic: Required Relief (Neville, NC-17)
Title: Required Relief
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/?
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM.
Themes/kinks chosen: Clamps
Word Count: 1850
Summary: There are some nights the Neville just needs a break from being in command.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sevfan and [info]eeyore9990 for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Required Relief )
27th October 2009 01:39 - Fic: 'Dinner and a Show', Minerva, Albus/Severus/Minerva, NC-17
Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

I hope you enjoy :-)

Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



Dinner and a Show )
20th August 2009 14:41 - Fic: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm, Viktor/Harry/Cedric, NC-17
Title: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm... or Just One Really Excellent Use
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Viktor/Harry/ghost!Cedric
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: First person POV, random thought processes... oh, and ectoplasm as lube
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis
Word Count: 1250-ish
Summary: A screaming orgasm sounds really good, until you're the one doing the unmanly screaming.
Author's notes: Because you can never have too many references to Ghostbusters in Harry Potter fanfiction. Or sparkling ghosts who are definitely not sparkling vampires. Huge thanks to [info]leela_cat for the quickie. The quickie beta, you pervs! :D

Ectoplasm! )
15th August 2009 08:16 - The Power of Healing (Percy/Oliver/Viktor, R)
Author: Lee West
Title: The Power of Healing
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Viktor/Oliver/Percy
Kink Chosen: Menage a Trois
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy's newest case as a Healer is to treat Oliver and Viktor, who had a nasty fight during an international match.
Warnings: Use and abuse of not-so-innocent bystander.
Word Count: 1,646
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my dear friend Minnow for betaing and getting me out of a very tight spot.

The Power of Healing )
5th August 2009 00:01 - Fic: A Valiant Effort (Sirius/Hermione/Remus, NC-17)
Title: A Valiant Effort
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Sirius Black/Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: threesome, lol, AU.
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis (threesomes).
Word Count: ~4100
Summary: Hermione has a shock, so Sirius and Remus help her to relax.
Author's notes: As always, nothing you recognize is mine. Thank you to [info]eeyore9990 and [info]sevfan for the rapid and excellent beta work they did on this story.

A Valiant Effort )
3rd August 2009 20:14 - FIC: Mr Box 334 [Draco, Severus, ???, NC17]
Title: Mr Box 334
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Draco, Severus, "Mr Box 334" [highlight to reveal identity, if you must: Harry Potter]
Rating: NC17
Warnings: blowjobs, dirty talk, D/s, sex toys, threesome
Themes/kinks chosen: ménage a tróis (threesomes), personal ads
Word Count: 4690 words
Summary: Draco's always wanted to try a threesome, and an advert in the Daily Prophet seems like just the chance.
Author's notes: Hurray for threesomes!

Mr Box 334 )
3rd August 2009 14:53 - [art] Late Night Tutoring Session
Title: Late Night Tutoring Session
Artist: [info]clayangel
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Hermione, Neville, Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Teen sex?
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage à Trois
Art preview:

Not Work Safe )
1st August 2009 21:41 - [Art] Pansy's Gang
Title: Pansy's Gang
Artist: [info]la_dissonance
Media: Watercolors, slight photoshop retouching
Characters: Daphne/Pansy/Millicent
Rating: R
Warnings: None. (Or imminent choking, I guess, depending on how you look at it)
Themes/kinks chosen: ménage à trois
Artist's notes: More fun with watercolors! I think I might be getting the hang of this. Many apologies for how abjectly un-kinky this came out. :(
Art preview:


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20th April 2009 12:51 - Fic: When Fantasy Meets Reality, NC-17, Trio
Title: When Fantasy Meets Reality
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Ron/Hermione/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het?
Themes/kinks chosen: Underwear as a fetish
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Stuck in a tent for months, Hermione takes her opportunity to wank when she can. Thankfully, when she's caught, it's by a figment of her broken imagination.
Author's notes: Whee! Trio-smut! Written for [info]vl_redreign cuz she's awesome and I luff her. Huge thanks to [info]kathrynthegreat for pushing me to finish on time.


When Fantasy Meets Reality )
8th April 2009 08:10 - Fic: Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire
Title: Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire
Author: [info]luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Rita Skeeter/Rabastan Lestrange, Stan Shunpike, Ernie Prang
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, Sex, Voyeurism, Crack!Fic
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Sex Shows
Word Count: 1,871
Summary: The things that happen on the Knight Bus are what some might consider shocking. Ernie Prang has seen it all.
A/N: Thank you [info]shygryf and [info]loony4lupin for the beta work. Originally written for the April 2009 prompt of Sex Shows on [info]daily_deviant. I think my timeline is a bit wonky, so you should probably consider it AU.

Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire )
3rd February 2009 12:18 - ART: Teacher's Apprentice (Snape/Draco/Blaise, NC-17)
Title: Teacher's Apprentice
Artist: [info]clayangel
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Snape, Draco, Blaise
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe. And hairy man legs.
Themes/kinks chosen: catamites
Artist's notes: I haven't drawn Snape in ages, but I'm really pleased with the way he came out. Plus he was just fun. ^_^ Also, it looks like I still need an artist tag? Thank you!
Art preview:

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20th January 2009 18:45 - Fic: Everyone's Gone Bananas, NC-17, Severus/Remus/Sirius/Harry
Title: Everyone's Gone Bananas
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Harry/Remus/Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Gang bang(Group Sex), DWD (Deaths? What deaths?), Everyone is alive by the power of porn, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Rimming, Threesome (Everything Old is New)
Word Count: 2764
Summary: A bit of penii comparison leads to speculation about the size of Snape's cock. What better way to find out than to approach the subject "head" on?

Everyone's Gone Bananas )
30th December 2008 00:21 - Kinky Kristmas fic for Alisanne: Christmas Fairy (Harry/Draco/Severus, NC-17)
Title: Christmas Fairy
Author: [info]who_la_hoop 
Giftee: [info]alisanne 
Pairing: Harry/Draco and Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See A/N :D
Word Count: ~6,500
Summary: When the fairy on top of the tree gets a cold Harry rescues it – with unexpected results, courtesy of one Severus Snape.
Author's notes: [info]alisanne asked for a smutty Harry/Draco/Severus, with cross-dressing, under the Christmas tree. I couldn't quite fit under the Christmas tree, but I hope that hot sexin' in close proximity to it will do :D Happy Christmas, dear!

26th December 2008 14:13 - Art: Fairy Lights & Wine, R
Title: Fairy Lights & Wine
Artist: [info]ghot
Characters: Luna/Ginny/Hermione
Rating: R
Warnings: Threesome, exhibitionism, drunkenness, boobs
Themes/kinks chosen: Exhibitionism
A/N: For [info]magic_at_mungos. Sorry for it not being very porny (and for the chibis), but I wanted to draw this style and... it kicked my ass. Anyway, I hope you like. Happy holidays!

Fairy Lights & Wine )
15th December 2008 07:26 - FIC: O Come All Ye (Charlie/Draco/Neville; NC-17)
Title: O Come All Ye
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Charlie, Draco and Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,580
Warnings: Only the fact that I would love to call this threesome Shaquille, from CHarlie, DrACo and NevILLE. Sorry 'bout that.
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas fic for [info]florahart, whose request was Charlie/Neville/Draco, exhibitionism, going caroling, funny and/or happy-ending
Author's notes: A zillion thanks to my dear beta, [info]minnow_53, for tackling a most improbable threesome and doing it with her usual pizzazz.

O Come All Ye )
14th December 2008 23:49 - Fic: Christmas Traditions (Lucius/James Jr, Lucius/Severus; NC-17)
Title: Christmas Traditions
Author: [info]snapelike
Characters: Lucius/James Potter Jr, Lucius/Severus.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non/dub-con, mindfuck, dark, chanish. Psycho!Lucius. And Psycho!Severus as well, now that I think of it. OMG, this is so wrong.
Word count: 3,300
Notes: Oh, nice comm I have here. It has been ages since I've un-hiatussed, but here is something for [info]ariadneelda ♥. Nothing says "Happy Christmas" like 3K of non-con psycho mindfuck chan. I am sorry for thoroughly messing up your prompt, honey, but the bloody Potions master insisted. I hope you'll forgive me. Also thanks to [info]zephre for looking this over. Any errors are mine, and there might be a few. I apologise. I blame exams, stress and whatnot.
Summary: An unexpected encounter in Knockturn Alley delivers James Potter into Lucius Malfoy's hands. As Christmas is the time for toys and traditions, Potter Jr is in for a surprise he won't forget... at least for... a while.

Christmas Traditions )
5th December 2008 13:44 - Fic: All Wrapped Up (Severus/Harry/Draco, NC-17)
Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: [info]ladydeth12
Character/Pairing: Snape/Harry/Draco
Request:
Kink: public or semi-public sex
Holiday item or location: wrapping paper
Tone: no major angst

Word Count: ~3820
Summary: Draco wants to make this an extra special Christmas. Enlisting the help of a Weasley may not have been the best decision, however.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]ladydeth12 for the fun prompt and to [info]eeyore9990, without whom there quite likely would not have been a story. She has saved my ass more often than I care to admit. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

All Wrapped Up )
18th October 2008 00:02 - Twinspired (Neville/Fred/George, NC-17)
Title: Twinspired
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/Fred Weasley/George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, AU.
Themes/kinks chosen: Adultery
Word Count: 4650
Summary: The twins help Neville redefine the idea of partnership.
Author's notes: This is my second attempt at this month's themes and I guess this could be classified as fluffy adultery. ;) Thanks to the slashchat girls for their assistance and to my beta, [info]sevfan.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine.

Twinspired )
28th September 2008 17:57 - Fic: Having Company (Draco/Harry/Hermione)
Title: Having Company
Author: [info]shellydkitty
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: moderate domination, a shameless lack of plot, threesome
Themes/kinks chosen: Confessions
Word Count: 4066
Summary: Draco's accusations are a bit out of control, but Harry isn't sure he minds so much.
Author's notes: Did you see the warning for the shameless lack of plot? Because no matter how hard you search, there's no plot here. Special thanks to [info]lilithilien and [info]andreth_47 for beta-ing for me, but I did tweak it more, so any mistakes that remain are all mine.

How long have you been lusting after Harry? )
22nd August 2008 01:38 - FIC: One and One Make Three (Tonks/Charlie/Bill; NC-17)
Title: One and One Make Three
Author: [info]thescarletwoman
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, threesome, double penetration, incest
Themes/kinks chosen: romantic marriage
Word Count: ~3700
Summary: The only thing better than marrying the love of your life is marrying both of them.
Author's notes: I'm absolutely stoked to be posting my first fic at [info]daily_deviant and thanks so much for the invite! ♥ Thanks as always to [info]rose_whispers for the beta. She nitpicked, any remaining mistakes are my own.

One and One Make Three )
3rd August 2008 09:45 - FIC: A Night at the Ministry [Harry/Neville/Percy, NC17]
Title: A Night at the Ministry
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Harry/Neville/Percy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: uh, threesome? it's actually pretty vanilla, in its way
Themes/kinks chosen: pheromones, relics, insufflation, romantic marriage (sort of)
Word Count: ~2650
Summary: Neither Harry nor Percy enjoys Ministry functions. Usually.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]alisanne for listening to me brainstorm about this! It's epilogue-what-epilogue, by the way.

A Night at the Ministry )
29th June 2008 23:40 - Fic: Testing the Hypothesis (James Sirius/Scorpius/Teddy, NC-17)
Title: Testing the Hypothesis
Author: [info]who_la_hoop
Characters: James Sirius/Scorpius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome (with respective ages of 25, 18 and 17), swearing
Themes/kinks chosen: Hedonism
Word Count: ~4,800
Summary: Scorpius was a wizard, and he had better things to do with his weekend – namely, figuring out how to divest his boyfriends of their clothing in the shortest amount of time possible, without appearing the least bit desperate. Homework didn’t fit anywhere into this scheme, particularly not boring Muggle stuff that had no relevance.
Author's notes: Dedicated with affection to [info]snegurochka_lee, who was the first person to bring my new-gen OT3 to life. ♥ James/Scorpius/Teddy FTW!

Sometimes – and recently, more and more often, he had to confess – Scorpius wondered if he had gone insane. )
5th May 2008 00:10 - Fic: Dangerous Ministry Liaisons (Draco, NC-17)
Title: Dangerous Ministry Liaisons
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Draco Malfoy/others.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: double penetration
Themes/kinks chosen: Fainting, fur fetish, m/m fellatio.
Word Count: ~4300
Summary: Draco craves a more memorable experience.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to [info]sevfan for the beta reading. And, unfortunately, nothing you recognize is mine.

Dangerous Ministry Liaisons )
30th March 2008 22:45 - ART: "The Third Degree", Harry/Ron/Hermione, R
Title: The Third Degree
Artist: [info]faire_weather
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermion
Rating: R
Warnings: Female Nudity
Themes/kinks chosen: Bisexuality
Artist's notes: I tried a new style...I won't be trying it again, lol. I imagine this is about what it would look like if Molly walked in on Ron spending quality time with his two favorite hoes (before Molly pulled herself together and laid the smack down). *smack smack*
Art preview:


ETA: Now on a more reliable image host.

The Third Degree )
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