Title: Muggles Are Geniuses
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Sperm Banks
Word Count: ~1450
Summary: Fred and George discover the Eighth Wonder of the World... God bless Muggles.
Author's notes: I saw this theme and just... how could I NOT write some twincest for it?! Enjoy, y'all!

( Muggles Are Geniuses )

Title: The Perfect Position
Author: alisanne
Characters: Lucius Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy implied (off screen).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross-gen, anal, toys.
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia, tourniquets.
Word Count: 2900
Summary: This is the story of how Blaise came out of the closet by going into the closet.
Author's notes: Thanks to eeyore9990 and sevfan for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( The Perfect Position )

Title: Ritual Backlash
Author: alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cross gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Ritual sex, alternate pairing (Charlie/Teddy)
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Weddings aren't Charlie's thing, until he finally goes to one that provides reasonable entertainment.
Author's notes: Thanks to the usual suspects, eeyore9990 and sevfan for looking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Ritual Backlash )

Title: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm... or Just One Really Excellent Use
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Viktor/Harry/ghost!Cedric
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: First person POV, random thought processes... oh, and ectoplasm as lube
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis
Word Count: 1250-ish
Summary: A screaming orgasm sounds really good, until you're the one doing the unmanly screaming.
Author's notes: Because you can never have too many references to Ghostbusters in Harry Potter fanfiction. Or sparkling ghosts who are definitely not sparkling vampires. Huge thanks to leela_cat for the quickie. The quickie beta, you pervs! :D

( Ectoplasm! )

Title: Breakfast with the Potters
Author: celandineb
Characters: Remus, James, Lily, Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: adultery (consensual), anal sex, crossdressing, cunnilingus, dirty talk, group sex, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: andomimetophilia
Word Count: 3480 words
Summary: An invitation to breakfast turns into something else altogether.
Author's notes: As ever, I have to blame snegurochka_lee for having written James.

( Breakfast with the Potters )

Title: Long Distance
Author: westernredcedar
Characters: Viktor/Charlie, OCs
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: open relationship, multiple partners, rimming, an owl named Tammy Wynette
Themes/kinks chosen: Pornography
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Being apart for a long Quidditch road trip poses problems, but Charlie is nothing if not creative.
Author's notes: Thanks to dear blpaintchart for the beta/Brit work. I've surely messed it up with my fussing since then, and those mistakes are all mine.

( Long Distance )

Title: Everyone's Gone Bananas
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Harry/Remus/Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Gang bang(Group Sex), DWD (Deaths? What deaths?), Everyone is alive by the power of porn, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Rimming, Threesome (Everything Old is New)
Word Count: 2764
Summary: A bit of penii comparison leads to speculation about the size of Snape's cock. What better way to find out than to approach the subject "head" on?

( Everyone's Gone Bananas )

Title: Enter, Stage Black
Author: westernredcedar
For: remeciel
Summary: While Remus is busy with the Hogwart’s production of "A Christmas Carol," Sirius has had far too much free time to do some special…research.
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rated: NC-17
Word count: ~2600
Prompt: Snow
Featuring: Rimming!
Warnings: none
A/N: This is what happens when it finally sinks in to me that there is a professor named Burbage. Let the theatre geekery begin!
Thanks, blpaintchart for the Brit-pick and beta. All remaining mistakes are due to my meddling. :)


( Enter, Stage Black )

Title: A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: Pen, Pencil, References.
Characters: Charlie Weasley & Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: NWS
Themes/kinks chosen: Festivus feats of strength
Artist's notes: The moment Harry realized that maybe Festivus isn't just another reason for the Weasley boys to pummel and punch each other. Happy Holidays to emiime and everyone here! I hope everyone stays happy, healthy and safe.
*hugs*

( December 23rd, the Burrow )

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: ladydeth12
Character/Pairing: Snape/Harry/Draco
Request:
Kink: public or semi-public sex
Holiday item or location: wrapping paper
Tone: no major angst
Word Count: ~3820
Summary: Draco wants to make this an extra special Christmas. Enlisting the help of a Weasley may not have been the best decision, however.
Author's notes: Thanks to ladydeth12 for the fun prompt and to eeyore9990, without whom there quite likely would not have been a story. She has saved my ass more often than I care to admit. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( All Wrapped Up )

Title: Making Love Instead of Misery
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Drug Use, rimming, abundant amounts of baby oil being slathered onto a bound and bossy Draco
Themes/kinks chosen: Drug use
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: A fic written with the one and only purpose of providing porn. There is no plot here to summarise.
Author's notes: My posting date snuck up on me while in the midst of frantically trying to finish holiday exchange fics. My "unfinished fics" folder literally saved my ass this month. YAY! Again, please to be excusing the lack of any coherent plot. Title stolen without regret from Hinder's song "Get Stoned." I thought it was appropriate. :D

( Making Love Instead of Misery )

Title: Come Again
Author: iulia_linnea
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks Chosen: Relics/anal, bondage, (mild) D/S, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, rimming
Word Count: 1720
Summary: Where there's a wizard, there's a relic.
Author's Notes: Thank you, eeyore9990 and fodirteg, for beta'ing. This fic is dedicated to the_kinky_pet, who won the tailoring of my August daily_deviant offering by generously supporting marriage equality as a bidder in the livelongnmarry charitable event at LiveJournal. ♥

( Come Again )

Title: Pheromones
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: NWS, sad lack of imagination for such an awesome prompt.
Themes/kinks chosen: Pheromones
Artist's notes: Nothing comes to mind....

( Remus & Sirius/NWS )

Title: Do You Remember?
Author: kirasha
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: talk of oral, rimming, and biting
Themes/kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: ~2,075
Summary: When Severus discovers something Remus has been holding onto for twelve years, Remus wants to know if Severus has the same memories.
Author's notes: I forgot I was coming back in July. But, I have a better reminder system now. :-D While this could technically follow, To Hold and to Have, this fic does stand alone and you don't need to have read the other in order to understand what's going on in this one.

( Do you remember that night? )

Title: Testing the Hypothesis
Author: who_la_hoop
Characters: James Sirius/Scorpius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome (with respective ages of 25, 18 and 17), swearing
Themes/kinks chosen: Hedonism
Word Count: ~4,800
Summary: Scorpius was a wizard, and he had better things to do with his weekend – namely, figuring out how to divest his boyfriends of their clothing in the shortest amount of time possible, without appearing the least bit desperate. Homework didn’t fit anywhere into this scheme, particularly not boring Muggle stuff that had no relevance.
Author's notes: Dedicated with affection to snegurochka_lee, who was the first person to bring my new-gen OT3 to life. ♥ James/Scorpius/Teddy FTW!

( Sometimes – and recently, more and more often, he had to confess – Scorpius wondered if he had gone insane. )

Title: Porn Night
Author: who_la_hoop
Characters: Harry/Ron, in the company of Seamus, Dean and Neville
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, voyeurism, swearing
Themes/kinks chosen: m/m fellatio
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary: There was an invisible line they didn't cross – they didn't touch each other while they did it, and they never – ever – treated it as anything more than a light-hearted competition. Hence the rulers and the Penis Games, and the fact that Seamus had constructed a Winner's Cup out of wadded (but clean) tissues and rubber bands.
Author's notes: With thanks to ericahpfa whose gorgeous Harry/Ron art from a couple of days ago provided me with the inspiration for this piece of filth :D My writing usually has more plot than this. Honest, I swear!

( Saturday night in the Gryffindor tower had become, by common agreement, porn night. )

Title: "Snot On"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17 (So very, very wrong)
Pairing: Hagrid/Fang
Warnings: rimming, bestiality, crack, Hagrid's crack, Severe Squickiness
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fur, Fainting, Mucophagy (Someone had to do it.)
Word Count: 1330
Summary: It wasn't Flitwick who came to him one Tuesday morning when everything was quiet but for the sounds of very wet and snotty grief echoing against the Castle walls and carried over the still lake.
Author's Notes: I blame this first of all on everyone who did NOT write mucophagy this month. Secondly on zevazo who suggested the pairing after I saw that Padfoot was getting lots of action this month. And finally on red_squared who was able to guess what I was writing by my assertions I was squicking myself- and who also gave me the title. And finally, I blame all insanity and mistakes on LMoM.

( Snot On )

Feedback will be...uh... licked?

Title: Teacher, Teacher
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, dub-con, rimming, light verbal humiliation, dirty talk, spanking, male Dom/femme sub, chan (Hermione is nearly 16), voyeurism, angry!sex, oral sex/cunnilingus, femmeslash
Themes/kinks chosen: Bisexuality
Word Count: ~6900
Summary: When Hermione goes to hide in a spare bedroom at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Author's notes: I've been promising inell that I'd write Bill/Hermione for ages so I'm happy finally got the opportunity to do it. Of course, Tonks then insisted on being involved. This is probably the porniest/most PWP thing I've written. Eeep! Thanks to everyone who kept me going on this, and to the divine kabal42 for the betaing.

( Teacher, Teacher, teach me love. I can't learn it fast enough )

Title: What To Do When You're Out Of Lotion
Artist: twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: rimming, oral, and they're probably a bit sore at this point...
Themes/kinks chosen: Satyriasis
Artist's notes: Special thanks to r_grayjoy and jin_fenghuang for the super-quick betas, and thanks as well to lesyeuxverts for providing the key to this picture and thus saving me from having to draw my squicky first idea. >:D< to you both.

Art preview:



( NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

Title:
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: Pen
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: NWS, no "real" nudity though.
Themes/kinks chosen: Past prompts - gay men. Although I still think ol' Jamesy was straight.
Artist's notes: I generally don't like to have Remus or Sirius with anyone other than each other, or Lily occasionally, but I like to think James doesn't really count. Experimentation and all that. :D

( NWS R/S/J )

Title: Exposed!

Author: pre_raphaelite1

Artist: wilde_stallyn

Characters: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: BDSM, threesomes, breathplay, sex magic, cockrings, cockgagging, rimming, reference to figging, AU
Themes/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2007

Word Count: 1400
Media: Photoshop

Summary: “Top Ministry Official and Known Werewolf Torture War Hero”

Author's Notes: Much love and thanks to clandestinelli and wildestranger for the betaing!


( “Top Ministry Official and Known Werewolf Torture War Hero” )

Title: Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)
Author: r_grayjoy
Artist: artisticentropy
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: defilement of a war memorial
Kinks chosen: bondage, rimming, orgasm delay, dub-con, snark (yes, it's a kink!)
Word Count: 2,015
Media: Photoshop, graphics tablet, all of my free time for the past week and a half. :P
Summary: Some rituals should be disrupted -- and perhaps even replaced with others.
Author's notes: Proudly EWE; slightly AU in the 'Snape is alive post-DH' sense; I'll let the reader decide why Snape is around, and what sort of association he and Harry have had prior to this scene.
This fic was written for cluegirl.
Much love and fangirling to artisticentropy, who is always a joy to work with. I swear I didn't realize how porny this fic was until I saw it drawn out in vivid detail! ::dies::
Artist's notes: r_grayjoy is the best author to collaborate with ever. Not only is she an awesome writer, she was super patient with how long this monster took me to finish! Every artist in existence should work with her at least once in their lives! :D *luvs on her bunches* I hope you enjoy this huge project we've put together for you all!


Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)

( Warning: This is really image heavy because it is a full length comic. Click on the pages to make them bigger if you can't read them. )

Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That...
Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and snapelike
Artist: cnary_crem_dght
Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Warnings: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, snuff, cross-dressing, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness!
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas 2007. And kinks? What kinks?
Word Count: 460. Yes. Not 4,600. Or 46,000. It's Christmas and people are busy!
Media: Photoshop
Summary: You know those 'Shakespeare's Complete in 30 minutes?' Yeah? Okay. They are a complete waste of time. We have everything that he has, and much faster. Now with pictures. Eat your heart out, Bill, old chap!
A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.

( We said, READ THE WARNINGS, DAMMIT! )

Title: Charlie Weasley: International Man of Mystery
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Fleur Delacour, Charlie/Most of the Wizarding World
Rating: Hard R bordering on NC-17
Warnings: Ummmm…nearly everything. Including necrophilia and character death (check out those tags -- I hope I didn't miss anything important)
Themes/kinks chosen: Faux Spoilers: Charlie Weasley recruits a lot of foreign wizards to help fight in the final battle by whatever means necessary. Fleur is a Death Eater and in league with Voldemort.
Word Count: 2500 words
Summary: At Dumbledore's behest, Charlie Weasley recruits a lot of foreign wizards to help fight in the final battle by whatever means necessary.
Author's notes: Due to holiday exchange commitments, I hadn't expected to do be able to pull this one off. Somehow, they drove me right round the Maypole and thus this story saw the light of day. Much thanks to twilightsorcery (who gave me the inspiration for La Chatte Chauve), kabal42 (who gave me the idea of an arch-nemesis) and eeyore9990,r_grayjoy and katesque for beta-ing, cheerleading and generally being fantabulous. And as karma would have it Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me just started on TV the moment I finished this. Yeah, baby! Yeah!

( Love him only if you dare, Danger is his nom de guerre )

Title: Jamie's Reward
Author: emiime
Characters: Harry/James
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: incest, chan
Kinks chosen: Please your mods: chan, oral sex, love!
Word Count: 1236
Summary: Harry and James enjoy some father-son time in the greenhouse.
Author's notes: It never explicitly said in the epilogue that Harry and Ginny were married, so for the purpose of this fic I've gone with my head-in-the-sand approach that they are happily divorced. Let's just say the other kids are visiting her for the weekend. Also, this is dedicated to freckles42 who isn't feeling tip-top today and who wanted to see this scenario.

( Jamie's Reward )