Title: Up to So Much No Good
Pairing: This is a little complicated. Harry's involved, and there are mentions of Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Snape, Kingsley, McGonagall, George, Hermione...
Theme: Costumes
Warnings: faux, or possibly real, sibling incest; anonymous sex
Words: ~1400
Rating: Quite NC17
A/N: Pay no attention to the clock behind the curtain. It's totally still the 7th. *nods*

( Up to <I>So Much</i> No Good )

Title: Office Boy
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: EWE, probably. Also, see theme.
Theme chosen: Nipple clamps
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Harry watched the single bead of sweat slide down the side of Malfoy's face, slipping behind his ear and disappearing into his hair, and Harry's body gave a shiver at the thought of what was causing Malfoy's tension.
Author's notes: This is for marguerite_26, who was the most insanely tireless cheerleader and beta for my hd_career_fair story last month when I turned into a whinging snowflake of epic proportions and was wringing my hands over ever having been mad enough to sign up for an H/D fest. :) She suggested Harry/Teddy, actually, when I insisted on writing her a reward, but that shall have to wait for another day, because lo, now it seems my brain is all LET'S WRITE MOAR H/D OKAY. :/

( Office Boy )

Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

( The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )

Title: Ritual Backlash
Author: alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cross gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Ritual sex, alternate pairing (Charlie/Teddy)
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Weddings aren't Charlie's thing, until he finally goes to one that provides reasonable entertainment.
Author's notes: Thanks to the usual suspects, eeyore9990 and sevfan for looking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Ritual Backlash )

Title: When the Knight Bus is Rockin'
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen, references (galore - holy hell did I have trouble with that hat!)
Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Stan Shunpike - *snort*
Rating: NC17
Warnings: NWS
Themes/kinks chosen: Holy Rarepair! I couldn't resist. :D
Artist's notes: I really had a blast with this one - as soon as I saw the pairing I knew that this was my theme for the month. Lots of fun!

( Kingsley/Stan/NWS )

Title: Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire
Author: luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Rita Skeeter/Rabastan Lestrange, Stan Shunpike, Ernie Prang
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, Sex, Voyeurism, Crack!Fic
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Sex Shows
Word Count: 1,871
Summary: The things that happen on the Knight Bus are what some might consider shocking. Ernie Prang has seen it all.
A/N: Thank you shygryf and loony4lupin for the beta work. Originally written for the April 2009 prompt of Sex Shows on daily_deviant. I think my timeline is a bit wonky, so you should probably consider it AU.

( Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire )

Title: A Different Kind of Detention
Author: alisanne
Characters: Pansy Parkinson/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, orgy, toys, voyeurism/exhibitionism, chan implied, although in my mind Pansy is of age.
Themes/kinks chosen: sex shows
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: The first rule of 'special detention' is that there is no 'special detention'.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to my fabulous beta-readers, sevfan and eeyore9990.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Different Kind of Detention )

Title: The Rooftop
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Draco/Harry and other imaginary people
Rating: Hard R (Maybe NC-17?)
Warnings: Fanon goodness, toppy!Draco, creepy unpeople being creepy
Themes/kinks chosen: PORNography
Word Count: 1623
Summary: Harry finally gains entry to the Room that Draco's been requesting; shockingly he does not find a bunch of closeted Death Eaters (gay or otherwise). :D
Author's notes: Ahahaha, see how I incorporated that "rooftop" prompt, ghot? *smacks self* Title totally unrelated to the fic in any way unless you decide that it's the name of Draco's imaginary club, yes that's it OBVIOUSLY! A long overdue re-do of a fic for ghot's Kinky Kristmas prompt, the first of which I failed at completely by non-incorporation of her "first time" kink. :D

( The Rooftop )

Title: 101 Rooms in Hogwarts and how Remus and Severus Used Them
Author: lesyeuxverts
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bondage, some D/s, wax play, role-playing, AU
Themes/kinks chosen: For twilightsorcery: candles, semi-public sex
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Recovery takes many different forms.
Author's notes: Huge thanks to angela_snape for the super-last-minute, above-and-beyond-the-call beta! *loves*

twilightsorcery, this isn't exactly the story I envisioned writing when I claimed your prompt … that one, unfortunately, turned out to be seriously lacking in the department of kinkiness. I hope that you like this, though, and that you have a very happy holiday! :)

( 101 Rooms in Hogwarts and how Remus and Severus Used Them )

Title: Incentives
Author: thescarletwoman
Words: ~3300
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really.
Themes/Kinks chosen: Public sex, fingering
Author's Notes: Written for luvscharlie who asked for Charlie/Tonks, Public sex and Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade Christmas shopping. I give you the Leaky Cauldron after a long day of shopping. As always, thanks to rose_whispers for the beta... and for the inspiration. ♥

( Incentives )

Title: Special Report
Author: florahart
Words: 1600
Characters: Oh so many implied (Weasleys, Shacklebolt, Prewett, Rookwood, Moody, Potter, Longbottom, Crouch...)
Rating: R
Warnings: Possible implications of things like infidelity and incest
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink: Glory hole, Holiday location: Dept of MLE Christmas Party
Author's notes: ceria asked for the departmental party and any combination of B. Weasley, C. Weasley, G. Prewett, Rookwood, Crouch Jr, Macnair, Shacklebolt, Longbottom, with a glory hole. I hope this will suffice. Oh, and since there is deliberate formatting within the story that involves font color, if the layout on which you are reading is reddish, you may want to add a format=light at the end of the URL.

( Special Report )

Title: One More Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy. A bit of unrequited H/D
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: If the pairing, theme and summary don't bother you, you're probably set. ;) Scorpius is 17.
Theme chosen: Drug use
Word Count: ~8,100
Summary: "It's not legal; I know it's not. You can't use Veritaserum to interrogate anyone without a warrant from the Wizengamot." Scorpius's eyes narrowed as Harry failed to hide the twitch in his jaw. "Which you very well know, Auror Potter."
Notes: Oh my God, Scorpius Malfoy, you little brat. This bunny landed in my head as soon as I saw this theme back in the summer, and Scorpius wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. Giant thanks to klynie1, bewarethesmirk and islandsmoke for the quick but thorough beta help.
Soundtrack: Your Mangled Heart – The Gossip

( One More Drop )

Title: Secret Heart
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Alicia Spinnet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: frottage, wanking, semi-public sex
Themes/kinks chosen: frottage, confessions, relics
Word Count: 9100
Summary: Alicia Spinnet fell in love with Charlie Weasley on her first day at Hogwarts. Some things just don't ever go away.
Author's notes: This is gift fic for the lovely katesque without whom Alicia would not have a voice and this pairing would not be so near and dear to me. Thanks to luvscharlie for the great beta (and the non-stop squeeing) and the usual suspects for their support and suggestions. This orginally started out as my August 08 story, hence the use of the relic in there, but this story had other plans.

( Secret Heart )

Title: Quietly
Artist: twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: R
Warnings: public sex, and Hogsmeade is cold this time of year. ;)
Themes/kinks chosen: frottage
Artist's notes: Yay, background!
Art preview:



( NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

Title: Grind
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A hint of infidelity, perhaps, but there is also no assurance that Harry and Ginny are necessarily married or even very serious at this point. :)
Theme chosen: Frottage
Word Count: ~2,200
Summary: He drags the back of one wrist over his eyebrow, soaking up the moisture threatening to drip into his eyes and fog up his glasses, and then he forces himself to pull it together, scanning the crowd. There is only one reason he's here, after all.
Author's notes: Er. Apparently I write H/D now? Easiest theme ever, all the pairings in the world to choose from, and this is what my brain conjured. :/ I figure this is sometime post-war and pre-marriage, if that matters...

( Grind )

Title: Odeon Leicester Square: May 25, 1980
Author: westernredcedar
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Rating: mild NC-17
Warnings: off-screen violence discussed
Themes/kinks: Pheromones, insufflation (if blowing in ears counts...?), public sex
Word count: ~2000
Summary: Remus doesn’t need to be able to see in the dark cinema. He can smell Severus anywhere.
Author’s Notes: Thank you to the wonderful blpaintchart for the beta. Sorry my fic is so short this month! This is related to another fic of mine, Why Severus Snape Might Have to Shout “Yoda” in the Midst of Battle, that I wrote for bronze_ribbons, but you certainly do not have to read that one to read this one! This stands alone.
Oh, and one more Important Fact: The Empire Strikes Back premiered in London at the Odeon Leicester Square on May 21, 1980. :D



( Odeon Leicester Square: May 25, 1980 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 4/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 3/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 2/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17 and then some – for sex, violence and the foul language of werewolf subcultures
Content: Very violent (but consensual) sex, including some ravishment fantasy. Open marriage. DH-compliant. Het, slash and femslash included at various times. Tattoos. Everyone is over 17.
Theme chosen: Flagellation (arousal by whipping or being whipped)
Word Count: ~36,200. I KNOW. *facepalm*
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Notes: I seem to have written a lot of fic in the past year that sought to overturn werewolf-sex clichés. But screw that. This month, I decided to pile them up and roll around in them. Here, have a hugely retro werewolf cliché fic... with some Veela cliché thrown in for good measure. I know this is mostly a one-shot community, so many thanks to the DD mods for letting me write this beast for the themes this month, and for pushing back my posting date three different times when I needed more time. ♥ ! Thanks to islandsmoke for the final beta, and to florahart for some early advice and for reminding me months ago that Lavender Brown was mauled by Greyback at the end of DH.

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop - part 1/4 )

Title: Bad Influence
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Words: ~2325
Summary: Charlie can be pretty convincing, even if what he wants is entirely too dangerous for anyone with any sense.
Kink/theme: in theory, fainting, though I may have taken liberties and made it more breathplay. Also, sex on a dragon and technically in public.
Warnings: None, unless the notion of deliberately losing consciousness from air loss is a squick.
A/N: Sorry if this timestamps half an hour into the 8th. My computer turned to molasses just as I started to post; it has been sitting here updating I have no idea what all for the last half hour or so. Bah.

( Bad Influence )

Title: Showgirls
Author: kabal42
Characters: Ginny/Pansy (with a side of Luna/Gabrielle)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, some spanking and the premise of two D/s relationships
Themes/kinks chosen: Brothels, candaulism, face-slapping, love, oral sex, public sex – all under the "everything old is new".
Word Count: 3116
Summary: Ginny decides to full-fill one of Pansy's fantasies – and one of her own.
Author's notes: It's short, smutty and almost devoid of plot, so enjoy the sexy, confident women in here for what they are.
I blame the fascination for Luna/Gabrielle entirely on sweetcaroleanne for whom I wrote the pairing at harry_holidays. It grew on me!

( Showgirls! )

Title: Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)
Author: r_grayjoy
Artist: artisticentropy
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: defilement of a war memorial
Kinks chosen: bondage, rimming, orgasm delay, dub-con, snark (yes, it's a kink!)
Word Count: 2,015
Media: Photoshop, graphics tablet, all of my free time for the past week and a half. :P
Summary: Some rituals should be disrupted -- and perhaps even replaced with others.
Author's notes: Proudly EWE; slightly AU in the 'Snape is alive post-DH' sense; I'll let the reader decide why Snape is around, and what sort of association he and Harry have had prior to this scene.
This fic was written for cluegirl.
Much love and fangirling to artisticentropy, who is always a joy to work with. I swear I didn't realize how porny this fic was until I saw it drawn out in vivid detail! ::dies::
Artist's notes: r_grayjoy is the best author to collaborate with ever. Not only is she an awesome writer, she was super patient with how long this monster took me to finish! Every artist in existence should work with her at least once in their lives! :D *luvs on her bunches* I hope you enjoy this huge project we've put together for you all!


Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)

( Warning: This is really image heavy because it is a full length comic. Click on the pages to make them bigger if you can't read them. )

Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: elfflame, iamisaac, ceria and lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part two of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

( An Enchantment Most Foul – Part Two )

Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: elfflame, iamisaac, ceria and lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part one of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

( An Enchantment Most Foul – Part One )