Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

( Tales for an April Fool )

Title: Clowning Around
Author: islandsmoke
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Clown
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: Could be dub-con as the consent is given to an anonymous person, object insertion, sounding, toys, light bondage. The boys are probably about 15, so… underage?
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: Be careful what you wish for.
Author's Notes: I see this as happening before The Prank, and perhaps being a "justification" for it. Huge thanks to rayvyn2k for taking this on at the last minute!

( ~ Clowning Around ~ )

Title: All in Pink
Author: centaury_squill
Characters/Pairings: Dolores Umbridge/Severus Snape
Rating: R
Alternate pairing: Dolores Umbridge/anybody (engaging in sexual activity for some non-romantic reason)
Other Kinks/Themes: dildo, object insertion
Word Count: ~ 1,200
Summary/Description: Snape is summoned to the Headmistress's office.

( All in Pink )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: inamac
From: A Wonderful Watcher

Title: Merry Mistress
Characters/Pairings: Abraxas Malfoy/Eileen Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: tickling, whips, feathers, autagonistophilia, erotic buffet
Other Warnings/Content: object insertion, spanking, submission,
Word Count: 2410
Summary/Description: Eileen wants to be a rich man's mistress and has a very thorough audition.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to unbroken_halo for hand holding and beta reading. Thanks also to florida_minxie for beta reading. Happy Christmas and I hope you enjoy your present as much as the players enjoy their parts.

( She wasn't a merry widow but she hoped to become a merry mistress )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

(  Scorpius' smile could still knock Teddy on his arse )

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

( Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers -- PART 2 )

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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: centaury_squill
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: The Tipsy Werewolf and the Christmas Crackers
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: sex toys, food smut, rimming
Other Warnings/Content: oral, anal, object insertion, AU – they lived and no Tonks
Word Count: ~2,800
Summary/Description: A mysterious package arrives from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to my lovely beta, H. I hope you enjoy your gift, #13!

( The Tipsy Werewolf and the Christmas Crackers )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: songquake
From: pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

( Earth-bound )

Title: What Happens in Gringotts Stays in Gringotts.
Author: alisanne
Characters: Travers/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non/dub con. Kinda.
Themes/kinks chosen: begging, nipple play, pervertibles.
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: Breaking into Gringotts is risky business, as Hermione discovers.
Author's notes: Thanks to torino10154 who encouraged me to actually write this when the bunny attacked out of nowhere. Thanks also to the fabulous sevfan for beta reading.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( What Happens in Gringotts Stays in Gringotts )

Title: Self Control
Author: songquake
Characters/Pairings: Blaise Zabini/Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Exhibitionism, sounding.
Other Warnings: D/s, piss-control, orgasm control, object penetration, medical fetish.
Word Count: Just under 5k.
Summary/Description: Blaise asks Ron for the ultimate form of submission: learning self-control so he can give it up.
Author's Notes: I think this is my first try at writing either of these characters; I had an awful lot of fun with them! (I think they had fun with each other, too.) I did a bunch of research, and would like to refer the curious to my favourite of the sites: http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/index.html. Also, this is my first submission to daily_deviant. Thanks to the mods for inviting me to play!
Finally: Apologies for the tardiness; it's 45 minutes late by my clock but it's still the 29th in four time zones of North America, right? I finished writing just after 11pm my time, so I was a bad girl and self-beta'd.

( Self Control )

Title: Straight and narrow
Artist: ships_harry
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Blaise Zabini/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sounding
Other Warnings: None.
Artist's Notes: I apologise for the title. Also, it must still be the 28th somewhere, right? *throws computer out window* I have no special notes; I just think Blaise and Draco (who I have been spoonerising in my head all week, so Blaco and Draise, damnit) probably got off together whenever possible. The pic didn't quite want to cooperate, though /o\.
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( NWS )

Title: Fairest One of All
Author: gypsyflame
Characters/Pairings: Draco/voyeur!Snape; implied Draco/Blaise
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Mirrors, exhibitionism
Other Warnings: Voyeurism; object insertion; Malfoy-level self-obsession
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Spinner’s End is boring. Draco has to find some way to entertain himself.
Author's Notes: Thanks to carolinelamb and bella526 for the beta work!

( Fairest One of All )

Title: Lose Yourself
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: mirrors, sounding
Other Warnings: mild D/s dynamic, masturabation
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description: 1939: He keeps it in the corner of his room, covered by a heavy dust sheet and blocked-in by piles of parchment and books, to lessen the temptation. Many a man has gone mad gazing into the Mirror of Erised, after all - and Albus Dumbledore is too wise, too talented, and too downright important to let that happen to him...

Author's Notes: In The Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore tells Harry that men have wasted away gazing into the Mirror of Erised. Perhaps he speaks from close experience?
(Apologies as this is a day late.)

( Lose Yourself )

Title: Beware of Plant
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Philip the Plant, Neville Longbottom
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sounding
Other Warnings: Plant bondage, object insertion, spanking, non consensual human/plant sex.
Word Count: ~1100
Summary/Description: He really should have heeded the warning...
Author's Notes: Based on Pitcher Plant by akatnamedeaster.

( Beware of Plant )

Title: Hogwarts Does Harry
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hogwarts
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad porn month. Clichés include but are not limited to: hapless repair person is seduced by the resident of the castle; Wizards Gone Wild: Spring Summer Break Mischief; gay character tricks straight character of the same gender into sex; hapless character accidentally finds himself in the middle of a debauched situation and ends up joining in; Harry Does Hogwarts
Other Warnings: sex with an (animatedly) inanimate object; object insertion; various bits of other weirdness and surprise!ending
Word Count: 2450
Summary/Description: There've been many changes to Hogwarts over the years. Perhaps there's an explanation for that...
Author's Notes: I have to thank r_grayjoy and leela_cat for gleefully cheering me on while writing this. As for explanations… well. I saw the Harry Does Hogwarts prompt and couldn't pass it up. :D

( Hogwarts Does Harry )

Title:  Getting Down to Cases
Artist: zephre
Media: photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sex Education
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: After a few minutes of reading, even Hermione agreed that some practical application was necessary, right now!  (Post-War, so they're both 18.)
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Title: Who Do
Author: thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall, background Narcissa/Lucius and Lucius/Severus/Narcissa, others fantasized about
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new: pediophilia (attraction to dolls), xenophilia (attraction to the exotic, strangers, and the unknown), handkerchief code (on this sort of meta level), tit torture, pyrophilia, thalpotentiginy (arousal by heat), tattooing, touch (eventually), humiliation, cunnilingus, genital shaving (existing), sacrifices
Other Warnings: Cross-gen teacher-student (though both are older adults), object insertion, dubcon, breathplay, D/s, piercing, and a first-time girl-on-girl experience. Also, not particularly peppy in mood.
Word Count: 4800 (cheeeesus when did I last eat)
Summary/Description: Among the weird things in the Black family attics was a little voodoo doll … and Narcissa doesn't quite know who she's using it on ...
Author's Notes: God, this is a weird pairing. Seriously. Where did this come from? Blame pre_raphaelite1. It's her fault.

( She didn't know from whence the doll came, from whom the hair. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: coffee_n_cocoa
From: thegildedmagpie

Title: Lust in the Time of Sprouting
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Mild D/s, pussywhipping, bondage, mild teacher/student roleplay, nipples, object insertion, blowjobs, offscreen spanking
Other Warnings/Content: Excessive good cheer, dirty talk, hands-free masturbation, plant abuse.
Word Count: 2200
Summary/Description: A couple of years post-Hogwarts, Ginny visits Neville for a spot of fun. He and his plants have plans for her.
Author's Notes: This was a lovely hot challenge, because there's nothing in this pervy little romp that wasn't used in a canonical Herbology class. I has a proud. I hope you enjoy!

( Lust in the Time of Sprouting )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ericahpfa
From: ceredwen + art by myprettycabinet

Title: Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Alice Longbottom (or will be), Hestia Jones, Emmeline Vance, Dorcas Meadowes; Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Hestia/Emmeline, Alice/Frank, other various combinations that are too numerous to list (I have taken liberties with who the seventh years were outside of those known beyond doubt in canon)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Group Sex, Noncon, Magic, Frotting, Handjob, Blowjob, Anal Sex, Cunnilingus, Hate Sex (well, angry anyway), Voyeurism, Exhibition (I think), Double Penetration, Object Insertion, Femmeslash, Slash, Het; also references to or out of focus: Rimming, Bondage, Spanking, Threesome (I really hope I got it all)
Other Warnings/Content: Angst, flimsy premise (but fun).
Word Count: 17, 020
Summary/Description: A potion is brewed to help the seventh years revise for their N.E.W.T.s, but it has a surprising, unexpected side-effect.
Author's Notes: Dear prompter, you gave me so much more to work with than I first realized and I had great time writing this. This was quite a fun challenge and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thank you mods for putting on another great Kinky Kristmas fest. Also many thank to W for helping me brainstorm the outline, T for reading the rough, rough draft and making sure it made sense, D for the content beta, and M for the SPAG beta. Also super mega thanks to the artist for teaming up with me. The pieces you created for this are just stunning and really bring this to life.
Artist's Notes:
-Materials Used: Derwent Graphic Pencils 4B-8B, and Charcoal
-First, literally, many thanks to the mods of this filthy and wonderful community for letting me pitch-in. I would like to thank the R/S fandom in it's entirety for how nice everyone is, which really spurred me on to make more art! The writer and I had such a great give-and-take with this project. Some of the things achieved through our symbiosis are my favourite bits - she made me better, and in turn, I hope I helped too.
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( Sirius didn't think James needed all that much help and, since another pair of hands had just landed on his ankle and were smoothing their way up his calves, Sirius simply couldn't be bothered. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ericahpfa
From: ceredwen + art by myprettycabinet

Title: Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Alice Longbottom (or will be), Hestia Jones, Emmeline Vance, Dorcas Meadowes; Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Hestia/Emmeline, Alice/Frank, other various combinations that are too numerous to list (I have taken liberties with who the seventh years were outside of those known beyond doubt in canon)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Group Sex, Noncon, Magic, Frotting, Handjob, Blowjob, Anal Sex, Cunnilingus, Hate Sex (well, angry anyway), Voyeurism, Exhibition (I think), Double Penetration, Object Insertion, Femmeslash, Slash, Het; also references to or out of focus: Rimming, Bondage, Spanking, Threesome (I really hope I got it all)
Other Warnings/Content: Angst, flimsy premise (but fun).
Word Count: 17, 020
Summary/Description: A potion is brewed to help the seventh years revise for their N.E.W.T.s, but it has a surprising, unexpected side-effect.
Author's Notes: Dear prompter, you gave me so much more to work with than I first realized and I had great time writing this. This was quite a fun challenge and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thank you mods for putting on another great Kinky Kristmas fest. Also many thank to W for helping me brainstorm the outline, T for reading the rough, rough draft and making sure it made sense, D for the content beta, and M for the SPAG beta. Also super mega thanks to the artist for teaming up with me. The pieces you created for this are just stunning and really bring this to life.
Artist's Notes:
-Materials Used: Derwent Graphic Pencils 4B-8B, and Charcoal
-First, literally, many thanks to the mods of this filthy and wonderful community for letting me pitch-in. I would like to thank the R/S fandom in it's entirety for how nice everyone is, which really spurred me on to make more art! The writer and I had such a great give-and-take with this project. Some of the things achieved through our symbiosis are my favourite bits - she made me better, and in turn, I hope I helped too.

( Fire burn, and cauldron bubble -- PART 2 )

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