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21st April 2013 09:04 - The Only Way to Be Sure
Title: The Only Way to be Sure
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: George/George
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: George/George
Other Content: Loss of Virginity, Blowjobs
Word Count: 2,450 words
Summary/Description: Sometimes, when you’re not exactly sure about something, the only one who can help is… yourself.
Author's Notes: HI! I’m new. :) Well, not exactly totally new, I’ve participated in the last two Kinky Kristmases and have had a blast, and now I’m so excited to be a regular member here. I have to admit, I thought writing George/George was going to be seriously goofy (and the other fic I started drafting was goofier, but didn’t quite work), and this came out as the more serious side of George. Oh, and thank you to my darling [info]teas_me for her lovely beta work, as always, and to [info]eidheann_writes for helping as an alpha reader.

The Only Way to Be Sure )
14th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Four Part Harmony (George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]ozma_katiebell
From:  [info]rilla_licious

Title: Four Part Harmony
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time with your best friend
Other Warnings/Content: Lavender and Parvati are 7th years for the smutty bits, so they may or may not be 18.
Word Count: ~6200
Summary/Description: When all wizarding travel is brought to a halt on Christmas Eve, Lee, George, Lavender and Parvati are stranded without their significant others.
Author's Notes: I really hope my recipient enjoys this! I saw this prompt and had to take it because it was filled with characters I adore. Special thanks to my betas who are the most wonderful and speedy betas ever, even when I'm last minute about things!

Four Part Harmony )
4th October 2011 16:59 - Fic: Don't Die A Virgin [Ron/Draco, R]
Title: Don't Die A Virgin
Author: [info]sabethea
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: life-threatening situations: arousal from being in extremely dangerous/life-threatening situations,
Other Warnings: none, really
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: The Battle of Hogwarts is raging, and so is Ron's sex drive. Surely he can manage to have sex before he dies in battle?
Author's Notes: Vast amounts of liberties taken with the book 7 Battle of Hogwarts. I suspect canon-lovers will find many issues with what I've written – sorry!

Ron was going to die. And that was okay with him, it really was. )
8th April 2011 22:11 - FIC: A Roll in the Hay (R, Ron/Pansy)
Title: A Roll in the Hay
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad porn - rough-and-tumble, working-class guy convinces stuck-up, snobby rich girl to get a little dirty.
Other Warnings: First time, purple prose.
Word Count: ~1,900
Summary/Description: Teased about being uptight by her friends, Pansy turns her attention to the new stable boy, Ron. Early 20th century AU-ish.
Author's Notes: This is probably better classed as bad erotica/romance novel than bad porn, but shh. It was fun to write. Thanks to [info]anijade for reading this over for me.

Pansy, my darling, what on earth are you looking at? )
3rd April 2011 10:08 - FIC: Notches on a Broomstick [Harry/many, NC17]
Title: Notches on a Broomstick
Author: [info]celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts"
Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports
Word Count: 11,000 exactly
Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses.
Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn.

Notches on a Broomstick )
23rd October 2010 23:55 - Fic: Sacrifice (Snape/Luna; NC-17)
Title: Sacrifice
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifice
Other Warnings: Chan (Luna is sixteen). Could be construed as dubious-consent as it’s not a decision that Luna would have made in normal circumstances.
Word Count: 1100
Summary/Description: Severus isn’t happy about taking the girl’s virginity, but it’s better than what the Dark Lord has planned for her.
Author's Notes: This was rushed, as I was sure this month was analingus and had written most of that story before I decided to double-check. I’m not completely happy with it, but I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to F for the beta.

Isn’t that a little barbaric, Lucius? )
20th October 2010 20:34 - Fic: It Gets Better, Drarry, NC-17
Title: It Gets Better
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifice
Other Warnings: Ouchy sex (not in a hateful way, just first time sex that isn't all flowers and sparkly vampires unicorns), Underage
Word Count: ~3900
Summary/Description: In the Muggle world, the sacrifice is always a virgin.
Author's Notes: Hastily written in between finishing off fics for [info]gulf_aid_now and holiday fests… Don't look too hard at the "plot", please!

It Gets Better )
23rd September 2010 16:08 - Midnight Snack [Harry/Luna - NC-17]
Title: Midnight Snack
Artist: [info]thilia
Media: Photoshop, tablet
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Please Your Mod: Harry/Luna, first time, food smut, desk!sex (sort of)
Other Warnings: None.
Artist's Notes: Everything Luna is wearing is edible - from the earrings to the... well, nipples :D Harry approves, obviously. When Luna says she wants her first time to be "special", she means "special".
Art Preview:



Midnight Snack )
18th September 2010 00:13 - Fic - Friends With Benefits (Draco/Myrtle, R)
Title: Friends With Benefits
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Moaning Myrtle
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Please your mod! XD First time, desk sex.
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: @3900
Summary/Description: Nobody should spend eternity alone.
Author's Notes: *hangs head* I tried so hard to get more smut in this, but the bastards wanted plot. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. Ragdoll, darlin', I promised I would eventually do some Draco/Myrtle. Hope you enjoy. XD

Friends With Benefits )
16th July 2010 00:50 - FIC: Snape's Toy (Snape/Hermione, NC17)
Title: Snape's Toy
Author: Serpenscript
Characters/Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Rating: Very NC-17/hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Flagellation, Touch
Other Warnings: consensual, but with a heavy focus on sadomasochism and contains heavy flogging, caning, first time sex, anal sex and rough sex
Word Count: ~4,500 words
Summary: Snape thinks it's time to take Hermione's submission to the next step.
Notes: Unbeta'ed due to time restraints, hopefully it's not too ugly! Consensual, but not necessarily safe or sane! Views expressed herein are not necessarily my own. OMGOSH HET O_O


Her face was ravaged by tears, )
23rd February 2010 15:48 - ART: Captive [DE/Luna/Bella - NC-17]
Title: Captive
Artist: [info]thilia
Media: Photoshop, Tablet
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix/Luna/Random Death Eater (maybe Travers?)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexual harrassment, jewelry
Other Warnings: Anal, non-con/rape, uh... yeah.
Artist's Notes: Um... poor Luna? XD
Art Preview:



Captive )
10th January 2010 00:26 - Fic: Like Stars Explode (Bellatrix/Andromeda/Narcissa)
Title: Like Stars Explode
Author: [info]la_dissonance
Characters: Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chan, dubcon, incest, underage (17/16/13)
Themes/kinks chosen: Red wings, ritual sex (sorta kinda), symphorophilia (a bit)
Word Count: ~2100
Summary: Tradition says this day is all about fecundity and welcoming, but Bella just wants to taste a little destruction.
Author's notes: This is officially the most overworked 2000 words I've ever written, and it's all thanks to [info]r_grayjoy's gentle prodding that it ever got finished at all. Like since mid-July overworked blkjsdkf. Lots and lots of hearts to [info]icanhaspancake for the beta! ♥

Bella trails her fingertips across her sister's chest, following the contours of her ribs )
14th December 2008 23:49 - Fic: Christmas Traditions (Lucius/James Jr, Lucius/Severus; NC-17)
Title: Christmas Traditions
Author: [info]snapelike
Characters: Lucius/James Potter Jr, Lucius/Severus.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non/dub-con, mindfuck, dark, chanish. Psycho!Lucius. And Psycho!Severus as well, now that I think of it. OMG, this is so wrong.
Word count: 3,300
Notes: Oh, nice comm I have here. It has been ages since I've un-hiatussed, but here is something for [info]ariadneelda ♥. Nothing says "Happy Christmas" like 3K of non-con psycho mindfuck chan. I am sorry for thoroughly messing up your prompt, honey, but the bloody Potions master insisted. I hope you'll forgive me. Also thanks to [info]zephre for looking this over. Any errors are mine, and there might be a few. I apologise. I blame exams, stress and whatnot.
Summary: An unexpected encounter in Knockturn Alley delivers James Potter into Lucius Malfoy's hands. As Christmas is the time for toys and traditions, Potter Jr is in for a surprise he won't forget... at least for... a while.

Christmas Traditions )
1st December 2008 23:20
Title: Yuletide Log
Artist: [info]tripperfunster
Media:ink, pencil crayons
Characters:Albus and Severus (not Albus Severus)
Rating:R?
Warnings:Pairing. *g*
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas art for [info]purplefluffycat
Artist's notes:Below is her 'request'.


Name: purplefluffycat
Character/Pairing: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore
Kink: first-time
Holiday item or location: Fur rug before a roaring log-fire
Tone: Romantic/Fluffy

I hope you like it hon!


Yultide Log )
24th October 2008 06:14 - Fic: The Power of Dreams - Draco/Severus - NC-17
Title: The Power of Dreams
Author: [info]millieweasley
Characters: Draco/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage sex (Though Draco would like to point out that it's only underage sex in the Muggle US (and likely a few other places in the world) and he adds that shouldn't matter since he is from the UK. He also says he is perfectly legal in UK in every way in this story, Muggle and Wizarding, as he's 17 by the time he actually has sex and the age of consent in the UK is 16)
Kinks chosen: Anal plugs
Word Count: roughly 4900
Summary: Draco has one reoccurring dream – to have Severus in his bed, and he's not about to let Severus turn him down.
Beta: [info]elfflame
Author's notes: OMG I wrote Snaco!!! I never thought this day would come *lol*

Read more... )

31st July 2008 12:00 - FIC: A Romance of Maths (NC-17; Luna/Severus; 2373 words)
Title: A Romance of Maths
Author: [info]iulia_linnea
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks Chosen: courtship/lingerie, loss of virginity, oral sex
Word Count: 2373
Summary: Sometimes courtship requires a bit of calculation.
Author's Notes: This piece is new, but it was inspired by an old ficlet of mine. Thank you, [info]fbowden, [info]florahart and [info]fodirteg, for beta'ing.

A Romance of Maths )
30th July 2008 11:59 - Be My Girl (Percy & the Real Girl), Percy/Doll, NC-17
Title: Won't You Be My Girl (Percy & the Real Girl)
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Percy Weasley/Sally the doll
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with an inanimate object, wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: courtship, fornicatory dolls, clothing fetish, lingerie
Word Count: 4050
Summary: Percy's a lonely boy until an advert in a special magazine catches his eye.
Author's notes: This story was lovingly ripped off inspired by the 1978 song "Be My Girl (Sally)" by the Police from their Outlandos D'amour album. It's always been one of my favourites so when I saw the theme of fornicatory dolls, I knew I had to use it.

Thanks to the usual suspects for handholding, cheerleading and not running away in terror when I told them what I was writing.

Won't You Be My, Be My, Be My Girl? )

Lyrics to the song )
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