Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: sdk
From: A Marvelous Member

Title: It Started So Innocently
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Intercrural sex, frotting, hand jobs, underage is cool for the cross-gen (not younger than 15-16 though pls!), also if you want to go AU and make Draco younger than Harry if you choose that pairing, I will love you forever, dub-con
Other Warnings/Content: Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong Prompt: It started so innocently.
Word Count: 4,675
Summary/Description: Harry has always had a weakness for the men of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Author's Notes: I liked everything about your prompt, giftee, and tried to give you everything you asked for. Hope you like it, bb! Thanks you to my bb’s for looking this over for me <333

( It Started So Innocently )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: woldy
From: A Masterful Member

Title: Somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains…
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty, disheveled sex
Other Warnings/Content: Frottage, oral
Word Count: 3000
Summary/Description: When Neville is in need of a rare plant, Charlie is happy to be his guide.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my wonderful betas. I hope the recipient enjoys this and that everyone at Daily Deviant has a very Kinky Kristmas! :)

( Somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains… )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ragdoll
From: A Mysterious Member

Title: Pied Piper
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/Fleur, Tonks/Pansy, Tonks/Ginny, Tonks/Luna, Luna/Pansy, Fleur/Ginny, Tonks/Pansy/Luna/Fleur/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Corsets, stockings, high-heels, lingerie, painted finger nails, cross-dressing, strap-ons, frotting/tribadism
Other Warnings/Content: Group sex, oral sex, voyeurism, infidelity
Word Count: 1780
Summary/Description: Tonks has taken it upon herself to seduce several young ladies she knows. They decide to pay her back.
Author's Notes: Set approximately two years after DH. In this version of reality, Tonks never married Remus. Also: she did not die.

( Pied Piper )

Title: Slytherin's Locket
Author: centaury_squill
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: Harry is 17, frottage.
Word Count: 2,280
Summary/Description: What really happened in the Forest of Dean.
Author's Notes: The opening scene was inspired by Pojypojy's iconic picture of Snape smoking.

( Slytherin's Locket )

Title: A Lesson in Tightropes
Author: EntreNous/entrenous88
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: aggressive partners: arousal from being pursued/pursuing aggressively or aggressive behavior in bed
Other Warnings: D/s, mild physical restraint, drunken sexual encounter
Word Count: 1,827 words.
Summary/Description: On a night when Draco's had a few too many drinks and far too little sex, Ron Weasley has the audacity to show up pretending he's gay.
Author's Notes: As soon as I saw this prompt, I knew I'd be writing the pairing that's as near to my HP OTP as any other. The title is from a Rufus Wainwright song. Sadly, there are no actual ropes in this, but there may be in Ron and Draco's future! Oh, and this features rather more flirty straight!Blaise rolling his eyes at Draco than is healthfully consumed without the accompaniment of delicious vodka drinks. *mixes some up*



( FIC: A Lesson in Tightropes (Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy, R) )

Title: "What's on your mind?"
Author: islandsmoke
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 1) aggressive partners: arousal from being pursued/pursuing aggressively or aggressive behavior in bed, and 3) dirty talk
Other Warnings: A little groping, a little frotting, some masturbation, a blow job, and talk of bestiality
Word Count: ~3038
Summary/Description: "I'm going to fuck you."
Author's Notes: Many thanks to hogwartshoney for all her help!

( What's on your mind? )

Title: Late Bloomer
Author: EntreNous/entrenous88
Characters/Pairings: Oh, bunches, all with Harry, though some only get a brief mention: Harry/Charlie, Harry/Viktor, Harry/Neville, Harry/George, Harry/Anthony, and Harry/Oliver/Marcus (and I actually think that's all, though forgive me if I've forgotten one).
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Satyriasis (the male version of nymphomania)
Other Warnings: PWP for the most part, some bondage & D/s in drabble number 6.
Word Count: Nine drabbles of 100 words each, and a double-drabble at the end of 200 words = 1,100 words total
Summary/Description: Harry hasn't had much sexual experience. He goes about getting some.
Author's Notes: I always thought JKR's reasoning that Harry wouldn't have had as much sexual experience as his peers made sense. But I couldn't help but wonder if the gates might burst a bit once the dust settled after defeating Voldemort and that crowd! So perhaps this isn't Satyriasis in the sense of sexual addiction, which I imagine as a lot more desperate and un-sexy, but more like Harry's Summer of Love. Lots of Love. Oh, and Hermione mentions eighteen as the age for men's sexual peak; I've adjusted to that from the standard popular theory of seventeen as the age of male sexual potency for my purposes here. I hope you enjoy!

( FIC: Late Bloomer (Harry/Multiple, R) )

Title: Interesting Times
Author: celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Ron [references to Lavender/Ron and Hermione/Ron]
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: agrexophilia (arousal from knowing one might be overheard); minor use of lubricant
Other Warnings: second person narrative, chan strongly implied, first time
Word Count: 1171
Summary: Ron gets a thrill from knowing the person he fancies might hear him.
Author's Notes: I have no idea why Ron decided this would be in second person. Take it up with him.

( Interesting Times )

Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow
Authors: torino10154 and sdk
Characters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp
Word Count: ~2550
Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s.
Author's Notes: Thank you to gryffindorj and roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!

( Sunday Nights at the Burrow )

Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses
Author: kinky_kneazle
Required Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio
Word Count: 4,200
Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible.
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to uniquepov and curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work.

( Forty-Flavour Kisses )

Title: Careful
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Ron Weasley
Rating: R (barely)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Biting.
Other Warnings: Age disparity.
Word Count: 3,949 words.
Summary: All his life, Remus has been so careful. Only a reckless young man like Ron could possibly make him change his mind.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for letting me nab this later posting date. I apologize for the rather rushed (but still smutty!) sex at the close; I hope you enjoy it all the same. ETA: I was so rushed when I posted that I neglected to include this bit, but I must thank allyndra over at LJ for her thoughtful prompt that led to the creation of this story.


( FIC: Careful (Remus/Ron, NC-17) )

Title: The Impression of Promise
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Characters/Pairings: Regulus Black/Lucius Malfoy/Rabastan LeStrange
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: For EOINA: dark wizards/witches, and magical charms
Other Warnings: Underage (16 years old) participant in threesome; dub-con
Word Count: 3,307 words
Summary/Description: In which Regulus shows great promise, and his father leaves him to impress their guests of his potential.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods for allowing me this later posting date. This fic began as a Lucius/Regulus story, but once I had the idea for this threesome it was game over. I would count this as my very modest tribute to all those fun "Death Eaters get up to all kinds of wicked sexy things together" stories out there.


( FIC: The Impression of Promise (Regulus Black/Lucius Malfoy/Rabastan LeStrange, NC-17) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatasha
From: ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

(  The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: akatnamedeaster
From: ghot

Title: Hate is...
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, frottage, half dressed sex
Other Warnings/Content: Marauder Era [Characters are 7th year/over the age of 18.]
Artist's Notes: Well, I wasn't able to incorporate the prompt, "an unexpected gift", but I hope this can be a good enough gift to the prompter. Happy Holidays!
Art Preview:


( Hate is... [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lilmisblack
From: A Wondrous Watcher: bendleshnitz1

Title: Free Love
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Arthur Weasley + Weasley canon pairings
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest. Slash. Age disparity (16/36). Chan. Infidelity. Bisexuality. Time travel.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal. Masturbation. Frottage. Mostly canon except Fred's alive.
Word Count: 3235
Summary/Description: The Weasley Twins have a new invention that enables people to fulfill their deepest wishes. Little did Bill know he was going to test it before it hit the shelves.
Author's Notes: I tried my best stretching myself with this plot. Thank you so much to the lovely girl who betaed this for me! Hope everyone likes it. Especially the person who left the prompt :)

( Free Love )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leela_cat
From: A Wondrous Watcher: nimrod_9

Title: Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons
Pairings: Harry/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Kissing, first time, frottage
Word Count: 1,981
Summary: Harry and Charlie meet accidentally. Its solstice and they're both at loose ends. What's a boy to do?
Author's Notes: Happy Holidays! I hope I did your request justice! Many thanks to the mod for her patience and e for the beta!

( Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons )

Title: Rewarding Bad Behaviour
Author: kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione/Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Begging, nipple play, pervertibles
Other Warnings: D/s, polyamory, rimming, frottage, bondage, spanking, a Daddy/little girl relationship that's not gone into more than the use of the word.
Word Count: 3,200
Summary/Description: Severus knows it's important to punish bad behaviour before it gets out of hand.
Author's Notes: This grouping was chosen by kitty_fic on the occasion of her birthday. It was a lot harder to write a foursome than I thought it would be! With love to uniquepov and kitty_fic for the beta (yes, she beta'd her own present – I was wibbling!)

( Rewarding Bad Behaviour )

Title: Azkaban: Ink and Parchment
Author/Artist: inamac
Characters/Pairings: Lucius (Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: erotographomania: arousal from writing romantic or erotic letters or poems
Other Warnings: Frottage, sounding, implied incest
Word Count: 2455
Summary/Description: There are no longer any Dementors in Azkaban, but Lucius Malfoy's soul is still tortured.
Author's Notes: I picked one of the help_japan themes this month (and added one from last month as it wasn't one of my posting dates) . Alas, this turned out much darker than I intended, and I couldn't resist the temptation to add a little illustration too.

(  Azkaban: Ink and Parchment  )

Title: Things Taken
Author: thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/his left hand, Dumbledore's manic twinkling alluded to
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Harpaxophilia (robber ravishment)
Other Warnings: kleptophilia, humiliation (if you're a Tom), underage character wanking (chansturbation?) since Tom is all of 11, third-person stream of consciousness
Word Count: 1378
Summary/Description: “You will return these things to their owners with your apologies,” says the Professor, but Tom can see that he knows the value of things.
Author's Notes: Based on the chapter in which Dumbledore apparently uses Legilimency on an eleven-year-old child, justified by said child being pants-wettingly terrified of being locked up in a loony bin forever. *fond smile* Dumbledore's such a great guy.

( It troubles his pride that the items in the cardboard box, a box that once held a chess set ... )

Title: Vulgar Sword Play
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Genital Enhancement
Other Warnings: Porn lite
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: In which there is penile measurement, innuendo, and *magic*.
Author's Notes: Yeah so. If you see any similarities between these two and a couple of brothers from a recently released movie, it's all in your head. But omg, who else was seeing epic Godric/Salazar on the "rainbow bridge"?! *coughs*

( Vulgar Sword Play )

Title: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires
Author: r_grayjoy
Artist: akatnamedeaster
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: so very NC-17
Content/Warnings: image heavy! handjobs, blowjobs, fingering, anal play, frotting, entirely too much damned kissing, a bit of dub-con, bickering, snark, misunderstandings, nosy books, silly boys
Word Count: ~8,500
Author's Notes: This fic is, uh, a little longer than I intended. I tried very hard to write something that was worthy of akatnamedeaster's art, and… perhaps I tried a bit too hard. Heh. At any rate, in spite of neverending scenes and missing mojo and looming deadlines, it was a world of awesome to get input from akatnamedeaster from scene to scene and watch her art develop. She is beyond fantastic, you all!
Artist's Notes: What can I say? I got to work with one of my favorite writers after years of being inspired by their writing. Thank you r_grayjoy for the pleasure of working with you!

( Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires )

Title: Thin Lines
Artist: osmalic
Based On: Thin Excuses by r_grayjoy
Media: pencil
Characters/Pairings: Lupin/Snape (MWPP!era)
Rating: R (NSFW)
Content/Warnings: frotting, half-naked Snape

Artist's Notes: It's still the 16th in...at least 1/99 part of the world, right? I LOOOOOVE this fic, just UNF. While drawing this, I was so frustrated because I wanted to show more of Severus' and Remus' hands, the way r_grayjoy described:

"Snape gave a startled yelp and clumsily tried to push at Remus without dropping either wands or towel. Not ready to give up that easily, Remus slipped one hand around the back of Snape's neck to hold him in place and kissed him more firmly. He thoroughly expected Snape to hex him into next week, but almost immediately, Snape stopped resisting and forced their mouths together even harder.

( Remus' grin broadened. “Your excuse is as thin as that towel.” )

Title: A Guiding Hand
Artist: vividzephyr
Based On/Inspired By: A Helping Hand by alisanne.
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Blaise Zabini/Draco Malfoy
Rating: R
Other Warnings: Partial nudity; NWS.

( A Guiding Hand )

Title: Pink Haze
Artist: vividzephyr
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: altered state orgasms.
Other Warnings: threesome, some bondage, under the influence of a magical substance.
Artist's Notes: Though visibly a threesome, whether this is the actual reality (or how much is in Harry's magic-induced imagination) is up to you.

( Pink Haze )

Title: Sermon in Stone
Author: inamac
Characters/Pairings: Voldemort/Salazar
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: pediophilia: arousal by or attraction to statues, touch
Other Warnings: Parseltongue, maybe a touch of bestiality?
Word Count: 2000
Summary/Description: "He hid the diadem in the castle, the night he asked Dumbledore to let him teach!" said Harry.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ch 31
Author's Notes: I'm not sure that the wizarding version of this is quite as much a kink as in RL, but there you go! Thanks to lil_shepherd for sorting out my commas and pertinent remarks on over-written prose – any remaining awfulnesses are mine. Also to the mods for emergency tags, and marguerite_26 on lj for helping to 'get this shit done' on time.

( Sermon in Stone )