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19th May 2013 00:44 - ART: Revenge, Sweet and Sour (Pansy/Astoria, R)
Title: Revenge, Sweet and Sour
Artist: [info]twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria (implied Draco/Pansy, Draco/Astoria, Pansy/OMC)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: heterosexuality
Other Warnings: infidelity, somewhat tongue-in-cheek interpretation of the prompt
Artist's Notes: For [info]lunalovepotter! I started this long ago based on your KK prompt, which included, among other things, Pansy/Astoria, lingerie, cigarettes, adultery, a sexy/angsty tone, and a hot & heavy encounter at a low-rent hotel room. I hope you like it!
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preview: Pansy smoking

NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

It's so nice to be back! I love you all!
27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
14th March 2013 11:00 - Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Severus/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione)
Title: Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Part Two)
Author: [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Daily Deviant's Birthday Celebration
Other Warnings: hand jobs, blow jobs, fingering, voyeurism, potential dub-con
Word Count: ~1200 words
Summary/Description: When Severus seeks out a Muggle dentist to help with his aching tooth, he gets more than he bargained for.
Author's Notes: When [info]torino10154 and I looked at the header art, it seemed while everyone else was busy having sex, Severus was stuck in a dentist's waiting room, waiting to have his teeth extracted. Thus this cracky idea was born. And since it had become tradition for us to collaborate, we wrote this together. Thanks to [info]train_tracks and [info]roozetter for the beta.

Read Part One First (Or else this won't make a lick of sense. ;) )

Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Part Two) )
16th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers (Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

Scorpius' smile could still knock Teddy on his arse )

On to Part 2
16th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers (Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius) -- PART 2
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers -- PART 2 )

Back to Part 1
11th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Let It Snow (Snape/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: A Masterful Member

Title: Let It Snow
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral, Anal, Fingering,
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~11,120
Summary/Description: When Severus eventually finds Potter at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, he’s surprised not only by what Potter makes, but what they mean to him.

Author's Notes:Unending thanks go to my faithful beta, H, who has helped this fic along in all the right ways. Merry Christmas, Prompter #3, I hope this fits the bill. And thanks to the Mods for running this most excellent fest ;o)

Let It Snow )

On to Part 2
11th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Let It Snow (Snape/Harry) - PART 2
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: A Masterful Member

Title: Let It Snow
Characters/Pairings:Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral, Anal, Fingering,
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~11,120
Summary/Description:When Severus eventually finds Potter at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, he’s surprised not only by what Potter makes, but what they mean to him.

Let It Snow - PART 2 )

Back to Part 1
17th November 2012 22:08 - Fic: Clever Girl (Draco/Hermione, NC17)
Title: Clever Girl
Author: Musyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sex Conferences
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 2460
Summary/Description: In the vendor's hall at a kinky convention, Draco talks Hermione into talking.
Author's Notes: I had about another three or four thousand words planned for this, but I burned my hand on the stove yesterday and typing hurts. Seriously, don't let me operate major appliances without adult supervision. Maybe more independently some time. XD

Clever Girl )
28th September 2012 11:39 - FIC: Past Curfew (Scorpius Malfoy/Lily Luna Potter, NC-17)
Title: Past Curfew
Author: [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Scorpius/Lily Luna, reference to Neville/James Sirius if you squint
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: student/student roleplay
Other Warnings: hand jobs, fingering
Word Count: 1421 words
Summary/Description: Scorpius catches Lily out of bed past curfew again, but this time Lily finds a way to keep the Head Boy from turning her in.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]torino10154 for the feedback and [info]roozetter for the beta! <3

Past Curfew )
15th September 2012 20:13 - Fic: Nobody's Business
Title: Nobody's Business
Author: [info]miss_morland
Characters/Pairings: Rolanda Hooch/Poppy Pomfrey (with unrequited Hooch/McGonagall and Pomfrey/McGonagall)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Back to school
Other Warnings: Hopeless pining
Word Count: 1414
Summary/Description: If you can't have the one you love, love the one you're with.
Author's Notes: I interpreted the theme as "back to Hogwarts" rather than as school-related per se. Hope nobody minds. Thanks so much to [info]woldy and [info]magnetic_pole for being great betas!

Nobody's Business )
6th September 2012 02:24 - Mrs Malfoy's Finishing School For Young Ladies
Title: Mrs Malfoy’s Finishing School For Young Ladies
Author: [info]lokifan
Characters/pairings: Narcissa Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/themes chosen: continuing education
Warnings: spanking, some D/s, somewhat dubious consent, sort-of-underage (Pansy’s sixteen)
Word count: ~4200
Summary: Pansy’s behaviour around Draco is thoroughly lacking in decorum. Narcissa needs to show her how to behave.
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: IT’S STILL THE SECOND.

Mrs Malfoy’s Finishing School For Young Ladies )
4th September 2012 21:00 - Fic: Deviant Detention (Severus/Harry - NC-17)
Title: Deviant Detention
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Teacher/student implied.
Themes/kinks chosen: Back to School. Specifically, student/teacher roleplay, and school uniforms.
Word Count: 1890
Summary: Harry manages to surprise his professor in detention.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to [info]sevfan for the quick beta-read and to [info]lilyseyes and [info]emynn for reassuring me that the world could stand yet another Snarry detention fic.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Deviant Detention )
16th August 2012 23:18 - FIC: A Formal Affair (Astoria/Pansy, NC-17)
Title: A Formal Affair
Author: [info]mindabbles
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing, crossdressing
Other Warnings: None, Astoria and Draco in an open relationship
Word Count: 1,500
Summary/Description: Another dull party. Another day of everyone assuming they know all about Astoria. She's had just about enough of that.

Pansy's unmistakably womanly body, poured into the confines of a man's shirt and trousers, was about the only thing stopping Astoria from sticking a fork in her eye  )
14th August 2012 07:11 - FIC: Callipygian (Pansy/Astoria; NC-17)
Title: Callipygian
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pygophilia and alternate pairing
Other Warnings: Rimming, fingering, cunnilingus, semi-public sex, wall sex
Word Count: ~1245
Summary/Description: When Pansy sees the perfect backside, she has to have it.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to [info]sdk and [info]jadzialove for feedback and beta. I don't write much femmeslash but I loved the idea of this pairing/theme and I thought I'd try something different. :D

Callipygian )
5th June 2012 20:10 - Fic: Mystery Man (Remus/Regulus - NC-17)
Title: Mystery Man
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Remus Lupin/Regulus Black
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: student/student
Themes/kinks chosen: aggressive partners and dirty talk.
Word Count: ~3600
Summary: Something is in the air near the Gryffindor common room...or is it someone?
Author's notes: Apologies to the mods for the rather late posting, although it is still the 5th here. Thank you to [info]emynn and [info]sevfan for the fast beta reads.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Mystery Man )
4th May 2012 23:26 - Fic: A Persuasive Performance (Kingsley/Draco - NC-17)
Title: A Persuasive Performance
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy/OC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: prostitution, spanking, voyeurism/exhibitionism, suggestion of dubcon (but not really).
Themes/kinks chosen: agnophilia, essayeurs.
Word Count: ~2800
Summary: It was just another night on the job for Draco until a customer came in with a very specific request.
Author's notes: Thank you to [info]lilyseyes for helping me figure out what pairing to write, and to [info]emynn for the raapid beta-read. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Persuasive Performance )
26th March 2012 22:41 - Forty-Flavour Kisses (Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Required Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio
Word Count: 4,200
Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible.
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to [info]uniquepov and [info]curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to [info]curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work.

Forty-Flavour Kisses )
17th March 2012 00:49 - Fic: The Best Cure (Draco/Hermione, NC17)
Title: The Best Cure
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Required Character and Prompt: Hermione - Hangover
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: No warnings.
Word Count: 4000.
Summary/Description: Hermione rolled over with a groan, buried her head beneath her pillows, and started plotting the slow, painful, and elaborate death of Dean Thomas. A Muggle night out, he said. No magic allowed, he said. No wands, no charms, no spells, he said.

No Sobering potions, he failed to say.
Author's Notes: "Oh, a short piece involving a hangover. That'll be easy." And four thousand words later. *headdesk* Happy Birthday, DD! :D

The Best Cure )
25th February 2012 23:25 - Fic: Marked, Teddy/Various, NC-17
Title: Marked
Author: [info]lilmisblack 
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James, Teddy/Albus, Teddy/Fred II/Hugo, Teddy/Louis, Teddy/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: biting
Other Warnings: oral, anal
Word Count: 3000
Summary/Description: I need to mark them. I guess I could blame it on the moon, or on the curse running through my veins. Or perhaps it’s only that possessive streak of mine rearing its ugly head.
--Mods, any chance I can get a Louis tag and a Fred II tag?


9th February 2012 00:13 - FIC: A Crackle of Bravery (R, Neville/Lavender)
Title: A Crackle of Bravery
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Neville Longbottom/Lavender Brown
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia, hair pulling, female ejaculation
Other Warnings: School age characters
Word Count: 1,069
Summary/Description: When a storm hits the castle, Neville knows it won't be long before he has a visitor.
Author's Notes: Sort of set during DH.

A Crackle of Bravery )
31st January 2012 09:21 - Art: "Authority", NC17 NSFW, Kingsley/Hermione
Title: Authority
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: pencil, Inkscape, AI, PS
Characters/Pairings: Kingsley/Hermione
Rating: NC17, NSFW
Kinks/Themes Chosen: fingering
Other Warnings: authority figure (without the roleplay)

Artist's Notes: It's still the 30th in some parts of the world, right? *shifty-eyes* I didn't read the themes hard enough and thought it was simply 'authority figure' instead of 'authority figure roleplay'. Oh well. In my mind, this grand affair is mutually beneficial for both of them. (Not to mention I like to think that they also think the other is HAWT.)

Uh, the main art was also supposed to be bigger but apparently Picasa doesn't give you private links to your photos anymore, so I'm looking for an alternative. Any suggestions?

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Authority )
24th January 2012 21:46 - FIC: "Artifacts" (Tom Riddle + various, NC-17)
Title: Artifacts
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle, observing others
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new! Sex shops, magical charms, pervertibles; dark wizards, begging, cuffs, snuff films; bathing/washing, hygrophilia, tears/crying; mirrors, genital enhancement, fingering
Other Warnings: Sadistic noncon fantasies, BDSM, implications of possible incest, loving couple including third partner, Tom being voyeuristic at various gender combinations
Word Count: 2175
Summary/Description: Borgin and Burkes customers are rarely making their purchases for innocent reasons, and they provide Tom Riddle with many excellent opportunities to practice his Legilimency on unsuspecting perverts.
Author's Notes: I was doing sex shops and magical charms! That was it! Then I noticed the tears and the rest happened. Lachrymatories are a real thing. And as for who the side characters are … well, some of the surnames give clues to which canon characters they're related to (though this is '47), and I'll write a drabble of choice for whoever correctly guesses all of them.

Artifacts )
26th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: I've been an awful good girl (Neville/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]luvscharlie

Title: I've been an awful good girl
Characters/Pairings: Neville Longbottom/Lavender Brown
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Stockings (on Lavender), Confident Neville (somewhat), Dirty talk (or an attempt at it), semi-public sex (they're in a public place), role play, spanking, oral, fingering
Other Warnings/Content: Costumes, Santa fetish, Love/lust potion
Word Count: 5021
Summary/Description: Lavender has pretty much suckered Neville into agreeing to be a Department Store Santa for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, but she's not just doing it for the children… or the hike in sales. She has her own agenda.
Author's Notes: I hope you liked what I did with your request for wryly humorous, sexy Father Christmas hats. I'm told that "Santa" has become fairly regular across the pond as well, so during the times that Father Christmas seemed long and clunky, I went with Santa. The title is a line from the song Santa Baby

I've been an awful good girl )
25th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Silver and Gold (Dean/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]eeyore9990
From: [info]ozma_katiebell

Title: Silver and Gold
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Luna (Fleur/Bill mentioned in the background)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Hair-eroticism, fingering, oral, outdoor sex, masturbation
Other Warnings/Content: Canon character deaths mentioned
Word Count: 5560
Summary/Description: "Even in the darkest hours, Luna makes everything brighter." A story about Dean Thomas learned to paint in colour again.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to S for the last minute beta and suggestions. You made this far better than it was. To my recipient, Happy Kinky Kristmas, and I hope this didn't venture to far into the dark side for you. Thank you for letting me tell a story that has been lurking in the back of my mind since 2007.

Silver and Gold )
24th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sweet Distraction (Harry/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]scarletladyy

Title: Sweet Distraction
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Pansy, background Draco/Astoria and Blaise/Hannah
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Pegging, fingering, semi-public sex
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 2,922
Summary/Description: Harry always finds the Malfoy Christmas Ball rather boring, and distracts his wife with a lust charm while she's trying to converse with friends. Unable to resist, Pansy takes him into the hallway for some fun, but it isn't long until they get interrupted. Thankfully, a present on Christmas morning relieves all of their frustrations from the night before.
Author's Notes: This was an absolute pleasure to write. Many thanks to both the mods and my beta for being absolute stars.

Sweet Distraction )
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