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19th May 2013 00:44 - ART: Revenge, Sweet and Sour (Pansy/Astoria, R)
Title: Revenge, Sweet and Sour
Artist: [info]twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria (implied Draco/Pansy, Draco/Astoria, Pansy/OMC)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: heterosexuality
Other Warnings: infidelity, somewhat tongue-in-cheek interpretation of the prompt
Artist's Notes: For [info]lunalovepotter! I started this long ago based on your KK prompt, which included, among other things, Pansy/Astoria, lingerie, cigarettes, adultery, a sexy/angsty tone, and a hot & heavy encounter at a low-rent hotel room. I hope you like it!
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preview: Pansy smoking

NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

It's so nice to be back! I love you all!
28th February 2013 21:17 - Fic: "Nothing You Don't Want" (McGonagall/Hooch)
Title: Nothing You Don't Want
Author:[info] [info]miss_morland
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch (with background established McGonagall/Pomfrey)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Infidelity
Other Warnings: Angst, anger, jealousy
Word Count: ~ 1400
Summary/Description: Poppy's name, the pain of her own betrayal, should have sobered her. It did not.
Author's Notes: My first time posting as a "wild card"; hope I'm doing things right here. Thank you so much to Nnozomi for the speedy beta!

 

21st December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Reading Between the Lines (Rita/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher

Title: Reading Between the Lines
Characters/Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm denial, D/s, bondage, begging
Other Warnings/Content: Cross-gen
Word Count: ~1,400
Summary/Description: Rita needs a new playtoy.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy! I’m sorry it isn’t pornier.

Reading Between the Lines )
19th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: An Outing (Minerva/Poppy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]wallflowergirl

Title: An Outing
Characters/Pairings:Minerva/Poppy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: toys, sex shops
Other Warnings/Content:
Artist's Notes:I had a lot of fun doing this and learned to use a new program while I was doing it. There should be more art and fic about old people enjoying their sex life.
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An Outing [NWS Art!] )
14th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Brooding on a Broom (Hooch/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pale_moonlite
From: A Wonderous Watcher

Title: Brooding on a Broom
Characters/Pairings: Rolanda Hooch/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Licking, biting, oral.
Other Warnings/Content: Talks of war and death. Angst. Femslash.
Word Count: 6,100
Summary/Description: Rolanda Hooch attempts to revive her dwindling relationship with a grieving Minerva McGonagall.
Author’s Notes: I quite enjoyed this. I’ve wanted to do something for this pairing for a while now, so I have to thank spin_84 for dragging me into this, as well as being my beta along with EmPoweredBeing (from FFn).

Brooding on a Broom )
2nd December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pied Piper (Tonks/Ginny/Pansy/Luna/Fleur)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: A Mysterious Member

Title: Pied Piper
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/Fleur, Tonks/Pansy, Tonks/Ginny, Tonks/Luna, Luna/Pansy, Fleur/Ginny, Tonks/Pansy/Luna/Fleur/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Corsets, stockings, high-heels, lingerie, painted finger nails, cross-dressing, strap-ons, frotting/tribadism
Other Warnings/Content: Group sex, oral sex, voyeurism, infidelity
Word Count: 1780
Summary/Description: Tonks has taken it upon herself to seduce several young ladies she knows. They decide to pay her back.
Author's Notes: Set approximately two years after DH. In this version of reality, Tonks never married Remus. Also: she did not die.

Pied Piper )
12th October 2012 00:13 - One Puff (But It Never Is Just One)
Title: One Puff (But It Never Is Just One)
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Alice Longbottom/Dorcas Meadowes/Amelia Bones
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: very obscure threesome?
Word Count: ~2500 words
Summary: Alice could lean over and let Dorcas hold the cigarette up to her mouth, placing her lips where Dorcas's had been. It would be almost like sharing a kiss.
Author's Notes: the fantastic [info]atdelphi provided the idea for this story and beta-ed. The use of smoking to provide cover for surveillance is lifted from Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Mistakes are entirely my own.

One Puff [But It Never Is Just One] )


Also, mods: there seem to be no character tags for either Dorcas or Amelia. I guess that's what I get for choosing really obscure characters!
15th September 2012 20:13 - Fic: Nobody's Business
Title: Nobody's Business
Author: [info]miss_morland
Characters/Pairings: Rolanda Hooch/Poppy Pomfrey (with unrequited Hooch/McGonagall and Pomfrey/McGonagall)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Back to school
Other Warnings: Hopeless pining
Word Count: 1414
Summary/Description: If you can't have the one you love, love the one you're with.
Author's Notes: I interpreted the theme as "back to Hogwarts" rather than as school-related per se. Hope nobody minds. Thanks so much to [info]woldy and [info]magnetic_pole for being great betas!

Nobody's Business )
6th September 2012 02:24 - Mrs Malfoy's Finishing School For Young Ladies
Title: Mrs Malfoy’s Finishing School For Young Ladies
Author: [info]lokifan
Characters/pairings: Narcissa Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/themes chosen: continuing education
Warnings: spanking, some D/s, somewhat dubious consent, sort-of-underage (Pansy’s sixteen)
Word count: ~4200
Summary: Pansy’s behaviour around Draco is thoroughly lacking in decorum. Narcissa needs to show her how to behave.
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: IT’S STILL THE SECOND.

Mrs Malfoy’s Finishing School For Young Ladies )
22nd August 2012 19:00 - FIC: The Perfect Con (Pansy/Astoria, NC-17)
Title: The Perfect Con
Author: [info]lunalovepotter
Characters/Pairing(s): Pansy/Astoria; background Astoria/Draco, and past Pansy/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate Pairing
Other Warnings: Adultery; Dub-con; Drugging
Word Count: 2,514
Summary: It started out as a revenge plot, but then turned into something else entirely.
Author Notes: Thank you to the always reliable [info]luvscharlie for the beta.

The Perfect Con )
16th August 2012 23:18 - FIC: A Formal Affair (Astoria/Pansy, NC-17)
Title: A Formal Affair
Author: [info]mindabbles
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Astoria Greengrass (Malfoy)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing, crossdressing
Other Warnings: None, Astoria and Draco in an open relationship
Word Count: 1,500
Summary/Description: Another dull party. Another day of everyone assuming they know all about Astoria. She's had just about enough of that.

Pansy's unmistakably womanly body, poured into the confines of a man's shirt and trousers, was about the only thing stopping Astoria from sticking a fork in her eye  )
14th August 2012 07:11 - FIC: Callipygian (Pansy/Astoria; NC-17)
Title: Callipygian
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pygophilia and alternate pairing
Other Warnings: Rimming, fingering, cunnilingus, semi-public sex, wall sex
Word Count: ~1245
Summary/Description: When Pansy sees the perfect backside, she has to have it.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to [info]sdk and [info]jadzialove for feedback and beta. I don't write much femmeslash but I loved the idea of this pairing/theme and I thought I'd try something different. :D

Callipygian )
12th August 2012 01:35 - Fic: A Lie with a Hole in It (Astoria/Pansy, NC-17)
Title: A Lie With a Hole In It
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria, implied Astoria/Draco, past Pansy/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cross-dressing
Other Warnings: infidelity, strap-ons, fingering
Word Count: ~3000 words
Summary: Pansy always had a weakness for aristocratic blonds. It was her greatest weakness.
Author's Notes: The title is taken from a line in the poem 'Adultery' by Carol Ann Duffy. Many thanks to my beta, Liseuse, for undertaking the heroic task of unscrambling my grammar. All remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

A Lie With a Hole In It )
15th June 2012 09:51 - FIC: "Talk Dirt to Me" (Wilhelmina G-P/Pomona Sprout)
Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

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Talk Dirt to Me )
28th April 2012 00:37 - Fic: Living Out Loud (Marietta/Cho, NC-17)
Title: Living Out Loud
Author: [info]songquake
Characters/Pairings: Marietta/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Agrexophilia (arousal from knowing one might be overheard)
Other Warnings: This is about as vanilla as I get, though there's a tiny bit of D/s. Oh, and they're in their seventh year at Hogwarts, which makes them seventeen. And thus having slightly-awkward!sex.
Word Count: 2,257
Summary/Description: Marietta Edgecombe is done being a sneak.
Author's Notes: Once again, posting just a little late. I'm sorry!

Living Out Loud )
29th February 2012 19:12 - Art: Pulling pigtails (Padma/Parvarti), R
Title: Pulling pigtails
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: PS, tablet
Characters/Pairings: Padma/Parvarti
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: hair-pulling
Other Warnings: twincest :)
Artist's Notes: Please excuse the Dread Title Roberts; my mind is a blank. And this is very much *squeaking* in, because I think it's still the 28th in some timezone somewhere...
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nekkid girls )
24th January 2012 21:46 - FIC: "Artifacts" (Tom Riddle + various, NC-17)
Title: Artifacts
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle, observing others
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new! Sex shops, magical charms, pervertibles; dark wizards, begging, cuffs, snuff films; bathing/washing, hygrophilia, tears/crying; mirrors, genital enhancement, fingering
Other Warnings: Sadistic noncon fantasies, BDSM, implications of possible incest, loving couple including third partner, Tom being voyeuristic at various gender combinations
Word Count: 2175
Summary/Description: Borgin and Burkes customers are rarely making their purchases for innocent reasons, and they provide Tom Riddle with many excellent opportunities to practice his Legilimency on unsuspecting perverts.
Author's Notes: I was doing sex shops and magical charms! That was it! Then I noticed the tears and the rest happened. Lachrymatories are a real thing. And as for who the side characters are … well, some of the surnames give clues to which canon characters they're related to (though this is '47), and I'll write a drabble of choice for whoever correctly guesses all of them.

Artifacts )
23rd January 2012 17:55 - ART: Call Me Mudblood [Hermione/Bellatrix - R]
Title: Call Me Mudblood
Artist: [info]thilia
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dark wizards/witches, light nipple play, maybe?
Other Warnings: Nuthin'
Artist's Notes: Huh. I was going to draw one of the hot male Death Eaters, but I guess... this just needed to be drawn! :)
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call me mudblood )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Earth-bound (Sprout/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

Earth-bound )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]dexstarr

Title: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Touch
Other Warnings/Content: Bondage, cross-gen
Word Count: ~2100
Summary/Description: Narcissa can be patient, very patient, until she doesn’t want to be.
Author's Notes: Mystery recipient, I hope you enjoy! I tried to incorporate as much of your request as I could. Thanks to L. for reading.

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Pure and Rarely Simple (Pomona/Xiomara, Pomona/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]woldy

Title: Never Pure and Rarely Simple
Pairings: Pomona/Xiomara Hooch, Pomona/Narcissa, hints of Pomona/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dubcon, torture, begging, orgasm control
Other Warnings/Content: Knifeplay, kidnapping, bondage, voyeurism, graphic violence
Word Count: ~3,400 words
Summary: Pomona holds her secrets close. What really happened that afternoon in Knockturn Alley, or that night in Malfoy Manor? Whose hand held the knife that gave her those scars?
Author's Notes: I don't know if this is an adequately dark or kinky response to your wonderful prompt, but I had a great time planning and writing it. Many thanks to my beta, J.

Never Pure and Rarely Simple )
14th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Four Part Harmony (George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]ozma_katiebell
From:  [info]rilla_licious

Title: Four Part Harmony
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time with your best friend
Other Warnings/Content: Lavender and Parvati are 7th years for the smutty bits, so they may or may not be 18.
Word Count: ~6200
Summary/Description: When all wizarding travel is brought to a halt on Christmas Eve, Lee, George, Lavender and Parvati are stranded without their significant others.
Author's Notes: I really hope my recipient enjoys this! I saw this prompt and had to take it because it was filled with characters I adore. Special thanks to my betas who are the most wonderful and speedy betas ever, even when I'm last minute about things!

Four Part Harmony )
10th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway (Hermione/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]rebecca_selene

Title: Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dirty talk by Owl, infidelity (between Hermione/Ron), slight orgasm denial if you squint
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, fingering, masturbation
Word Count: 5,218
Summary: Luna goes for who she wants. Hermione never thought it would be her, but she can’t say she dislikes the idea.
Author's Notes: This was so much fun to write! I tried to include as many of the prompted kinks as possible. I hope you enjoy it!

Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Repeat Offenders (Sprout/McGonagall/Pince + Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: Repeat Offenders
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall/Pince with Neville watching
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, orgasm delay, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, mild erotic discipline, bit of dirty talk, and a slightly violent DH-era flashback.
Word Count: 3860
Summary/Description: After DH, Neville returns to Hogwarts as Professor Sprout's assistant. In between learning to call his former teachers by their first names and cope with their odd senses of humor, he goes to return some library books and learns all he never wanted to know about the penalties for failing to renew on time.
Author's Notes: So this happened. Some of the relationships in this fic evolved completely unintentionally; it was delightful to write. I will provide the additional flashback, which features NEWT-student Minerva and an eleven-year-old Pince, on request; it was sort of a warm-up drabble but it didn't work properly in a story from Neville's POV.

Professor Sprout said Neville should call her Pomona now ... )
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