Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

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Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



( Dinner and a Show )

Title: To Tender a Gentle Touch
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Harry Potter/Madam Pomfrey (unrequited)
Rating: R
Warnings: wank-fic, cross-gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Medical Scenes—playing doctor or medical kink
Word Count: 1030-ish
Summary: Harry is obsessed with the way Madam Pomfrey treats him; finding a way to be treated again is never an issue at Hogwarts.
Author's notes: This is ridiculously short, for which I must apologize. I'm really hoping the image in my head translated into fic without being terribly garbled in the process. :P Thanks to unbroken_halo for all her help with this fic. Also, St Mungo's Healers wear lime green, but Madam Pomfrey is far more stylish than them. *cough* She likes her robes crisp and white, tyvm.

( To Tender a Gentle Touch )

Title: Viridian 2 – Green Eyed Sorcery
Author: elfflame
Characters: Draco/Harry, implied Lucius/Harry & Draco/Pansy
Rating: Soft NC-17
Warnings: Intimations of less-than-wholesome activities and m/m sex
Kinks chosen: Self-wanking
Word Count: 1009
Summary: Draco thinks about the rent-boy his father sent him to.
Author's notes: Sequel to Viridian. Fairly safe to read on its own as a wanking fic, so long as you take for granted that Harry’s a call-boy, and that Draco’s just recently seen him. :) Thank you to my beta-crew for helping me beat this into shape: ceria, kabal42, and wolfish_cat.


( Never underestimate the power of denial – Wes Bentley )

Title: The Rooftop
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Draco/Harry and other imaginary people
Rating: Hard R (Maybe NC-17?)
Warnings: Fanon goodness, toppy!Draco, creepy unpeople being creepy
Themes/kinks chosen: PORNography
Word Count: 1623
Summary: Harry finally gains entry to the Room that Draco's been requesting; shockingly he does not find a bunch of closeted Death Eaters (gay or otherwise). :D
Author's notes: Ahahaha, see how I incorporated that "rooftop" prompt, ghot? *smacks self* Title totally unrelated to the fic in any way unless you decide that it's the name of Draco's imaginary club, yes that's it OBVIOUSLY! A long overdue re-do of a fic for ghot's Kinky Kristmas prompt, the first of which I failed at completely by non-incorporation of her "first time" kink. :D

( The Rooftop )

Title: "Drifting"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Victoire Weasley/Angelina Johnson
Warnings/Kinks: Student/teacher, oral sex, fantasy, water sex, breathplay (of a sort)
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Insufflation
Word Count 1065
Summary: It takes Victoire a moment to realize she is underwater. It isn't the colour or the tall stalks of kelp stretching toward the receding ceiling. It isn't even the bubbles rising up from the woman's full lips as she exhales in a breathy groan. It is the gentle movement everything has acquired: a soft ripple of light and motion twined together and elegantly gilded.
Author's Notes: After a couple months' hiatus, I am back. For better or worse. :P But no mucophagy this time. It's even nearly tame for me! Nearly.

( Drifting )


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Title: Punishment or Pleasure
Writer iamisaac
Characters: Argus Filch/Melinda Bobbin
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Filch sex, BDSM
Themes/kinks chosen: See pairing.
Word Count: just over 1000
Author's notes: I’m given the possibility of ‘romantic marriage’ but turn it down to write Filch? Good job this is daily deviant...

( Punishment or Pleasure )

Title: A Night at the Ministry
Author: celandineb
Characters: Harry/Neville/Percy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: uh, threesome? it's actually pretty vanilla, in its way
Themes/kinks chosen: pheromones, relics, insufflation, romantic marriage (sort of)
Word Count: ~2650
Summary: Neither Harry nor Percy enjoys Ministry functions. Usually.
Author's notes: Thanks to alisanne for listening to me brainstorm about this! It's epilogue-what-epilogue, by the way.

( A Night at the Ministry )

Title: Won't You Be My Girl (Percy & the Real Girl)
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Percy Weasley/Sally the doll
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with an inanimate object, wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: courtship, fornicatory dolls, clothing fetish, lingerie
Word Count: 4050
Summary: Percy's a lonely boy until an advert in a special magazine catches his eye.
Author's notes: This story was lovingly ripped off inspired by the 1978 song "Be My Girl (Sally)" by the Police from their Outlandos D'amour album. It's always been one of my favourites so when I saw the theme of fornicatory dolls, I knew I had to use it.

Thanks to the usual suspects for handholding, cheerleading and not running away in terror when I told them what I was writing.

( Won't You Be My, Be My, Be My Girl? )

( Lyrics to the song )

Title: Get it all Down
Artist: blackcoyote
Rating: NC 17 (Graphic frontal female nudity, NOT WORK-SAFE unless you work in a sex shop or something like that)
Characters/Pairing/s: Snape/Lily (unrequited)
Theme/Kink: March 2008, Yoni worship: The ritual* worship of the vagina (*I realised when I re-checked after finishing that I'd forgotten about the 'ritual' part - though what Snape is doing could still be called a primitive & informal sort of time-honoured hetero male ritual ;)
Warnings: BIG jpg file, Graphic frontal female nudity, Crudely drawn female figure, Implied het, Major Angst Emo, Implied Horny Emo Angry young man thoughts. I really mean it about the emo.
Summary: Snape puts his feelings down on parchment the night before James & Lily's wedding. Snape & Lily are over 18 in this image (I included a date :).

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Title: Ephemeral Kisses
Artist: avialle
Media: Photoshop Elements, Wacom tablet
Characters: Snape/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: erect penises (oh noes!), the initiation of ghost sex (is that even possible?)  ;^)
Themes/kinks chosen: Talismans/good luck charms
Artist's notes: Draco's been carrying a piece of Severus around with him for a very long time.  As he clutches the ring that his lover gave to him the night before his death, he feels the featherweight of his lover's spirit writhe around him, moving in for a hesitant kiss.

I had to wrack my brain to come up with a good idea for this months themes, but hopefully you all enjoy this. My first post here, and a success (I hope) . . . ;^) At least I got it in on time! ;^D Many, many thanks to snapelike for inviting me here in the first place. I am honored to be amongst such fen! P.S.: I need a nametag. :^\
Art preview:

Title: An Affair (the one that you imagine, the one that makes it real)
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Charlie/Fleur, implied Charlie/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Themes chosen: Everything old is new again: zelophilia: arousal by own jealousy (from May 2006); incest (from June 2006); and a bit of branding (from March 2006), which in this case is tattoos. Also, adultery (from January 2007), although I used that one in a story here before, so technically it's ineligible. But it's still in here. :)
Word Count: ~3,500
Summary: Bill didn't know if they knew that he knew. He didn't know how it started, and he didn't want to know. He could imagine it all well enough, after all.
Author's notes: Written for the amazing piece of art I received in smutty_claus this past year: An Affair by cork (NWS). The art has zero incestuous insinuations, so I hope the artist is not offended that my brain decided to add those in all of its own accord. :/ Mostly, this was because many comments on the art seemed to convey great pity for Bill in the situation, and I mischievously decided that the blame should be extended a bit to include all three parties. *nods* This also goes out to secretsolitaire on the occasion of her birthday today, because I basically blame credit her for influencing my brain to think of just those incestuous insinuations when presented with Weasley brothers. :D Also, the child got aged up a bit from the art, which will explain her ability to speak. And walk. :)

( An Affair )

Title: Games Without Frontiers
Author: kabal42 and ragdoll
Characters: Harry Potter/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bondage, spanking, dub-con, ravishment, orgasm denial
Themes/kinks chosen: Bondage, spanking, dub-con (sort of), role-playing, ravishment, orgasm denial, blowjobs, cunnilingus, outdoor sex
Word Count: 7765
Summary: An exercise in Auror training holds some pleasant surprises for Harry and Tonks.
Author's notes: This was ridiculously fun to write. We'd been talking about writing Harry/Tonks after a lovely one-off session between them in a now defunct RPG, but hadn't gotten around to it before this. Hooray for Kinky Kristmas Kollaborations for giving us the excuse to do it after nearly 2 years! This is just an author/author piece so no art unless, of course, one of our fellow Deviants suddenly finds themselves inspired to do an illo for us!

( Jeux Sans Frontières )

Title: Lead Me not Into Temptation (I can find it myself)
Author: cedar
Characters: Harry, Percy
Rating: R
Warnings:
Themes/kinks chosen: Fake spoiler theme: Harry goes back to Hogwarts just to use the library and stays there for much longer than planned because something important comes up.
Word Count: 1512
Summary: A night of research yields more than just information for Harry.
Author's notes:

( And can you keep a secret? )

Title: Twice As Nice
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Seamus Finnegan, Padma Patil/Parvati Patil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Twins, ic, masturbation, light anal play, femmeslash
Kinks chosen: ic, anal play (light), automasochism (if you squint) and Seamus/Padma (sort of).
Word Count: 1045
Summary: Seamus has a crush on Padma. And Parvati.
Author's notes: Thanks to trinnifer for all the hand holding and general live betaing as it was being written, and elfflame for cheerleading and last minute betaing. And, of course, to katesque for not letting me give up.

( Seamus Finnegan has always fancied Padma Patil. Well, really more like he fancies both the Patil twins: Padma and Parvati. )

Title: However Far Away
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks, mention of Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: wanking, dirty talk, mention of d-c, spanking and ravishment (all roleplaying!), much fluff and warm n fuzzy romance
Kinks chosen: Obscene phone (Floo) call, ravishment
Word Count: 2605
Summary: When Tonks goes away on assignment, Bill’s left alone with a mountain of paperwork. Until Tonks finds a way to distract him long distance.
Author's notes: Ah, phone sex. What else can I say? Other than huge thanks to kabal42 for encouraging me while I worked on this, to elfflame for being my steadfastly reliable beta, green_amber for doing the same, and to my Bonks muse(s) who actually decided to cooperate tonight. I guess she/they like the warm squishy stuff too. I originally had plans for some food smut and a second act featuring true ravishment (ala ”The Wedding Crashers”) but Bill and Tonks had other ideas. Title courtesy of Fat Bob Smith. Enjoy.

( I was going spare here without you, and the bloody Patronuses weren’t enough – even the naughty ones. D’you realise how bleeding difficult it is to take things seriously when a jungle cat’s trying to whisper sweet nothings in your ear? )