Title: The Ways of Elves and Bikers
Author: luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack (So. Much. Crack.), fellatio, things your mother should never see, and elf ears (cause seriously, when there are elf ears in a fic, they should be warned for) ♥
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Costumes
Word Count: 3,030
Summary: St. Mungo's needs elves to assist Father Christmas in their annual event for the children at the hospital. Tonks recruits an assistant with a not-so-charitable demeanor.
A/N: Gosh, how I have missed writing here. My muse is back with a vengeance! I've missed you all. *smooches you madly* Thank you haumea and almalthia for the beta, as well as my buddy, ragdoll who helped Charlie out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show nightmare I had created for him when I thought suspenders in England were the same thing they are over here in America. Charlie gives his sincere thanks. This was humiliating enough.

( The Ways of Elves and Bikers )

Hello Everyone,

The post is slightly late by my time-zone (apologies!), but hopefully not by yours...

I hope you enjoy :-)

Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

Author's Notes: Stands alone, but I did imagine this story would naturally follow Surveillance, in which Albus and Severus get together, with a little help from Minerva.



( Dinner and a Show )

Title: The Perfect Position
Author: alisanne
Characters: Lucius Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy implied (off screen).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross-gen, anal, toys.
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia, tourniquets.
Word Count: 2900
Summary: This is the story of how Blaise came out of the closet by going into the closet.
Author's notes: Thanks to eeyore9990 and sevfan for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( The Perfect Position )

Title: Ritual Backlash
Author: alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cross gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Ritual sex, alternate pairing (Charlie/Teddy)
Word Count: 3800
Summary: Weddings aren't Charlie's thing, until he finally goes to one that provides reasonable entertainment.
Author's notes: Thanks to the usual suspects, eeyore9990 and sevfan for looking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Ritual Backlash )

Title: A Valiant Effort
Author: alisanne
Characters: Sirius Black/Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: threesome, lol, AU.
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis (threesomes).
Word Count: ~4100
Summary: Hermione has a shock, so Sirius and Remus help her to relax.
Author's notes: As always, nothing you recognize is mine. Thank you to eeyore9990 and sevfan for the rapid and excellent beta work they did on this story.

( A Valiant Effort )

Title: Critical Research
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson (offscreen)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: semi-public nakedness? Nothing else that I'm aware of.
Themes/kinks chosen: Dungeons, Medical scenes (sort of), Sex in the workplace.
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Harry gets Severus to focus on what's important.
Author's notes: Thanks to leela_cat, whose off-hand remark in chat gave me this idea, to lilyseyes who stayed up with me while I wrote it, and to sevfan, who cleaned this up and made it readable.

( Critical Research )

Title: "What's Your Problem?"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall's knickers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting.
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”.
Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.

( What's Your Problem? )

Title: The Interview
Author: alisanne
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism, dubcon.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Handjobs/fingering
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Sometime you just need to do what it takes to get the job.
Author's notes: Thank you to sevfan for the use of her fabulous beta skills.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( The Interview )

Title: Gryffindor Party
Artist: ghot
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Hermione/Lavender, possibly others.
Rating: R
Warnings: Girl bits.
Themes/kinks chosen: Sex shows.
Artist's notes: Er, it must still be the 26th somewhere, right?

( Gryffindors can party too... hard )

Title: Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire
Author: luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Rita Skeeter/Rabastan Lestrange, Stan Shunpike, Ernie Prang
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, Sex, Voyeurism, Crack!Fic
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Sex Shows
Word Count: 1,871
Summary: The things that happen on the Knight Bus are what some might consider shocking. Ernie Prang has seen it all.
A/N: Thank you shygryf and loony4lupin for the beta work. Originally written for the April 2009 prompt of Sex Shows on daily_deviant. I think my timeline is a bit wonky, so you should probably consider it AU.

( Knight Bus Adventures as Told by Ernie Prang, Driver Extraordinaire )

Title: A Different Kind of Detention
Author: alisanne
Characters: Pansy Parkinson/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, orgy, toys, voyeurism/exhibitionism, chan implied, although in my mind Pansy is of age.
Themes/kinks chosen: sex shows
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: The first rule of 'special detention' is that there is no 'special detention'.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to my fabulous beta-readers, sevfan and eeyore9990.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Different Kind of Detention )

Title: "Getting Drinks"
Artist: osmalic
Media: pencil, pen, photoshop
Characters: Mr. Ollivander/Madame Rosmerta
Rating: R (for implication)
Warnings: inappropriate groping in public
Themes/kinks chosen: kleptophilia, Mr. Ollivander/Madame Rosmerta
Artist's notes: Not very kinky, I'm afraid. I couldn't help myself when I saw the theme, I just had to try Ollivander/Rosmerta! Also, I apologize for my unnatural obsession with using greyscale.

( Mr. Ollivanders likes to take advantage. )

Title: Full Experience Productions
Artist: twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: exhibitionism, wanking, porn production (woohoo!)
Themes/kinks chosen: pornography, and possibly the theme pairing if you want to make up a background story. ;)
Artist's notes: "In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" Fred and George are good entrepreneurs, and Hermione's good at organizing just about anything. And Remus, well, in my book he's a exhibitionist. :D (Random note: you can thank my sudden and intense devotion to Girl Genius for the brass-and-leather tubing.)
Art preview:



( NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

Title: Fairy Lights & Wine
Artist: ghot
Characters: Luna/Ginny/Hermione
Rating: R
Warnings: Threesome, exhibitionism, drunkenness, boobs
Themes/kinks chosen: Exhibitionism
A/N: For magic_at_mungos. Sorry for it not being very porny (and for the chibis), but I wanted to draw this style and... it kicked my ass. Anyway, I hope you like. Happy holidays!

( Fairy Lights & Wine )

Title: Incentives
Author: thescarletwoman
Words: ~3300
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really.
Themes/Kinks chosen: Public sex, fingering
Author's Notes: Written for luvscharlie who asked for Charlie/Tonks, Public sex and Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade Christmas shopping. I give you the Leaky Cauldron after a long day of shopping. As always, thanks to rose_whispers for the beta... and for the inspiration. ♥

( Incentives )

Title: Relationship Reboot
Author: florahart
Characters: Ron Weasley, mentions of Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and others
Rating: NC17
Warnings: infidelity, sexual identity crisis, first person present monologue
Themes/kinks chosen: cyber sex, a brush with drugs
Word Count: ~2675
Summary: Ron visits the psychiatricist to combat his new addiction.
Author's notes: I intended to write drug use, and then it went all haywire. Also, this is probably unsuitably unouchy for the given warnings. Sorry 'bout that.

( Relationship Reboot )

Title: Coping Mechanism
Author: alisanne
Characters: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Rating: R
Warnings: HA! Um, read the chosen theme carefully!
Themes/kinks chosen: Coprophagy
Word Count: ~1250
Summary: Remus spends a rough night alone. What's a werewolf to do but find comfort where he can?
Author's notes: Thanks to eeyore9990 and sevfan who were brave enough to look this over for me. I promised them fluffy scat and I hope I got it right.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


( Coping Mechanism )

Title: Error of judgement
Artist: ships_harry
Media: PS, tablet, extreme lack of time
Characters: Duke Kirley and Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: R
Warnings: Terrible outfit
Themes/kinks chosen: Alternative pairing, piercing
Artist's notes: Scraped together some time to get a token picture in; many apologies!
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( Mardi Gras for one, pre-beaded )

Title: Blind
Author: alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Percy Weasley implied
Rating: R
Warnings: Er, not much porn *cringes*
Themes/kinks chosen: Confessions, Frottage
Word Count: 3420
Summary: Men can be so blind.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to sevfan for the use of her beta-reading skills and to eeyore9990 for letting me bounce ideas off her. And I can't believe I have to follow Lee! *CRIES*

( Blind )

Title: You May Kiss The Groom
Artist: blackcoyote
Media: Artline Pen, Photoshop2
Characters: Lockhart/Lockhart, Rita Skeeter (as bystander)
Compliant to: All the books.
Rating: NC 17+ for graphic nudity, Implied Sexual Situation (NWS!)
Warnings: Implied m/m narcissistic pairing, Graphic frontal male nudity, Sex-scene, Implied voyeurism, crudely sketched 6-pack abs.
Theme/kink: February 08 - Mock Marriages

Summary: It turned out that using the Mirror of Erised in Gilderoy's therapy had some unexpected side-effects, but in the end St. Mungo's decided it was probably best to go along with the wishes of their most famous patient. In the name of therapy, of course...
Notes: Drawn for the daily_deviant February 08 - Mock Marriages Theme.
Disclaimer: The characters & settings in this picture (c) J. K. Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. This artist recognises that this image and scenario is a derivative work that may depart from the original Canon and/or the original Author's creative intent.
( Image under cut unsuitable for viewers under the age of majority in your country. If this applies to you, do not click on this link ) Sorry once again for being late - rl has been getting extra busy lately :P

[ETA] I've used a spare LJ to host the pic, so it should be more viewable now

Title: Dainty Is As Dainty Does
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Harry/Goyle
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: The pairing? Also, while canon compliant, it's fairly AU. Weird, huh?
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, blindfolding, exhibitionism
Word Count: 4641
Summary: Harry goes to yet another unveiling of yet another ultrafeminized sculpture of himself. He confronts the mysterious sculptor and... smut ensues.
Author's notes: Okay, I seriously have had this idea for about two years. I've decided I will write the fics that won't leave me alone this year, no matter what I have to do to get them written! So here it is. Have fun!
A/N the second: I have to give a world of thanks to r_grayjoy, alisanne, and kathrynthegreat. r_grayjoy shared her Goyle!voice with me and helped me get the dialogue just right, alisanne came up with the concept for this fics smut when I was flailing about my fic wanting to be a 20k monstrosity, and kathrynthegreat held by nose to the grindstone so that I could get the fic written by deadline. Better cheerleaders cannot be found and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart!

( Dainty Is As Dainty Does )

Click to read more in this universe: Dainty Bites Back

Title: The People on the Edge of the Night
Author: cedar
Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape, mention of James Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: may offend canon purists, because it's 1982 and James is still alive.
Themes/kinks chosen: January 2008 theme: choose anything from 2007. I chose autagonistophilia (arousal by being on stage) and lap dances
Word Count: 1700
Summary: In a dingy red club, almost no one knows who Sirius Black really is.
Author's notes: Many thanks to nimori for the beta!

( He is for display only. )

Title: Something New
Authors and Artist: alisanne, celandineb and twilightsorcery.
Characters: Luna Lovegood/Padma Patil/Parvati Patil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: femmeslash, twincest. ;)
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: 2664
Summary: Padma discovers that her sister has found a unique way to escape the dangers of Hogwarts.
Author's notes: This story is set at Hogwarts during DH.
Art Preview:



( Something New )

Title: Lessons in Hornyculture
Author: alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape/Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Elements of crack, public sex, anal, oral, slash, het.
Themes/kinks chosen: Fake Spoiler: The trophy room turns out to have an entirely new meaning: Den of Love!
Word Count: ~2920
Summary: An experiment of Neville's goes awry.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to sevfan.

( Lessons in Hornyculture )

Originally posted 10th May, 2007

Title: Spotlight
Author: kabal42
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Exotic dancing, full male nudity, exhibitionism, underlying D/s relationship
Themes/kinks chosen: Autagonistophilia, gay men
Word Count: 2383
Summary: Draco has a secret turn-on and Harry surprises him with a bit of wish-fulfilment.
Author's notes: As often before, elfflame is my saving grace. (And this must be one of the nicer things I've done on my birthday *G*)

( Spotlight )