Title: The Perfect Position
Author: alisanne
Characters: Lucius Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy implied (off screen).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Cross-gen, anal, toys.
Themes/kinks chosen: hyphephilia, tourniquets.
Word Count: 2900
Summary: This is the story of how Blaise came out of the closet by going into the closet.
Author's notes: Thanks to eeyore9990 and sevfan for their assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( The Perfect Position )

Title: "Full"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Much swearing and insulting of vicars :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Enemas
Word Count: 1930
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P And alisanne? I promised you fluffy after the July necro fic, so here. This fluffy enema is for you. :P

( Full )

Title: A Valiant Effort
Author: alisanne
Characters: Sirius Black/Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: threesome, lol, AU.
Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis (threesomes).
Word Count: ~4100
Summary: Hermione has a shock, so Sirius and Remus help her to relax.
Author's notes: As always, nothing you recognize is mine. Thank you to eeyore9990 and sevfan for the rapid and excellent beta work they did on this story.

( A Valiant Effort )

Title: Mr Box 334
Author: celandineb
Characters: Draco, Severus, "Mr Box 334" [highlight to reveal identity, if you must: Harry Potter]
Rating: NC17
Warnings: blowjobs, dirty talk, D/s, sex toys, threesome
Themes/kinks chosen: ménage a tróis (threesomes), personal ads
Word Count: 4690 words
Summary: Draco's always wanted to try a threesome, and an advert in the Daily Prophet seems like just the chance.
Author's notes: Hurray for threesomes!

( Mr Box 334 )

Title: "What's Your Problem?"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall's knickers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting.
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”.
Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.

( What's Your Problem? )

Title: Breakfast with the Potters
Author: celandineb
Characters: Remus, James, Lily, Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: adultery (consensual), anal sex, crossdressing, cunnilingus, dirty talk, group sex, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: andomimetophilia
Word Count: 3480 words
Summary: An invitation to breakfast turns into something else altogether.
Author's notes: As ever, I have to blame snegurochka_lee for having written James.

( Breakfast with the Potters )

Title: "Rainbow"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Bill/Tonks UST, Bill/Charlie, OFC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST, Weasleycest
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fighting and erotic art (sort of?)
Word Count: 3300
Summary: And, as the muttered cursing indicated, this really wasn't the beginnings of rough sex and probably needed to be stopped as female entrails were probably not good for the stonework. Bill and his cock sagged in disappointment.
Author's notes: This is a birthday fic for clandestinelli who asked for some Bill/Tonks... And the story went its own damn way because OMG. They wouldn't stop talking. *headdesk* Aaaanyway, Happy Birthday, Darling!

( Rainbow )

Feedback is colourful love.

Author: ozma_katiebell
Title: A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Rating: NC17
Pairing: George/Lee
Kinks Chosen: Pornography, masturbation
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: How Lee Jordan learned to relax and embrace his inner pervert.
Warnings: Multiple kinks referenced
Word Count: 5476
Author's Notes:I'm so thrilled to be here! Thanks to Shannon for looking it over!

( What is pornography to one man is the laughter of genius to another. ~D.H. Lawrence )

Title: The Amulet of Alexandria
Author: emiime
Characters: Bill/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Harry is possibly underage here, though that's not explicitly stated.
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything old is new again: Charms/talismans
Word Count: 1142
Summary: Bill discovers a mysterious amulet with powerful effects.
Author's notes: Thanks to freckles42 for this one. ♥

( The Amulet of Alexandria )

Title: Cane and Able
Artist: karasu_hime
Media: Photoshop and tablet Tablet
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Rating: R
Warnings: NWS
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink:Dirty talk, Holiday item: Candy Cane.
Artist's notes: Remus is talking dirty to Severus about what he wants to with the canes. Enjoy, R_grayjoy! ps. thank you, Jude for the title suggestion!

( Cane and Able )

Title: All Wrapped Up
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Theme/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: ladydeth12
Character/Pairing: Snape/Harry/Draco
Request:
Kink: public or semi-public sex
Holiday item or location: wrapping paper
Tone: no major angst
Word Count: ~3820
Summary: Draco wants to make this an extra special Christmas. Enlisting the help of a Weasley may not have been the best decision, however.
Author's notes: Thanks to ladydeth12 for the fun prompt and to eeyore9990, without whom there quite likely would not have been a story. She has saved my ass more often than I care to admit. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( All Wrapped Up )

Title: What Harry Wants
Author: shellydkitty
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: crossdressing, dirty talk, spanking
Themes/kinks chosen: Gender bending/cross-gendering (err...loosely)
Word Count: 1612
Summary: Harry had a plan, a path, a to-do list for the rest of his life and buggering Draco just wasn't on it.
Author's notes: This is something I wrote a couple of days ago when I realized that none of the five fics I'd started for this month's themes were ever going to cooperate and be ready in time. Special thanks to lilithilien and aldiara for beta-ing this for me and staying up all night to cheerlead and keep my head from hitting the desk too often. I have tweaked it a bit more since they looked at it though, so please forgive any remaining mistakes.

( What Harry Wants )

Title: The Prisoner's Release
Author: lesyeuxverts
Characters: Harry, Percy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dirty talk, masturbation
Themes/kinks chosen: Computer sex AKA cybering … well, sort of. Like computer sex, only without computers. :)
Word Count: 1500
Summary: There were at least three Ministry regulations specifically forbidding things like this.
Author's notes: Thanks to nqdonne for the beta!

( The Prisoner's Release )

Title: Twinspired
Author: alisanne
Characters: Neville Longbottom/Fred Weasley/George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, AU.
Themes/kinks chosen: Adultery
Word Count: 4650
Summary: The twins help Neville redefine the idea of partnership.
Author's notes: This is my second attempt at this month's themes and I guess this could be classified as fluffy adultery. ;) Thanks to the slashchat girls for their assistance and to my beta, sevfan.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine.

( Twinspired )

Title: Requiem for a Bathrobe
Author: nehalenia
Characters: Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and lurid mention of Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Dub-con (leading to consensual sex); dirty talk; utterly improbable but nonetheless established Lupin/Snape/Black relationship; AU (obviously); Some fighting/wrestling. Also snark, banter, attempts at humor. Despite the est. rel. and my best intentions, there is NO Snupin or 3some sex in this fic. Just Snape/Black and a bit of Remus/Sirius. (Sorry!)
Themes/kinks chosen: Relics, Pheromones
Word Count: 7500
Summary: To Sirius, the threadbare garment smelled of breakfasts with Remus, late nights alone, post-fuck lie-abouts and something warm and soft in a cold, hard place. It smelled like his life. The good parts of it, at least.
Author's notes: Thanks, worship, gladsome tidings and a surfeit of eels to ships_harry and blpaintchart for beta and brit-picking. And I totally stole the Moody/Black mention from this by ships_harry, so another tip of the hat to her. Things you should probably know before you start reading:Snape, Black and Lupin are all happily living in sin together (not at 12 Grimmauld Place) and and have been for awhile. No, I cannot explain this, and I'm not even going to try.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR and whoever owns her and are, regrettably, not mine. This is solely for entertainment purposes and no profit is being earned or sought.


( Requiem for a Bathrobe )

Title: Do You Remember?
Author: kirasha
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: talk of oral, rimming, and biting
Themes/kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: ~2,075
Summary: When Severus discovers something Remus has been holding onto for twelve years, Remus wants to know if Severus has the same memories.
Author's notes: I forgot I was coming back in July. But, I have a better reminder system now. :-D While this could technically follow, To Hold and to Have, this fic does stand alone and you don't need to have read the other in order to understand what's going on in this one.

( Do you remember that night? )

Title: One and One Make Three
Author: thescarletwoman
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, threesome, double penetration, incest
Themes/kinks chosen: romantic marriage
Word Count: ~3700
Summary: The only thing better than marrying the love of your life is marrying both of them.
Author's notes: I'm absolutely stoked to be posting my first fic at daily_deviant and thanks so much for the invite! ♥ Thanks as always to rose_whispers for the beta. She nitpicked, any remaining mistakes are my own.

( One and One Make Three )

Title: Building a Perfect Future
Author: alisanne
Characters: Ginny Weasley/ Others
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het, threesome.
Themes/kinks chosen: Insufflation and Romantic marriage
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: Ginny has an unforgettable encounter on a special day.
Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan for checking this over for me and to r_grayjoy for title and summary assistance.

( Building a Perfect Future )

Title: Adrenaline Junkies
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Sirius/Charlie. *shifty eyes* Okay, and Padfoot/Charlie. Brief Charlie/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bestiality
Theme chosen: Loose interpretation of "fur fetish." Also, fellatio.
Word Count: ~5,800
Summary: "It's kinky, sure," Sirius murmured, closing in behind Charlie and whispering across the back of his neck, "but if you're interested in magical creatures, and I think maybe you are, you've got one right here. And he owes you a favour."
Notes: Oh, bless you, daily_deviant, for giving me an outlet for all these filthy ideas that pop into my head on a regular basis. :)

( Adrenaline Junkies )

Title: Close to Godliness
Author: senjy
Character(s): Draco/Remus
Rating(s): R
Chosen Kink: Infantilism
Warning(s): blowjob
Word Count: 1,500
Beta: RL destroyed me this month, so I am posting this on the fly and without it having been beta read. Apologies for any glaring mistakes (and the crap title). Corrections are welcome.

Summary: Remus has learnt to love Draco's inner brat.
A/N: Set in the Strokes of Midnight universe.
Disclaimer: All familiar characters and situations belong to JK Rowling. No profit is being made.

( Big boys don't wet the bed... )

Title: Teacher, Teacher
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, dub-con, rimming, light verbal humiliation, dirty talk, spanking, male Dom/femme sub, chan (Hermione is nearly 16), voyeurism, angry!sex, oral sex/cunnilingus, femmeslash
Themes/kinks chosen: Bisexuality
Word Count: ~6900
Summary: When Hermione goes to hide in a spare bedroom at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Author's notes: I've been promising inell that I'd write Bill/Hermione for ages so I'm happy finally got the opportunity to do it. Of course, Tonks then insisted on being involved. This is probably the porniest/most PWP thing I've written. Eeep! Thanks to everyone who kept me going on this, and to the divine kabal42 for the betaing.

( Teacher, Teacher, teach me love. I can't learn it fast enough )

Title: Something Borrowed
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Charlie/Teddy (past Charlie/Remus and Charlie/Tonks)
Rating: NC-17, and then some. o_O.
Warnings/General Content: Many incestuous insinuations, but no actual incest. Infidelity, but surprisingly little angst about that. DH-compliant. An appalling lack of general morality.
Theme chosen: Bisexuality
Disclaimer: This story does not mean to perpetuate the stereotype that bisexuals are promiscuous – only that Charlie is.
Word Count: ~7,200
Summary: "You can imagine it, can't you, Teddy?" Charlie slipped a hand up the other man's chest, fingers curling into the collar of his shirt. "I was about the age you are now, and your dad was about the age I am now, when we first got together. Your mum, though... that was a whole other story."
Notes: I just. I don't even know where this bunny came from. There are so many levels of wrong here, I basically lost track of them all. :/
Soundtrack: Phenomena, by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

( Something Borrowed )

Title: Precautions Before a Duty Dinner
Author: snapelike
Characters: Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slight (very willing) humiliation.
Themes/kinks chosen: Abandoned Prompts Month: "89. Narcissa/Lucius. Narcissa loves it when Lucius licks her. Plain old vanilla, and some dirty talk, biting and ripping of underwear." I think this was my own prompt, actually.
Word Count: 2,450
Summary: The wizarding world is not the same after the war. Unpleasant tasks and chores have to be done - once more appearance is more important than honesty for the Malfoys. Luckily, Lucius knows how to make a duty dinner much more pleasant.
Author's notes: Beta by imma. Slightly inspired by a conversation with snegurochka_lee.

( Precautions Before a Duty Dinner )

Title: Inflection
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: ?/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty talk
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New Again: Rape or Ravishing
Word Count: 2150
Summary: ”I'm getting closer. Sure you don't want to run again, little mouse? I like chasing you. It makes you so fucking hot and tight. You want to be like that for me, don't you? Tight like a little virgin slut.”
Author's notes: Undying love and gratitude to emiine for the fabulous on-demand beta which made this come together better than I'd hoped. And snogs and lurve to dannyyy who let me whine at her and who reassured me that the fic worked outside my head too.

( Inflection )

Title: The tales mirrors could tell
Author: millieweasley, awaywithpixies
Artist: blue_onion
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Blaise Zabini
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con, Dirty Talk, NWS-art
Themes/kink: Kinky Kristmas 2007
Word Count: ca 8800
Summary: After doing something to please the Dark Lord, Blaise gets to choose his reward

( The snow was falling outside the large French windows… )