Title: Nothing Hurts Like You Do
Author: tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: heterosexuals, sadism, erotic asphyxiation
Other Warnings: roleplay dub/non-con, bondage
Word Count: 1,743
Summary/Description: He waits for her, hiding in the bedroom. Darkness hides him, and when she comes in, unaware, he will have her all to himself.
Author's Notes: I planned on romantically sexy and once again seem to have taken a brief left turn and wandered off into something else. I thank the mods for the wonderful prompts this month. As always, I don't own the world or characters of Harry Potter, but I do love to play with them (and definitely do things the author never intended!).


( Nothing Hurts Like You Do )

Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

( Tales for an April Fool )

Title: Clowning Around
Author: islandsmoke
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Clown
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: Could be dub-con as the consent is given to an anonymous person, object insertion, sounding, toys, light bondage. The boys are probably about 15, so… underage?
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: Be careful what you wish for.
Author's Notes: I see this as happening before The Prank, and perhaps being a "justification" for it. Huge thanks to rayvyn2k for taking this on at the last minute!

( ~ Clowning Around ~ )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: its_art
From: A Mysterious Member

Title: Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man)
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Tom Riddle
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: male submission, bondage, cropping, boots, corsets, oral sex, riding
Other Warnings/Content: Dub-con (at least as first), orgasm control, knifeplay, chan (Tom Riddle is either fifteen or, you know, 57 or 67 and a shade—but his body is young…). Some suspension of disbelief may be necessary.
Word Count: 5155, of which 155 belong to Stephen Sondheim. So yeah, 5000 exactly!
Summary/Description: Baby you're mine on a platter,
I always get my man.
Author's Notes: Title and lyrics from Madonna's "Sooner or Later" (lyrics and music by Stephen Sondheim).
Recipient, you asked for Death Eater!Ginny, which I wasn't able to do while keeping the two of them in character. I still haven't managed to divorce canon, all these years in. I did manage some Dark!Ginny, though, and I hope that (plus the several other kinks included) satisfies. Happy Kinky Kristmas, my fellow Deviant!

( Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher

Title: Reading Between the Lines
Characters/Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm denial, D/s, bondage, begging
Other Warnings/Content: Cross-gen
Word Count: ~1,400
Summary/Description: Rita needs a new playtoy.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy! I’m sorry it isn’t pornier.

( Reading Between the Lines )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: luvscharlie
From: A Mirthful Member

Title: Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender (with a mention of past Ron/Hermione).
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage, spanking, role-playing
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: 3,881
Summary/Description: When Lavender told Ron that all she wanted for Christmas was for him to spice things up in the bedroom, this wasn't exactly what she meant.
Author's Notes: I must admit I was a little intimidated by the "funny" tone, as humor is really not my specialty. But the persistent ragdoll talked me down, and I'm glad she did as I had fun writing it. A word of caution: there isn't really an overwhelming amount of humor in this (although a bit of snark perhaps) but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. Happy Holidays! Thank you also to my beta, almond_joyz, for the last-minute help.

( Bad Girls Go Everywhere )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: venturous
From: tripperfunster

Title: The Ties That Bind
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: love, bonding magic, sex spells; light bondage
Other Warnings/Content: -

( The Ties That Bind [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: islandsmoke
From: A Wonderful Watcher

Title: So Sane It’s Driving Me Crazy
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Marcus Flint
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: mild bondage, playing with ribbons, playing with lights, first times (together and in general), dirty talk, Christmas decorations
Other Warnings/Content: mild angst, awkwardness, growliness, sappiness, smoochies, happy endings
Word Count: ~8500
Summary/Description: Percy is alone for the first time on Christmas Eve, and bumps into someone completely unexpected, resulting in a strange night, and a magical morning.
Author's Notes: The title for this song is from Barenaked Ladies’ “Falling for the First Time,” which is a song I’ve long associated with Percy. I know this likely isn’t an expected pairing, and I do hope you enjoy this, dear requester. I wanted to give you something spicy hot, and fluffy, and awkward and sweet and a bit silly all at once with someone who can shake Percy out of his blues at being estranged from his family. I had a great time writing this (and it grew longer than I’d originally planned), and I hope you enjoy it.

( So Sane It’s Driving Me Crazy )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: unbroken_halo
From: A Wicked Watcher

Title: Devilish Decorations
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Sounding, light bondage,
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: 3380
Summary/Description: Harry sneaks into the Headmaster's rooms with decoration and seduction on his mind, but the decorations seem to have a mind of their own.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the lovely beta! Hope the prompter enjoys the story

( Devilish Decorations )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ldymusyc
From: its_art

Title: Christmas Surprise
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Pansy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage - collar & cuffs, Hair pulling, boots, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: Fem-Dom
Artist's Notes: Done in pen and Photoshop CS5
Art Preview:


( Christmas Surprise [NWS Art!] )

Title: Secondhand Smoke
Artist: akatnamedeaster
Media: colored pencil on cardstock
Characters/Pairings:Sirius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Suspension bondage, capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: Explicit nudity, drug use
A/N I was stumped on which theme to do this month, so I polled my f-list with suspension being the clear winner. However, this image wouldn't get out of my head so smoking ended up in there as well. Not sure how feasible the bondage is but, it's maaaaagic. (doug henning voice)


( Read more... )

Title: Tonks is working
Artist: osmalic
Media: pen
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/?
Rating: NSFW
Kinks/Themes Chosen: school uniforms
Other Warnings: bondage
Artist's Notes: I drew this way before the theme but never uploaded it, so I got excited when I saw the theme for this month. In my mind, Tonks is working undercover to investigate an underage slavery ring while dressed as a schoolgirl (except for the boots!). She's got it all under control. ;)

( Tonks is working )

Thank you to the mods who allowed me to change my posting date this month when I forgot what day it is again. *headdesk*

Title:The First Collar
Author: unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: personal ads, ecouterism, symbolic bondage
Other Warnings: Semi-public sex/hand job, BDSM situations and protocol, exhibitionism
Word Count:2, 290
Summary/Description: Harry finds the new partner he's been looking for with a little help from a friend.
Author's Notes: Been wanting to write something like this for a while.

( The First Collar )

Title: Late Bloomer
Author: EntreNous/entrenous88
Characters/Pairings: Oh, bunches, all with Harry, though some only get a brief mention: Harry/Charlie, Harry/Viktor, Harry/Neville, Harry/George, Harry/Anthony, and Harry/Oliver/Marcus (and I actually think that's all, though forgive me if I've forgotten one).
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Satyriasis (the male version of nymphomania)
Other Warnings: PWP for the most part, some bondage & D/s in drabble number 6.
Word Count: Nine drabbles of 100 words each, and a double-drabble at the end of 200 words = 1,100 words total
Summary/Description: Harry hasn't had much sexual experience. He goes about getting some.
Author's Notes: I always thought JKR's reasoning that Harry wouldn't have had as much sexual experience as his peers made sense. But I couldn't help but wonder if the gates might burst a bit once the dust settled after defeating Voldemort and that crowd! So perhaps this isn't Satyriasis in the sense of sexual addiction, which I imagine as a lot more desperate and un-sexy, but more like Harry's Summer of Love. Lots of Love. Oh, and Hermione mentions eighteen as the age for men's sexual peak; I've adjusted to that from the standard popular theory of seventeen as the age of male sexual potency for my purposes here. I hope you enjoy!

( FIC: Late Bloomer (Harry/Multiple, R) )

Title: Double the Pleasure
Author: alisanne
Based On/Inspired By: Swingers by snegurochka_lee.
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Blaise/Hermione, Ron/Pansy/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Anal, threesomes, slight D/s, pegging implied.
Word Count: +/- 3500
Summary/Description: Blaise still throws the best coin parties in town.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the very gracious snegurochka_lee for giving me her blessing to base this on one of her stories, and to my dear beta, sevfan, for her assistance. Happy sixth (!!) birthday, daily_deviant!
Posting early with modly permission.

( Double the Pleasure )

Title: The Old Married Couple
Author: lunalovepotter
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Asteria Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Hair pulling, biting
Other Warnings: Light bondage, dominance
Word Count: 2364
Summary/Description: Since the birth of their son, the Malfoys have fallen into a rut. Asteria decides to spice things up to rekindle the spark.
Author's Notes: I took some liberty with Draco's middle name, as I couldn't find it anywhere in canon. Thank you to the fantastic luvscharlie for the beta.

( The Old Married Couple )

Title: Artifacts
Author: thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle, observing others
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new! Sex shops, magical charms, pervertibles; dark wizards, begging, cuffs, snuff films; bathing/washing, hygrophilia, tears/crying; mirrors, genital enhancement, fingering
Other Warnings: Sadistic noncon fantasies, BDSM, implications of possible incest, loving couple including third partner, Tom being voyeuristic at various gender combinations
Word Count: 2175
Summary/Description: Borgin and Burkes customers are rarely making their purchases for innocent reasons, and they provide Tom Riddle with many excellent opportunities to practice his Legilimency on unsuspecting perverts.
Author's Notes: I was doing sex shops and magical charms! That was it! Then I noticed the tears and the rest happened. Lachrymatories are a real thing. And as for who the side characters are … well, some of the surnames give clues to which canon characters they're related to (though this is '47), and I'll write a drabble of choice for whoever correctly guesses all of them.

( Artifacts )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatasha
From: ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

(  The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: songquake
From: pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

( Earth-bound )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: coffee_n_cocoa

Title: Mermaid’s Suede
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, leather (sort of)
Other Warnings/Content: plant porn
Word Count: 2958
Summary/Description: It was difficult to imagine such an affable bloke as being so, well, kinky, if Charlie hadn’t witnessed it firsthand.

Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy this! I had a lot of fun writing it. Happy holidays to you!

( Mermaid’s Suede )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: nehalenia
From: venturous

Title: My Pretty Pet
Characters/Pairings: Godric/Salazar
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Someone is watching
Summary/Description: Prompt: Godric is called to battle rebellious hill tribes in the south/west (think Wales). He returns with a unique war-prize: a pale skinned, dark-haired youth (16-18) of exceptional beauty. His name? Salazar Slytherin. Before he went off to war, Godric's chief ambition & interest was in building Hogwarts. Now, however, his main interest seems to be spending as much time as possible in bed with young Salazar. Disturbed by this behavior, Rowena decides to investigate. Just what kind of hold does this beautiful boy have over Godric? And which of them is really the master or the slave? Big bonus points for Voyeur!Rowena getting an eyeful of what goes on in the bedchamber, and for Salazar manipulating Godric while allowing himself to be dominated.
Artist's Notes: Alas my more polished version died in a photoshop crash this week. I hope the essence of your prompt is still fullfilled, Dear Deviant.

( My Pretty Pet [NWSArt] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: venturous
From: akatnamedeaster

Title: Challenge Accepted
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, corsets, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Implied use of riding crop [Characters represented are over the age of 18... some more so than others.]
Artist's Notes: This is not my usual fare but the pairing is one I have a soft spot for. I hope you enjoy this take on your prompt, Mystery Recipient.

( Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leela_cat
From: A Wicked Watcher: dexstarr

Title: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Touch
Other Warnings/Content: Bondage, cross-gen
Word Count: ~2100
Summary/Description: Narcissa can be patient, very patient, until she doesn’t want to be.
Author's Notes: Mystery recipient, I hope you enjoy! I tried to incorporate as much of your request as I could. Thanks to L. for reading.

( Good Things Come to Those Who Wait )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kelly_chambliss
From: songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

( Turnabout )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: coffee_n_cocoa
From: its_art

Title: These aren't your usual Christmas Crackers...
Characters Neville/Ginny
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage, temperature play (ice cubes)

( These aren't your usual Christmas Crackers... [NWS Art] )