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24th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bespoke (Minerva/Wilhelmina)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: Bespoke
Pairings: Minerva/Wilhelmina, pre-slash Ginny/Millicent
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Included: fingering, cross-dressing
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~5900
Summary: Millicent Bulstrode gets some new clothes, and Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank gets some.
Author's Notes: Dear [info]writcraft, I hope this story "suits" you! Many thanks to my super-fast beta, B, and to the lovely mods for their infinite patience.

Happy Kinky Holidays to you all!

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Bespoke )
19th November 2013 01:33 - Fic: Blue Suede Shoes (Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank)
Title: Blue Suede Shoes
Author: [info]writcraft
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Drag Kings
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,700
Summary/Description: Minerva and Wilhelmina reminisce.
Author's Notes: Not a very smutty one at all this month so I did a little banner to make up for it. I hope you enjoy my take on the prompt. Thanks as always to A for the beta and to Elvis for the title and inspiration!

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Blue Suede Shoes )
15th October 2012 23:48 - FIC: "Flying Dutchman" (Aberforth/Wilhelmina)
Title: Flying Dutchman
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Aberforth Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1700
Summary: Nothing both soothes and arouses Aberforth like a whiff of Wilhelmina's pipe smoke.
Author's Notes: I have such a smoking-in-fanfic kink, you can't imagine. So I was really pleased to see this month's theme. And it was perfect for another favorite of mine, the pipe-smoking Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank. In my head-canon, Wilhelmina is a dyke, but sometimes she makes an exception for Aberforth.

Flying Dutchman is a real pipe tobacco, and it always makes me (and apparently Aberforth) think of the famous legend.

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Flying Dutchman )
15th June 2012 09:51 - FIC: "Talk Dirt to Me" (Wilhelmina G-P/Pomona Sprout)
Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

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Talk Dirt to Me )
15th February 2012 23:58 - FIC -- "Tasting the Tempest" (Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank; R)
Title: Tasting the Tempest
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1200
Summary: One evening while Wilhelmina is tending to her animals, a storm blows up.
Author's Notes: One year ago today, I posted my first Daily Deviant story. It's been a fun and kinky ride so far; thanks for reading.

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Tasting the Tempest )
15th February 2011 20:48 - FIC: "Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself" (Wilhelmina G-P/Irma Pince; NC-17)
Title: Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters/Pairings: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Irma Pince
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc.
Other Warnings: None. Well, there's a sex toy involved.
Word Count: 3450
Summary: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank has never been much for books. But then Irma Pince helps her do a little research into the literature of sexology.

Author's Notes: This story is my first contribution to [info]daily_deviant. You've all given me a lot of fun over the years; I'm pleased to be invited to give some back.

The title is adapted from Radclyffe Hall's classic story of "inversion," "Miss Ogilvy Finds Herself." The quotations from Muggle sexologists Havelock Ellis and Richard von Krafft-Ebing are from texts in the public domain. The quotation from wizard sexologist Oxwald Horwood-Ashe is included by kind permission of Kinsey and Hite, Publishers, Diagon Alley.

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Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself )
1st October 2009 02:34 - [fic] Ladies in Waiting, Malkin/Grubbly-Plank
Title: Ladies in Waiting
Author: [info]la_dissonance
Characters: Madam Malkin/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Almost-but-not-quite infidelity, improper use of a wedding dress, table!sex... yeah, I'm grasping at straws here. :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Hyphephilia: arousal by touching fabrics or garments
Word Count: ~4400
Summary: I'm acutely aware of how this garment will cover her body, how every square inch that I've touched will touch her, in turn. It makes me wet.
Author's notes: According to HP Lexicon, Madam Malkin has no canon first name, which would generally scare me off from writing from her POV, but there was no way she wasn't being the one to get this kink (professional robemaker + fabric kink = destiny, y/y?). So for convenience's sake I went ahead and named her Melvina. And then I went and wrote the fic in first person because seeing the made-up name all over the place weirded me out. LOL. ...there was a point to this note, at some point. Many thanks to [info]woldy for the beta!

Ladies in Waiting )
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