Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

( The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )

Title: "Drifting"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Victoire Weasley/Angelina Johnson
Warnings/Kinks: Student/teacher, oral sex, fantasy, water sex, breathplay (of a sort)
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Insufflation
Word Count 1065
Summary: It takes Victoire a moment to realize she is underwater. It isn't the colour or the tall stalks of kelp stretching toward the receding ceiling. It isn't even the bubbles rising up from the woman's full lips as she exhales in a breathy groan. It is the gentle movement everything has acquired: a soft ripple of light and motion twined together and elegantly gilded.
Author's Notes: After a couple months' hiatus, I am back. For better or worse. :P But no mucophagy this time. It's even nearly tame for me! Nearly.

( Drifting )


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Title: Rare Meat
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Bill/Teddy, Bill/Fleur, Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17-ish
Warnings: Uhh. A lot of female involvement in what should be purely m/m slash, voyeurism, rough sex, maybe elements of dub-con?, blatant abuse of the OMG-he's-not-really-a-werewolfism, more blatant abuse of Metamorphagism, random gills that pop up and disappear at will, wildly inappropriate behaviours, and… maybe adultery? Hmm, that last one depends on what your definition of adultery is, I think. Also, a bit of speculation on the French and their approval of all things kinky.
Themes/kinks chosen: Bi-sexuality
Word Count: 3540
Summary: Bill may not be a full werewolf, but he still likes his meat really rare. (OMG, most lame summary ever… don't tell mctabby, pls)
Author's notes: This is one of those things that, while I'm sure it's really twisted, seems strangely okay to me. Also, it is a bunny that didn't just bite, but also humped my leg a bit when ariadneelda suggested it back on Valentine's day. So. Blame her? :P Thanks to kathrynthegreat for the once-over and to the Vegas girls for the encouragement.


( Rare Meat )

Title: Something Borrowed
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Charlie/Teddy (past Charlie/Remus and Charlie/Tonks)
Rating: NC-17, and then some. o_O.
Warnings/General Content: Many incestuous insinuations, but no actual incest. Infidelity, but surprisingly little angst about that. DH-compliant. An appalling lack of general morality.
Theme chosen: Bisexuality
Disclaimer: This story does not mean to perpetuate the stereotype that bisexuals are promiscuous – only that Charlie is.
Word Count: ~7,200
Summary: "You can imagine it, can't you, Teddy?" Charlie slipped a hand up the other man's chest, fingers curling into the collar of his shirt. "I was about the age you are now, and your dad was about the age I am now, when we first got together. Your mum, though... that was a whole other story."
Notes: I just. I don't even know where this bunny came from. There are so many levels of wrong here, I basically lost track of them all. :/
Soundtrack: Phenomena, by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

( Something Borrowed )

Title: "I Like Pink, Right?"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public sex
Themes/kinks chosen: Rhythm Method, Charms/Talismans
Word Count: 1640
Summary: One side of her mouth rises in an expression that disturbingly reminds Teddy of her father's look after pointing out the depth of the sea below their cliffs or the size of a dragon's stomach or the man-eating ferocity of a French veela who finds her daughters threatened. Teddy knows he's fucked. And about to be. In the bloody library.
Author's notes: Love to clandestinelli for help with Teddy, quimby for Ted, and dannyyy for the lengthy dances of encouragement.

( I Like Pink, Right? )