Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom
Author:
eeyore9990Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid
Rating: R?
Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself.
Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles.
Word Count: 2175
Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance.
Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then
accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally
not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours.
A very huge and special thank you to
summerborn and
kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me.
( Pretty and Witty and Gay! )