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16th February 2014 23:29 - FIC: Remind Me of Home, Minerva/Rosmerta, NC-17
Title: Remind Me of Home
Author: mindabbles
Characters/Pairings:Minerva/Rosmerta
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bottoms: the receptive or passive partners in sex
Other Warnings:dildos
Word Count: about 3K
Summary/Description: No one wants to be in charge all the time.
Author's Notes:This became a little more sentimental than kinky. Perhaps that's reasonable for Valentine's Day weekend.

Minerva measured her growth by the door between the cottage and the pub )
6th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer (Minerva/Rosmerta)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]dexstarr

Title: Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rosmerta
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Hypnosis
Other Warnings/Content: Femslash, dominance, submission, second-person POV.
Word Count: 2,100
Summary/Description: Imperius was a horrifying loss of power, but when Rosmerta hears of Muggle hypnosis, she's very intrigued.
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy!

Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer )
2nd December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Moon Shine or Dark (Remus/Rosmerta)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]train_tracks

Title: Moon Shine or Dark
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Rosmerta (James/Rosmerta, Sirius/Rosmerta, James/Lily, Sirius/James UST)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: gotta-have-it-now sex, cunnilingus
Other Warnings/Content: werewolfishness during sex
Word Count: ~5,300
Summary/Description: She looked him up and down.  She tucked her rag into her apron and set her hands on her hips.  "You're not like the others.  Are you."
Author's Notes: Major thanks to my wonderful beta, __!  Recipient, I hope this fits the bill!  I tried to work in some epistolary goodness for you!  Happy Christmas/Solstice/Etc!


Moon Shine or Dark )
14th June 2013 05:23 - FIC: Driven to Distraction (Ernie Prang; R)
Title: Driven to Distraction
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters: Ernie Prang, Stan Shunpike, Madam Rosmerta
Rating: Hard R
Theme Chosen: Sacofricosis: the practice of cutting a hole in one's front trouser pocket for the purpose of masturbation
Other Content: Wanking, fantasy, semi-public sex
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Driving the Knight Bus is tricky. Especially one handed.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [info]gryffindorj for the plot advice, [info]tamlane for the beta, and [info]lilyseyes for the title. ♥

Driven to Distraction )
31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) (Bill/Tonks, Bill/various)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )
24th February 2011 00:07 - Fic: Wands at the Ready!: Sex in Modern Wizarding Britain (Hermione/Various, NC-17)
Title: Wands at the Ready! : Sex in Modern Wizarding Britain
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Draco/Blaise, Hermione/Remus, Hermione/Madam Rosmerta, Hermione/Lucius/Narcissa (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Analingus, Masturbatio, Double Penetration, roleplaying, spanking
Word Count: 1300
Summary/Description: Hermione takes her research very seriously
Author's Notes: Loosely inspired by Tricia from Mallrats. Hermione does get screwed in an uncomfortable place that isn't the back of a Volkswagen, but she enjoys it! With love to my beta for the quick read through. When I saw the theme, I knew it had to be Hermione.

Subjects 12 and 13 )
9th October 2010 19:20 - Fic: "Liquid Luck" (Rosmerta/Ron) NC-17
Title: Liquid Luck
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Rosmerta/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Under the Influence
Other Warnings: cross-gen, first time, second person POV
Word Count: 5,000
Summary/Description: You think it is enough that he watches and that you know it. You don't even imagine anything coming from it but fantasies for an inexperienced young man and a lonely older woman. But then, one night, he comes in alone and he's not wearing the Invisibility Cloak. He looks well scrubbed, best-dressed and full of his own bravery.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much [info]pale_moonlite and [info]kinky_kneazle for the awesome beta job! Any remaining mistakes are all my own.

Liquid Luck )
17th September 2009 08:39 - Fic - Our Little Secret (Draco/Rosmerta, NC17)
Title: Our Little Secret
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters: Draco Malfoy/Madam Rosmerta
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Crossgen, non-con, masturbation, character under 18
Themes/kinks chosen: Breasts
Word Count: 3000
Summary: Draco's use of an Unforgivable Curse for guilty pleasure leaves him guilty.
Author's notes: Thank you so much to the mods for the invitation! I was so excited I had to write immediately. :D And much obliged to my friend Kay, who looked this over for me and plaintively asked "Why do you do this to me and when are you writing more?" *mwah*

Our Little Secret )
18th May 2009 23:44 - Alone Again, Naturally. Remus/Various
Title: Alone Again, Naturally
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters: Remus, hints of Remus/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Rosmerta, Remus/Sybill, Remus/OFC, but really just hints. Far less exiting than it sounds, actually. ;-)
Rating: R
Warnings: Masturbation, self-loathing, het, hints of slash
Kinks chosen: Masturbation
Word Count: 3900
Summary: How Remus spent the evening he got sacked. Er, quit.. Whatever. Post transformation, post POA.
Author's notes: This is one of those things that turned out absolutely nothing like I planned, but I'm rather fond of it. Thanks to the DD mods and authors for keeping me inspired, motivated and for kicking my butt by giving me a deadline.

Oh, dear, not again )
15th March 2009 03:43 - (art) "Getting Drinks" Mr. Ollivander/Madame Rosmerta, R
Title: "Getting Drinks"
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: pencil, pen, photoshop
Characters: Mr. Ollivander/Madame Rosmerta
Rating: R (for implication)
Warnings: inappropriate groping in public
Themes/kinks chosen: kleptophilia, Mr. Ollivander/Madame Rosmerta
Artist's notes: Not very kinky, I'm afraid. I couldn't help myself when I saw the theme, I just had to try Ollivander/Rosmerta! Also, I apologize for my unnatural obsession with using greyscale.

Mr. Ollivanders likes to take advantage. )
7th March 2009 01:45 - Fic: "Evening with a Friend" (Rosmerta/Ollivander, NC17)
Title: Evening with a Friend
Author: [info]florahart
Pairing: Rosmerta/Ollivander
Kinks: Alternate pairing, and something resembling sex/power games.
Warnings: Uh. Well, see pairing? Also, lack of dialogue and weird POV. And sex toys and meeting for sex as a game. Or something.
Words: 2750
Rating: NC17
A/N: So, I was going to do the kleptophilia thing, and in fact, that was where this started, but then everyone else was being kleptomaniacs, and I don't even know. So, alternate pairing! *listens to crickets* I have made some canon assumptions that may be disprovable; please consider this AU in that case? I have assumed that Rosmerta went back to pub management after the whole amulet thing in HBP (and that she has a last name), and that Ollivander initially fled of his own accord, and was later captured in DH.

Evening with a Friend )
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