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21st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly (Snape/Sprout)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly
Characters/Pairings: Pomona Sprout/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Submission, orgasm denial (ultimately satisfied), mild pain play and restraints.
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: Pomona had admitted it properly to herself for the first time this year: she was lonely, and sick and tired of not having any sex. This is the tale of what happens when a clever lady takes steps to ensure her own pleasure.

Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear recipient! This fic was based on your prompt, ‘Pomona finds an unlikely playmate who takes her where she needs to go; someone who helps her celebrate her lush, mature body, and releases her inner goddess.’ It was also somewhat inspired by the memoir, 'A Round-Heeled Woman,' by Jane Juska.


She had done exactly what any sensible, educated witch might have done at two in the morning in a fit of there’s-nothing-to-lose: place a discreet personal advert on the inner-back page of ‘Herbologists’ Fortnightly’. )
1st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff (Pomona/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From:[info]pauraque

Title: Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff
Pairing: Pomona/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light dom/sub dynamic, tickling, laughter suppression, hypersensitivity, teasing and embarrassment kink
Other Content: School-age relationship (both are in seventh year)
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Pomona loves Minerva with an unreasonable and embarrassing passion, but the silly Head Girl does have a way of driving her mad. Especially when she takes points off Hufflepuff.
Author's Notes: For this fic I've ignored Pottermore and put Minerva and Pomona in the same year. Thanks to D. for beta-reading, and I hope you enjoy!

It was such a *little* giggle, quickly stifled. Even the rabbit-eared old librarian Mr Merryweather didn't hear it. But Minerva, blast her, did. )
15th June 2012 09:51 - FIC: "Talk Dirt to Me" (Wilhelmina G-P/Pomona Sprout)
Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Talk Dirt to Me )
29th February 2012 07:12 - Fic: Through Nights of Storm and Darkness
Title: Through Nights of Storm and Darkness
Author: [info]pale_moonlight
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Pomona Sprout, Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms.
Other Warnings: Mention of canon character deaths.
Word Count: ~ 4,100
Summary: Thunder and lightning has the power to reduce Minerva McGonagall to a state of absolute want. The reasons for this may lie in the past.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta and brit-pick, [info]lyras, who did an incredible job at very short notice. Thanks to her, this story is so much better. All remaining mistakes are my own.

Through Nights of Storm and Darkness )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Earth-bound (Sprout/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

Earth-bound )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Pure and Rarely Simple (Pomona/Xiomara, Pomona/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]woldy

Title: Never Pure and Rarely Simple
Pairings: Pomona/Xiomara Hooch, Pomona/Narcissa, hints of Pomona/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dubcon, torture, begging, orgasm control
Other Warnings/Content: Knifeplay, kidnapping, bondage, voyeurism, graphic violence
Word Count: ~3,400 words
Summary: Pomona holds her secrets close. What really happened that afternoon in Knockturn Alley, or that night in Malfoy Manor? Whose hand held the knife that gave her those scars?
Author's Notes: I don't know if this is an adequately dark or kinky response to your wonderful prompt, but I had a great time planning and writing it. Many thanks to my beta, J.

Never Pure and Rarely Simple )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Repeat Offenders (Sprout/McGonagall/Pince + Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: Repeat Offenders
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall/Pince with Neville watching
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, orgasm delay, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, mild erotic discipline, bit of dirty talk, and a slightly violent DH-era flashback.
Word Count: 3860
Summary/Description: After DH, Neville returns to Hogwarts as Professor Sprout's assistant. In between learning to call his former teachers by their first names and cope with their odd senses of humor, he goes to return some library books and learns all he never wanted to know about the penalties for failing to renew on time.
Author's Notes: So this happened. Some of the relationships in this fic evolved completely unintentionally; it was delightful to write. I will provide the additional flashback, which features NEWT-student Minerva and an eleven-year-old Pince, on request; it was sort of a warm-up drabble but it didn't work properly in a story from Neville's POV.

Professor Sprout said Neville should call her Pomona now ... )
29th October 2011 01:00 - Fic: 'The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom', Neville Longbottom/Pomona Sprout, NC-17
Title: The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Professor Neville Longbottom/Madam Pomona Sprout
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: silence
Other Warnings: bondage, teacher/student roleplay, orgasm denial
Word Count: about 2350
Summary/Description: Professor Longbottom invites his Herbology ex-Professor back to Hogwarts.

...Indeed, he could still hardly believe it was true; that a drunken feast, an overheard conversation and an over-bold flurry of letter-writing could have lead to this... It was often said that Gryffindor bravery and recklessness were close bedfellows, was it not? This morning, he felt very Gryffindor indeed.


Author's Notes: I had great fun using a popular trope with less-popular characters, here. :-) Also, a big nod to the various DD authors/artists who have created work to include Professor!Neville's kinky plants.


The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
16th February 2011 23:24 - Fic: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon..., R, Various
Title: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions)
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, ensemble
Rating: R (for really? REALLY????)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Misuse of Muggle Artefacts
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: It's that time of year again...
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]leela_cat for brain-help when mine stopped working.

And just because it's too damn funny, have a link to a real-life version of Pomona Sprout's lecture. (And what nearly caused this fic to be titled: There's a Fungus Among Us.)

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) )
15th July 2010 01:40 - A Fairy Tale
Title: A Fairy Tale
Artist: jin_fenghuang[info]
Media: Photoshop
Themes/kinks chosen: cunnilingus
Characters: young Sprout/ naughty fairies
Rating: R-NC-17.

Notes: I have been giving the pen tool a workout, it makes for interesting lines.


6th July 2009 17:42 - Art: Professor Sprout, in the Greenhouse, with Mandrakes.
Title: Professor Sprout, in the Greenhouse, with Mandrakes.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil, PS.
Characters: Professor Sprout, Lavender, Parvati.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: I got nuthin' here.
Themes/kinks chosen: Sex at work.



Professor Sprout, in the Greenhouse, with Mandrakes. )
27th May 2009 23:43 - Professor Sprout enjoys her Magical Vegetables


Title: What Grows in Pomona's Garden
Artist: [info]venturous 
Media:PS
Characters:Pomona Sprout
Rating:R
Warnings:a woman who amuses herself
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Summary: there as distinct advantages to having plant magic at your fingertips. But with her hectic schedule, Pomona rarely gets private time to enjoy them.

note: I edited the art -- she is based on a friend of mine, and she requested it not look quite so much like her!!
9th September 2007 15:56 - Art (NC 17) – Desperate Measures (Severus Snape & Various Others)
Artist: [info]blackcoyote
Theme/kinks: June 2007, Brothels, Pseudozoophilia (Fantasy-play wherein a partner plays an animal).
Warnings see under the cut
Rating: NC 17 (for male genitalia), NWS!
Medium: Ball-point pen, Photoshop2 & Artrage2.
Compliant to: All books up to HBP (one unintentional DH spoiler)

The image and the rest of the information for it contains an unintentional spoiler for DH as well as content that may be unsuitable for viewers under the legal age of majority. Please leave if this applies to you, otherwise click the cut for full header and image )
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