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14th May 2013 06:35 - FIC: Delayed Gratification (Percy/?; NC-17)
Title: Delayed Gratification
Author: [info]torino10154
Pairing: Percy/cock
Rating: NC-17
Theme Chosen: Uncircumcised penises
Other Content: Glory hole
Word Count: ~1110
Summary: Percy takes pride in a job well done. No matter what that job is.
Author's Notes: Thanks so much to [info]sdk and [info]tamlane for the feedback and speedy beta.

Delayed Gratification )
7th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: So Sane It's Driving Me Crazy (Percy/Marcus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]islandsmoke
From: A Wonderful Watcher

Title: So Sane It’s Driving Me Crazy
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Marcus Flint
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: mild bondage, playing with ribbons, playing with lights, first times (together and in general), dirty talk, Christmas decorations
Other Warnings/Content: mild angst, awkwardness, growliness, sappiness, smoochies, happy endings
Word Count: ~8500
Summary/Description: Percy is alone for the first time on Christmas Eve, and bumps into someone completely unexpected, resulting in a strange night, and a magical morning.
Author's Notes: The title for this song is from Barenaked Ladies’ “Falling for the First Time,” which is a song I’ve long associated with Percy. I know this likely isn’t an expected pairing, and I do hope you enjoy this, dear requester. I wanted to give you something spicy hot, and fluffy, and awkward and sweet and a bit silly all at once with someone who can shake Percy out of his blues at being estranged from his family. I had a great time writing this (and it grew longer than I’d originally planned), and I hope you enjoy it.

So Sane It’s Driving Me Crazy )
26th May 2012 23:53 - Fic: Fringe Benefits (Draco/Gabrielle/Percy, NC-17)
Title: Fringe Benefits
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Gabrielle/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Essayeurs
Other Warnings: Double Penetration
Word Count: 2,863
Summary/Description: Madame paid well for the privilege of having the Malfoy heir as a client in her brothel, but Draco's job was not usually so enjoyable.
Author's Notes: I'm sneaking this in just on time, and (I’m sorry) didn't have time to get it beta'd. Percy was being too shy to get going. Please let me know if I've missed something!

Fringe Benefits )
28th March 2012 09:23 - FIC: Sunday Nights at the Burrow (Various, NC-17)
Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow
Authors: [info]torino10154 and [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp
Word Count: ~2550
Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [info]gryffindorj and [info]roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!

Sunday Nights at the Burrow )
19th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Diverted (Percy/Pansy/Draco)
Kinky Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]florahart

Title: Diverted
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Pansy/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, exhibitionism, wanking, shagging
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~3500
Summary/Description: Some people like to watch, some people like to perform, and some people find they like all of the above.
Author's Notes: This was for wish #67, which involved a threesome out of a wide range of options, not all boys, and Character A & B getting it on while Character C watches and wanks

Diverted )
3rd October 2011 09:24 - FIC: Squeaky Clean [Neville/Percy, NC17]
Title: Squeaky Clean
Author: [info]celandineb
Pairing: Neville/Percy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bathing/washing
Other Warnings: schmoop
Word Count: 1414
Summary: Percy loves it when Neville comes home filthy from a day in the greenhouses.
Author's Notes: I had the urge to write a relatively rare pair this time. Enjoy!

Squeaky Clean )
24th September 2011 22:46 - FIC: "The Good Teacher," Minerva, Percy, R
Title: The Good Teacher
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Minerva, Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pervertibles, nipple play, begging
Other Warnings: teacher/student, extremes of embarrassment
Word Count: 1790
Summary/Description: Percy is in a bit of a sexual pickle, and his Head of House seems safer than Madam Pomfrey.
Author's Notes: Inspired by this Oglaf strip and much too much cracky threading with [info]pre_raphaelite1.

What have your brothers been doing to you this time, then? )
26th April 2011 18:03 - Art: Days were Golden, R, NWS
Title: Days were Golden
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: Photoshop, tablet
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Ginny/Bill, Charlie/Percy/George, and no doubt many variations.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Mainly for the Bad Porn theme hillbilly (or pureblood??) incest romp, but I also like to think there's a dash of hapless character accidentally finds him/herself in the middle of a debauched situation and ends up joining in (Percy), and nervous virgin asks someone to instruct them in preparation for their wedding night (Ginny... although I don't see her as the nervous type, and I bet she deflowered Harry aaaages ago :) )
Other Warnings: Incest. Lots of incest.
Artist's Notes: Title's from an Elbow song about nostalgia for youth (Lippy Kids). (Yes, George is bringing the mood down a bit, poor lad; he can't help it.) Thanks to the mods for letting me post a bit early! Will be in airports most of my regular day :).
Art Preview:


images below cut )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
5th January 2011 01:05 - Art - Oliver & Percy - NWS
Title: Closeted
Artist: [info]ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen, references
Characters/Pairings: Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: claustrophilia: arousal by confined spaces
Artist's Notes: Since I had somehow completely forgotten to contribute to the month of October (which is really embarrassing) I chose a prompt from that batch. This was the intended pairing/scene that I had planned on but I am afraid that the claustrophobicness does not come across without some imagination. I do love this pairing, the whole scholar and the jock is one of my favorite cliches, just behind the scholar and the bad boy with a ♥ of gold. :) Happy New Year all!

Oliver & Percy )
1st January 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Clean and Bright Mirror (Snape/Percy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]snapelike
From: [info]leela_cat

Title: A Clean and Bright Mirror
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~3,250
Summary: This day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror; 
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone; 
... Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror, 
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.


—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

Author's Notes: Dear Mystery Member, merry Kinky Kristmas and a wonderful new year. I hope this gift hits your kinks just right. The first step towards exhibitionism, after all, is being able to look at yourself in front of someone else.

A Clean and Bright Mirror )
31st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: No Escape Needed (Snape/Percy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]snapelike
From: [info]chiralove

Title: No Escape Needed
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Legilimency!sex
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 1300ish
Summary/Description: Percy had decided this morning over coffee and porridge that today is the day that he'll try to seduce Severus.
Author's Notes: So sorry I couldn't work the exhibitionism/voyeurism into this, dear recipient, but I hope that what is there does please you!

Huge thanks to the mods for their patience with me, and a very merry Kinky Kristmas to all!

No Escape Needed )
15th December 2010 01:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Acceptance (Luna/Percy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]chiralove
From: [info]celandineb

Title: Acceptance
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Percy, Molly, assorted other Weasleys and guests as walk-ons
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: realism, first-time, wintry (holiday) theme, redemption/forgiveness
Other Warnings/Content: fingering
Word Count: 2470
Summary: Luna helps Percy feel as though he belongs to the family once again.
Author's Notes: Happy holidays, mystery recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it!

Acceptance )
8th June 2010 15:35 - FIC: Count For Me (Percy/Lavender, NC-17)
Title: Count For Me
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Lavender Brown
Rating: R/NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Discipline
Other Warnings: Spanking
Word Count: 1,740
Summary/Description: Percy falls asleep before he's supposed to. Lavender is unimpressed, especially as it's her birthday.
Author's Notes:

Count For Me )
26th May 2010 23:59 - Fic: Drawn after him like a moth (Percy/Severus, R)
Title: Drawn after him like a moth
Author: [info]chiralove
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Snape, Percy/Luna
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: pyrophilia
Other Warnings: character death
Word Count: ~1.5k
Summary/Description: Snape makes an offer that isn't an offer, a request that is more like a command, and Percy follows him... (or, five times Percy had sex)
Author's Notes: Huge, huge, huge thanks to [info]bewarethesmirk and [info]la_dissonance for last-minute betas and to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]entrenous88 for the cheerleading!

Drawn after him like a moth )
3rd April 2010 10:13 - FIC: Strokes [Percy/Harry, NC17]
Title: Strokes
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: paddling
Other Warnings: bondage, blindfolding, delayed orgasm, wandplay
Word Count: 1192
Summary/Description: Percy loves how Harry looks, bound and waiting, ready for the paddle.
Author's Notes: I was originally going to try for incest too, but Percy insisted that Harry should be his partner. What could I do?

Strokes )
11th March 2010 08:25 - ART: A New Wheeze (Luna/Percy, NC-17)
Title: A New Wheeze
Artist: [info]zephre
Based On/Inspired By: Inventive by [info]florahart
Media: photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Percy (+bonus toy)
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: object insertion/toys
Artist's Notes: fun, crazy, and features Luna! Love it.



'I thought you might like to feel it inside you.' )
14th February 2010 00:00 - FIC: Speaking in Code, NC-17, Kingsley/Draco
Title: Speaking in Code
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Kingsley/Draco, secondary Kingsley/Percy, implied Draco/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Handkerchief codes, jewelry, sexual harassment
Other Warnings: Blow-jobs, bondage, coercion, dominance, dub-con, orgasm denial, piercing, rough sex plus D/s in the secondary pairing of Kingsley/Percy
Word Count: ~2300
Summary/Description: Kingsley has ways of getting what he wants, for both business and pleasure.
Author's Notes: Thank you as always to [info]gryffindorj and [info]jadzialove. ♥ I modified the handkerchiefs into bracelets. More about the code can be read here.

Speaking in Code )
4th February 2010 08:54 - FIC: Ministry Bottoms (Lucius/Percy, R)
Author: [info]allaboutkink
Title: Ministry Bottoms
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: dub-con
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: When Cornelius Fudge tells Percy to fully satisfy Mr Malfoy as to ”the nature of government in the Ministry”, Percy doesn't quite realise what this will entail.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who is brilliant. And apologies to the mods, since I first told them that I wasn't going to be able to post and then immediately managed to finish the damn fic.

Ministry Bottoms )
30th January 2010 02:14 - Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys (Weasley Siblings, NC-17)
Title: Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred & George (and Fred/George), Ron, Ginny with reference to Bill/OFCs, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penelope, Fred/Angelina, George/OFCs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Lavender/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, and Ginny/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation x 7
Other Warnings: twincest, circle jerks
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: The love of wanking is genetic. The preferred means of achieving it isn't.
Author's Notes: It took nine months to get this written as it was supposed to be for May since that's National Masturbation Month. Hopefully, it was worth the wait. The scenes are vaguely canon-ish and set some nebulous time during each respective character's sixteenth year. There is no Weasleycest here other than Fred/George, and the mention of Bill and Charlie previously tossing off together.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy who forced me to keep it short n sweet, and gave me pushes when I needed 'em, [info]coffee_n_cocoa for the support and on the go betaing, and [info]luvscharlie for looking over the final version.

Seven Wanks For Seven Weasleys )
31st December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Christmas for Sale (Percy/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]snapelike

Title: Christmas for Sale
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Severus Snape
Rating: mild NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, prostitution
Other Warnings: Nope
Word Count: ~3900
Summary/Description: When Severus gets his Christmas gift from Lucius it is really a big surprise.
Author's Notes: My recipient asked for "any Weasley/s + anyone else you care to add" and for sex for sale. I think I managed to ruin the prompt entirely: "whatever you can think of based on any element of my favorite Xmas story: Dinah, the Christmas Whore". Sorry for that. I blame the bunnies. ;0)

Christmas for Sale )
14th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Who's on First? (Harry/Percy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: [info]didodikali

Title:Who's on First?
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm
Other Warnings: none

Who's on First? [NWS Art!] )
13th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pinstripe Pet (Percy/Rufus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]madeyemax
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Pinstripe Pet
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting
Word Count: about 2275
Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home?
Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round!

Pinstripe Pet )
4th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Galleon and a Good Time (Percy/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title:A Galleon and a Good Time
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication
Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan?
Word Count: 2398
Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case!

Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. )
12th November 2009 23:55 - Fic: Alive (Percy/Barty Jr. - R)
Title: Alive
Author: [info]madeyemax
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Barty Crouch Jr.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death
Other Warnings: Masturbation.
Word Count: 2,516
Summary/Description: In a world where Voldemort rules, Percy's life has become a dreary monotony. So, when he receives an invitation from an old lover, he doesn't hesitate to accept.
Author's Notes: This is kind of a sequel to Extraordinary Lengths, which I wrote for [info]percy_ficathon '09. Major thanks to pumpkinqueen144 for betaing!

Alive )
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