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1st October 2009 02:34 - [fic] Ladies in Waiting, Malkin/Grubbly-Plank
Title: Ladies in Waiting
Author: [info]la_dissonance
Characters: Madam Malkin/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Almost-but-not-quite infidelity, improper use of a wedding dress, table!sex... yeah, I'm grasping at straws here. :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Hyphephilia: arousal by touching fabrics or garments
Word Count: ~4400
Summary: I'm acutely aware of how this garment will cover her body, how every square inch that I've touched will touch her, in turn. It makes me wet.
Author's notes: According to HP Lexicon, Madam Malkin has no canon first name, which would generally scare me off from writing from her POV, but there was no way she wasn't being the one to get this kink (professional robemaker + fabric kink = destiny, y/y?). So for convenience's sake I went ahead and named her Melvina. And then I went and wrote the fic in first person because seeing the made-up name all over the place weirded me out. LOL. ...there was a point to this note, at some point. Many thanks to [info]woldy for the beta!

Ladies in Waiting )
20th July 2009 09:20 - Fic: To Tender a Gentle Touch, Harry/Pomfrey (unrequited), R
Title: To Tender a Gentle Touch
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Harry Potter/Madam Pomfrey (unrequited)
Rating: R
Warnings: wank-fic, cross-gen
Themes/kinks chosen: Medical Scenes—playing doctor or medical kink
Word Count: 1030-ish
Summary: Harry is obsessed with the way Madam Pomfrey treats him; finding a way to be treated again is never an issue at Hogwarts.
Author's notes: This is ridiculously short, for which I must apologize. I'm really hoping the image in my head translated into fic without being terribly garbled in the process. :P Thanks to [info]unbroken_halo for all her help with this fic. Also, St Mungo's Healers wear lime green, but Madam Pomfrey is far more stylish than them. *cough* She likes her robes crisp and white, tyvm.

To Tender a Gentle Touch )
19th March 2009 23:45 - FIC: Rainbow (Bill/Tonks, Bill/Charlie, NC-17)
Title: "Rainbow"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Bill/Tonks UST, Bill/Charlie, OFC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST, Weasleycest
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fighting and erotic art (sort of?)
Word Count: 3300
Summary: And, as the muttered cursing indicated, this really wasn't the beginnings of rough sex and probably needed to be stopped as female entrails were probably not good for the stonework. Bill and his cock sagged in disappointment.
Author's notes: This is a birthday fic for [info]clandestinelli who asked for some Bill/Tonks... And the story went its own damn way because OMG. They wouldn't stop talking. *headdesk* Aaaanyway, Happy Birthday, Darling!

Rainbow )

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18th December 2008 14:16 - Kinky Kristmas for Ceria (Fic) "Special Report" (Multi-pairing, R)
Title: Special Report
Author: [info]florahart
Words: 1600
Characters: Oh so many implied (Weasleys, Shacklebolt, Prewett, Rookwood, Moody, Potter, Longbottom, Crouch...)
Rating: R
Warnings: Possible implications of things like infidelity and incest
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink: Glory hole, Holiday location: Dept of MLE Christmas Party
Author's notes: [info]ceria asked for the departmental party and any combination of B. Weasley, C. Weasley, G. Prewett, Rookwood, Crouch Jr, Macnair, Shacklebolt, Longbottom, with a glory hole. I hope this will suffice. Oh, and since there is deliberate formatting within the story that involves font color, if the layout on which you are reading is reddish, you may want to add a format=light at the end of the URL.

Special Report )
5th July 2008 00:18 - Fic: Visitation (Gilderoy Lockhart, NC-17)
Title: Visitation
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart/OC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het? That's about it. Oh, and there may be some, um, crackiness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Courtship. Oh, and I may have slipped another one in there. See if you can spot it.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Gilderoy could always find her.
Author's notes: Ok, so the blame for this goes squarely on the shoulders of [info]eeyore9990, who somehow switched my muse for hers. That's my theory, anyway.
Thanks to [info]sevfan, who never complains no matter what I send her to read. :)
And, as always, nothing you recognize is mine.

Visitation )
30th November 2007 00:33 - Fic: Charlie Weasley: International Man of Mystery (Charlie/Everybody, R/NC-17)
Title: Charlie Weasley: International Man of Mystery
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Fleur Delacour, Charlie/Most of the Wizarding World
Rating: Hard R bordering on NC-17
Warnings: Ummmm…nearly everything. Including necrophilia and character death (check out those tags -- I hope I didn't miss anything important)
Themes/kinks chosen: Faux Spoilers: Charlie Weasley recruits a lot of foreign wizards to help fight in the final battle by whatever means necessary. Fleur is a Death Eater and in league with Voldemort.
Word Count: 2500 words
Summary: At Dumbledore's behest, Charlie Weasley recruits a lot of foreign wizards to help fight in the final battle by whatever means necessary.
Author's notes: Due to holiday exchange commitments, I hadn't expected to do be able to pull this one off. Somehow, they drove me right round the Maypole and thus this story saw the light of day. Much thanks to [info]twilightsorcery (who gave me the inspiration for La Chatte Chauve), [info]kabal42 (who gave me the idea of an arch-nemesis) and [info]eeyore9990,[info]r_grayjoy and [info]katesque for beta-ing, cheerleading and generally being fantabulous. And as karma would have it Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me just started on TV the moment I finished this. Yeah, baby! Yeah!

Love him only if you dare, Danger is his nom de guerre )
30th April 2006 12:55 - The Killing Moon (Bill/OFC, NC-17)
Title: The Killing Moon
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Bill/Original Female Character, and a House Elf with mention of Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not too rough, just massive angst!
Kinks chosen: Caning, Masochism, mention of n-c
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Bill goes seeking penance for things he’s done while under the influence of Greyback’s Curse
Author's notes: Sorry for the delay. This was last month’s challenge which got eaten by my old laptop dying. Luckily it was retrieved and I was able to finish it. I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn. *grins* Thanks to [info]elfflame, [info]kabal42 and [info]katesque for the hand holding and betaing.

Finally, he arrived at a dimly lit side alley and turned in, stopping at a black door with a silver knocker in the shape of a Gorgon’s head, light shimmering in a violet pool on the doorstep. He knocked once, twice, three times, and the door swung open, a harsh voice bidding him enter )
30th June 2007 12:18 - The Gift (Sybill Trelawney/Remus Lupin, Sybill/OFC, Sybill/OMC NC-17)
Title: The Gift
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Sybill Trelawney, Remus Lupin, OFC, OMC
Rating: Hard R to NC-17
Warnings: copious amounts of wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: psychic orgasms, masturbation, voyeurism
Word Count: 2900
Summary: Sybill Trelawney has a special Gift, one that has given her awesome and terrible powers.
Author's notes: Erm, it seemed like a good idea at the time? Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy, [info]eeyore9990 and assorted slash chat girls for handholding and encouragement, and especially to [info]elfflame for her amazing last minute beta skills.

It had first manifested while she was lying in her bed, thinking about her Ravenclaw dorm mate, Averill Morrison, in ways that perhaps she shouldn't.  )
26th August 2007 14:28 - Fic: In Service
Originally posted at LJ on July 27, 2007

Author: [info]scribbulus_ink
Warnings: oral sex, house-elf in a sexual situation
Rating: hard R/light NC17
Word Count: ~1100
Compliant to: GoF - this is a retro fic, and there are no spoilers unless you haven't read GoF

The rest of the information for this story may contain DH spoilers (but does not). Click the cut for full header and fic. )
20th July 2007 14:40 - Love in the Lake, NC-17
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Title: Love in the Lake (Or, Fishly Frottage and Ghostly Wanking)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings:Albus Dumbledore/Merchieftaness Murcus, Moaning Myrtle/Cedric Diggory, Mermaid Portrait
Summary: Ever wonder how Albus learned Mermish or just how Cedric knew to open his egg under water? Clicky and all your questions will be answered. With Porn. YAY!
Kinks: Interspecies Sex, Safe sex (wizarding interpretation—see if you can spot it), Serenading (sort of)
Word Count: 2196
Disclaimer: Not only aren't they mine, I haven't read the final book yet, and have no idea if I've suddenly channelled JKR. So, if there is Albus/Murcus or Cedric/Myrtle in the final book… DUDE! I did NOT know, and I am a frickin' genius!

The Fic Which Shall Probably Not Get Read As Everyone Shall Be Reading Deathly Hallows and/or Attending Sectus and/or Shall Look at the Pairing List and Go EWWW! )
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