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13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book (Hermione/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]pauraque

Title: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book
Pairing: Hermione/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Erotographomania, book kink
Other Content: Cross-gen (no underage, Hermione is an adult), not epilogue compliant
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: Hermione has come back to Hogwarts to teach history. She finds herself looking to the future, too.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by Wallace Stevens. Thank you to my beta, the prompter, and the mods!

Nine Ways of Looking at a Book )
18th April 2016 12:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Sesquipedalia (Hermione/Minerva)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: A Masterful Member

Title: Sesquipedalia
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley, OCs
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: sapiosexuality
Other Warnings/Content: cross-gen and um, sushi?
Word Count: ~7000
Summary/Description: The story of Hermione Granger's relationship with Minerva McGonagall is polysyllabic.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I fear that this fic doesn't have nearly as much dirty talk as I'd initially planned, but Minerva is funny that way. Hope it's okay anyway. Many thanks to both of my excellent betas and to the marvelous mods for their endless patience with me. Happy Banging Birthday, Daily Deviant!

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Sesquipedalia )
7th April 2016 15:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Adversaries and Anniversaries (Severus/Minerva)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: A Mystifying Member

Title: Adversaries and Anniversaries
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Slow sex
Other Warnings/Content: Rough sex; Hate sex; Drunk sex; Established relationship.
Word Count: ~2200
Summary/Description: Minerva loses a bet. In time, she may concede that she won, after all.
Author's Notes: Happy Banging Birthday to my mystery recipient, and to all the denizens of Daily Deviant! Ten years is an amazing achievement, and I feel honoured and proud to have been around for several of those. Here's to the next ten! *Lifts glass*


Adversaries and Anniversaries )
31st January 2015 21:39 - Fic: My Heart's In The Highlands (Minerva/Abraxas NC17)
Title: My Heart's In The Highlands (Or how Abraxas Malfoy went a'hunting the haggis in the Highlands and what he caught there)
Author: [info]inamac
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Abraxas Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new, salirophilia: deriving sexual pleasure from dirtying or dishevelling one's partner: covering in mud, messing hair, the "ruining" of a very attractive partner
Other Warnings: handjob, outdoor sex
Word Count: 1000
Summary/Description: Minerva makes a surprising discovery out on the moors.
Author's Notes: This started off as a long and detailed account of a Scottish country house party C1936 and a dissertation on one of the Magical Creatures missing from Scamander But it was taking too long to get to the sex so I started in the middle. Minerva is in her 20s and Abraxas is at least 46. I was inspired by the date to write a Burns Night story.


My Heart’s In The Highlands )
24th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bespoke (Minerva/Wilhelmina)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: Bespoke
Pairings: Minerva/Wilhelmina, pre-slash Ginny/Millicent
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Included: fingering, cross-dressing
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~5900
Summary: Millicent Bulstrode gets some new clothes, and Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank gets some.
Author's Notes: Dear [info]writcraft, I hope this story "suits" you! Many thanks to my super-fast beta, B, and to the lovely mods for their infinite patience.

Happy Kinky Holidays to you all!

~=~=~

Bespoke )
20th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Amends (Severus/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: A Whimsical Watcher

Title: Amends
Characters/Pairings: Minerva / Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: light BDSM
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary/Description: Usually, it was Severus who sought out Minerva to seek atonement at her hands. Tonight, it was Minerva asking to make amends.
Author's Notes: Thank you, Mrie, for givign this a hard look over. Any mistakes are mine ouwn. Dear mystery recipient, I hope this is a good gift in your stocking.
Enjoy!

Amends )
6th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Caught in the Act (Minerva/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher - [info]_hannelore

Title: Caught In The Act
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Narcissa Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Arousal from lying or being lied to.
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: 5281
Summary/Description: Narcissa thinks she can manipulate the stalwart Minerva McGonagall in order to make the Dark Lord continue to believe in Narcissa's loyalty. The lies are easy at first, but in cramped quarters there are secrets that will come out one way or another.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! I loved your prompt and I hope you enjoy
this fic! I had a lot of fun with it. Many grateful thanks to my wonderful beta, a.

Caught In The Act )
29th April 2014 22:16 - FIC: Once A Good Morning, Minerva/Severus, NC-17
Title: Once A Good Morning
Author: [info]mindabbles
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Daily Deviant’s Birthday!
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1100
Summary/Description: Severus and Minerva still have few words to say to each other and maybe that's just fine.
Author's Notes: This is a part sequel/part prequel to [info]kelly_chambliss’s lovely story That One Goodnight. Kelly, I hope you enjoy it. I certainly enjoyed revisiting yours. I tried not to mess with the lovely feel of it too much—so I stopped when I did. You don’t strictly have to read Kelly’s to get this, but I would if I were you.

She's gone before he wakes )
31st March 2014 18:18 - Fic: Where Do You Get Your Ideas From? (R,)
Title: Where Do You Get Your Ideas From?
Author: [info]inamac
Prompt: [info]kelly_chambliss asked me to show what happens when Severus finds out the uses to which Minerva puts some of her art collection in my March 2010 story A Birthday Present.
Characters/Pairings: Lily Evans, Alice Ogden (Longbottom-to-be), Minerva McGonagall, Frank Longbottom/James Potter
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: suggestive artwork, bad fanfic
Word Count: 600
Summary/Description: Relaxation in the Order of the Phoenix, Circa 1970s.
Author's Notes: I'm afraid that I've been too engrossed in The Archers radio drama this month to give the prompt the attention that it deserves, but I did end up with this surprising sidelight on life in the Order of the Phoenix, and how Severus found out the source of some of Minerva's art collection. (Not quite what Kelly asked for, but I hope I'll be forgiven.)

For the purposes of this story I've used a minor canon reference to 1920s Auror Bob Ogden to give Alice a family name and history which JKR denied her.

Happy Eighth Birthday, Daily Deviant!

Where Do You Get Your Ideas From? )
23rd March 2014 22:58 - ART: Miss Kitty Lets Her Hair Down [Minerva/Bill - NC-17]
Title: Miss Kitty Lets Her Hair Down
Artist: [info]thilia
Media: Tablet, MyPaint, PS CS5
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: DD's birthday!
Other Warnings: Femdom, leather, corsets, ...um... hand jobs?
Artist's Notes: Sooo, I was looking at people's suggestions in the post and saw that [info]kelly_chambliss wanted a second scene for Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty, my first Kinky Kristmas drawing for [info]pre_raphaelite1, sooo I thought I'd give it a try! I even tried to make the style somewhat similar, even though it's obviously changed a little over the years... so. Yeah. Minerva looks too young and a little like Hermione omg but. Ignore that. 0:)
Art Preview:



Miss Kitty Lets Her Hair Down )
16th February 2014 23:29 - FIC: Remind Me of Home, Minerva/Rosmerta, NC-17
Title: Remind Me of Home
Author: mindabbles
Characters/Pairings:Minerva/Rosmerta
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bottoms: the receptive or passive partners in sex
Other Warnings:dildos
Word Count: about 3K
Summary/Description: No one wants to be in charge all the time.
Author's Notes:This became a little more sentimental than kinky. Perhaps that's reasonable for Valentine's Day weekend.

Minerva measured her growth by the door between the cottage and the pub )
15th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Win Some, Lose Some (Snape/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]islandsmoke

Title: Win Some, Lose Some
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17 for innuendo
Kinks/Themes Included: Banter, UST, Verbal sparring as a metaphore for foreplay.
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~2440
Summary/Description: Severus never loses a bet, unless he does.
Author's Notes: I went with fanon Snape here, more than canon, and with one who possess the voice. I hope this satisfies!

Thanks to my trusty beta, H, who always comes through for me at the last possible moment, and to the mods for giving me a few moments more.

Win Some, Lose Some )
14th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Watcher (Peter, multiple pairings)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]islandsmoke
From: [info]alisanne

Title: The Watcher
Characters/Pairings: Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black/Lily Evans, Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Charlie Weasley/OCs, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall/Irma Pince, others implied.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Exhibitionism, voyeurism, threesome.
Other Warnings/Content: Nothing not already covered by the pairings and the kinks/themes.
Word Count: +/- 5200
Summary/Description: Peter likes to watch people in secret. He sees some pretty unexpected things.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I hope this fulfills your Kinky Kristmas wish! *g*

The Watcher )
9th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Letting Her Hair Down (Minerva/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]centaury_squill

Title: Letting Her Hair Down
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Severus, (side pairing Fleur/Roger)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Voyeurism, exhibitionism
Word Count: ~ 1930
Summary/Description: Minerva and Severus take a short break from their responsibilities.
Author's Notes: A little addition to chapter 23 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Letting Her Hair Down )
6th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer (Minerva/Rosmerta)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]dexstarr

Title: Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rosmerta
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Hypnosis
Other Warnings/Content: Femslash, dominance, submission, second-person POV.
Word Count: 2,100
Summary/Description: Imperius was a horrifying loss of power, but when Rosmerta hears of Muggle hypnosis, she's very intrigued.
Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy!

Minerva McGongall: Hypnotic Healer )
1st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff (Pomona/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From:[info]pauraque

Title: Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff
Pairing: Pomona/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light dom/sub dynamic, tickling, laughter suppression, hypersensitivity, teasing and embarrassment kink
Other Content: School-age relationship (both are in seventh year)
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: Pomona loves Minerva with an unreasonable and embarrassing passion, but the silly Head Girl does have a way of driving her mad. Especially when she takes points off Hufflepuff.
Author's Notes: For this fic I've ignored Pottermore and put Minerva and Pomona in the same year. Thanks to D. for beta-reading, and I hope you enjoy!

It was such a *little* giggle, quickly stifled. Even the rabbit-eared old librarian Mr Merryweather didn't hear it. But Minerva, blast her, did. )
19th November 2013 01:33 - Fic: Blue Suede Shoes (Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank)
Title: Blue Suede Shoes
Author: [info]writcraft
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Drag Kings
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~1,700
Summary/Description: Minerva and Wilhelmina reminisce.
Author's Notes: Not a very smutty one at all this month so I did a little banner to make up for it. I hope you enjoy my take on the prompt. Thanks as always to A for the beta and to Elvis for the title and inspiration!

Daily Deviant


Blue Suede Shoes )
27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
28th February 2013 21:17 - Fic: "Nothing You Don't Want" (McGonagall/Hooch)
Title: Nothing You Don't Want
Author:[info] [info]miss_morland
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch (with background established McGonagall/Pomfrey)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Infidelity
Other Warnings: Angst, anger, jealousy
Word Count: ~ 1400
Summary/Description: Poppy's name, the pain of her own betrayal, should have sobered her. It did not.
Author's Notes: My first time posting as a "wild card"; hope I'm doing things right here. Thank you so much to Nnozomi for the speedy beta!

 

19th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: An Outing (Minerva/Poppy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]wallflowergirl

Title: An Outing
Characters/Pairings:Minerva/Poppy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: toys, sex shops
Other Warnings/Content:
Artist's Notes:I had a lot of fun doing this and learned to use a new program while I was doing it. There should be more art and fic about old people enjoying their sex life.
Art Preview:


An Outing [NWS Art!] )
17th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: One All (McGonagall/Scrimgeour)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: One All
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Banter, long hair
Other Warnings/Content: Partially-clothed sex
Word Count: About 8200
Summary/Description: In a relationship based around scoring points, what can ultimately be won?

Author's Notes: Dear recipient, this fic grew from your prompt, ‘what could entice Minerva to have sex in the staff room?' It started as just the final scene shown here, but then grew (more than I expected, to be honest!) as their story just demanded to be told... As the tale contains scenes from different points in Minerva's life, she does appear in places as a young woman. I hope that you won’t mind that - as a necessary part of the plot - and that you like the fic overall. :-)

One All )
14th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Brooding on a Broom (Hooch/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pale_moonlite
From: A Wonderous Watcher: [info]themissinglink

Title: Brooding on a Broom
Characters/Pairings: Rolanda Hooch/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Licking, biting, oral.
Other Warnings/Content: Talks of war and death. Angst. Femslash.
Word Count: 6,100
Summary/Description: Rolanda Hooch attempts to revive her dwindling relationship with a grieving Minerva McGonagall.
Author’s Notes: I quite enjoyed this. I’ve wanted to do something for this pairing for a while now, so I have to thank spin_84 for dragging me into this, as well as being my beta along with EmPoweredBeing (from FFn).

Brooding on a Broom )
15th September 2012 20:13 - Fic: Nobody's Business
Title: Nobody's Business
Author: [info]miss_morland
Characters/Pairings: Rolanda Hooch/Poppy Pomfrey (with unrequited Hooch/McGonagall and Pomfrey/McGonagall)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Back to school
Other Warnings: Hopeless pining
Word Count: 1414
Summary/Description: If you can't have the one you love, love the one you're with.
Author's Notes: I interpreted the theme as "back to Hogwarts" rather than as school-related per se. Hope nobody minds. Thanks so much to [info]woldy and [info]magnetic_pole for being great betas!

Nobody's Business )
24th March 2012 12:44 - Fic: Penance, Minerva/Severus, NC-17
Title: Penance
Author: [info]centaury_squill
Required Character and Prompt: Minerva, chocolate/candy/sweets
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: D/s, whipping
Word Count: approx 1080
Summary/Description: Dumbledore prides himself on his concern for his professors' welfare.
Author's Notes: Although I went for the character/prompt option rather than basing my fic on a piece of art, I did take some inspiration from the talented [info]akatnamedeaster's Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] (although my Minerva is fully clothed throughout).

Happy sixth birthday, [info]daily_deviant!

Penance )
29th February 2012 07:12 - Fic: Through Nights of Storm and Darkness
Title: Through Nights of Storm and Darkness
Author: [info]pale_moonlight
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Pomona Sprout, Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms.
Other Warnings: Mention of canon character deaths.
Word Count: ~ 4,100
Summary: Thunder and lightning has the power to reduce Minerva McGonagall to a state of absolute want. The reasons for this may lie in the past.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta and brit-pick, [info]lyras, who did an incredible job at very short notice. Thanks to her, this story is so much better. All remaining mistakes are my own.

Through Nights of Storm and Darkness )
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