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19th August 2016 13:49 - Fic: 'A Horned Slug, Passant', Horace Slughorn/Luna Lovegood, R
Title: A Horned Slug, Passant
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Prompt: The ABCs of sex: L; and AUgust: 'Voldemort wins'
Pairings: Horace Slughorn/Luna Lovegood
Themes: For you to guess :-)
Content: I'm not sure whether this should be an apology or an assurance(!) but it's not actually very porny - more of the AU scenario that insisted on being taken for a walk. It does just qualify for the R rating, though. I hope you give it a try, despite/because of the unorthodox pairing!
Rating: R
Words: About 4500
Summary: In a dystopian future where Voldemort has triumphed, Horace receives a disturbing letter from the Department for the Preservation and Furthering of Magical Blood.


A Horned Slug, Passant )
31st October 2013 20:22 - Fic: 'Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve', Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn; ensemble effort by the early 20th c. Hogwarts staff.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Tunnel of Love
Other Warnings: Anyone who is terrified of rollercoasters should probably look away now.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: ’That evening, something seemed to be in the air at the staff table...’

Author's Notes: A fun little fic for Hallowe’en, set in Albus’ and Horace’s early days as Hogwarts Professors.

It was not often that the Hogwarts professors were naughty. Of that, Horace was reasonably sure; the months he had spent so far in the Potions position had seemed to consist mainly of earnest discussions, recalcitrant pupils and marking.  )
24th August 2013 23:56 - Fic: Horace Has Another Success - Slughorn/(student)Snape, NC17
Title: Horace Has Another Success
Author: islandsmoke
Characters/Pairings: Slughorn/(student)Snape
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: anal insertions
Other Warnings: abuse of position, student (of age)/teacher, paddling, forced feminization, fingering, wanking
Word Count: ~4000
Summary/Description: Did you ever wonder how Snape learned enough self-control to become an effective spy?
Author's Notes: This was started for [info]writcraft’s Severus Snape Kink Meme, but wasn’t completed in time. It was inspired by this awesome drawing by [info]akatnamedeaster, and originally started for the prompt "forced feminization".

Thanks to the Mods for their indulgence in moving my posting date.

Horace Has Another Success )
27th February 2013 14:38 - Fic: 'In the Style of a Lover', Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn, NC-17
Title: In the Style of a Lover
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: Horace Slughorn/anyone (but another catch -- they must be engaging in sexual activity for some non-romantic reason, e.g. manipulation, deals involving sex, information gathering...)
Other Warnings: Tom is 16, orgasm denial
Word Count: ~3150
Summary/Description: Tom Riddle has heard of Horcruxes, but now he needs more information. He suspects his gullible Housemaster will once again be the man to provide it. These are extracts from the diary found in the Chamber of Secrets.

Author's Notes: Of course, I couldn't resist using dear Horace in the February anti-Valentine's theme - but here's a twist on the prompt: he appears in this fic not as the manipulator, but as the manipulated party. (Also, sorry it's slightly late!).


The position as it stands: I confirmed my suspicions and Horcruxes are definitely the way forward. Many of them; dozens, even. )
12th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Exceeds Expectations (Albus/Horace)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]amand_r

Title: Exceeds Expectations
Characters/Pairings: Albus/Horace
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: enemas,
Other Warnings/Content: enemas, drunk!fic
Word Count: 3,830
Summary/Description: The holiday hadn't begun at all well, what with the Apparating mix-up, and the incorrect destination, and the large creature that Horace later learnt was called a moose.
Author's Notes: Nothing in this fic is in any way representative of actual Canada. Fr srs. Also, Horace's views and mine are not the same.

Exceeds Expectations )
30th November 2012 00:35 - Fic: "Teachable Moment" (Horace Slughorn/Anthony Goldstein)
Title: Teachable Moment
Author: [info]songquake
Characters/Pairings: Horace Slughorn/Anthony Goldstein (odd unrequited Horace/Tom Riddle Jr)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Anisonogamism: attraction to persons much younger or older than oneself (disparity >64 years, given that Sluggie is estimated to be over 80 in HBP); spitting/swallowing.
Other Warnings: almost-snowballing
Word Count: 4072
Summary/Description: Horace has a soft spot for Ravenclaws.
Author's Notes: I don't think I've ever felt icky from writing porn before. Which just goes to show that even the most unrepentant kink-writers can discover kinks they find morally reprehensible. Oh, Sluggie. *shakes head*
Thanks so much to [info]leela_cat for letting me post on her day, and the mods for approving the change!

Teachable Moment )
23rd April 2011 00:21 - Fic: 'A Bit o' Posh', Aberforth/Horace, NC17
Title: A Bit o' Posh
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Aberforth Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 'Rough-and-tumble, working-class guy/girl convinces stuck-up, snobby rich guy/girl to get a little dirty' and also "We must get you out of these wet clothes..."
Word Count: About 2700
Summary/Description: The winter of 1940 was a particularly harsh one. When a young Horace Slughorn is lost in a blizzard, the Hog's Head is the only place he can turn...

Not entirely unattractive, too. He tried to silence the treacherous part of his brain yet again. Really, it wouldn't do; the very thought of relations with such a common specimen was entirely below the salt. How could he even...? Yes, terrible it was; quite terrible. Entirely beyond belief.

- Yet perhaps that was what made it so very compelling.


Author's Notes: I had great fun with these clichés! I hope you like the result :-)


A Bit o' Posh )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
20th March 2010 23:58 - Fic: Persuasion, Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Persuasion
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Based On/Inspired By: At Long Last by [info]tripperfunster
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: Hard R (art is NC-17)
Content/Warnings: fellatio
Word Count: ~1k
Summary/Description: We all know Dumbledore tried to convince Slughorn to come back to Hogwarts at least ONCE before he dragged Harry along...
Author's Notes: I have always been a HUGE fan of [info]tripperfunster and while this fic in no way truly captures the essence of her art, I had to pay it (and her!) tribute.

Persuasion )
19th January 2010 23:05 - FIC: "Practically Pristine" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "Practically Pristine"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Other Warnings: Uh... You need more?
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Practically Pristine )
10th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: At Long Last (Dumbledore/Slughorn)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]tripperfunster

Title: At Long Last
Characters/Pairings: Dumbledore/Slughorn
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Old couple in love.
Other Warnings: OLD couple in love.
Artist's Notes: So fun to draw!!

At Long Last [NWS Art!] )
7th October 2009 15:50 - Sushi
Title: Sushi.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Slughorn, Hooch, the Giant Squid.
Rating: Porn fail, but the subtext's nice.
Warnings: Squid.
Themes/kinks chosen: edible aphrodisiacs

Sushi. )
26th February 2009 23:54 - Fic: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Title: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: *deep breath* Albus/Rufus, Horace/Gilderoy, Rufus/Percy. Mentions of Albus/Arthur, Albus/Percy and Gilderoy/Draco
Rating NC-17
Warnings: Chan (but all characters depicted are over 16), somewhat non-linear...
Themes/kinks chosen: Catamite (also contains masturbation and voyeurism)
Word Count: About 3750
Summary: A fine Professorial tradition, traced over several decades.

Author's notes: This is my first fic for [info]daily_deviant; I hope it pleases!
This started out merely as something suitably naughty, but I was pleased when it seemed to develop a story of sorts. Please don't let the rare-pairs put you off! ;-)

Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde )
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