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25th September 2017 08:46 - Fic: Pudding First (Lavender/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Pudding First
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cunnilingus, fingering
Themes/kinks chosen: analingus: rimming, yay!, podophilia: foot fettish!, alternate pairing: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger
Word Count: ~1250
Summary: She’d never considered herself a sensual person, but since getting together with Lavender, she’d learned all sorts of things about herself.
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta readers, [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Pudding First )
21st September 2017 20:27 - Fic: The Empress's Gown
Title: The Empress’s Gown
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Lavender/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Delayed Orgasm, Alternate Pairing
Other Warnings/Content: semi-public nudity, semi-public fondling, sex toys (worn in public), strap-on, anal play, nipple play, double penetration, light dom/sub, light biting
Word Count: ~3k
Summary/Description: The magic snaps back into place, and no one seems to notice that Hermione stands there on the side of the street, absolutely starkers aside from her slippers, nipple clamps, and a pair of toys shoved inside her nether parts.
Author's Notes: So, I had to write Hermione & Lavender, because I love them as a pairing SO MUCH. And I wasn’t sure what to write based on the themes (then somehow it ended up with the orgasm delay all on its own), so I went back into my bunny folder and found this bit that I once started writing for a theme of public nudity. And it just worked out so well for this month, so YAY.

The Empress's Gown )
22nd December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Waste No Time (Harry/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:   [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]nightfalltwen

Title: Waste No Time
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Smattering of Chivalry, pinch of possessiveness,
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: 2094
Summary/Description: Harry plans to be the best Secret Santa ever, until he is entirely not.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas secret kinky wish asker!   I hope this is sexy, romantic and fun enough for you.   Thank you to L for looking it over.

Waste No Time )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Meeting on the Turret Stairs (Flitwick/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]_hannelore

Title:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs
Pairing: Filius Flitwick/Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Stolen moments, student/teacher (Hermione is in her 6th and 7th year)
Other Content: UST, masturbation, scenes of post-war Hogwarts
Word Count: ~2200
Summary: Taken directly from the prompt, which fits perfectly: "How did a decent man find himself here? And what can a decent man do next, that won't break his heart?"
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my terrific and betas (and mods!) as well as the prompter who inspired this fic! Title taken from the painting The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, which also inspired much of the story. From the link: ""..the face of the knight is the face of a man to whom the kiss is a sacrament."

The Meeting on the Turret Stairs )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book (Hermione/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]pauraque

Title: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book
Pairing: Hermione/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Erotographomania, book kink
Other Content: Cross-gen (no underage, Hermione is an adult), not epilogue compliant
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: Hermione has come back to Hogwarts to teach history. She finds herself looking to the future, too.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by Wallace Stevens. Thank you to my beta, the prompter, and the mods!

Nine Ways of Looking at a Book )
8th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Private Study (Hermione/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]its_art

Title: Private Study
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Age-Play, Hands-On sexual Education
Other Warnings/Content: Student/Teacher Roleplay, Manual Stimulation, Slight Domination
Word Count: 1000
Summary/Description: Hermione needs a lesson in pleasuring herself. Tonks is more than willing to teach her.
Author's Notes: This story is an AU (Tonks survives DH)

Private Study )
19th July 2016 16:29 - Fic: Beach Blanket Blowjob (Draco/Hermione)
Title: Beach Blanket Blowjob
Author: Musyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Word Count: @1800
Monthly Theme: The ABCs of Sex
Letter Assigned: B
Kinks/Themes Included: Outdoor sex, blowjob
Summary/Description: Sun, sand, drinks, umbrellas, everything she'd wanted. But there was one thing the travel agent had apparently forgotten to mention.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for letting me claim a wildcard this month. And no thanks at all to my brain that wanted to make this far more comedy than smut. I fought it the whole way, but I think it won. XD (Also, I am really bad at being subtle. Any hidden theme or word is entirely accidental. >.> )

Beach Blanket Blowjob )
18th April 2016 12:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Sesquipedalia (Hermione/Minerva)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: A Masterful Member

Title: Sesquipedalia
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley, OCs
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: sapiosexuality
Other Warnings/Content: cross-gen and um, sushi?
Word Count: ~7000
Summary/Description: The story of Hermione Granger's relationship with Minerva McGonagall is polysyllabic.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I fear that this fic doesn't have nearly as much dirty talk as I'd initially planned, but Minerva is funny that way. Hope it's okay anyway. Many thanks to both of my excellent betas and to the marvelous mods for their endless patience with me. Happy Banging Birthday, Daily Deviant!

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Sesquipedalia )
10th April 2016 15:21 - Banging Birthday Fic: Talk It Out (Draco/Hermione/Blaise)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pauraque
From: A Memorable Member

Title: Talk It Out
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger || Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger/Blaise Zabini
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty talk, fantasy
Other Warnings/Content: Imaginary school-era, public, double penetration
Word Count: ~5000
Summary/Description: "Just me, all alone, sitting at the Gryffindor table, and the only other students in the room are Slytherins. Naughty, nasty, and damned attractive Slytherins." - Hermione tells Draco one of her -and his- favorite fantasies.

Talk It Out )
3rd April 2016 12:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Romance and Rituals (Draco/Hermione)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ldymusyc
From: A Majestic Member

Title: Romance and Rituals
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Blindfolds, outdoor sex
Other Warnings/Content: None/Happy sexy Romance
Word Count: +/- 2900
Summary/Description: For a thousand years, each Malfoy and his new bride have performed a ritual on the grounds of Malfoy manor to protect the land and the family. Now if Draco can just get Hermione to stop asking enthusiastic questions long enough to get to the part he's looking forward to - sex on the lawn.
Author's Notes: Thank you to S and M for their assistance. As always, nothing you recognize is mine.

Romance and Rituals )
21st February 2016 09:37 - Fic: lace and scars
Title: lace and scars
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Lavender/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: lacing
Other Warnings: scars, D/s, orgasm delay, anal plug, anal fingering, cunnlingus
Word Count: 2,246
Summary/Description: No one can wear lace like Lavender can.
Author's Notes: Oh my goodness, I went to search for pictures of corset lacing, and I was instantly enchanted (hello there, new kink I never thought of before). I couldn’t resist the opportunity to write this kink with my post-attack tough-as-nails Lavender. Sadly, fitting their final outfits into the story didn’t work out. In my mind, Lavender’s wearing a backless dress with a short skirt and long sleeves. Chic, semi-formal, and shows off every bit of lace and muscle. Hermione is in a Muggle suit with heels, her hair pulled back and tamed. At least until they manage to undress each other again.

lace and scars )
17th November 2015 08:46 - Fic: "pave me the way to you" (Pansy/Hermione; NC-17)
Title: pave me the way to you
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: vibrators
Other Warnings: masturbation
Word Count: ~1,125
Summary/Description: Hermione's away on business, but she leaves Pansy a gift.
Author's Notes: Title is from k.d. lang's "Save Me".


pave me the way to you )
21st September 2015 09:26 - not okay, but just fine
Title: not okay, but just fine
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Hermione/Ginny, background Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: small breasts, alternate pairing (any two Weasleys/any female)
Other Warnings: infidelity, pegging, double penetration, incest
Word Count: 3,811 words
Summary/Description: Ron loves his wife. He does. But sometimes he daydreams about the little things, like tits so tiny he can fit them in the palm of his hand or swallow them with just one bit. And Ginny? She’s got the perfect set of little tits.
Author's Notes: The alternate pairing said “go wild” and um, I have this definite head canon of Ginny built with these spare hips and breasts, and then I thought of Ron, and earth-mother Hermione, and I just… I had to do it. The title is totally from Ron’s rationalizing head. Thank you to M for reading; so many <3 for you, hon.

not okay, but just fine )
21st June 2015 08:57 - the taste of leather and musk
Title: the taste of leather and musk
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Lavender, background Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: boot/shoe fetish, cunnilingus
Other Warnings: dominant Lavender, submissive Hermione, orgasm denial
Word Count: 2,608 words
Summary/Description: It’s rare that Hermione chooses her own clothes now—even this set of robes was chosen by Lavender months ago, as soon as the event was planned. But occasionally she selects something on her own as a surprise for Lavender, and these shoes were purchased and hidden away, so she could tease Lavender until the time came to reveal her particular choice.
Author's Notes: I think I have found my favorite go-to femmeslash pairing. Besides, who can resist Lavender and shoes? (certainly not Hermione). Many thanks to Eidheann as always for keeping me on track.

the taste of leather and musk )
31st May 2015 15:02 - Fic: Mayday Custom and Practice (Harry/Draco NC17)
Title: Mayday Custom and Practice
Author: [info]inamac
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Hermione
Prompt: dancing: arousal from dancing
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: sodomy, misuse of traditional artifacts, very bad puns. No, really.
Word Count: 1000
Summary/Description: Hermione recruits Draco and Harry to help celebrate the May in traditional manner.
Author's Notes: I was very free with the prompt – I hope that the general Lusty Month of May theme covers this. There's background Luna/Hermione – does that count as an 'alternative pairing'?

Mayday Custom and Practice )
21st May 2015 13:59 - light a fire
Title: light a fire
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, Luna/Hermione/Draco (various background sightings as well)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dancing, fire play, melolagnia, outdoor sex, Hermione/Luna
Other Warnings: Beltane orgy?
Word Count: 1,616
Summary/Description: The music thrums within her bones, tempts her, toys with her, dances across her skin until she has no choice but to dance as well.
Author's Notes: Maybe I took the themes as a challenge this month, but it was FUN. Thanks as always to Eidheann, without whom I would be lost.

light a fire )
18th May 2015 18:13 - Art: A midsummer night
Title: A midsummer night
Artist: ahundredvisions
Media: watercolour, photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Dancing, fire play (somewhat), alternate pairing
Other Warnings: Masturbation
Artist's Notes: With all this good weather coming to my neck of the woods, couldn't resist an outdoors theme =)

Allons-y! )
1st May 2015 11:55 - Art: To Drive the Nargles away (Hermione/Luna, R)
Title: To Drive the Nargles away
Artist: [info]nearlyconscious
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: outdoor sex, alternate pairing
Other Warnings: nudity, fluffy fluffy fluff, lingerie, strongly suggested oral sex
Artist's Notes: I couldn't pass on a femslash alternate pairing, especially since I rarely draw them! I wanted this to be kinkier but it had a mind of its own. Fluffy sex in the grass it is. The title is a bad twist on a Loreena McKennitt song.
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1st April 2015 11:39 - Art: Blank mind, spinning head (Hermione/Millicent, R)
Title: Blank mind, spinning head
Artist: nearlyconscious
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Millicent
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: endytophilia (an erotic preference for clothed partners over naked ones)
Other Warnings: school uniforms, fingering, racebending (Hermione is portrayed as black), underage depending on your interpretation (I personally imagined them to be 18 and in 8th year)
Artist's Notes: Thanks to A. and Rhane for the encouragement and helpful insights! The title is inspired by "Funnel of Love" by Wanda Jackson. I had so much fun drawing this! I'm (finally) getting the hang of how to work colours with the new software I'm using. I love the clothed sex prompt -- so many possibilites, so hard to pick one!
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Blank mind, spinning head (R) )
2nd January 2015 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Traditions (Draco/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]glitter_pink

Title: Traditions
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage, Possessiveness
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: 1761
Summary/Description: Hermione is preparing to jump though hoops to marry Draco. He has second thoughts.
Author's Notes: Dearest prompter, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I tried to keep it light hearted and possessive! Your prompt was beautiful and I’m so pleased I was able to snag it! Much love! <3 Deepest thanks to J and R for their patience and help with and for the Lemony-Snicketesque life turns I had. You’re the best!

Traditions )
5th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Seven Year Itch (Harry/Ron + Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: A Wonderful Watcher - [info]shocolate

Title: The Seven Year Itch
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron plus Hermione
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: masturbation, threesomes, dirty talk, awkward dirty talk, fantasies.
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 2866
Summary/Description: They'd been through worse, all for him, so Harry could deny them nothing...
Author's Notes: I do hope this is Kinky enough for you lovely folk – you work so hard, you do deserve it. So does my lovely beta, E, who originally signed up for some fluffy domestic het.

The Seven Year Itch )
5th November 2014 09:04 - Fic: Motivational Speaking (Draco/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Motivational Speaking
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Homilophila: arousal when listening to or giving sermons or lectures.
Other Warnings: None that aren't covered by the kink and the pairing.
Word Count: ~1890
Summary/Description: The speaker was very good. Too bad Hermione despised him.
Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to my beta readers, [info]sevfan and [info]emynn. I've been meaning to write this pairing for a while now, and this month's kinks seemed to fit them perfectly. :)

Motivational Speaking )
18th October 2014 02:24 - Fic: Patented Daydream Charms (Draco/Hermione)
Title: Patented Daydream Charms
Author: Musyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: AU Element - Pirate ship
Word Count: 1970
Summary/Description: "You know, that really is extraordinary magic!" - Hermione likes pirates, even when they're not who she expected.
Author's Notes: It's canon, I swear! Thanks to the mods for letting me have a wildcard slot this month. Any opportunity to write my OTP and pirate fantasies. XD

Patented Daydream Charms )
4th August 2014 21:28 - Fic: The Announcement (Charlie/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: The Announcement
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con, choking/breathplay.
Themes/kinks chosen: coprolalia: dirty talk, harnesses: as used in bondage (mentioned in passing), salirophilia.
Word Count: 1800
Summary: Hermione's sure of her choice, so why is Charlie making things so difficult?
Author's notes: Dedicated to [info]tamlane, who inspired this story with a discussion in her journal.
Thanks to [info]emynn for checking this over for me.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Announcement )
23rd May 2014 07:22 - Fic: Trading Places (Draco/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Trading Places
Author: [info]unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Rape fantasy
Other Warnings: Consensual non-con, loss of control, magical bondage, implied line theft, mentions of past torture
Word Count: 1,567
Summary/Description: Some fantasies and desires transcend gender.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]sassycat and [info]witch_were for the betas. Please heed the warnings.
Trading Places )
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