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24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
7th March 2011 13:16 - Art: Following the Pattern
Title: Following the Pattern
Artist: [info]didodikali
Based On/Inspired By: Carefully Plaited by [info]purplefluffycat
Media: pencil.
Characters/Pairings: Firenze, Hagrid
Rating: Do horse bollocks require some kind of rating? This is not nearly ponyporny enough. Next time, I swear!
Notes: PS. PurpleFluffyCat, I <3 you!

Following the Pattern )
23rd January 2011 16:50 - Fic: Big Hands (Hagrid/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Big Hands
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Hagrid
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia, pyrophilia
Other Warnings: Masturbation, Teacher/Student relations
Word Count: 1300 words
Summary/Description: Hermione tells herself that it's research, but really she's looking for something. When she sees Hagrid naked by the lake she thinks that maybe she's found it.
Author's Notes: It's my sweetheart and erstwhile beta's birthday today, so I told him he could choose the theme and characters for this month's DD. Which is, I guess, my way of saying it's not my fault!!! Happy Birthday F, and thanks for doing the beta even though it was your present.

Big Hands )
9th June 2010 10:27 - Fic: All this Useless Beauty" (Olympe/Cedric) R
Title: All this Useless Beauty
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Olympe/Cedric unrequited, Olympe/Rubeus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternative Pairing
Other Warnings: dub-con, masturbation, objectifying of a corpse
Word Count: 3645
Summary/Description: Her mother had warned her this would happen. Had warned her that no one would ever love her, ever see her as anything but a hideous monster.
Author's Notes: This story takes off from where my last DD story ended, but it's not necessary to read that one. I just wanted to further investigate the character of Olympe Maxime. Again thanks so very much to my glorious beta, [info]redsnake05. All remaining mistakes are my own. Title borrowed from Elvis Costello.

All this Useless Beauty )
22nd February 2010 11:16 - ART: Hot Buns (Hagrid/Norbert) R
Title: Hot Buns
Artist:[info]tripperfunster
Media: fineliner pens
Characters/Pairings: Hagrid/Norbert
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: thalpotentiginy: arousal by feeling warmth or heat
Other Warnings:Might be slightly dub-con on Norbert's part. He looks less than thrilled.
Not work safe )
20th May 2009 00:00 - Fic: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom; NC-17; Hagrid/Giant Squid
Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid
Rating: R?
Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself.
Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles.
Word Count: 2175
Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance.
Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then [info]accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours.

A very huge and special thank you to [info]summerborn and [info]kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me.

Pretty and Witty and Gay! )
19th May 2008 23:41 - FIC: "Snot On" (Hagrid/Fang, NC-17/Very Wrong)
Title: "Snot On"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17 (So very, very wrong)
Pairing: Hagrid/Fang
Warnings: rimming, bestiality, crack, Hagrid's crack, Severe Squickiness
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fur, Fainting, Mucophagy (Someone had to do it.)
Word Count: 1330
Summary: It wasn't Flitwick who came to him one Tuesday morning when everything was quiet but for the sounds of very wet and snotty grief echoing against the Castle walls and carried over the still lake.
Author's Notes: I blame this first of all on everyone who did NOT write mucophagy this month. Secondly on [info]zevazo who suggested the pairing after I saw that Padfoot was getting lots of action this month. And finally on [info]red_squared who was able to guess what I was writing by my assertions I was squicking myself- and who also gave me the title. And finally, I blame all insanity and mistakes on LMoM.

Snot On )

Feedback will be...uh... licked?
19th November 2007 03:52 - FIC: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme" (Everyone, R)
Title: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Everyone? Remus/Sirius, Tonks/Ginny, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Albus/Gellert
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive use of parentheses, implied bestiality and public sex, disturbing visuals of Hagrid
Themes/kinks chosen: phony spoilers and Teh CRACK
Word Count: 1850
Summary: 34 35 of the 81 fake spoilers provided, plus a few more. Can you find them all? :P
Author's notes: I am so, so sorry, world. This is complete and total cracked-out crack, though there is sex in it! Briefly. Sort of. At least it's not my art? And I sporfled while writing- not sure if that bodes well or not.

WRiNCL-on-Thyme )


Feedback gets snogged!
9th September 2007 15:56 - Art (NC 17) – Desperate Measures (Severus Snape & Various Others)
Artist: [info]blackcoyote
Theme/kinks: June 2007, Brothels, Pseudozoophilia (Fantasy-play wherein a partner plays an animal).
Warnings see under the cut
Rating: NC 17 (for male genitalia), NWS!
Medium: Ball-point pen, Photoshop2 & Artrage2.
Compliant to: All books up to HBP (one unintentional DH spoiler)

The image and the rest of the information for it contains an unintentional spoiler for DH as well as content that may be unsuitable for viewers under the legal age of majority. Please leave if this applies to you, otherwise click the cut for full header and image )
14th July 2007 23:36 - Art: "We Half-Blood Creatures (Touch Like Humans)" (Tom Riddle/Rubeus Hagrid, NC-17)
Artist: [info]osmalic
Characters: Tom Riddle/Rubeus Hagrid
Theme: Free pairing/theme
Warnings: morning wood, hint of sex, hint of phallophilia
Rating: R, NC-17
Media: pen, photoshop
Compliant to: Chamber of Secrets

ETA: The theme of this art has been changed and erased as of Aug. 01, 2007 to comply with the unanimous decision of the community.

This art does not contain spoilers, as far as I know, unless you haven't read Chamber of Secrets. )
14th February 2007 20:46 - Fic: No Less a Man (Sirius/Hagrid, NC-17)
Originally posted February 14, 2007.

Title: No Less a Man
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Sirius/Hagrid
Rating: on the lighter side of NC-17
Warnings: I might seriously change the way you view Hagrid. ;)
Kinks chosen: alternative pairing: Sirius/Hagrid
Word Count: 2515
Summary: Do you honestly need a summary? You'll either read it out of sheer curiosity, or run away in terror! Oh, fine… Seventeen-year-old Sirius is having a crisis; he's fortunate an understanding friend is on hand to help.
Author's notes: Go on. You know you want to. ::smirk::

No Less a Man )
20th February 2007 14:25 - Size DOES Matter, NC-17
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Title: Why Hermione Granger Would Not Recommend Crossing the Ocean in a Row Boat, or Size DOES Matter
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Hagrid
Kinks: Phallophilia
Warnings: See pairing. *g*
Words: ~3000
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
A/N: Dedicated to [info]knightmare_shad, who didn't run screaming into the night when I told her what I was writing. Also, for [info]r_grayjoy, who did such a splendid job portraying Hagrid that I thought he definitely deserved some more lovin'.

She was surrounded by liars. )
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