| Title: Tales for an April Fool Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) purplefluffycatCharacters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex) Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification Word Count: ~3400 Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch." After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous... Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all! ( Tales for an April Fool ) - Tags:
*fic, 2013-04, author: purplefluffycat, character: albus dumbledore, character: angelina, character: george, character: gilderoy, character: minerva, character: severus, content: anal, content: bdsm, content: bondage, content: corsets, content: costumes, content: cross-gen, content: crossdressing, content: fingering, content: handjobs, content: item penetration, content: masochism, content: masturbation, content: object insertion, content: student/student, content: teen sex, content: voyeurism, theme: silly side of sex, theme: unfortunate incidents
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| Title: Healing Power of Laughter Author: unbroken_haloCharacters/Pairings: George/Hermione, past Ron/Hermione Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Silly side of sex, unfortunate incidents Other Warnings: None Word Count: 1,145 Summary/Description: She can't help it, really, and it's happened before so she wondered just how angry he'd be. Author's Notes: Possibly not the way most people would interpret the prompt but I like it nonetheless. Thanks to angela_snape for the beta. ( Healing Power of Laughter ) | |
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| Title: The Only Way to be Sure Author: trysloraCharacters/Pairings: George/George Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: George/George Other Content: Loss of Virginity, Blowjobs Word Count: 2,450 words Summary/Description: Sometimes, when you’re not exactly sure about something, the only one who can help is… yourself. Author's Notes: HI! I’m new. :) Well, not exactly totally new, I’ve participated in the last two Kinky Kristmases and have had a blast, and now I’m so excited to be a regular member here. I have to admit, I thought writing George/George was going to be seriously goofy (and the other fic I started drafting was goofier, but didn’t quite work), and this came out as the more serious side of George. Oh, and thank you to my darling teas_me for her lovely beta work, as always, and to eidheann_writes for helping as an alpha reader. ( The Only Way to Be Sure ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: wallflowergirlFrom: A Marvelous Member Title: Perfect Storms Characters/Pairings: Fred/George Rating:R Kinks/Themes Included: handholding, kissing, non-verbal magic, light hurt/comfort Other Warnings/Content: incest, mutual handjobs Word Count:1,067 Summary/Description: Fred loves storms and George hates them. It's the one thing they can't agree on. Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, wallflowergirl! I hope you enjoy the fic! Thanks to my beta for the most excellent work. Any mistakes you find are my own since I had to adjust it one last time. ( Read more... ) | |
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| Title: Late Bloomer Author: EntreNous/ entrenous88Characters/Pairings: Oh, bunches, all with Harry, though some only get a brief mention: Harry/Charlie, Harry/Viktor, Harry/Neville, Harry/George, Harry/Anthony, and Harry/Oliver/Marcus (and I actually think that's all, though forgive me if I've forgotten one). Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Satyriasis (the male version of nymphomania) Other Warnings: PWP for the most part, some bondage & D/s in drabble number 6. Word Count: Nine drabbles of 100 words each, and a double-drabble at the end of 200 words = 1,100 words total Summary/Description: Harry hasn't had much sexual experience. He goes about getting some. Author's Notes: I always thought JKR's reasoning that Harry wouldn't have had as much sexual experience as his peers made sense. But I couldn't help but wonder if the gates might burst a bit once the dust settled after defeating Voldemort and that crowd! So perhaps this isn't Satyriasis in the sense of sexual addiction, which I imagine as a lot more desperate and un-sexy, but more like Harry's Summer of Love. Lots of Love. Oh, and Hermione mentions eighteen as the age for men's sexual peak; I've adjusted to that from the standard popular theory of seventeen as the age of male sexual potency for my purposes here. I hope you enjoy! ( FIC: Late Bloomer (Harry/Multiple, R) ) - Tags:
*fic, 2012-05, author: entrenous88, character: anthony, character: charlie, character: george, character: harry, character: marcus, character: neville, character: oliver, character: viktor, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: bondage, content: d/s, content: frottage, content: oral sex, content: submission, content: threesome, theme: satyriasis
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| Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow Authors: torino10154 and sdkCharacters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand Rating: NC-17 Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp Word Count: ~2550 Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s. Author's Notes: Thank you to gryffindorj and roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant! ( Sunday Nights at the Burrow ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2012-03, author: sdk, author: torino10154, character: angelina, character: arthur, character: bill, character: charlie, character: draco, character: fleur, character: fred, character: george, character: ginny, character: harry, character: kingsley, character: molly, character: percy, character: ron, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: frottage, content: incest, content: masturbation, content: oral sex, content: rimming, content: threesome, content: voyeurism
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| Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses Author: kinky_kneazleRequired Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin Rating: NC-17 Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio Word Count: 4,200 Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible. Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to uniquepov and curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work. ( Forty-Flavour Kisses ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2012-03, author: kinky_kneazle, character: george, character: harry, character: neville, character: pansy, character: remus, character: severus, content: anal, content: d/s, content: fingering, content: frottage, content: rimming
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflameFrom: A Witty Watcher: uniquepovTitle: Of Daydream Draughts and Standing Stones Characters/Pairings: Draco/George gen * (unrequited! Draco/Severus) * (highlight to view all pairings) Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Kinks: Dirty Talk, Rimming, Slow lovemaking. Themes: Crying, True Love, Living with loss, Healing. Other Warnings/Content: Angst. EWE. Word Count: ~4,480 Summary/Description: Draco is lost in grieving the past. George decides to show him the future. Author's Notes: To my giftee: Your prompt spoke to me from the moment I read it. I hope you enjoy this little fic. Thank you to S, K, and C for the handholding and cheerleading, and to K, K, and C for the beta work. All remaining mistakes are entirely my own. An extra special thanks to the mods for their understanding when real life reared its ugly head and I needed some extra time. ( Of Daydream Draughts and Standing Stones ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypooFrom: lunalovepotterTitle: The Lonely Ones Characters/Pairings: George/Luna; mention of past Fred/Angelina, and possible George/Verity Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: hurt/comfort, angst Other Warnings/Content: first-time sex, oral sex Word Count: 6,251 Summary/Description: A surprising, sexy encounter helps George find a way to move on after the loss of his twin. Author's Notes: This one is for my beta, S, to whom I owe so many words and so much inspiration. Thank you. Also, a big thank you to the mods for allowing me the extra time to nurture this idea until it was ready to be written. Happy Holidays! ( The Lonely Ones ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ozma_katiebellFrom: rilla_liciousTitle: Four Part Harmony Characters/Pairings: George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: First time with your best friend Other Warnings/Content: Lavender and Parvati are 7th years for the smutty bits, so they may or may not be 18. Word Count: ~6200 Summary/Description: When all wizarding travel is brought to a halt on Christmas Eve, Lee, George, Lavender and Parvati are stranded without their significant others. Author's Notes: I really hope my recipient enjoys this! I saw this prompt and had to take it because it was filled with characters I adore. Special thanks to my betas who are the most wonderful and speedy betas ever, even when I'm last minute about things! ( Four Part Harmony ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2011, 2011-12, author: rilla_licious, character: george, character: lavender, character: lee, character: parvati, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: femslash, content: first time, content: loss of virginity, content: oral sex
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandinebFrom: elfflameTitle: The Problem With Malfoy Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/George/Draco Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism/exhibitionism Other Warnings/Content: workplace sex, blowjobs, light bondage Word Count: 2237 Summary/Description: Draco and Harry have been seeing each other since shortly after Draco started to work for George, and it's really beginning to drive him spare. He's not even sure which of them he wants more. Author's Notes: Thank you to my usual beta, who will remain nameless for now. I hope this works for what you wanted, recipient. I had a lot of fun with it. ( The Problem With Malfoy ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2011, 2011-12, author: elfflame, character: draco, character: george, character: harry, content: blowjobs, content: bondage, content: exhibitionism, content: threesome
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| Title:Vincent Van George Artist:doveypoo Media: paint tool SAI Characters/Pairings:George/Luna Rating:R Kinks/Themes Chosen:body writing Other Warnings:Cheesy one eared ginger artist pun Artist's Notes:Sorry so late, work his been kicking my ass! Art Preview:  ( Not work safe ) | |
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| Title: Days were Golden Artist: ships_harryMedia: Photoshop, tablet Characters/Pairings: Ron/Ginny/Bill, Charlie/Percy/George, and no doubt many variations. Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Mainly for the Bad Porn theme hillbilly (or pureblood??) incest romp, but I also like to think there's a dash of hapless character accidentally finds him/herself in the middle of a debauched situation and ends up joining in (Percy), and nervous virgin asks someone to instruct them in preparation for their wedding night (Ginny... although I don't see her as the nervous type, and I bet she deflowered Harry aaaages ago :) ) Other Warnings: Incest. Lots of incest. Artist's Notes: Title's from an Elbow song about nostalgia for youth (Lippy Kids). (Yes, George is bringing the mood down a bit, poor lad; he can't help it.) Thanks to the mods for letting me post a bit early! Will be in airports most of my regular day :). Art Preview: ( images below cut ) - Tags:
*art, 2011-04, artist: ships_harry, character: bill, character: charlie, character: george, character: ginny, character: percy, character: ron, content: blowjobs, content: exhibitionism, content: fingering, content: group sex, content: incest, content: threesome, theme: bad porn
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| Title: Lessons for Harry Author: elfflameCharacters/Pairings: George/Harry Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn Prompt: - nervous virgin asks someone to instruct them in preparation for their wedding night/a relationship with someone more experienced Other Warnings: Drawn-out sex and sap? Word Count: ~4100 Summary/Description: Harry has a request, and George doesn't mind helping out at all. Author's Notes: It has been so long since I wrote these two…I do adore them together. They're just so sweet… I originally intended to do a very different prompt, but then they weren't cooperating, and this story had been growing in the back of my mind, so…I decided I had to. Even if it did make me almost too late to post. :) Hope everyone likes. Thank you to my sweet Kit for her super-speedy beta and hand-holding, or this would never have made it… ( If I love you, what business is it of yours? - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ) | |
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| Title: The Brothel of Requirement Author: alisanneCharacters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, George/Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger. Rating: NC-17 Warnings: incest, voyeurism, role-play Themes/kinks chosen: Bad Porn Month: teacher/student spanking/discipline, hillbilly (or pureblood??) incest romp, cop/detective goes undercover into a debauched situation and must join in to avoid blowing their cover (so to speak…), one word: pornstache! Word Count: ~2600 Summary: Harry never knew that facial hair could lead him astray. Author's notes: I really thought I had nothing for this month's challenge, but then my trusty muse came through. *pets her* Thanks to sevfan for the speedy beta and to torino10154 for the handholding and support. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. ( The Brothel of Requirement ) - Tags:
*fic, 2011-04, author: alisanne, character: fred, character: george, character: harry, character: hermione, character: remus, character: severus, content: anal, content: bondage, content: costumes, content: cross-gen, content: dirty talk, content: fantasy, content: paddling, content: role-playing, content: student/teacher, content: voyeurism, theme: bad porn
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| Title: Notches on a Broomstick Author: celandineb Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry Rating: NC17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts" Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports Word Count: 11,000 exactly Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses. Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn. ( Notches on a Broomstick ) - Tags:
*fic, 2011-04, author: celandineb, character: anthony, character: blaise, character: cedric, character: cho, character: daphne, character: draco, character: fred, character: george, character: hannah, character: harry, character: hermione, character: oliver, character: pansy, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: chan, content: cunnilingus, content: fingering, content: first time, content: group sex, content: handjobs, content: humiliation, content: incest, content: intercrural sex, content: loss of virginity, content: masturbation, content: oral sex, content: orgasm denial, content: public sex, content: rimming, content: student/student, content: teen sex, content: threesome, content: voyeurism, content: watersports, theme: bad porn
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| Title: Every Flavor Heroes Author: kinky_kneazleBased On/Inspired By: The hilarious WWW's Dream Dolls by serpenscriptCharacters/Pairings: Draco/Android!Harry, Hermione/Android!Remus, George/Android!Snape Rating: NC-17 Content/Warnings: Rimming, Androids, dildos, very vague suggestions of bestiality (i.e animal-shaped dildos), fantasy, sex toys Word Count: 2,500 Summary/Description: They're mix and match, guaranteed to be ready when you are and come with a free patented Daydream Charm. For any flavor of hero you like, try Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes' Dream Dolls. Author's Notes: I laughed very loudly when I first saw this image and couldn't get it out of my head. serpenscript, this doesn't do justice to your image, but it was the only way I could pay homage. With love to my beta F, and a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) daily_deviant and all her deviant followers! ( One Harry Potter head, with lightning scar. One body, size 'lean'. ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2011-03, author: kinky_kneazle, character: draco, character: george, character: harry, character: hermione, character: remus, character: severus, content: anal, content: bestiality, content: fantasy, content: sex toys
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| Title: Storm in a D Cup Author: silvernatashaCharacters/Pairings: Fred/Verity/George Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Breast enhancement Other Warnings: Threesome, foodplay Word Count: 3958 Summary/Description: Fred and George like to test new concoctions over tea. By which they mean firewhiskey. Not all Wheezes are suitable for consumption with alcohol. Author's Notes: Thanks to csi_tokyo3 for looking over this for me. ( Storm in a D Cup ) | |
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| Title: Better with Brandy Author: alisanneCharacters: Harry Potter/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Molly Weasley/Poppy Pomfrey Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Threesome, inebriation, rimming. Themes/kinks chosen: altered state orgasms, the alternative pairing: Molly Weasley/Poppy Pomfrey Word Count: 3250 Summary: Everything is better with brandy. Author's notes: Thank you to sevfan for beta reading and to the mods for allowing me to post early. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. ( Better with Brandy ) - Tags:
*fic, 2011-02, author: alisanne, character: fred, character: george, character: harry, character: molly, character: poppy, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: femslash, content: fingering, content: orgasm denial, content: rimming, content: threesome, theme: altered state orgasms, theme: alternate pairing
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| Title: A Close Shave Author: madeyemaxCharacters/Pairings: Fred/George Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Incest, genital shaving Other Warnings: Oral sex, implied adolescent sexy times Word Count:, 2, 573 Summary/Description: This is what happens when Fred gets bored. Author's Notes: Not sure when this takes place. It's either during/after OotP but before DH, or it's a post-DH AU. ( A Close Shave ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990From: ragdollTitle: Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999) Characters/Pairings: Bill/Charlie/Fred/George/Ginny in assorted combinations Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Moresomes/group sex, incest, blowjobs, wanking, mutual masturbation, anal sex, bisexuality, Bill bukkake (sort of) Other Warnings/Content: Incest, incest, incest, did I mention incest? Mention of previous consensual but underage sexual activities. Very little plot. Word Count: ~6775 Summary/Description: When Ginny attempts to solve the mystery of her older brothers' annual disappearance, she finds the answer is more than she bargained for. Author's Notes: My mystery recipient asked for a Weasleycest orgy, and so lo, I give unto you a Weasleycest orgy! The deal breaker was less than four people and since the twins refused to be separated, here's five, five, five fabulous ginger hotties going at it for you. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. As per the request, Ginny is 17 here and definitely of age. Any opinions of Ron and Percy belong solely to their siblings and not to me. Love on the usual suspects for support, suggestions and betaing. Happy Holidays, you Deviants! ( Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999) ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2010, 2010-12, author: ragdoll, character: bill, character: charlie, character: fred, character: george, character: ginny, content: blowjobs, content: group sex, content: incest, content: masturbation
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatashaFrom: luvscharlieTitle: How Lavender Brown Learned to Hate Christmas (and Love George Weasley) in Just Twelve Days Characters/Pairings: George Weasley/Lavender Brown Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: cunnilingus, first time (together, at least) and hands tied Other Warnings/Content: A bit of violence, so much banter, and I think this might have actually been hotter if they'd have stopped talking for even a second, though one of my precious betas assures me that's her favourite part, so to each her own, I guess. Word Count: 9,467 Summary/Description: You can only appreciate true hatred of the Christmas holiday season if you work retail. Author's Notes: This wrote itself and I can only hope my Mystery Recipient has as much fun reading it as I did writing it. I don't think I've ever had dialogue thrown at me by two characters in such a rapid fire manner. And the prompt of "Twelve Days of Christmas" grabbed me immediately. Thank you so much G. and A. for the beta work. ( How Lavender Brown Learned to Hate Christmas (and Love George Weasley) in Just Twelve Days ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: florahartFrom: emzlovesharryTitle: "Wish I could've been there" Characters/Pairings: George/Angelina/Ghost!Fred Rating: NC-17 for peen Kinks/Themes Included: um... ghost!sex? threesome, first time Other Warnings/Content: Weasleycest... of a kind. [Post-canon; all characters represented are of age.] Artist's Notes: Hope this is okay, dear recipient and many others... it's the best I could whip up! :) ( Wish I could've been there [NWS Art!] ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: pre_raphaelite1From: fanlayTitle: With the night comes the darkness Characters/Pairings: Fred Weasley/ George Weasley Rating: R Kinks/Themes Included: Necrophilia [Characters represented are of age... and/or dead.] Artist's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! Hope you enjoy it. Art Preview: ( With the night comes the darkness [NWS Art!] ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ragdollFrom: A Wicked Watcher: amand_rTitle: Ipswich Flipswitch=One Witch, Two Witch Characters/Pairings: Fred/George/Angelina/Luna (in varying assortments), Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: genderbending, titfucking, pegging, threesome, (plus 2 not-kinks—tribbing and cunnilingus) Other Warnings/Content: Boobs. Heh, I said boobs. Word Count: 7,150 Summary/Description: An accident in the lab at Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes takes the experiment out of the backroom and into the bedroom for Fred, George, Luna and Angelina. Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for the extension, and thanks to my lovely secret beta. ( Ipswich Flipswitch=One Witch, Two Witch ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2010, 2010-12, character: angelina, character: fred, character: george, character: luna, content: cunnilingus, content: gender switch, content: pegging, content: threesome, content: tit wanking
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