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10th April 2016 15:21 - Banging Birthday Fic: You've Been Had (Fred/Draco/George)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]smallbrownfrog
From: A Mysterious Member

Title: You've Been Had
Characters/Pairings: Fred/Draco/George
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: non-con, hate sex
Other Warnings/Content: 15-year-old Draco, spanking
Word Count: ~4700
Summary/Description: George and Harry might have smacked Malfoy around after that Quidditch match, but thanks to Umbridge, he still needs putting in his place.
Author’s Notes: This possibly went further into dark non-con than you were looking for - but I hope it fulfilled the spirit of your wish!


You've Been Had )
4th April 2016 12:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Sometimes It Pays to Lose (Fred/George/Ginny/Charlie)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: A Magnificent Member

Title: Sometimes It Pays to Lose
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Ginny, & Charlie in various combinations (references to past Bill)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: incest
Other Warnings/Content: betting, anal fingering, anal sex, blow jobs, cunnilingus, foursome, watching, masturbation
Word Count: 4,515 words
Summary/Description: Summers can be long and boring at the Burrow, and the summer leading up to Bill's wedding is the worst with constant chores. When Ginny realizes that Fred and George are actually having fun she wants in. So she gets in, and over her head, and Fred thinks that works out just fine.
Author's Notes: Weasleycest is one of my favorite things to write, and I’m so glad I was able to create this for you. All the <3 to you for this prompt, dear recipient!!

Sometimes It Pays to Lose )
6th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Perfect Storms (Fred/George)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]wallflowergirl
From: [info]unbroken_halo

Title: Perfect Storms
Characters/Pairings: Fred/George
Rating:R
Kinks/Themes Included: handholding, kissing, non-verbal magic, light hurt/comfort
Other Warnings/Content: incest, mutual handjobs
Word Count:1,067
Summary/Description: Fred loves storms and George hates them. It's the one thing they can't agree on.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, [info]wallflowergirl! I hope you enjoy the fic! Thanks to my beta for the most excellent work. Any mistakes you find are my own since I had to adjust it one last time.

Read more... )
28th March 2012 09:23 - FIC: Sunday Nights at the Burrow (Various, NC-17)
Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow
Authors: [info]torino10154 and [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp
Word Count: ~2550
Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [info]gryffindorj and [info]roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!

Sunday Nights at the Burrow )
5th April 2011 00:00 - Fic: The Brothel of Requirement (Severus/Harry, Remus/Hermione, Fred/George; NC-17)
Title: The Brothel of Requirement
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, George/Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: incest, voyeurism, role-play
Themes/kinks chosen: Bad Porn Month: teacher/student spanking/discipline, hillbilly (or pureblood??) incest romp, cop/detective goes undercover into a debauched situation and must join in to avoid blowing their cover (so to speak…), one word: pornstache!
Word Count: ~2600
Summary: Harry never knew that facial hair could lead him astray.
Author's notes: I really thought I had nothing for this month's challenge, but then my trusty muse came through. *pets her* Thanks to [info]sevfan for the speedy beta and to [info]torino10154 for the handholding and support.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Brothel of Requirement )
3rd April 2011 10:08 - FIC: Notches on a Broomstick [Harry/many, NC17]
Title: Notches on a Broomstick
Author: [info]celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts"
Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports
Word Count: 11,000 exactly
Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses.
Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn.

Notches on a Broomstick )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
8th February 2011 07:13 - FIC: Storm in a D Cup (NC-17, Fred/Verity/George)
Title: Storm in a D Cup
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Fred/Verity/George
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Breast enhancement
Other Warnings: Threesome, foodplay
Word Count: 3958
Summary/Description: Fred and George like to test new concoctions over tea. By which they mean firewhiskey. Not all Wheezes are suitable for consumption with alcohol.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]csi_tokyo3 for looking over this for me.

Storm in a D Cup )
4th February 2011 22:40 - Fic: Better with Brandy (Molly/Poppy, George/Fred/Harry, NC-17)
Title: Better with Brandy
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Harry Potter/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Molly Weasley/Poppy Pomfrey
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, inebriation, rimming.
Themes/kinks chosen: altered state orgasms, the alternative pairing: Molly Weasley/Poppy Pomfrey
Word Count: 3250
Summary: Everything is better with brandy.
Author's notes: Thank you to [info]sevfan for beta reading and to the mods for allowing me to post early.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Better with Brandy )
12th January 2011 23:50 - Fic: A Close Shave - Fred/George - NC-17
Title: A Close Shave
Author: [info]madeyemax
Characters/Pairings: Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Incest, genital shaving
Other Warnings: Oral sex, implied adolescent sexy times
Word Count:, 2, 573
Summary/Description: This is what happens when Fred gets bored.
Author's Notes: Not sure when this takes place. It's either during/after OotP but before DH, or it's a post-DH AU.

A Close Shave )
22nd December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999) (Bill/Charlie/Fred/George/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]eeyore9990
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Charlie/Fred/George/Ginny in assorted combinations
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Moresomes/group sex, incest, blowjobs, wanking, mutual masturbation, anal sex, bisexuality, Bill bukkake (sort of)
Other Warnings/Content: Incest, incest, incest, did I mention incest? Mention of previous consensual but underage sexual activities. Very little plot.
Word Count: ~6775
Summary/Description: When Ginny attempts to solve the mystery of her older brothers' annual disappearance, she finds the answer is more than she bargained for.
Author's Notes: My mystery recipient asked for a Weasleycest orgy, and so lo, I give unto you a Weasleycest orgy! The deal breaker was less than four people and since the twins refused to be separated, here's five, five, five fabulous ginger hotties going at it for you. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

As per the request, Ginny is 17 here and definitely of age. Any opinions of Ron and Percy belong solely to their siblings and not to me.

Love on the usual suspects for support, suggestions and betaing. Happy Holidays, you Deviants!

Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999) )
19th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: "Wish I could've been there" (George/Angelina/Fred)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]florahart
From: [info]emzlovesharry

Title: "Wish I could've been there"
Characters/Pairings: George/Angelina/Ghost!Fred
Rating: NC-17 for peen
Kinks/Themes Included: um... ghost!sex? threesome, first time
Other Warnings/Content: Weasleycest... of a kind. [Post-canon; all characters represented are of age.]
Artist's Notes: Hope this is okay, dear recipient and many others... it's the best I could whip up! :)

Wish I could've been there [NWS Art!] )
13th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: With the night comes the darkness (Fred/George)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pre_raphaelite1
From: [info]fanlay

Title: With the night comes the darkness
Characters/Pairings: Fred Weasley/ George Weasley
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Necrophilia [Characters represented are of age... and/or dead.]
Artist's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! Hope you enjoy it.
Art Preview:


With the night comes the darkness [NWS Art!] )
11th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Ipswich Flipswitch=One Witch, Two Witch (Fred/George/Angelina/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]amand_r

Title: Ipswich Flipswitch=One Witch, Two Witch
Characters/Pairings: Fred/George/Angelina/Luna (in varying assortments),
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: genderbending, titfucking, pegging, threesome, (plus 2 not-kinks—tribbing and cunnilingus)
Other Warnings/Content: Boobs. Heh, I said boobs.
Word Count: 7,150
Summary/Description: An accident in the lab at Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes takes the experiment out of the backroom and into the bedroom for Fred, George, Luna and Angelina.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for the extension, and thanks to my lovely secret beta.

Ipswich Flipswitch=One Witch, Two Witch  )
24th July 2010 10:48 - FIC: What it Feels Like for a Girl (Fred/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: What it Feels Like For a Girl
Author:[info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Fred/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Cunnilingus
Other Warnings: Gender bending, cock rings.
Word Count: 1300
Summary/Description: Fred steals a cock ring from his brother without finding out what it does first.
Author's Notes: I completely missed last month and only realised when I started writing for this month. So, I have combined the prompts for last month and this month in an attempt to make up for it. I know it's the 24th here in Australia, but it's only the 23rd in the states, so I'm hoping I can sneak this in.

Hermione looked dubiously a the silver ring her husband held between his fingers. )
30th April 2010 10:49 - ART: "Coping Mechanism"
Title: Coping Mechanism
Artist: [info]emlovesharry
Media: Photoshop CS3 and graphics tablet
Characters/Pairings: Fred and George
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Incest
Other Warnings: Twincest, angst!
Artist's Notes: I really, really enjoyed doing this one. I loves me some angst.

Give me the NWS angstings )
6th April 2010 18:28 - Art: Bad, Naughty Quidditch Player.
Title: Bad, Naughty Quidditch Player.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Angelina, Fred.
Rating: Clothed, consentual violence.
Themes/kinks chosen: paddling.

Bad, Naughty Quidditch Player )
11th March 2010 11:59 - Fic: Product Testing (Fred/George, NC17)
Title: Product Testing
Author: [info]nolagal
Based On/Inspired By: We Test All the Products Ourselves by [info]wallflowergirl
Characters/Pairings: George/Fred (Girl!Fred)
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: Genderswap, twincest, mentions underage sexual activity
Word Count: 1750
Summary/Description: George's new product is making Fred reevaluate their relationship.
Author's Notes: It was so hard deciding what to choose for this month's challenge, but I've loved this piece ever since I first saw it and couldn't resist writing about it. Major thanks to [info]luvscharlie for the speedy beta!

Product Testing )
30th January 2010 02:14 - Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys (Weasley Siblings, NC-17)
Title: Seven Wanks for Seven Weasleys
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred & George (and Fred/George), Ron, Ginny with reference to Bill/OFCs, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Penelope, Fred/Angelina, George/OFCs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Lavender/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Michael, and Ginny/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Masturbation x 7
Other Warnings: twincest, circle jerks
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: The love of wanking is genetic. The preferred means of achieving it isn't.
Author's Notes: It took nine months to get this written as it was supposed to be for May since that's National Masturbation Month. Hopefully, it was worth the wait. The scenes are vaguely canon-ish and set some nebulous time during each respective character's sixteenth year. There is no Weasleycest here other than Fred/George, and the mention of Bill and Charlie previously tossing off together.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy who forced me to keep it short n sweet, and gave me pushes when I needed 'em, [info]coffee_n_cocoa for the support and on the go betaing, and [info]luvscharlie for looking over the final version.

Seven Wanks For Seven Weasleys )
8th January 2010 23:36 - Fic: I Like My Weasleys in Pairs (Fred/Tonks/George, NC-17)
Title: I Like My Weasleys in Pairs
Author: [info]luvscharlie
Characters/Pairings: Fred/Tonks/George, (Past mentions of: Remus/Tonks, Bill/Tonks/Charlie)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Breasts, Menage a trois
Other Warnings: Twincest, Threesome, Anal, Light Bondage and sex, sex, sex
Word Count: 3936
Summary/Description: Tonks has discovered that she likes her Weasley men to come two at a time.
Author's Notes: I actually didn't think I'd be able to write something this month and woke up and this rabid bunny attacked me first thing. Thank you [info]almond_joyz and [info]lilmisblack for the speedy beta work.

I'd planned for this to be a short little drabble for [info]fandom_fridays and then boom, I was blindsided by this. So, it is also written for Week #8 at Fandom Fridays, where the prompt was "Laughter is…"

I Like My Weasleys in Pairs )
30th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Cup of Christmas Cheer (Bill/Tonks/Charlie, Penelope/Kingsley, Angelina/Twins)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]la_dissonance
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: A Cup of Christmas Cheer
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley, Penelope Clearwater/Kingsley Shacklebolt, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson/Fred Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: rimming, threesomes, anal intercourse, frottage, food smut, voyeurism, exhibitionism
Other Warnings: sex while under the influence of a potion, siblings in the same sexual situation (but not true incest)
Word Count: 7350
Summary/Description: Debauchery abounds at Kingsley's holiday party for the Order of the Phoenix, and for once, the Weasley twins aren't to blame. At least not completely.
Author's Notes: OMG, mystery prompter, I saw this one and had to have it. Initially, I planned on giving you one pairing and one pairing only, but everyone you requested insisted on being in on the action, and who am I to argue with the likes of them?

I hope I managed to give the ladies in question sufficient anal loving for your tastes. I'm sorry I couldn't accommodate your request for felching – I tried, but it just didn't happen.

This fic takes place sometime during a slightly altered version of Harry's Sixth Year, during Half-Blood Prince, then veers off into its own insane 'verse.

My undying gratitude to the ever patient, ever supportive R, without whom… and the usual suspects for their cheerleading and general help. And thanks to the [info]daily_deviant mods for letting me turn this in so ridiculously late.

A Cup Of Christmas Cheer )
25th December 2009 11:32 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bad Elf (Sirius/Tonks, Sirius/Bill/Charlie, Sirius/Kingsley, Sirius/Fred/George)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Bad Elf
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Tonks, Sirius/Bill/Charlie, Sirius/Kingsley, Sirius/twins and various other Order pairings.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesomes, orgy, voyeurism, incest.
Other Warnings: Incest, het, slash, voyeurism.
Word Count: 3982
Summary/Description: Poor Kreacher just wanted to take Mistress' special box to safety.
Author's Notes: Thanks to wonderful D for all her help, and mystery prompter, I hope you like what my muse came up with!

Bad elf )
20th October 2009 17:13 - Fic: Muggles Are Geniuses, NC-17, Fred/George
Title: Muggles Are Geniuses
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: Sperm Banks
Word Count: ~1450
Summary: Fred and George discover the Eighth Wonder of the World... God bless Muggles.
Author's notes: I saw this theme and just... how could I NOT write some twincest for it?! Enjoy, y'all!

Muggles Are Geniuses )
18th August 2009 12:34 - We Test All The Products Ourselves, Fred/George
So I was meant to post this last month and I knew I was going to be away but there was an internet cafe in the little town we were staying in so I was just going to post from there but once we got there it had closed down and the nearest place was over an hours drive away on really bad roads.
Anyway, I talked to [info]ragdoll and she kindly said I could post it now. But it's for last month's theme of Sex In The Workplace.

Title: We test all the products ourselves.
Artist: [info]wallflowergirl
Media: Photoshop, tablet
Characters: George Weasley/Girl!Fred Weasley
Rating: R
Warnings: Genderswap, Twincest, Het-sex
Themes/kinks chosen: Sex in the workplace
Artist's notes: Okay so I know this is my second DD post and they've both been Fred/George but they wont all be *g* I just couldn't pass this up once I got the idea.
I had fun coming up with the grungy details of their workroom.
Big thanks to Shadow for checking it over for me and just for her Girl!Fred doesn't have long flowy hair because even though it's a good shorthand for female characteristics not all us girls have long hair, makeup and painted nails.

Art preview:

We test all the products ourselves )
18th July 2009 23:45 - Salary, Plus Benefits, Fred/Verity
Title: Salary, Plus Benefits
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters: Verity/Fred, plus hints of George/Lee
Rating: Heavy R
Warnings: Het, hints of Slash, inappropriate workplace behaviour, canon deaths mentioned
Kinks chosen: Sex at Work
Word Count: 4639
Summary: There was something to be said about working for the Weasley twins.
Author's notes: n/a

Ask me about the best job I ever had )
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