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20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Meeting on the Turret Stairs (Flitwick/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]_hannelore

Title:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs
Pairing: Filius Flitwick/Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Stolen moments, student/teacher (Hermione is in her 6th and 7th year)
Other Content: UST, masturbation, scenes of post-war Hogwarts
Word Count: ~2200
Summary: Taken directly from the prompt, which fits perfectly: "How did a decent man find himself here? And what can a decent man do next, that won't break his heart?"
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my terrific and betas (and mods!) as well as the prompter who inspired this fic! Title taken from the painting The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, which also inspired much of the story. From the link: ""..the face of the knight is the face of a man to whom the kiss is a sacrament."

The Meeting on the Turret Stairs )
15th April 2012 22:56 - FIC -- "Feet on the Ground" (Filius Flitwick; R)
Title: Feet on the Ground
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters: Filius Flitwick and the feet of several Hogwarts staff members
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Podophilia (foot fetish)
Other Content: Masturbation
Word Count: 2800
Summary: For Filius Flitwick, sexual arousal is all a matter of point of view.
Author's Notes: I love Filius, and I don't write him often enough. Of course, after he reads this, he may be glad that's true.

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Feet on the Ground )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
16th February 2011 23:24 - Fic: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon..., R, Various
Title: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions)
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, ensemble
Rating: R (for really? REALLY????)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Misuse of Muggle Artefacts
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: It's that time of year again...
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]leela_cat for brain-help when mine stopped working.

And just because it's too damn funny, have a link to a real-life version of Pomona Sprout's lecture. (And what nearly caused this fic to be titled: There's a Fungus Among Us.)

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) )
9th September 2007 15:56 - Art (NC 17) – Desperate Measures (Severus Snape & Various Others)
Artist: [info]blackcoyote
Theme/kinks: June 2007, Brothels, Pseudozoophilia (Fantasy-play wherein a partner plays an animal).
Warnings see under the cut
Rating: NC 17 (for male genitalia), NWS!
Medium: Ball-point pen, Photoshop2 & Artrage2.
Compliant to: All books up to HBP (one unintentional DH spoiler)

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