Title: The Ways of Elves and Bikers
Author: luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack (So. Much. Crack.), fellatio, things your mother should never see, and elf ears (cause seriously, when there are elf ears in a fic, they should be warned for) ♥
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Costumes
Word Count: 3,030
Summary: St. Mungo's needs elves to assist Father Christmas in their annual event for the children at the hospital. Tonks recruits an assistant with a not-so-charitable demeanor.
A/N: Gosh, how I have missed writing here. My muse is back with a vengeance! I've missed you all. *smooches you madly* Thank you haumea and almalthia for the beta, as well as my buddy, ragdoll who helped Charlie out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show nightmare I had created for him when I thought suspenders in England were the same thing they are over here in America. Charlie gives his sincere thanks. This was humiliating enough.

( The Ways of Elves and Bikers )

Title: Veela In Furs
Author: ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Fleur Weasley
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Hyphephilia
Other Warnings: None.
Word Count: 2200
Summary/Description: "Desire followed the glance, pleasure followed desire." On a chilly night, a fur-wrapped Fleur takes note of her husband's desire and indulges in pleasure on a wolf's pelt by the fire.
Author's Notes: I've been carrying this title around in my head for over a month now! Sadly, this piece turned out much shorter than I wanted it to be, but the writing time I planned to spend on vacation turned into "holy hell, Fifth Avenue has a lot of expensive stores HELLO MEN IN SUITS". >.> I attempted to give Fleur the flavor of a French accent without Rowlingizing it; please forgive if my attempt was not quite successful. Summary quote by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch. Also, congratulations, DD, this is the first time I have ever voluntarily written Weasleys in smut. :D

( Veela In Furs )

Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

( The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )

Title: Swing your Partner
Author: ozma_katiebell
Characters: Remus/Tonks, Bill/Fleur, Tonks/Fleur, Tonks/Bill, Fleur/Remus
Rating: Heavy R
Warnings: Het, Slash, Wife Swapping.
Kinks chosen: Swinging
Word Count: 2243
Summary: People do the strangest things in the middle of a war.  Or maybe it was the hormones.
Author's notes: This is why I love this community.  This little smut bunny has been hanging around the crackiest corners of my brain for some time now, but I never would have had the nerve to write it, let alone publish it without you all.

Title: "Rainbow"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Bill/Tonks UST, Bill/Charlie, OFC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST, Weasleycest
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fighting and erotic art (sort of?)
Word Count: 3300
Summary: And, as the muttered cursing indicated, this really wasn't the beginnings of rough sex and probably needed to be stopped as female entrails were probably not good for the stonework. Bill and his cock sagged in disappointment.
Author's notes: This is a birthday fic for clandestinelli who asked for some Bill/Tonks... And the story went its own damn way because OMG. They wouldn't stop talking. *headdesk* Aaaanyway, Happy Birthday, Darling!

( Rainbow )

Feedback is colourful love.

Title: Lucius’s Gallery – 10 Portraits
Author: elfflame
Characters: Lucius and half the Wizards in the Wizarding world?
Rating: Rish? Leaning a bit towards NC-17 in spots
Warnings: incest, chan, dub con, coercion, prostitution
Kinks chosen: Erotic Art
Word Count: 1974
Summary: Lucius has a gallery
Author's notes: This one was very fun. I might have to take requests for other “Portraits” at some point. I did consider putting some girls in here, but really, the only Witch I like Lucius with, aside from his wife (who was out for a very specific reason), is Tonks. Which would have left things very unbalanced. I hope you all like! Thank you as always to my Beta crew—K, Ceria, and Kit—whom I adore.


( 10 Portraits )

Title: Off the Rack
Author: celandineb
Characters: Charlie, Bill
Rating: R
Warnings: underage wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: pornography
Word Count: 3046
Summary: Charlie was eleven when he first found Bill's stash of dirty magazines, but it wasn't until two years later that he did anything about it.
Author's notes: For some reason this theme seemed to beg to have a story about Charlie... so I listened to my muse. She gets annoyed if I don't!

( Off the Rack )

Title: The Amulet of Alexandria
Author: emiime
Characters: Bill/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Harry is possibly underage here, though that's not explicitly stated.
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything old is new again: Charms/talismans
Word Count: 1142
Summary: Bill discovers a mysterious amulet with powerful effects.
Author's notes: Thanks to freckles42 for this one. ♥

( The Amulet of Alexandria )

Title: Topping From the Bottom
Artist: twilightsorcery
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Bill/Charlie
Rating: R
Warnings: BDSM, and of course the pairing
Themes/kinks chosen: what it says on the tin ;)
Artist's notes: For thescarletwoman. Her prompt was Bill/Charlie, topping from the bottom, and the annual Weasley Christmas celebration. I skimped a little on that last one, but I promise it's in there!
Art preview:



( NON-WORKSAFE ART BELOW )

Title: Special Report
Author: florahart
Words: 1600
Characters: Oh so many implied (Weasleys, Shacklebolt, Prewett, Rookwood, Moody, Potter, Longbottom, Crouch...)
Rating: R
Warnings: Possible implications of things like infidelity and incest
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink: Glory hole, Holiday location: Dept of MLE Christmas Party
Author's notes: ceria asked for the departmental party and any combination of B. Weasley, C. Weasley, G. Prewett, Rookwood, Crouch Jr, Macnair, Shacklebolt, Longbottom, with a glory hole. I hope this will suffice. Oh, and since there is deliberate formatting within the story that involves font color, if the layout on which you are reading is reddish, you may want to add a format=light at the end of the URL.

( Special Report )

Title: Gravity
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pregnancy fixation
Kinks Chosen: Lactaphilia, Piercing
Word Count: 1185
Author's Notes: All purpleness is Bill's fault. *nodnod*

( Gravity )

Feedback is loved.

Title: Pity
Author: senjy
Characters: Bill/Narcissa
Rating: R
Warnings: I think it turned out more than a bit purple round the edges :(
Themes/kinks chosen: Adultery
Word Count: 1000
Summary: Bill thinks through his reasons.
Author's notes: I'm tired and once again I wrote this way too late in the day, but it's done. If anybody would be willing to retrospectively beta this or just comment with all the mistakes I've made I would love you to bits. Thanks to dungeons_master for providing me with at least a pairing.

( Why had he done it? )

Title: Planets Shift (and the moon's erased)
Author: envinyatar15
Pairings: Bill/Charlie, with a side-dish of Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: adultery, incest, a momentary suggestion of underage (Charlie is 17)
Themes/kinks chosen: adultery
Word Count: 4,577
Summary: Charlie is like a drug, and Bill is in way over his head. It's too late for him to go cold turkey now.
Author's notes: You cannot imagine how loudly I squeed when I saw "adultery" up for October. I actually wanted to write something else and more involved for this, but time ended up running away from me - so I had to come up with something else, and quickly. I'm glad I got sick and had to stay home so this piece could get written, ha. Yay body for timing! Many many thanks go to eeyore9990 and rubytuesday5681 for their very quick turn-around when I got desperate - any remaining mistakes are, as usual, my own. Title is from Aimee Mann's "Lost in Space": Lost in space / A bubble drifting / Into a place / Where planets shift and / The moon's erased / Its features lift in the glare


( Planets Shift (and the moon's erased) )

Artist: Tripperfunster
Title: 2 percent
Kink: Lactaphalia (arousal by lactating breasts)
Characters: Bill/Fleur
Notes: Me and watercolours do not get along. Why? Why do other people make them so pritty? *pouts* I will not give up until I master those little water soluble bastards!
Also, my husband was shocked and appalled that I drew het! :D


( Boobies ahoy )

Title: Don't
Artist: ships_harry
Media: Photoshop, tablet
Characters: Bill Weasley, Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: See theme. Also, large file size (400k) for no reason I can ken. Harry looks young here, but he isn't; Bill's scars and their lack of canon interaction make Harry, at the *very* least, 17. I'm assuming over 18 but not allowed body hair :p.
Themes/kinks chosen: Suturing
Artist's notes: You know how sometimes you get an idea, and it just doesn't come through in the execution? Yeah. I have such a hate-on for this picture. I liked it more after massive cropping and filtering, but it still sucks balls (I cropped those out). Those are their cocks in the foreground, incidentally, in case the lack of a point of reference makes that hard to tell.

( NWS )

Title: Coming
Artist: fanlay
Media: Pencil, Adobe Photoshop
Characters: Bill Weasley, Neville Longbottom
Rating: NWS
Warnings: Bill's hair. It's... very red.
Themes/kinks chosen: Frottage
Artist's notes: This pic is for alisanne (if she'll have it), who introduced me to this pairing.

( Coming (NWS) )

Title: One and One Make Three
Author: thescarletwoman
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, threesome, double penetration, incest
Themes/kinks chosen: romantic marriage
Word Count: ~3700
Summary: The only thing better than marrying the love of your life is marrying both of them.
Author's notes: I'm absolutely stoked to be posting my first fic at daily_deviant and thanks so much for the invite! ♥ Thanks as always to rose_whispers for the beta. She nitpicked, any remaining mistakes are my own.

( One and One Make Three )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 4/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1 | Part 2

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 3/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Theme: Violent sex, flagellation
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Previous parts: Full header and Part 1

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop – part 2/4 )

Title: Lava Girl and the Ink Drop
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Bill/Lavender. Past Remus/Bill. Quite a bit of Fleur. Several werewolf OCs.
Rating: NC-17 and then some – for sex, violence and the foul language of werewolf subcultures
Content: Very violent (but consensual) sex, including some ravishment fantasy. Open marriage. DH-compliant. Het, slash and femslash included at various times. Tattoos. Everyone is over 17.
Theme chosen: Flagellation (arousal by whipping or being whipped)
Word Count: ~36,200. I KNOW. *facepalm*
Summary: The Ink Drop was the best-kept secret in the nightclubs of Wizarding London. Werewolves, or those close enough, could work out their sexual appetites on willing submissives looking for a rough ride, and nobody had to get hurt. The system generally worked best when the werewolves stayed clear of each other, but someone forgot to tell the new girl about that.
Notes: I seem to have written a lot of fic in the past year that sought to overturn werewolf-sex clichés. But screw that. This month, I decided to pile them up and roll around in them. Here, have a hugely retro werewolf cliché fic... with some Veela cliché thrown in for good measure. I know this is mostly a one-shot community, so many thanks to the DD mods for letting me write this beast for the themes this month, and for pushing back my posting date three different times when I needed more time. ♥ ! Thanks to islandsmoke for the final beta, and to florahart for some early advice and for reminding me months ago that Lavender Brown was mauled by Greyback at the end of DH.

( Lava Girl and the Ink Drop - part 1/4 )

Title: Teacher, Teacher
Author: ragdoll
Characters: Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Threesome, dub-con, rimming, light verbal humiliation, dirty talk, spanking, male Dom/femme sub, chan (Hermione is nearly 16), voyeurism, angry!sex, oral sex/cunnilingus, femmeslash
Themes/kinks chosen: Bisexuality
Word Count: ~6900
Summary: When Hermione goes to hide in a spare bedroom at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Author's notes: I've been promising inell that I'd write Bill/Hermione for ages so I'm happy finally got the opportunity to do it. Of course, Tonks then insisted on being involved. This is probably the porniest/most PWP thing I've written. Eeep! Thanks to everyone who kept me going on this, and to the divine kabal42 for the betaing.

( Teacher, Teacher, teach me love. I can't learn it fast enough )

Title: Trinity
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Charlie/Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, Threesomes, mild D/s, Chastity Device, Female Ejaculation, and an extant genital piercing
Themes/kinks chosen: Corsets, Bisexuality, Penetration Toys, Yoni Worship (of a sort)
Word Count: 3,000
Summary:“Do you not want it? We do not need to, if you do not wish it.” Fleur speaks dismissively, but she knows- they all know- Bill's not going to turn this down. Charlie's still smirking. The bastard.
Author's notes: Love to sethkyne_blue, quimby, and clandestinelli for putting up with me and my babbling excitement whilst I was writing this like a crazy woman.

Can I just say, Best combination of themes ever. :D


( Trinity )

Feedback is love.

Title: Rare Meat
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Bill/Teddy, Bill/Fleur, Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17-ish
Warnings: Uhh. A lot of female involvement in what should be purely m/m slash, voyeurism, rough sex, maybe elements of dub-con?, blatant abuse of the OMG-he's-not-really-a-werewolfism, more blatant abuse of Metamorphagism, random gills that pop up and disappear at will, wildly inappropriate behaviours, and… maybe adultery? Hmm, that last one depends on what your definition of adultery is, I think. Also, a bit of speculation on the French and their approval of all things kinky.
Themes/kinks chosen: Bi-sexuality
Word Count: 3540
Summary: Bill may not be a full werewolf, but he still likes his meat really rare. (OMG, most lame summary ever… don't tell mctabby, pls)
Author's notes: This is one of those things that, while I'm sure it's really twisted, seems strangely okay to me. Also, it is a bunny that didn't just bite, but also humped my leg a bit when ariadneelda suggested it back on Valentine's day. So. Blame her? :P Thanks to kathrynthegreat for the once-over and to the Vegas girls for the encouragement.


( Rare Meat )

Title: Playthings
Author: cedar
Characters: Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Might be considered slightly fluffy.
Themes/kinks chosen: March '08 theme: penetration toys
Word Count: 1487
Summary: Fleur buys a toy for Bill.
Author's notes:

( It does not go on ze Christmas tree. )