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2nd December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Cat for Christmas (Filch/Umbridge)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: [info]inamac

Title: A Cat for Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Umbridge/Filch
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Props, cat themed issues
Other Warnings/Content: caning, flagellation (implied), D/s, roleplay
Word Count: 2000
Summary/Description: With Dumbledore concerned with Order business over Christmas Dolores takes the opportunity to celebrate Christmas at Hogwarts in her own way. Happily Argus Filch is able to meet her requirements.
Author's Notes: Dear Deviant, Happy Kinky Kristmas. I am afraid that I may not have interpreted your request for 'Filch and Umbridge bonding over cats' in quite the way you expected – hope you enjoy anyway.

A Cat for Christmas )
30th June 2013 13:56 - Fic: 'His, To Reason Why', Apollyon, Arabella/Fabian/Gideon, Bellaxtrix/Voldemort, Remus/Sirius etc
Title: His, To Reason Why
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Apollyon Pringle, Arabella Figg/Gideon Prewett/Fabian Prewett, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge/Lucius Malfoy (unrequited), Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Argus Filch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Padlocks
Other Warnings: Chastity devices, incest between brothers, masturbation, mild BDSM
Word Count: About 2600

Summary/Description: Apollyon gave the address differently, depending on who was asking. He had two different business cards – one bold, loud and innocent, and the other understated in neat, black script – and two different front doors. Upon both, however, were the same simple words: Apollyon Pringle. Locksmith.

Author's Notes: Musing the theme 'padlocks', I thought of a number of ways this could go; luckily Apollyon let me have a go at including several of them! Quite a lot of thinkerty-thoughts to go with the erotica, this time. Sorry it's a bit late; internet troubles.

”His,_To_Reason_Why” )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
26th February 2011 16:34 - Fic: 'A Job Well Done', Argus Filch, Severus Snape, NC-17
Title: A Job Well Done
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Argus Filch, Severus Snape - with mentions of various and assorted pairings (slash, het and femmeslash).
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, (non-graphic) mentions of teen sexuality and bestiality
Word Count: about 2800
Summary/Description: ...“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth...”

Author's Notes: I had great fun writing this; I hope you like it, too :-)

A Job Well Done )
22nd October 2010 00:16 - Fic: Closet Case (Remus/Sirius; NC17)
Title: Closet Case
Author: [info]ceredwen
Characters/Pairings: Remus, Sirius, Filch, Dumbledore; Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Claustrophilia
Other Warnings: Intercrural sex, wanking
Word Count: 1806
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are in a tight jam.
Author's Notes: Let us pretend Mrs. Norris was in the bloom of her youth. She’s clearly ancient in the books, yes? Please assume an established relationship between Remus and Sirius. Many thanks to my beta museme87.

Mods, can I get a tag for content: intercrural sex?

Remus could have reminded Sirius that the entire reason he was stuck in a tiny, airless cupboard while Filch spun sadistic sonnets, was traceable to Sirius having ignored Remus’ repeated attempts at leaving and not staying to watch the fruit of their mischievous labor.  )
4th August 2008 08:26 - Fic: PUNISHMENT OR PLEASURE [Argus Filch/Melinda Bobbin, NC17]
Title: Punishment or Pleasure
Writer [info]iamisaac
Characters: Argus Filch/Melinda Bobbin
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Filch sex, BDSM
Themes/kinks chosen: See pairing.
Word Count: just over 1000
Author's notes: I’m given the possibility of ‘romantic marriage’ but turn it down to write Filch? Good job this is daily deviant...

Punishment or Pleasure )
28th July 2008 21:16 - Art: Fantasy, R, NWS
Title: Fantasy
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: PS
Characters: Fred and George Weasley, Argus Filch
Rating: R
Warnings: The warning is the theme :). And Filch, who I always suspect is a warning all of his own.
Themes/kinks chosen: Flagellation
Artist's notes: Oh Filch, you cartoon villain, you. This was all [info]nehalenia's idea - I can claim no credit or blame. No, okay, I leapt on the suggestion :). Including the one of having Filch not the *only* one into it, and having one twin kinda shocked by that. So - Fred is a perv, and George is unhappy about it. Would've been darker if I'd had it the other way around... But I decided it was mean enough to have them manacled so that one had to haul the other up. Yay!

And yes, I'm going through another phase of overusing this brush.

Art preview:


NWS )
9th September 2007 15:56 - Art (NC 17) – Desperate Measures (Severus Snape & Various Others)
Artist: [info]blackcoyote
Theme/kinks: June 2007, Brothels, Pseudozoophilia (Fantasy-play wherein a partner plays an animal).
Warnings see under the cut
Rating: NC 17 (for male genitalia), NWS!
Medium: Ball-point pen, Photoshop2 & Artrage2.
Compliant to: All books up to HBP (one unintentional DH spoiler)

The image and the rest of the information for it contains an unintentional spoiler for DH as well as content that may be unsuitable for viewers under the legal age of majority. Please leave if this applies to you, otherwise click the cut for full header and image )
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