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8th January 2017 20:41 - ART: Clever Witch (ALBUS DUMBLEDORE/BELLATRIX LESTRANGE,NC-17)
Title: Clever Witch
Artist: [info]mywitch
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Bellatrix LeStrange
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: spanking
Warnings: not underage, but headmaster/student shenanigans
Summary: Whenever Bellatrix gets detention with the Headmaster, somehow she always manages to turn the tables... Clever witch.

Clever Witch )
14th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Unquestionable, Unforgivable (Albus/Gellert)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]purplefulffycat

Title: Unquestionable; Unforgivable
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, unsure!Albus, confident!Gellert
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, slight dub-con
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description:

His eyes drifted absently around his too-small bedroom, the ceiling rafters gathering dust that he couldn't be bothered to clean, which floated down in shimmering motes, catching the amber-summer light. Aberforth's snoring and whimpers from Ariana's nightmares drifted up from the floor below. A cuckoo cried outside.

"Good morning, sleepyhead." The voice at the window startled Albus, and he sprung bolt-upright in his bed. The voice chuckled. "Oh, so jumpy today?"


Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear Mystery Recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this morsel as much as I enjoyed writing it :-)

Unquestionable; Unforgivable )
26th February 2016 00:11 - Fic: 'For What We Yearn', Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17
Title: For What We Yearn
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Other Warnings: (Magical) voyeurism, power dynamics, legilimancy, rough sex
Words: ~1750
Summary/Description: Using strange new magic, Bella is sent to spy. She discovers both less and more than she had hoped.

Author's Notes: Set during 'The Half-Blood Prince'.


Take him when he's vulnerable )
31st October 2013 20:22 - Fic: 'Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve', Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Frolics of an All Hallows’ Eve
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn; ensemble effort by the early 20th c. Hogwarts staff.
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Tunnel of Love
Other Warnings: Anyone who is terrified of rollercoasters should probably look away now.
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: ’That evening, something seemed to be in the air at the staff table...’

Author's Notes: A fun little fic for Hallowe’en, set in Albus’ and Horace’s early days as Hogwarts Professors.

It was not often that the Hogwarts professors were naughty. Of that, Horace was reasonably sure; the months he had spent so far in the Potions position had seemed to consist mainly of earnest discussions, recalcitrant pupils and marking.  )
27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
15th April 2013 10:23 - ART: "As It Sounds" (Severus/Albus; NWS)
Title: As It Sounds
Artist: [info]kelly_chambliss and Boadicea12
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NWS
Kinks/Themes Chosen: coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: I've already mentioned Snape and Dumbledore in the same breath as "clown sex." What, you need more warnings?
Summary: When Albus suggests using makeup and a Muggle camera to spice up their sex life, Severus is dubious but willing.
Artist's Notes: The deviant idea is mine. The photoshop skills are my beloved partner's. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. But working on this, er, "art" made her laugh.

Happy Tax Day to you US Deviants!

~ * ~ * ~

As It Sounds )
12th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Exceeds Expectations (Albus/Horace)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]amand_r

Title: Exceeds Expectations
Characters/Pairings: Albus/Horace
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: enemas,
Other Warnings/Content: enemas, drunk!fic
Word Count: 3,830
Summary/Description: The holiday hadn't begun at all well, what with the Apparating mix-up, and the incorrect destination, and the large creature that Horace later learnt was called a moose.
Author's Notes: Nothing in this fic is in any way representative of actual Canada. Fr srs. Also, Horace's views and mine are not the same.

Exceeds Expectations )
9th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Over By Christmas (Dumbledore/Grindelwald)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]inamac

Title: Over By Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: first time, bj, rimming
Other Warnings/Content: antirobinasticidia (scar fetish)
Word Count: 2140
Summary/Description: Christmas 1899, Bathilda invites the newly bereaved Dumbledore siblings to share Christmas Day with herself and her visiting nephew.
Author's Notes: The prompt was Albus Dumbledore's scar (which is "...a perfect map of the London Underground.") In the 1890s the London Underground consisted of only two lines – the District and Metropolitan – which makes the scar rather more believable – though less useful for navigation purposes in 21C London, I have therefore speculated on the use to which Dumbledore is referring. I have interpreted Rowling's timescale for Kendra's death and the subsequent events – on the assumption that Bathilda and Elphias's memories are not to be trusted, and Rita Skeeter's reconstruction is certainly not reliable. Happy Holidays to my giftee. And thanks to my long-suffering beta (who may be scared for life).

Over By Christmas )
31st May 2012 22:13 - FIC: To Encourage the Others (Dumbledore/Grindelwald, NC17)
Title: To Encourage the Others
Author: [info]inamac
Characters/Pairings: Albus/Gellert, Tom Riddle, Abelard Black
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: essayeurs, love potions
Other Warnings: fellatio, snowballing, cocks up arses.
Word Count: 1220
Summary/Description: Albus Dumbledore is not the only one who collects the memories of his enemies.
Author's Notes: I've twisted the prompts a bit. And I may have got carried away with research (though at the moment researching the 1908 London Olympics is annoyingly easy). I have fettled this down from something that wanted to be much longer (and with no smut), so apologise for its brevity.


To Encourage the Others )
24th March 2012 12:44 - Fic: Penance, Minerva/Severus, NC-17
Title: Penance
Author: [info]centaury_squill
Required Character and Prompt: Minerva, chocolate/candy/sweets
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: D/s, whipping
Word Count: approx 1080
Summary/Description: Dumbledore prides himself on his concern for his professors' welfare.
Author's Notes: Although I went for the character/prompt option rather than basing my fic on a piece of art, I did take some inspiration from the talented [info]akatnamedeaster's Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] (although my Minerva is fully clothed throughout).

Happy sixth birthday, [info]daily_deviant!

Penance )
27th February 2012 10:47 - Fic: 'Charity', Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17
Title: Charity
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Ceraunophilia
Other Warnings: D/s dynamics
Word Count: ~1150
Summary/Description: The storm; the wind, it was, which made Severus remember that dreadful night...

Author's Notes: The small section quoted from 'Deathly Hallows' appears indented and in italics. It's pretty obvious ;-)

The wind was unsettled, that day. It coughed forth in unpredictable gusts, ruffling the branches by the lake in random twist, and spluttering along guttering like the efflux of some consumptive weather god. )
17th July 2011 03:44 - (Art) "Prologue of the Masterpiece that Will Change the World", NC17 NSFW, Albus(/Gellert)
Title: Prologue of the Masterpiece that Will Change the World
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: pencil, PS, OC
Characters/Pairings: Albus (implied Gellert)
Rating: NC-17 (NSFW)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: erotographomania, fingering
Other Warnings: CRACK
Artist's Notes: To celebrate the final HP movie, I thought I would go back to Albus/Gellert, who started it all. After all, I always thought they both embody writing!kink, with all their talks and plans to change the world. :D Nevertheless, when I finished, I thought that art is terribly boring. *lol* Thanks to [info]blue_cage for the idea.
Art Preview:


Prologue of the Masterpiece that Will Change the World )
27th June 2011 19:14 - Fic: 'Lose Yourself', Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge, NC-17
Title: Lose Yourself
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: mirrors, sounding
Other Warnings: mild D/s dynamic, masturabation
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description: 1939: He keeps it in the corner of his room, covered by a heavy dust sheet and blocked-in by piles of parchment and books, to lessen the temptation. Many a man has gone mad gazing into the Mirror of Erised, after all - and Albus Dumbledore is too wise, too talented, and too downright important to let that happen to him...

Author's Notes: In The Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore tells Harry that men have wasted away gazing into the Mirror of Erised. Perhaps he speaks from close experience?
(Apologies as this is a day late.)

Lose Yourself )
30th May 2011 14:32 - ART: "Sweet" Nothings (Gellert/Albus Dumbledore, NC-17)
Title: "Sweet" Nothings
Artist: [info]vividzephyr
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Blindfolding, cuffs.

Sweet Nothings )
24th May 2011 23:55 - FIC: "Things Taken," Tom Riddle, R
Title: Things Taken
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/his left hand, Dumbledore's manic twinkling alluded to
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Harpaxophilia (robber ravishment)
Other Warnings: kleptophilia, humiliation (if you're a Tom), underage character wanking (chansturbation?) since Tom is all of 11, third-person stream of consciousness
Word Count: 1378
Summary/Description: “You will return these things to their owners with your apologies,” says the Professor, but Tom can see that he knows the value of things.
Author's Notes: Based on the chapter in which Dumbledore apparently uses Legilimency on an eleven-year-old child, justified by said child being pants-wettingly terrified of being locked up in a loony bin forever. *fond smile* Dumbledore's such a great guy.

It troubles his pride that the items in the cardboard box, a box that once held a chess set ... )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
21st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Chromatic (Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom, Minerva/Albus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Chromatic
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom and (very mild) Minerva/Albus.
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Included: 'Pretty lingerie', 'Cool theoretical magic'
Other Warnings/Content: Teen/teen sexuality, Descriptions of violence.
Word Count: About 3100
Summary/Description: 'Post Traumatic Magic Loss,' they had called it, and it had been getting progressively worse since the final battle, some nine months previous. Minerva finds herself increasingly overwhelmed by grief, loss, and the spectre of the future – until help arrives in an unexpected way.

Author's Notes: This story came about working with the pairings above, and the prompt, “a crazed spirit of experimentation”; 'crazed' might have grown from 'crisis', I thought. I do hope it hits the mark; Merry Kinky Kristmas!

Chromatic )
24th November 2010 23:02 - FIC: "Balance of Power," Dumbledore/Tom, R
Title: Balance of Power
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Dumbledore/Tom Riddle
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: birching
Other Warnings: Spankings in an academic setting, pervy student-teacher relationship, UST, Tom is 15ish.
Word Count: 2232
Summary/Description: Sometimes Tom got in trouble at school. The punishments, arguably, hurt his Transfiguration teacher more than him.
Author's Notes: When I was about twelve I read a fic on ff.net in which Dumbles had a brief vivid fantasy of spanking Tom. This is dedicated to that mystery author and her lasting warping effect upon my sexuality.

I'm truly rather surprised at you, Tom. )
17th November 2010 11:29 - Art: "Albus Likes Cocks (but don't tell anyone!)", Albus/Gellert
Title: Albus Likes Cocks (but don't tell anyone!)
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: photoshop, pen
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17 (NSFW!)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia
Other Warnings: Dumbledore is gay! :D
Artist's Notes: I just COULDN'T let the few days before the showing of Deathly Hallows pass without celebrating the fact that ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IS GAY. Not terribly kinky though, unless you think cock-sucking is kinky. I like to think that when Albus was young, this just wasn't done, so there is some love/worship for little!Gellert.

In his youth, young men loving someone else's cocks was simply not done. )
22nd October 2010 00:16 - Fic: Closet Case (Remus/Sirius; NC17)
Title: Closet Case
Author: [info]ceredwen
Characters/Pairings: Remus, Sirius, Filch, Dumbledore; Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Claustrophilia
Other Warnings: Intercrural sex, wanking
Word Count: 1806
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are in a tight jam.
Author's Notes: Let us pretend Mrs. Norris was in the bloom of her youth. She’s clearly ancient in the books, yes? Please assume an established relationship between Remus and Sirius. Many thanks to my beta museme87.

Mods, can I get a tag for content: intercrural sex?

Remus could have reminded Sirius that the entire reason he was stuck in a tiny, airless cupboard while Filch spun sadistic sonnets, was traceable to Sirius having ignored Remus’ repeated attempts at leaving and not staying to watch the fruit of their mischievous labor.  )
21st July 2010 23:45 - Fic: "The Lowest Drawer," Albus/Gellert, R
Title: The Lowest Drawer
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: self-flagellation (in both senses)
Other Warnings: Half-naked Dumbledore. Kinda dorky, very horny teenagers. Epistolary fic.
Word Count: 2046
Summary/Description: Albus gazes into his Pensieve and his lowermost desk drawer, and, in true Nietzchean fashion, they gaze also into him.
Author's Notes: My favorite thing about the whole of DH was the awesome academic enthusiasm of the DD-to-GG letter. This may come through a bit.

Has there ever been anyone else? )
25th April 2010 23:26 - Art: Stone Cold (Dumbldore/ Gargoyle)
Title:Stone Cold
Artist:[info]tripperfunster
Media:pen/ pencil crayon
Characters/Pairings:Dumbledore/Gargoyle
Rating:R
Kinks/Themes Chosen:Pediophilia
Other Warnings: STATUE-tory rape? Ba da dum! Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

Just like the label sez )

Thank you mods, for allowing my lateness! <3
28th March 2010 23:52 - Fic: New World, New Men, R
Title: New World, New Men
Author: [info]chiralove
Based On/Inspired By: Wizard Seeking Wizard by [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Albus/Severus
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: canon character death
Word Count: 1000ish
Summary/Description: There was only one man Albus would have waited for, and for him he will wait as long as it takes.
Author's Notes: I know nothing about how King's Cross looked in the nineteenth century, or the clothing that people might have worn then, but I can cheerfully blame all of my errors on Wikipedia.

New World, New Men )
20th March 2010 23:58 - Fic: Persuasion, Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Persuasion
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Based On/Inspired By: At Long Last by [info]tripperfunster
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: Hard R (art is NC-17)
Content/Warnings: fellatio
Word Count: ~1k
Summary/Description: We all know Dumbledore tried to convince Slughorn to come back to Hogwarts at least ONCE before he dragged Harry along...
Author's Notes: I have always been a HUGE fan of [info]tripperfunster and while this fic in no way truly captures the essence of her art, I had to pay it (and her!) tribute.

Persuasion )
31st December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Once Upon a Time Turner (Albus/Albus Severus/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]chiralove
From: [info]tripperfunster

Title: Once Upon a Time Turner
Characters/Pairings: Albus/Albus-Severus/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included:Threesome, Fellatio
Other Warnings: effed up timeline?
Artist's Notes: I'm not sure when Dumble's hair turned grey, so I've got it at an inbetween red and grey stage here. Severus would have been a student at this time.

Once Upon a Time Turner [NWS Art!] )
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