| Title: The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) snapelikeBased On/Inspired By: serpenscript's funny, adorable WWW's Dream Dolls. Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin Rating: NC-17 Word count: ~6,200 Kinks Chosen: Ravishment, rough sex, dirty talk, rimming, anal. Bestiality mentioned. Summary: Severus is lonely - he never was much for socialising. He finds the company he needs in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes: a life-size doll is much easier to handle than all those pesky humans, Severus is certain. Only he's in for a surprise... ( The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2011-03, author: snapelike, character: remus, character: severus, content: anal, content: dirty talk, content: ravishing, content: rimming, content: rough sex
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| Title: A Condition Author: snapelikeCharacters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: "Sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc." Other Kinks: masturbation, a bit of dirty talk. Word Count: 2,700 Summary/Description: The Dark Lord certainly had Lucius Malfoy emasculated in more ways than the obvious: now he has a condition he wants to be cured of - and for that he needs Severus' guidance. ( A Condition ) | |
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| Title: War and Worship Author: snapelikeCharacters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia, oral, frottage Other Warnings: Slight BDSM theme if you squint. Word Count: 1,200 Summary/Description: After the war, two old friends find consolation in each others' arms. Lucius hopes that his affection for Severus' cock might be allowed to spread to other body parts, preferably Severus as a whole. Author's Notes: Nah. ( War and Worship ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: xaphaniaFrom: snapelikeTitle: Cover Up Characters/Pairings: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Ted Lupin, a bit of Snape/Draco on the side. Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: First time, UST, wall!sex. Other Warnings/Content: Jealousy, oral. Word Count: ~12,000 Summary/Description: As he begins his new job at the Ministry of Magic, Ted Lupin realises that heroes are not what they once were. A story in which Harry and Ginny are understanding, Draco is jealous, Snape is actually helping and Kingsley Shacklebolt is... not really as heroic as Ted though he'd be. No matter what, Ted's infatuation with the former Auror is turning into something else; something more. Something much, much more... Author's Notes: Can't say how much I loved this prompt. However, I probably managed to mess it up. Didn't turn out very flangsty - more like soppy romance. Sorry. Thanks to my wonderful beta, X, who as usual has saved me from making blatant errors. Remaining errors are unfortunately mine. ( Cover Up ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: xaphaniaFrom: snapelikeTitle: Cover Up Characters/Pairings: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Ted Lupin, a bit of Snape/Draco on the side. Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: First time, UST, wall!sex. Other Warnings/Content: Jealousy, oral. Word Count: ~12,000 Summary/Description: As he begins his new job at the Ministry of Magic, Ted Lupin realises that heroes are not what they once were. A story in which Harry and Ginny are understanding, Draco is jealous, Snape is actually helping and Kingsley Shacklebolt is... not really as heroic as Ted though he'd be. No matter what, Ted's infatuation with the former Auror is turning into something else; something more. Something much, much more... Author's Notes: Can't say how much I loved this prompt. However, I probably managed to mess it up. Didn't turn out very flangsty - more like soppy romance. Sorry. Thanks to my wonderful beta, X, who as usual has saved me from making blatant errors. Remaining errors are unfortunately mine. ( Cover Up -- PART 2 )Back to Part 1 | |
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| Title: Until Next Full Moon Author: snapelikeCharacters/Pairings: Remus/Severus Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Rimming Other Warnings: Bestiality, plugs Word Count: 1,150 Summary/Description: Most canines have an interest in, well, arseholes. Moony is no exception. Author's Notes: Why, oh, why didn't I take the blue pill? Why does my Snupin always end up like this? ( Until Next Full Moon ) | |
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| Title: Ensnared Author: snapelikeCharacters/Pairings: Neville Longbottom/ Augustus PyeRating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Rectal exams: arousal by giving or receiving (Oh, well. Somebody had to write it. *grins*) Other Warnings: Slight humiliation, bondage mentioned. Word Count: ~2,000 Summary/Description: After a violent encounter with a Devil's Snare, Neville needs a thorough examination. Author's Notes: Thanks to inamac for betaing. Remaining errors are all mine. Also much love to gildedmagpie and gypsyflame for swapping dates with me so I could get my usual date back. Thanks people, it was really sweet of you! <3 ( Ensnared ) | |
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| Title: Four Weddings and a Funeral Author: snapelikeCharacters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks/Charlie, Remus/Sirius, Severus/Lucius, Harry/Draco - why keep it short and simple? *sighs* Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Please yourself with Lucius/Severus your mods, spanking, first time, D/s, desk!sex, threesome with a side order of incest (B/T/C). Oh, and a touch of exhibitionism and voyeurism. Other Warnings:Word Count: 10,100. Summary/Description: Three days before their marriage Harry and Draco are having yet another row. Harry tries to come to terms with his decision: does he really want to marry Draco Malfoy? Friends and family provide him with clues on how things can be solved to his satisfaction - and Draco's. Author's Notes: Post DH, more or less ignoring the entire wretched thing. This is all inamac's fault for discussing Lucius and the Hand of Glory, which (unbeknownst to Ina) gave me the idea for this. Credit to Richard Curtis and Mike Newell for the title. Thanks to elfflame for beta <3. ( Four Weddings and a Funeral ) - Tags:
*fic, 2010-09, author: snapelike, character: bill, character: charlie, character: draco, character: harry, character: lucius, character: remus, character: severus, character: sirius, character: tonks, content: d/s, content: dominance, content: exhibitionism, content: first time, content: oral sex, content: rough sex, content: spanking, content: submission, content: threesome, content: voyeurism, theme: please your mod
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: nehaleniaFrom: snapelikeTitle: Christmas for Sale Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Severus Snape Rating: mild NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: First time, prostitution Other Warnings: Nope Word Count: ~3900 Summary/Description: When Severus gets his Christmas gift from Lucius it is really a big surprise. Author's Notes: My recipient asked for "any Weasley/s + anyone else you care to add" and for sex for sale. I think I managed to ruin the prompt entirely: "whatever you can think of based on any element of my favorite Xmas story: Dinah, the Christmas Whore". Sorry for that. I blame the bunnies. ;0) ( Christmas for Sale ) | |
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| Title: Christmas Traditions Author: snapelikeCharacters: Lucius/James Potter Jr, Lucius/Severus. Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Non/dub-con, mindfuck, dark, chanish. Psycho!Lucius. And Psycho!Severus as well, now that I think of it. OMG, this is so wrong. Word count: 3,300 Notes: Oh, nice comm I have here. It has been ages since I've un-hiatussed, but here is something for ariadneelda ♥. Nothing says "Happy Christmas" like 3K of non-con psycho mindfuck chan. I am sorry for thoroughly messing up your prompt, honey, but the bloody Potions master insisted. I hope you'll forgive me. Also thanks to zephre for looking this over. Any errors are mine, and there might be a few. I apologise. I blame exams, stress and whatnot. Summary: An unexpected encounter in Knockturn Alley delivers James Potter into Lucius Malfoy's hands. As Christmas is the time for toys and traditions, Potter Jr is in for a surprise he won't forget... at least for... a while. ( Christmas Traditions ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2008, 2008-12, author: snapelike, character: james sirius, character: lucius, character: severus, content: hate sex, content: humiliation, content: loss of virginity, content: non-con, content: outdoor sex, content: threesome
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| Title: Bringing Rain (to the Fields of Duty) Author: snapelikeCharacters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Rodolphus Lestrange/Bellatrix Lestrange Rating: R Warnings: Dark Themes/kinks chosen: Mock marriage Word Count: 1,100 Summary: Marriage is not love, that much Rodolphus Lestrange has to realise. Marriage is a charade, a distorted mocking of what love is supposed to be. Author's notes: Death Eaters need love too! ( Bringing Rain (to the Fields of Duty) ) | |
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| Title: Precautions Before a Duty Dinner Author: snapelikeCharacters: Lucius/Narcissa Rating: NC-17 Warnings: slight (very willing) humiliation. Themes/kinks chosen: Abandoned Prompts Month: " 89. Narcissa/Lucius. Narcissa loves it when Lucius licks her. Plain old vanilla, and some dirty talk, biting and ripping of underwear." I think this was my own prompt, actually. Word Count: 2,450 Summary: The wizarding world is not the same after the war. Unpleasant tasks and chores have to be done - once more appearance is more important than honesty for the Malfoys. Luckily, Lucius knows how to make a duty dinner much more pleasant. Author's notes: Beta by imma. Slightly inspired by a conversation with snegurochka_lee. ( Precautions Before a Duty Dinner ) - Tags:
*fic, 2008-01, author: snapelike, character: lucius, character: narcissa, content: cunnilingus, content: dirty talk, content: fingering, content: humiliation, theme: everything old is new, theme: lost prompts
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| Title: Next Year, in Gorna Oryahovitsa Author : snapelikeArtist: cnary_crem_dghtCharacters: Severus Snape/Viktor Krum Rating: NC-17 Warnings: A bit of bondage. Romance. It is Christmas, dammit! Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas 2007 Word Count: 6000 Media: Photoshop Summary:" Viktor doesn't manage to say more before he has pushed him inside, into the empty changing room. It seems as if Severus has read the signals right. 'Is this what you want?' he purrs, as his hands rip at the Quidditch robe. 'To get it hard up against the wall?'" Author's notes: cnary_crem_dght was my favourite artist in hp-fandom, long before I got to know her. I am honoured to have worked with her, and very happy to have something I wrote illustrated by her. A piece of music to set the mood for the fic: Antonín Dvořák: Z Noveho Sveta - Adagio - Allegro molto (1893). Artist's notes: I feel so privileged working with such a talented writer who enjoys this pairing as much, if not more than I do! I had fun doing this series of pictures and hope people will enjoy them. Art preview:  ( Next Year, in Gorna Oryahovitsa ) | |
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| Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That... Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and lysa1Artist: cnary_crem_dghtCharacters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris Rating: NC-17 and NWSWarnings: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, snuff, cross-dressing, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness! Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas 2007. And kinks? What kinks? Word Count: 460. Yes. Not 4,600. Or 46,000. It's Christmas and people are busy! Media: Photoshop Summary: You know those 'Shakespeare's Complete in 30 minutes?' Yeah? Okay. They are a complete waste of time. We have everything that he has, and much faster. Now with pictures. Eat your heart out, Bill, old chap! A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.( We said, READ THE WARNINGS, DAMMIT! ) - Tags:
*kinky kristmas 2007, artist: cnary_crem_dght, author: pre_raphaelite1, author: snapelike, character: arthur, character: ginny, character: moony, character: regulus, character: sirius, character: wormtail, content: adultery, content: anal, content: bestiality, content: blowjobs, content: chan, content: corsets, content: crossdressing, content: incest, content: necrophilia, content: non-con, content: rimming, content: sounding, content: voyeurism
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| Title: In the Darkness of Sin Author: lysa1Characters: Snape/Moony, Snape/Lupin Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Bestiality, baby! Kinks chosen: (Metaphorical) blindfolds and phallophilia. Word Count: 1100 Summary: Only through pain Snape finds he can relieve his guilt. Author's notes: Rather dark and sad. ( In the Darkness of Sin ) | |
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| Title: For King and Country Author: lysa1Characters: Bella/Narcissa, implied Snape/Lucius Rating: R Warnings: Bella/Narcissa, adultery (duh!) Themes/kinks chosen: Gay husbands men Word Count: 1450 Summary: It is not easy to be ruled by a demanding Dark Lord and a husband who is not cut out for women. Of course there are solutions to that. ( For King and Country ) | |
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| Title: Flaunt Author: lysa1Characters: Snape/Percy, Percy/Draco, implied Snape/Draco. Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Apart from the kinks and the pairings? Nah. Themes/kinks chosen: Candaulism, fisting. Word Count: 1700 Summary: Draco has been looking at Percy Weasley for some time. Only Percy is... taken. Author's notes: Thanks to ldybastet for beta. ( Flaunt ) | |
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| Title: A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love Author: lysa1Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin Warnings: None Theme/kink: Serenading Warnings: None Rating: Hard R? Word Count: ~1450 Compliant to: HBP Summary: A story in which Severus Snape is unable to sleep, a certain werewolf is impersonating Celestina Warbek, and cauldrons are used as prevention, sort of. ( A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love ) | |
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| Title: Revenge is for tomorrow Author: lysa1Characters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Rating: NC-17 Warnings: student/teacher, fisting, watersports, humiliation Word Count: 2400 Summary: Snape has planned for this, his redemption, for years. Author's notes: For maddiec24 who requested slave!Snape, fisting, humiliation, and a happy end. I tried Maddie, I promise. I am afraid it is rather dark, but there is hope in the end! ( Revenge is for tomorrow ) | |
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| Title: Heat Author: lysa1Characters: Hermione Granger/Padfoot Rating: NC-17 Warnings: bestiality, student/teacher (agewise, at least) Word Count: 2300 Summary: What isn't said out loud doesn't exist. That is one thing Hermione Granger has been taught in the wizarding world. That goes for her infatuation with Sirius Black - and for the fact that she is suddenly driven into something so depraved that she can never tell anybody about it. Author's notes: For waxbean, who requested Hermione/Padfoot, a horny Hermione, and an insistent Padfoot. Merry Kinky Kristmas! ( Heat ) | |
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| Title: All That She Needs... Author: lysa1Pairing: Hermione/every male Weasley in the family. Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 1450 Warnings: Nope, none of those. Summary: Hermione is fascinated by cocks, and what does a girl do when there are lots of them, just there, to touch and taste? ( All That She Needs ) - Tags:
*fic, 2007-08, author: snapelike, character: arthur, character: bill, character: charlie, character: fred, character: george, character: hermione, character: percy, character: ron, content: chan, theme: au
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| Author: lysa1Title: The Inward Liberty of a Frozen Morning Pairing: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy Theme/kink: Final FQF, prompt #23. D/s, rimming, sounding, and phallophilia. Either can sub to the other. It's just after S is initiated into th DEs and there's a party (of sorts). They find a somewhat private place to relieve tensions. No psychopathic Lucius, thanks, and I would like to see at least a hint of love between the boys. Warnings: Rimming, phallophilia, purple prose and straying metaphors. Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 2750 Compliant to: HBP Summary: There are moments in life that stand out clearly; Severus' initiation as a Death Eater one of them. The morning after he has taken the mark he gets an unexpected visitor who makes the memory of allegiances and markings disappear in the past, to leave memories of the now hovering in Severus' mind. Notes: For ldybastet's Farewell FQF prompt. Title inspired by Wendell Berry's 'The Long-legged House'. ( The Inward Liberty of a Frozen Morning ) | |
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| Title: Beg Me (And I'll Cover You With Words) Author: lysa1 and ldybastetCharacters: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy. We're so full of surprises! ;0) Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Dirty talk Themes/kinks chosen: Psychic orgasms Word Count: 1400 Summary: Lucius has no defence against Severus' voice. Severus' words hold power over him, a power he can't resist. Author's notes: None ( Beg Me (And I'll Cover You With Words) ) | |
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| Title: Play Authors: lysa1 and ldybastetCharacters: Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Alleged student/student Themes/kinks chosen: Gay men Word Count: ~1100 Summary: Lucius Malfoy finds Severus lurking outside the prefects' bathroom, cock in hand. ( Play ) | |
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| Title: A Young Head Boy Caught Up In a Book Author: lysa1Characters: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Student/student. No actual penetrative sex takes place. Dirty talk. Themes/kinks chosen: Marquis de Sade Word Count: 2000 Summary: Lucius is reading aloud from 120 Journées... for his young friend, and Severus is appalled. Later they both seem to take a particular interest in a part describing tied-up young men - after Lucius has clarified one or two things regarding the subject and the Marquis' writing. Author's notes: Beta by ldybastet. Quote from Les 120 Journées de Sodome ou Lécole du Libertinage by de Sade. ( A Young Head Boy Caught Up In a Book ) | |
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