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8th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: “Get off me”… or “Get me off”? (Sirius.Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]sabethea

Title: “Get off me”… or “Get me off”?
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: dub-con/non-con, rough sex, half-clothed sex, wall/desk sex
Other Warnings/Content: breath-play
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: "I'm coming up there to have a word with Snape!" said Sirius forcefully, and he actually made to stand up, but Lupin wrenched him back down again. "If anyone's going to tell Snape it will be me!" he said firmly. (OOTP, p. 592) Sirius manages to evade Remus and sneak into Hogwarts to “have a word” with Snape over Harry’s Occlumency lessons. Sirius proves more forceful than persuasive, Severus makes an uncomfortable realization (pain/force makes him hot), and both get a relief they didn’t know they needed (badly). Nothing about Harry’s Occlumency lessons gets solved, though.

Author's Notes: I hope this is okay, giftee, because the prompt was great. Many thanks to TUB (the unknown beta).

I'm coming up there to have a word with Snape! )
5th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: If The Snow Falls (Sirius/Regulus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]train_tracks
From: [info]sabethea

Title: If The Snow Falls
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Regulus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest, guilt
Other Warnings/Content: Chan
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Sirius has a promise in his mind. If it snows at Christmas, he will stop. If the day comes when he can look up and see white flakes dancing in the skies, he will know it's time. Time to leave. Time to stop touching his brother in the most unbrotherly way of all.
Author's Notes: Many many thanks to my lovely beta. Dear giftee, I hope this works for you.

If The Snow Falls )
4th February 2012 17:41 - FIC: Mastery Over Him [Severus/Sirius, NC17]
Title: Mastery Over Him
Author: [info]sabethea
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: hair-pulling
Other Warnings: Master/slave, hate!sex, humiliation
Word Count: ~2300
Summary/Description: Sirius shouldn't want Severus at all – but especially not in the way he does...
Author's Notes: There needs to be a slight suspension of disbelief. Sorry

Mastery Over Him )
12th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Complicated (Severus/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Complicated
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: hair pulling, slamming up against walls, partially clothed need-it-now sex
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: 1391
Summary/Description: Remus and Severus could both have done without a passionate Seventh year relationship – except neither Remus nor Severus seems to be able to do without their passionate Seventh year relationship...
Author's Notes: Big big thanks to [temporarily anonymous beta] for a fantastic beta job at the last minute! Giftee, I had great fun with this.

Complicated )
4th October 2011 16:59 - Fic: Don't Die A Virgin [Ron/Draco, R]
Title: Don't Die A Virgin
Author: [info]sabethea
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: life-threatening situations: arousal from being in extremely dangerous/life-threatening situations,
Other Warnings: none, really
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: The Battle of Hogwarts is raging, and so is Ron's sex drive. Surely he can manage to have sex before he dies in battle?
Author's Notes: Vast amounts of liberties taken with the book 7 Battle of Hogwarts. I suspect canon-lovers will find many issues with what I've written – sorry!

Ron was going to die. And that was okay with him, it really was. )
4th August 2011 09:28 - FIC: Mine [Bella/Ginny, NC17]
Title: Mine
Author/Artist: [info]sabethea
Characters/Pairings: Bella/Ginny
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing, worship of dark witches
Other Warnings: AU, dub-con, bloodplay
Word Count: ~1700
Summary/Description: Voldemort won the war. Pure-blood survivors from the Order of the Phoenix were parcelled off as 'prizes' to favoured Death Eaters. Bellatrix Lestrange chose Ginny Weasley; a choice which she has no reason to regret.
Author's Notes:1. For my very very lovely [info]missingkeys, with grateful thanks for her fab betaing skills.
2. For those who wonder where I've sprung from, I used to post as [info]iamisaac.



Mine )
6th June 2011 08:59 - FIC: One Snog and a Grope
Title: One Snog and a Grope
Author: [info]iamisaac
Theme(s): alternate pairings: Charlie Weasley/Seamus Finnigan, exhibitionism, brief mirror references
Warnings: no others, really.
Rating: NC17
Word Count: ~2800
Synopsis: Seamus has always liked performing: first humour, then sex. Kink clubs are an obvious place for him to ‘perform’ – but he’s cursed by a frustrating obsession with red-heads…
A/N: eep, evilly not beta’d – sorry!

One snog and a grope )
4th April 2011 16:37
Title: Anatomically Impossible
Author: [info]iamisaac
Pairings: Ron/Hermione, possible implied Ron/Hermione/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompts: “bad porn language” and “best friends who never realized there was anything more until...”
Other Warnings: hapless!Ron sex (does that need its own warning?)
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Ron hadn't quite realised what Hermione had been reading...
Author's Notes: Many thanks to lovely lovely [info]drachenmina for a very swift beta. Trust me to come back from hiatus with a fic pairing no one likes – start as you mean to go on, eh? :)

They were Just Good Friends, and that was fine. Fine. Really fine. As fine as it could possibly be. )
10th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Yes, Minister (Kingsley/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]torino10154
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Yes, Minister
Characters/Pairings: Kingsley/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: toys, paddling, anal
Other Warnings/Content: [none, sorry!]
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description:Prompt: After a rough day of Auror/other Ministry dept. training, Kingsley takes his star pupil aside for a private lesson.
Author's Notes: (1)My beta is wonderful. I hope zie knows this.
(2)For other political comedy geeks, yes the title is an intentional throw-back. Just try not to think of Draco as Nigel Hawthorne...
(3) Giftee, I'm not sure I got as many of your kinks as I'd've liked, but this is the first time I've written this pairing, and I did my poor best :)

Yes, Minister )
1st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Blurring the Lines (Sirius/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ariadneelda
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Blurring The Lines
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Harry (implied Sirius/James)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: desperate!filthy!wrong!sex, angst, rimming, first time for Harry
Other Warnings/Content: dub-con
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: The Christmas Harry was fifteen was memorable for many things. It was the first time he was really aware of being possessed (or possibly not) by Lord Voldemort. It was the first time he drank firewhiskey. It was the first time... well, those two were firsts enough for anyone...
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who always – but always – rocks. Giftee, this was a wonderful prompt to work with: I only hope I've done it something near justice.

Blurring The Lines )
4th April 2010 19:19 - FIC: All About The Sex (Sirius/Lily) Hard R
Title: All About The Sex
Author: [info]allaboutkink
Characters Sirius/Lily
Rating: Hard R
Theme/Kinks Paddling
Word Count: 2000ish
Summary: Lily doesn't know whether she loves Sirius, but frankly it's not what matters.
Author's notes: This will probably appeal to no one: it is purely pr0n with no plot and little reference to canon - and it's got horrendous genderisations which will drive most people nuts. Apart from that, do read it!

All About The Sex )
4th February 2010 08:54 - FIC: Ministry Bottoms (Lucius/Percy, R)
Author: [info]allaboutkink
Title: Ministry Bottoms
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: dub-con
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: When Cornelius Fudge tells Percy to fully satisfy Mr Malfoy as to ”the nature of government in the Ministry”, Percy doesn't quite realise what this will entail.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who is brilliant. And apologies to the mods, since I first told them that I wasn't going to be able to post and then immediately managed to finish the damn fic.

Ministry Bottoms )
4th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Idle Threat (Severus/Sirius/Regulus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ariadneelda
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Idle Threat
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Regulus, Severus/Sirius/Regulus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Angry sex, dub-which-is-more-like-non-con, angst, darkness
Other Warnings: incest (obviously), humiliation
Word Count: ~4400
Summary/Description: Severus finds Sirius and Regulus doing something brothers should not be doing, and exacts payment for his silence.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who did her usual great job. Giftee – I hope you meant it about dark, because... yeah.

Idle Threat )
3rd October 2009 20:09 - FIC: On The Hogwarts Express
Title: On The Hogwarts Express
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters: Ron/Neville
Rating: erm, hard-ish R?
Warnings: unsexy sex, accidental voyeurism
Themes/kinks chosen: Edible aphrodisiacs
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: "It was Fred and George's fault. Everything that went wrong for Ron (with the exception of a couple of Voldemort induced problems) was Fred and George's fault."
Author's notes: 1. Thanks, [info]lee_west, darling, for managing to cope with Neville!sex in your beta-ing job. You do rock so very much, you know.
2. I'm a few hours early, because I have the day from hell tomorrow and intend to go straight from work to bed (on my own!) and will not have time to post. Sorry. Shut your eyes and imagine it's 4 hours later.


on the hogwarts express )
4th June 2009 09:17 - [fic] What Master Wants (Master Gets) lucius/regulus, severus/regulus
Title: What Master Wants (Master Gets)
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters: Lucius/Regulus, Severus/Regulus (implied Severus/Narcissa, Lucius/Narcissa)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: D/s, spanking,
Themes/kinks chosen: Swinging
Word Count: ~2900
Summary: Regulus wants nothing more than to do anything Lucius wants. Except one thing...
A/N: Many thanks to [info]drachenmina for some fabulous beta-ing into shape.

What Master Wants )
4th April 2009 11:39 - Fic: Lucius/Harry - iamisaac
Title: When Lucius Met Gerry
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters Lucius/Harry, past Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Warning: EWE, dub-con
Theme/Kinkssex shows
Word Count: ~4900
Summary: Harry is showing his talent on the stage; Lucius is inclined to test his skills in person.
Author's notes: Whilst I usually try not to do this, this story's written from the viewpoint of both men. There's always a * between one viewpoint and the next, though, so it shouldn't change mid-scene. That's the theory ;) And… erm… this probably won’t surprise anyone who’ve read my stuff, but these are a couple of really fucked up people – especially Harry. Many thanks to [info]lee_west, who did a fantastic job checking that I really DID keep my viewpoints straight, as well as doing her usual fab beta-ing.

When Lucius Met Gerry )
4th February 2009 08:08 - Custard Tarts For The Tart (Severus/Draco) - fic
Title: Custard Tarts For The Tart
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters Severus/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warning: not DH-compatible (Severus still alive kind of does for that), masturbation,
Theme/Kinkscatamites: young men used as personal lovers for older men
Word Count: 2500ish
Summary: After the war, there are precious few jobs going for ex-Death-Eaters. War-hero Severus, however, finds one for Draco...
Author's notes: Sorry, not beta-ed. I was well late in finishing this, because I kept getting distracted. Forgive me? My punctuation and grammar is generally okay, and because this fails at canon anyway, I can just pretend it's entirely AU if it has any massive mistakes...


Custard Tarts For The Tart )
4th December 2008 06:47
Title: Getting In On The Christmas Spirit
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters Severus/Remus, Sirius/Buckbeak (implied)
Rating: Hard R
Theme/Kinks
Kinky Kristmas 2008
Requester: [info]nehalenia, Character/Pairing: Snape/any Marauder/s (well, maybe not Peter)
Kink: wall!sex
Holiday item or location: Panto (Chart dared me)
Tone: humour, I'm thinking
Word Count: 1500ish
Summary: Christmas in Grimmauld Place is not so grim as it is crazy.
Author's notes: Oh, go on, then. As I'm awake at this ridiculous hour of the morning, you can have both of my fics for today.
Apologies if any of the people represented appear to conform in the least to canon. I don’t quite know what came over me when writing this, but probably everyone had better hope it doesn’t happen again.

Christmas Spirit )
4th December 2008 05:58 - FIC: Sweet Kisses
Title: Sweet Kisses
Author: [info]iamisaac
Characters: Luna/Ginny
Rating: soft R (and believe me, I had to work really damn hard for it even to be that)
Warnings: EWE
Themes/kinks chosen:
Kinky Kristmas Extravaganza 2008
[info]kabal42,
Character/Pairing: Luna/any female character
Kink: kissing
Holiday item or location: Christmas punch/egg-nog
Tone: fluffy or kinky
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Ginny and Luna are friends. There's never been a hint of anything more, before today.
Author's notes: I am almost ashamed to post something so very undeviant. Apologies if anyone feels as if they have eaten too many sweets and want to puke because of the saccharine nature of this story. I appear to have mislaid my inner dark, depressing cynic.

Sweet Kisses )
4th October 2008 12:21 - Fic: Take It Like A Man (Harry/Ginny, Harry/Others)
Title: Take It Like A Man
Writer: [info]iamisaac
Characters: Harry/Ginny, Harry/various others
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Minor het, adultery (obviously)
Word Count: 1200ish
Themes/kinks chosen: Adultery
Author's notes: I know, I know, there’s nothing like Harry/Ginny to put off readers. But those bits are fairly non-explicit.

Take It Like A Man )
4th August 2008 08:26 - Fic: PUNISHMENT OR PLEASURE [Argus Filch/Melinda Bobbin, NC17]
Title: Punishment or Pleasure
Writer [info]iamisaac
Characters: Argus Filch/Melinda Bobbin
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Filch sex, BDSM
Themes/kinks chosen: See pairing.
Word Count: just over 1000
Author's notes: I’m given the possibility of ‘romantic marriage’ but turn it down to write Filch? Good job this is daily deviant...

Punishment or Pleasure )
4th June 2008 17:44 - Iamisaac - Ron/Draco
Title What You Do In The Dark Doesn’t Count
Author [info]iamisaac
Pairing Ron/Draco
Rating NC17
Kink chosen Claustrophilia
Warnings I am as lacking in deviance as I ever have been. Sorry.
Summary Ron is working for the Order, and is meeting his new and as yet unknown contact in a particularly strange place.
Author's notes: Many thanks to Tallulah for the beta job. If you're put off by the pairing or the lack of deviancy, give it a go anyway. It's one of my better efforts, I think.

What you do in the dark doesn’t count )
4th February 2008 14:59 - Iamisaac: You Made Me Marry Kreacher
Title: You Made Me Marry Kreacher
Writer: [info]iamisaac
Pairings: Ron/Kreacher, Ron/Harry
Rating: NC17
Warnings: see pairings
Themes/kinks chosen: Mock Marriage
Word Count: ~3400
Summary: In order for Ginny to marry, Ron has to wed – and consummate the marriage. Ginny has set it all up… with Kreacher as Ron’s husband-to-be…
Author's notes: I’m not sure whether this is the reason I love or hate [info]daily_deviant. Ron is quite sure this is why he hates it.

You Made Me Marry Kreacher )
15th December 2007 08:08 - Fic: An Enchantment Most Foul, part two
Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: [info]elfflame, [info]iamisaac, [info]ceria and [info]lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part two of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

An Enchantment Most Foul – Part Two )
13th December 2007 06:44 - Fic: An Enchantment Most Foul, part one
Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: [info]elfflame, [info]iamisaac, [info]ceria and [info]lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part one of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

An Enchantment Most Foul – Part One )
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