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28th March 2011 23:48 - Fic/Art Collab: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books... (Severus/Sirius)
Title: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Artist: [info]akatnamedeaster
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: so very NC-17
Content/Warnings: image heavy! handjobs, blowjobs, fingering, anal play, frotting, entirely too much damned kissing, a bit of dub-con, bickering, snark, misunderstandings, nosy books, silly boys
Word Count: ~8,500
Author's Notes: This fic is, uh, a little longer than I intended. I tried very hard to write something that was worthy of [info]akatnamedeaster's art, and… perhaps I tried a bit too hard. Heh. At any rate, in spite of neverending scenes and missing mojo and looming deadlines, it was a world of awesome to get input from [info]akatnamedeaster from scene to scene and watch her art develop. She is beyond fantastic, you all!
Artist's Notes: What can I say? I got to work with one of my favorite writers after years of being inspired by their writing. Thank you [info]r_grayjoy for the pleasure of working with you!

Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires )
1st January 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: An Excess of Holiday Cheer (Harry/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: [info]r_grayjoy

Title: An Excess of Holiday Cheer
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: first time, shower sex,
Other Warnings/Content: frotting, bickering
Word Count: 3,650
Summary/Description: Draco thinks being forced to spend his holidays in Potter's house where he's subjected to a hoard of Weasleys is his own personal Hell. However, it might just turn out to be a blessing in disguise.
Author's Notes: Dear Deviant, I suspect you had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you prompted me with "the holly and the ivy." I hope you enjoy the results! Incredible amounts of gratitude to those who went above and beyond for me on this one.

An Excess of Holiday Cheer )
6th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place (Severus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]r_grayjoy

Title: Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: "trapped together, desperate virgin" sex
Other Warnings/Content: frotting, handjobs, blowjobs, snark, bickering, and perhaps a flipped cliché
Word Count: 3,600
Summary/Description: A structural collapse, a confession, and a lot of boredom result in something most unexpected.
Author's Notes: Dear Prompter #63, your wish included so many great pairings and kinks that I had an incredibly hard time choosing between them! I hope you enjoy the final result. My thanks to L. for the fantastic beta, as usual.

Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place )
1st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Take Two Drinks and Hex Me in the Morning (Snape/Lupin)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: [info]r_grayjoy

Title: Take Two Drinks and Hex Me in the Morning
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: sex under the influence (slightly drunk!sex)
Other Warnings: dirty talk
Word Count: 3,550
Summary/Description: When Severus experiences some uncomfortable realizations about his life after nearly dying in the war, he decides to do something he should have done years ago. Of course, the bottle of Ogden's Best might be partly to blame.
Author's Notes: Dear Mystery Member, when I saw your wish, this fic instantly came to me and I just had to get it on (virtual) paper. Writing it for you was an absolute pleasure. I hope you enjoy.
Huge thanks to L. for the beta and to those who put up with me during the writing process, as always.

Take Two Drinks and Hex Me in the Morning )
14th November 2010 00:32 - FIC: The Long and the Short of It (Ron/Draco, NC-17)
Title: The Long and the Short of It
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia (fetishization of certain types of cocks…)
Other Warnings: Draco fans are going to string me up by my toenails for this. Come to think of it, Ron fans might also.
Word Count: 2,825
Summary/Description: Every time Ron tries to put the moves on Draco, Draco puts on the brakes. Ron's determined to find out why -- before he expires from a terminal case of blue balls.
Author's Notes: I had completely criminal amounts of fun with this… Thanks to [info]aigooism for the speedy beta!

The Long and the Short of It )
14th September 2010 00:49 - FIC: Buggering Inter-House Relations (Sirius/Severus/Remus, NC-17)
Title: Buggering Inter-House Relations
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: please your mod :D
Word Count: 3,800
Summary/Description: Based on [info]akatnamedeaster's Love Potion #900 (NWS!). I took one look at this fab piece of art and received an InstaBunny Deluxe(TM).
Author's Notes: I didn't expect to ever write Snape in a threesome, but there you go. For myself, because it's "please your mod" month (heh), and for [info]akatnamedeaster, because it's all her fault. Huge thanks to [info]eeyore9990 for putting up with my last-minute angsting.

Buggering Inter-House Relations )
6th September 2010 22:08 - Fic: Thin Excuses (Severus/Remus, NC-17)
Title: Thin Excuses
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: please your mod :D (pairing, masturbation, first-time sex, and a truckload of other things)
Word Count: 1,850
Summary/Description: Remus gets caught… well, not exactly with his pants down, but it's horribly embarrassing nonetheless. (Marauders era fic.)
Author's Notes: For myself, because it's "please your mod" month (heh), and for [info]nehalenia, who supplied the bunny.

Thin Excuses )
14th March 2010 00:56 - Fic: Another Way to Heal (Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Another Way to Heal
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Based On/Inspired By: Another Way to Be Free -- art by [info]osmalic
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: hurt/comfort
Word Count: 8,900
Summary/Description: Remus just wants to save Severus. The task proves to be more complicated than it sounds, however, and requires more from Remus than he ever could have anticipated.
Author's Notes: As soon as I saw the artwork upon which this is based, I wanted to write a story for it. Daily Deviant's birthday gave me the opportunity. I hope this manages to capture your thoughts on what might have been happening during your scene and the tone of the moment, [info]osmalic. Happy 4th birthday, Daily Deviant!

Another Way to Heal )
28th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Catch Me If You Can (Severus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]r_grayjoy

Title: Catch Me If You Can
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, dub-con
Other Warnings: handjobs, frottage, power play, a lot of snark, and a smidge of dirty talk
Word Count: ~3,850
Summary/Description: When Sirius lands himself in detention on a Hogsmeade weekend, his friends leave him an unusual consolation gift to keep him entertained.
Author's Notes: Deviant #10, I hope I did your wicked prompt justice! My thanks to the usual lot for their invaluable input.

Catch Me If You Can )
22nd October 2009 00:28 - FIC: Everything He Has to Give (Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Everything He Has to Give
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sperm banks (I've taken the "semen kink" interpretation here)
Other Warnings: masturbation
Word Count: 1,000
Summary/Description: Severus doesn't understand the nature of his relationship with Remus, or why he should be the one to inspire such passion in him. [Time period isn't specified, so place it in whatever era you like best!]
Author's Notes: I wasn't planning to write for d_d this month (too swamped!), but this just sort of happened. For [info]nehalenia, for no particular reason. Maybe this will help inspire your Snupin muse? ;) Thanks to [info]eeyore9990 and [info]ragdoll for the once-overs!

Everything He Has to Give )
23rd July 2008 00:09 - Fic: The Direct Approach (Enlightenment in a Blowjob) (Harry/Draco, NC-17)
Title: The Direct Approach (Enlightenment in a Blowjob)
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: blatant prompt abuse?
Themes chosen: courtship
Word Count: 1,540
Summary: Draco's attempts at courtship fail to produce the desired result.
Author's notes: Just a bit of fun with the "courtship" prompt. Special thanks to everyone who listened to me agonize over this fic (I'm so terribly out of practice!), and to [info]eeyore9990 for the final beta read.

The Direct Approach (Enlightenment in a Blowjob) )
20th July 2008 14:46 - Fic: Absolutely Indecent, R
Title: Absolutely Indecent
Author: [info]r_grayjoy and [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape (with cameos by Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Kingsley Shacklebolt, and Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody)
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Themes/kinks chosen:Sacofricosis: The practice of cutting a hole in ones front trouser pocket for the purpose of masturbation.
Word Count: 2447
Summary: Sirius finds one way to entertain himself through Order meetings.

Absolutely Indecent )
14th January 2008 22:26 - Fic: The Frailty of Hope (Harry/Bellatrix, NC-17)
Title: The Frailty of Hope
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Harry/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-con, dark themes, hopelessly AU I feel a little bit dirty for writing this, OMG.
Themes chosen: everything old is new (previous theme: knives)
Word Count: 2,430
Summary: Bellatrix likes to play with her toys a bit before breaking them. Or, Harry learns something about the nature of hope.
Author's notes: This fic is for [info]melusinahp: I promised to write you Harry/Bellatrix almost a YEAR ago, and while I might not be punctual, I am, thankfully, persistent. I let the darkfic portion of my brain out to play for this one; I hope I didn't go too dark for you! Thanks to the brave and twisted [info]eeyore9990 for the last-minute beta.

The Frailty of Hope )
18th December 2007 20:22
Title: Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Artist: [info]artisticentropy
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: defilement of a war memorial
Kinks chosen: bondage, rimming, orgasm delay, dub-con, snark (yes, it's a kink!)
Word Count: 2,015
Media: Photoshop, graphics tablet, all of my free time for the past week and a half. :P
Summary: Some rituals should be disrupted -- and perhaps even replaced with others.
Author's notes: Proudly EWE; slightly AU in the 'Snape is alive post-DH' sense; I'll let the reader decide why Snape is around, and what sort of association he and Harry have had prior to this scene.
This fic was written for [info]cluegirl.
Much love and fangirling to [info]artisticentropy, who is always a joy to work with. I swear I didn't realize how porny this fic was until I saw it drawn out in vivid detail! ::dies::
Artist's notes: [info]r_grayjoy is the best author to collaborate with ever. Not only is she an awesome writer, she was super patient with how long this monster took me to finish! Every artist in existence should work with her at least once in their lives! :D *luvs on her bunches* I hope you enjoy this huge project we've put together for you all!


Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)


Warning: This is really image heavy because it is a full length comic. Click on the pages to make them bigger if you can't read them. )
14th September 2007 01:10 - Fic: It Had to Be Coincidence (Snape/Sirius NC-17)
Title: It Had to Be Coincidence
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks chosen: please your mod (hate!sex)
Word Count: 1,800
Summary: Sometimes it's difficult to determine who is being set up by whom.
Author's notes: Don't you love it when you have the perfect opportunity to use a plot bunny that hatched months ago?? (Marauders Era, no DH references.)
Oh! And happy one year anniversary on [info]daily_deviant to me!

It Had to Be Coincidence )
14th July 2007 20:54 - Fic: Not Exactly Forgiveness (Sirius/Remus, NC-17)
Originally posted July 14, 2007.

Title: Not Exactly Forgiveness
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: slight dub-con, blatant prompt abuse
Kinks chosen: serenading
Word Count: 1,775
Summary: After the incident at the Shrieking Shack, Sirius goes to extremes to demonstrate his contrition to Remus.
Author's notes: Wow, I wrote Remus/Sirius. o_O Marauder's Era; does NOT contain anything resembling a spoiler. Thanks to [info]ragdoll, as always.

Not Exactly Forgiveness )
14th June 2007 20:51 - Fic: Just Enough Room for Hope (Snape/Kingsley, NC-17)
Originally posted June 14, 2007.

Title: Just Enough Room for Hope
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Snape/Kingsley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: rough sex, dc, dark themes
Kinks chosen: brothels
Word Count: 1090
Summary: "He was an Auror, you know," Snape remarks casually while he waits. "His kind are the most satisfying to break."
Author's notes: I struggled with the prompts a bit this month, but I managed to deliver. Mwah! This is somewhat experimental.

Just Enough Room for Hope )
14th April 2007 20:48 - Fic: Darkness Discloses (Severus Snape, NC-17)
Originally posted April 14, 2007.

Title: Darkness Discloses
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Snape/HisLeftHand; Snape/Various Marauders
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fantasies involving dc and nc elements.
Kinks chosen: Phobia
Word Count: 1370
Summary: Young Snape's fears are revealed in his fantasies.
Author's notes: As always, thanks to [info]ragdoll, and to everyone who listened to me piss and moan. ;)

Darkness Discloses )
14th February 2007 20:46 - Fic: No Less a Man (Sirius/Hagrid, NC-17)
Originally posted February 14, 2007.

Title: No Less a Man
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Sirius/Hagrid
Rating: on the lighter side of NC-17
Warnings: I might seriously change the way you view Hagrid. ;)
Kinks chosen: alternative pairing: Sirius/Hagrid
Word Count: 2515
Summary: Do you honestly need a summary? You'll either read it out of sheer curiosity, or run away in terror! Oh, fine… Seventeen-year-old Sirius is having a crisis; he's fortunate an understanding friend is on hand to help.
Author's notes: Go on. You know you want to. ::smirk::

No Less a Man )
14th January 2007 20:42 - Fic: But Thou Art Not Forgot (Rookwood/Dolohov)
Originally posted January 14, 2007.

Title: But Thou Art Not Forgot
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Augustus Rookwood/Antonin Dolohov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A bit of rough sex and suggestions of sadomasochism. Incongruity. Poetry.
Kinks chosen: Death Eaters Challenge
Word Count: 1810
Summary: A reunion takes place shortly after the Azkaban prison break of 1996.
Author's notes: How's this for a rarepair??

But Thou Art Not Forgot )
14th December 2006 20:39 - Kinky Kristmas to [info]karasu_hime!
Originally posted December 14, 2006.

Title: A Gift of Catharsis
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,700
Prompt: dirty talk, over-the-table!sex, bottom!Snape, slightly-out-of-control!Remus; "Remus is transfixed by Severus' nape and can't help himself"
Author's Notes: I hope this is close to what you had in mind, [info]karasu_hime! Happy (Kinky) Holidays!

A Gift of Catharsis )
14th November 2006 20:37 - Fic: Duality (Severus/Lucius NC-17)
Originally posted November 14, 2006.

Title: Duality
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Severus, Severus/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: gratuitous use of present tense
Kinks chosen: boot fetish, blow jobs
Word Count: 1000
Summary: "It is his first social gathering as a newly initiated Death Eater, and he should not be spending the entire occasion staring at Lucius Malfoy's boots…"
Author's notes: OMG, I wrote Snucius… sort of. o.O

Duality )
14th October 2006 20:34 - Fic: Getting Off Easy (Harry/Draco)
Originally posted October 14, 2006.

Title: Getting Off Easy
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A couple of possible appearances of dc.
Kinks chosen: Masturbation, outdoor sex, and light bondage. Also with a dash of voyeurism and a hefty slab of hate sex.
Word Count: 2,675
Summary: Malfoy always wanted to catch Harry with his pants down...
Author's notes: Originally written for [info]kabal42, although I blame [info]ragdoll entirely. ::smirk::


Getting Off Easy )
30th August 2007 20:30 - Fic: Shagged Out (Fred/Harry/George)
Originally posted September 14, 2006.

Title: Shagged Out
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Characters: Fred/Harry/George
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight dc, and very sloppy sex.
Kinks chosen: Lubrication, leather (or dragon hide, actually).
Word Count: 3000
Summary: The Weasley twins decide that 'shagged out' is a good look for Harry.
Author's notes: This story has no redeeming social value and exists merely as a vehicle for a hot 'n' squishy sex scene. But I think that's allowed here. ;) Thanks to [info]ragdoll for the candy panties.

Shagged Out )
30th August 2007 20:00 - FIC AND ART COLLAB: Come Again? (Snape/Sirius NC-17)
Originally posted May 14, 2007

Title: Come Again?
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Artist: [info]artisticentropy
Characters: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Large images, like Whoa - This contains a complete comic adaptation of the story so dial-up users beware. Also voyeurism, wanking, and slash.
Kinks chosen: autagonistophilia as defined in Sex-Lexis.com, and gay men - since it's Snape/Sirius
Word Count: 2,175
Image Count: 5

Summary: Severus discovers something he isn't meant to see… or is he? Slytherin ambiguity meets Gryffindor roundabout.

Author's notes: Huge thanks to [info]themostepotente, [info]ragdoll, [info]alisanne, [info]eeyore9990, and everyone who listened to me piss and moan during finals week. Additional thanks to the awesome mods who shuffled the schedule to accommodate this collab.
Despite the external stresses, this project was loads of fun, and I hope we get to do it again some time. Thanks, [info]artisticentropy! (Sirius + Pillow = OTP!)

Happy National Masturbation Month, everyone! :D

Artist's notes: Many thanks to [info]scribeoffate for looking at my p0rn and putting up with me working on this every spare moment i've had for two weeks. :P And of course, major kudos to [info]r_grayjoy who got this banged out with just enough time to spare for me to finish this, even though it was her finals week! I too, hope we get to do it again some time! DD Mods, you rock for rearranging the schedule for us!


Come Again? )
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