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19th November 2009 00:01 - FIC: "Alternatives" (Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldie/Quirrell, NC-17)
Title: "Alternatives"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?)
Themes/kinks chosen: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrel, castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

Alternatives )
19th September 2009 22:09 - FIC: "Full" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
Title: "Full"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Much swearing and insulting of vicars :P
Themes/kinks chosen: Enemas
Word Count: 1930
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P And [info]alisanne? I promised you fluffy after the July necro fic, so here. This fluffy enema is for you. :P

Full )
19th July 2009 23:14 - FIC: "The Lingering" (Walden/Unidentified Female, NC-17)
Title: The Lingering
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Walden MacNair/unidentified female
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: character death, torture, noncon, snuff, spanking...
Themes/kinks chosen: Necrophilia (damnit, why won't any of the rest of you lot write the hard stuff? :P )
Word Count: 1075
Summary: People thought- wrongly, Walden knew- that methods not birthed in green light were just as final, just as crisp. But he knew how some bodies held something, he didn't know how to identify it, but something lingered.
Author's notes: So, this was written in 40 minutes in the middle of the Prison Break Ball at Azkatraz when I remembered today was my posting day... And this did cause my poor girlfriend to have another squicked flail of "OMG! I dating [info]pre_raphaelite1!" (yes, she uses my username for this flail)


The Lingering )
19th May 2009 23:12 - FIC: "What's Your Problem?" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
Title: "What's Your Problem?"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall's knickers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting.
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”.

Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after [info]hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.

What's Your Problem? )
19th March 2009 23:45 - FIC: Rainbow (Bill/Tonks, Bill/Charlie, NC-17)
Title: "Rainbow"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Bill/Tonks UST, Bill/Charlie, OFC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST, Weasleycest
Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fighting and erotic art (sort of?)
Word Count: 3300
Summary: And, as the muttered cursing indicated, this really wasn't the beginnings of rough sex and probably needed to be stopped as female entrails were probably not good for the stonework. Bill and his cock sagged in disappointment.
Author's notes: This is a birthday fic for [info]clandestinelli who asked for some Bill/Tonks... And the story went its own damn way because OMG. They wouldn't stop talking. *headdesk* Aaaanyway, Happy Birthday, Darling!

Rainbow )

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19th January 2009 18:11 - FIC: "Confession" (Remus/Various, NC-17)
Title: Confession
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Various, James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-linearity
Themes/kinks chosen: Satyriasis, Coitus a Mammalia, Infantilism, Salirophilia, Power Tools, Fellatio, Castration, Orgies, Claustrophilia, Hedonism, Courtship, Lacing, Sacofricosis, Flagellation, Fornicatory Dolls, Pheromones, Relics, Romantic Marriage, Confessions, Frottage, Suturing, Tantra, Adultery, Anal Plugs, Computer Sex(of a wizarding sort), Drugs, Coprophagy, Gender-bending
Word Count: 2222
Summary: "I like sex. I always have. But it's not as simple as that."
Author's notes: I figured rather than picking one kink I didn't write last year, I'd pick all the kinks I didn't write last year. Yes, I am crazy. Don't you all know that by now? Some are brief references, but they're still there, damnit.

Confession )


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19th October 2008 22:28 - FIC: "Gravity" (Bill/Fleur, NC-17)
Title: Gravity
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pregnancy fixation
Kinks Chosen: Lactaphilia, Piercing
Word Count: 1185
Author's Notes: All purpleness is Bill's fault. *nodnod*

Gravity )

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19th August 2008 23:02 - Fic: " Drifting" (Victoire/Angelina Johnson, NC-17)
Title: "Drifting"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Victoire Weasley/Angelina Johnson
Warnings/Kinks: Student/teacher, oral sex, fantasy, water sex, breathplay (of a sort)
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Insufflation
Word Count 1065
Summary: It takes Victoire a moment to realize she is underwater. It isn't the colour or the tall stalks of kelp stretching toward the receding ceiling. It isn't even the bubbles rising up from the woman's full lips as she exhales in a breathy groan. It is the gentle movement everything has acquired: a soft ripple of light and motion twined together and elegantly gilded.
Author's Notes: After a couple months' hiatus, I am back. For better or worse. :P But no mucophagy this time. It's even nearly tame for me! Nearly.

Drifting )


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19th May 2008 23:41 - FIC: "Snot On" (Hagrid/Fang, NC-17/Very Wrong)
Title: "Snot On"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17 (So very, very wrong)
Pairing: Hagrid/Fang
Warnings: rimming, bestiality, crack, Hagrid's crack, Severe Squickiness
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fur, Fainting, Mucophagy (Someone had to do it.)
Word Count: 1330
Summary: It wasn't Flitwick who came to him one Tuesday morning when everything was quiet but for the sounds of very wet and snotty grief echoing against the Castle walls and carried over the still lake.
Author's Notes: I blame this first of all on everyone who did NOT write mucophagy this month. Secondly on [info]zevazo who suggested the pairing after I saw that Padfoot was getting lots of action this month. And finally on [info]red_squared who was able to guess what I was writing by my assertions I was squicking myself- and who also gave me the title. And finally, I blame all insanity and mistakes on LMoM.

Snot On )

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29th March 2008 19:16 - FIC: "Trinity" (Charlie/Bill/Fleur, NC-17)
Title: Trinity
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Charlie/Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, Threesomes, mild D/s, Chastity Device, Female Ejaculation, and an extant genital piercing
Themes/kinks chosen: Corsets, Bisexuality, Penetration Toys, Yoni Worship (of a sort)
Word Count: 3,000
Summary:“Do you not want it? We do not need to, if you do not wish it.” Fleur speaks dismissively, but she knows- they all know- Bill's not going to turn this down. Charlie's still smirking. The bastard.
Author's notes: Love to [info]sethkyne_blue, [info]quimby, and [info]clandestinelli for putting up with me and my babbling excitement whilst I was writing this like a crazy woman.

Can I just say, Best combination of themes ever. :D



Trinity )

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19th February 2008 22:18 - FIC: "I Like Pink, Right?" (Teddy/Victoire, NC-17)
Title: "I Like Pink, Right?"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public sex
Themes/kinks chosen: Rhythm Method, Charms/Talismans
Word Count: 1640
Summary: One side of her mouth rises in an expression that disturbingly reminds Teddy of her father's look after pointing out the depth of the sea below their cliffs or the size of a dragon's stomach or the man-eating ferocity of a French veela who finds her daughters threatened. Teddy knows he's fucked. And about to be. In the bloody library.
Author's notes: Love to [info]clandestinelli for help with Teddy, [info]quimby for Ted, and [info]dannyyy for the lengthy dances of encouragement.

I Like Pink, Right? )
19th January 2008 01:57 - FIC: "Inflection" (?/Anthony, NC-17)
Title: Inflection
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: ?/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty talk
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New Again: Rape or Ravishing
Word Count: 2150
Summary: ”I'm getting closer. Sure you don't want to run again, little mouse? I like chasing you. It makes you so fucking hot and tight. You want to be like that for me, don't you? Tight like a little virgin slut.”
Author's notes: Undying love and gratitude to [info]emiine for the fabulous on-demand beta which made this come together better than I'd hoped. And snogs and lurve to [info]dannyyy who let me whine at her and who reassured me that the fic worked outside my head too.

Inflection )
23rd December 2007 19:09 - Kinky Kristmas, Hermione/Sirius/Remus, NC-17
Title: Exposed!

Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Artist: [info]wilde_stallyn

Characters: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: BDSM, threesomes, breathplay, sex magic, cockrings, cockgagging, rimming, reference to figging, AU
Themes/Kinks: Kinky Kristmas 2007

Word Count: 1400
Media: Photoshop

Summary: “Top Ministry Official and Known Werewolf Torture War Hero”

Author's Notes: Much love and thanks to [info]clandestinelli and [info]wildestranger for the betaing!


“Top Ministry Official and Known Werewolf Torture War Hero” )
10th December 2007 06:08 - Fic and Art: "A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail..." (Moony/Arthur/Ginny/Sirius/et al)
Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That...
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]snapelike
Artist: [info]cnary_crem_dght
Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Warnings: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, snuff, cross-dressing, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness!
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas 2007. And kinks? What kinks?
Word Count: 460. Yes. Not 4,600. Or 46,000. It's Christmas and people are busy!
Media: Photoshop
Summary: You know those 'Shakespeare's Complete in 30 minutes?' Yeah? Okay. They are a complete waste of time. We have everything that he has, and much faster. Now with pictures. Eat your heart out, Bill, old chap!
A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.

We said, READ THE WARNINGS, DAMMIT! )
19th November 2007 03:52 - FIC: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme" (Everyone, R)
Title: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Everyone? Remus/Sirius, Tonks/Ginny, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Albus/Gellert
Rating: R
Warnings: Excessive use of parentheses, implied bestiality and public sex, disturbing visuals of Hagrid
Themes/kinks chosen: phony spoilers and Teh CRACK
Word Count: 1850
Summary: 34 35 of the 81 fake spoilers provided, plus a few more. Can you find them all? :P
Author's notes: I am so, so sorry, world. This is complete and total cracked-out crack, though there is sex in it! Briefly. Sort of. At least it's not my art? And I sporfled while writing- not sure if that bodes well or not.

WRiNCL-on-Thyme )


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30th October 2007 22:28 - FIC: "Animal Natures" (Firenze/Remus, NC-17)
Title: "Animal Natures"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Firenze/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Centaur!Sex, Sex Magic, Bondage, Dubcon
Themes/kinks chosen: Abandoned prompts month
Word Count: 1885
Summary: Prompt: Remus happens to wander too deep into the Forbidden Forest on a full moon night and is caught by a few Centaurs, tying him up over a fallen tree. In the morning, Firenze finds him and takes advantage of the situation. Perv!Firenze and AlmostSplitInTwo!Remus. A plus if Remus enjoys it.
Author's notes: Many thanks to [info]ragdoll for giving me her posting date to allow for the craziness of divorce courts and wildfires. *hopes she's finding some fun in London* And love to [info]ladyblack888 who got to listen to me whine. :P

Animal Natures )

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19th September 2007 17:39 - FIC: "Sex 101..." (Bill/Charlie, Gus/Gideon, NC-17)
Title: "Sex 101 by Gideon Prewett (as Interpreted by Bill and Charlie Weasley)"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Bill/Charlie, Augustus Rookwood/Gideon Prewett
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Weasleycest! Sex as seen/understood by under-tens
Themes/kinks chosen: Please the Mods! (chan, love, oral)
Word Count: 2110
Summary: It was all Uncle Gideon's fault. No, really. Well, mostly anyway. But it's easy enough to blame the dead, and oddly comforting too.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]marilla82 for the beta! And much love to LJ's Orlanstamos, [info]aillil, and [info]spessartine for whom I am deeply indebted for their characterizations of Charlie, Gideon, and Gus, respectively.

Sex 101 by Gideon Prewett (as Interpreted by Bill and Charlie Weasley) )

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19th August 2007 22:57 - FIC: "Erubesco et Erubesco" (NC-17, Sirius Black / Anthony Goldstein)
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Theme/kink: AU
Warnings: frotting, finger sucking, hair washing
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,025
Compliant to: Nothing? :P It's random lord/vassal AU, folks.

The rest of the information for this story does NOT contain DH spoilers. Click the cut for full header and fic. )

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