| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ragdollFrom: lee_westTitle: Sirius Black and the Visitors Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Kingsley/Minerva/Charlie/Bill/Hes tia. And Moody, maybe. Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Oral sex, rimming, bisexuality, masturbation, voyeurism, slutty!Sirius Other Warnings: Shameless PWP. Word Count: 2,142 Summary/Description: Sirius is antsy and the Order is afraid he might do something stupid. Author's Notes: Fellow Deviant, what a lovely prompt! That in itself was a Christmas gift. I hope you like what I came up with – I tried to fit in as many of your kinks as possible, although I failed miserably at voyeuristic!Kreacher – I really wanted to work it in (I love the little bugger), but I didn't have any time left. I owe you that one. And I hope it hits the funny button, too. The title is a crude parody of Mario Vargas Llosa's brilliant book "Pantaleon y las Visitadoras." Even if Vargas Llosa stooped so low as to read this fic, I'm sure he wouldn't take exception – the idea is roughly the same. And many thanks to a wonderful beta who rose to the occasion. ( Sirius Black and the Visitors ) |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ceriaFrom: lee_westTitle: In the Eye of the Beholder Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con. Word Count: 1,224 Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike. Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S. ( In the Eye of the Beholder ) |
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| Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest Author: Lee West Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie. Word Count: 2,634 Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie? Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's." Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing. ( The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-10, author: lee_west, character: angelina, character: arthur, character: bill, character: charlie, character: fleur, character: george, character: ginny, character: harry, character: hermione, character: molly, character: percy, character: ron, character: teddy, character: victoire, character: viktor, content: group sex, content: public sex, theme: edible aphrodisiacs
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| Author: Lee West Title: The Power of Healing Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Viktor/Oliver/Percy Kink Chosen: Menage a Trois Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: Percy's newest case as a Healer is to treat Oliver and Viktor, who had a nasty fight during an international match. Warnings: Use and abuse of not-so-innocent bystander. Word Count: 1,646 Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my dear friend Minnow for betaing and getting me out of a very tight spot. ( The Power of Healing ) |
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| Author: Lee West Title: The Little Mermaid Rating: R Pairing: Cedric/His Hand/The Mermaid (sort of) Kink Chosen: Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: Cedric has his first bath in the prefects' bathroom, and it's an experience he's not likely to forget. Warnings: Underage boy wanking and a very loose interpretation of the kink. Word Count: 1,334 Author's Notes: Many thanks to Minnow for betaing, and for Ceria for letting me use an old, half-forgotten joint idea of ours. ( The Little Mermaid ) |
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| Author: Lee West Title: Viktor/Viktoria Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Charlie/Viktor Kink Chosen: Andromimetophilia: arousal by females who impersonate males Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: After a fiasco in the Quidditch World Cup, Viktor decides to leave the wizarding world and try his luck with another job. Until he meets someone from the past. Warnings: Hints at prostitution in general, some cross-dressing. Word Count: 2,600 Author's Notes: Shamelessly based on the movie by the same name – or almost. Strangers in Paradise is from Kismet. Many thanks to my beta, iamisaac. ( Viktor/Viktoria ) |
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| Author: lee_westTitle: Snow Day Rating: R Pairing: Arthur/Molly Kinks Chosen: Pornography Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: A surprising find on an equally surprising day off makes Arthur look at snow in a different way. Warnings: None, except for implicit hot sex between an old married couple. Word Count: 1,840 Author's Notes: This was obviously inspired by the recent snow day in London. A million thanks to my beta, iamisaac/ sabethea, who probably had to cope with the snow day. I hope it was fun for you, too! ( Snow Day ) |
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| Title: O Come All Ye Author: lee_westCharacters: Charlie, Draco and Neville Rating: NC-17 Word Count: ~1,580 Warnings: Only the fact that I would love to call this threesome Shaquille, from CHarlie, DrACo and NevILLE. Sorry 'bout that. Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas fic for florahart, whose request was Charlie/Neville/Draco, exhibitionism, going caroling, funny and/or happy-ending Author's notes: A zillion thanks to my dear beta, minnow_53, for tackling a most improbable threesome and doing it with her usual pizzazz. ( O Come All Ye ) |
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| Title: Big Boys' Toys Author: lee_westCharacters: Gideon Prewett, Charlie and Hugo Weasley Rating: R-ish at best Summary: Boys will have their toys Warnings: No chan. Just curious boys and their shameless uncles. Kinks chosen: Anal Plugs Word Count: ~2,800 Author's notes: Millions of thanks for minnow53 for the ear plug idea. Only you could come up with this and I love it! And also for fluffyllama for betaing this despite a cold. ( Big Boys' Toys ) |
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| Title: When You Whiff Upon a Star Author: lee_westCharacters: Oliver/Charlie; Charlie/Tonks Rating: R Summary: Oliver has a keepsake from his hero that he treasures – and uses for his nefarious purposes. Until one day the unlikeliest of heroes catches him in the act. Warnings: Use and abuse of a stinky, sweaty sweatshirt. I think that's it. There's no intercourse between anyone under 18, but there is a lot of under-18 solo wanking. I think that under-18 boys are masters at that, anyway, and, since they're doing it solo, I don't think it qualifies as chan. Please correct me if I'm wrong. Kinks chosen: Relics Word Count: ~3,700 Author's notes: Thanks to sabethea/ iamisaac for the beta-at-the-last-minute. Apologies for the horrible pun in the title. We all know where the idea came from, no? In case someone has never seen Pinocchio, well, it comes from there. ( When You Whiff Upon a Star ) |
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| Title: Spay and Neuter Author: lee_westCharacters: Padfoot, Sirius and Remus Rating: R Summary: Padfoot's on the loose, and the RSPCA is hot on his tails. Warnings: The kink is castration! Someone loses the family jewels. Kinks chosen: Castration Word Count: ~2,400 Author's notes: A lay-low-at-Lupin's fic. It's been a while since I saw one of those. They were all the rage until 2005, weren't they? Thanks to fluffyllama for the beta. RSPCA stands for Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. ( Spay and Neuter ) |
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| Title: The Power of Tools Author: lee_westCharacters: Arthur, and Molly in absentiaRating: R Summary: Arthur is doing research work in Muggle London and finds out something interesting about the power of Muggle tools. Warnings: It seems a recurrent warning whenever I write Arthur and Molly: don't try this at home, kids. Kinks chosen: Power tools Word Count: ~3,100 Author's notes: The things I put my betas through...they deserve much more than thanks. Thanks again, onehundredmoons and lyras for all your help. ( The Power of Tools ) |
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| Title: The Golden Frog Author: lee_westCharacters: Arthur/Molly Rating: R Summary: Molly can't stop being pregnant, and the twins decide to take matters in their own hands. No, not those twins. Warnings: Really bad birth control advice. Do not try this at home! Kinks chosen: 1. Rhythm method: The method of family planning where one observes the time of ovulation, with a cameo by 2. Charms: Talismans, good luck items. Word Count: ~1,900 Author's notes: An armful of love and gratitude to my two excellent betas, onehundredmoons and lyras. ( The Golden Frog ) |
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| Title: An Enchantment Most Foul Authors: elfflame, iamisaac, ceria and lee_westCharacters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt Rating: NC-17. Warnings: Semi-public sex, part two of two Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration! Word Count: about 10,000 total Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon ( An Enchantment Most Foul – Part Two ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2007, 2007-12, author: ceria, author: elfflame, author: lee_west, author: sabethea, character: gideon, character: kingsley, character: lucius, character: sirius, content: adultery, content: dirty talk, content: public sex
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| Title: An Enchantment Most Foul Authors: elfflame, iamisaac, ceria and lee_westCharacters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt Rating: NC-17. Warnings: Semi-public sex, part one of two Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration! Word Count: about 10,000 total Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon ( An Enchantment Most Foul – Part One ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2007, 2007-12, author: ceria, author: elfflame, author: lee_west, author: sabethea, character: gideon, character: kingsley, character: lucius, character: sirius, content: adultery, content: dirty talk, content: public sex
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| Title: The Wedding Crasher Author: lee_westCharacters: Regulus/James Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Themes/kinks chosen: Abandoned Prompts: 13. Pairing(s): James/Regulus or James/Sirius (or all three!) Themes: public sex, angry sex, revenge sex, dub-con sex. Adored but not necessary: collaring/breathplay, denied orgasm, watersports Prompt: At Lily/James's wedding, or rehearsal, or some wedding-type party. Drunk!Regulus (or Sirius, or both) crash it. (Sure, Regulus should be dead by then, but I'm not picky about timelines!)Word Count: ~4,600 Summary: It's James's wedding day and he receives a most interesting visit. Author's notes: This is a sequel to my fic Straight, but you don't have to read it at all to follow this one. I just added the link if you feel like reading double-smut. Thanks to my faithful beta, minnow_53( The Wedding Crasher ) |
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