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29th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sirius Black and the Visitors (Sirius/Kingsley/Minerva/Charlie/Bill/Hestia)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]lee_west

Title: Sirius Black and the Visitors
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Kingsley/Minerva/Charlie/Bill/Hestia. And Moody, maybe.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral sex, rimming, bisexuality, masturbation, voyeurism, slutty!Sirius
Other Warnings: Shameless PWP.
Word Count: 2,142
Summary/Description: Sirius is antsy and the Order is afraid he might do something stupid.
Author's Notes: Fellow Deviant, what a lovely prompt! That in itself was a Christmas gift. I hope you like what I came up with – I tried to fit in as many of your kinks as possible, although I failed miserably at voyeuristic!Kreacher – I really wanted to work it in (I love the little bugger), but I didn't have any time left. I owe you that one.

And I hope it hits the funny button, too.

The title is a crude parody of Mario Vargas Llosa's brilliant book "Pantaleon y las Visitadoras." Even if Vargas Llosa stooped so low as to read this fic, I'm sure he wouldn't take exception – the idea is roughly the same.

And many thanks to a wonderful beta who rose to the occasion.

Sirius Black and the Visitors )
2nd December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: In the Eye of the Beholder (Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ceria
From: [info]lee_west

Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing
Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con.
Word Count: 1,224
Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike.
Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S.

In the Eye of the Beholder )
15th October 2009 06:54 - The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Author: Lee West
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest )
15th August 2009 08:16 - The Power of Healing (Percy/Oliver/Viktor, R)
Author: Lee West
Title: The Power of Healing
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Viktor/Oliver/Percy
Kink Chosen: Menage a Trois
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy's newest case as a Healer is to treat Oliver and Viktor, who had a nasty fight during an international match.
Warnings: Use and abuse of not-so-innocent bystander.
Word Count: 1,646
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my dear friend Minnow for betaing and getting me out of a very tight spot.

The Power of Healing )
15th June 2009 07:26 - The Little Mermaid
Author: Lee West
Title: The Little Mermaid
Rating: R
Pairing: Cedric/His Hand/The Mermaid (sort of)
Kink Chosen: Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Cedric has his first bath in the prefects' bathroom, and it's an experience he's not likely to forget.
Warnings: Underage boy wanking and a very loose interpretation of the kink.
Word Count: 1,334
Author's Notes: Many thanks to Minnow for betaing, and for Ceria for letting me use an old, half-forgotten joint idea of ours.

The Little Mermaid )
15th April 2009 07:16 - FIC: Viktor/Viktoria (Viktor/Charlie, R)
Author: Lee West
Title: Viktor/Viktoria
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Kink Chosen: Andromimetophilia: arousal by females who impersonate males
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: After a fiasco in the Quidditch World Cup, Viktor decides to leave the wizarding world and try his luck with another job. Until he meets someone from the past.
Warnings: Hints at prostitution in general, some cross-dressing.
Word Count: 2,600
Author's Notes: Shamelessly based on the movie by the same name – or almost. Strangers in Paradise is from Kismet.

Many thanks to my beta, [info]iamisaac.

Viktor/Viktoria )
15th February 2009 07:13 - Snow Day
Author: [info]lee_west
Title: Snow Day
Rating: R
Pairing: Arthur/Molly
Kinks Chosen: Pornography
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A surprising find on an equally surprising day off makes Arthur look at snow in a different way.
Warnings: None, except for implicit hot sex between an old married couple.
Word Count: 1,840
Author's Notes: This was obviously inspired by the recent snow day in London.

A million thanks to my beta, [info]iamisaac/[info]sabethea, who probably had to cope with the snow day. I hope it was fun for you, too!

Snow Day )
15th December 2008 07:26 - FIC: O Come All Ye (Charlie/Draco/Neville; NC-17)
Title: O Come All Ye
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Charlie, Draco and Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,580
Warnings: Only the fact that I would love to call this threesome Shaquille, from CHarlie, DrACo and NevILLE. Sorry 'bout that.
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas fic for [info]florahart, whose request was Charlie/Neville/Draco, exhibitionism, going caroling, funny and/or happy-ending
Author's notes: A zillion thanks to my dear beta, [info]minnow_53, for tackling a most improbable threesome and doing it with her usual pizzazz.

O Come All Ye )
15th October 2008 07:06 - Big Boys' Toys
Title: Big Boys' Toys
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Gideon Prewett, Charlie and Hugo Weasley
Rating: R-ish at best
Summary: Boys will have their toys
Warnings: No chan. Just curious boys and their shameless uncles.
Kinks chosen: Anal Plugs
Word Count: ~2,800
Author's notes: Millions of thanks for [info]minnow53 for the ear plug idea. Only you could come up with this and I love it! And also for [info]fluffyllama for betaing this despite a cold.

Big Boys' Toys )
15th August 2008 08:18 - FIC: When You Whiff Upon a Star (Charlie/Oliver, R)
Title: When You Whiff Upon a Star
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Oliver/Charlie; Charlie/Tonks
Rating: R
Summary: Oliver has a keepsake from his hero that he treasures – and uses for his nefarious purposes. Until one day the unlikeliest of heroes catches him in the act.
Warnings: Use and abuse of a stinky, sweaty sweatshirt. I think that's it. There's no intercourse between anyone under 18, but there is a lot of under-18 solo wanking. I think that under-18 boys are masters at that, anyway, and, since they're doing it solo, I don't think it qualifies as chan. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: ~3,700
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sabethea/[info]iamisaac for the beta-at-the-last-minute.

Apologies for the horrible pun in the title. We all know where the idea came from, no? In case someone has never seen Pinocchio, well, it comes from there.


When You Whiff Upon a Star )
15th June 2008 08:27 - FIC: Spay and Neuter (Padfoot, Sirius/Remus - R)
Title: Spay and Neuter
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Padfoot, Sirius and Remus
Rating: R
Summary: Padfoot's on the loose, and the RSPCA is hot on his tails.
Warnings: The kink is castration! Someone loses the family jewels.
Kinks chosen: Castration
Word Count: ~2,400
Author's notes: A lay-low-at-Lupin's fic. It's been a while since I saw one of those. They were all the rage until 2005, weren't they?

Thanks to [info]fluffyllama for the beta. RSPCA stands for Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Spay and Neuter )
18th April 2008 08:15 - FIC: The Power of Tools (R - Arthur/Molly)
Title: The Power of Tools
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Arthur, and Molly in absentia
Rating: R
Summary: Arthur is doing research work in Muggle London and finds out something interesting about the power of Muggle tools.
Warnings: It seems a recurrent warning whenever I write Arthur and Molly: don't try this at home, kids.
Kinks chosen: Power tools
Word Count: ~3,100
Author's notes: The things I put my betas through...they deserve much more than thanks. Thanks again, [info]onehundredmoons and [info]lyras for all your help.

The Power of Tools )
15th February 2008 07:31 - Fic: The Golden Frog - Arthur/Molly - R
Title: The Golden Frog
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Arthur/Molly
Rating: R
Summary: Molly can't stop being pregnant, and the twins decide to take matters in their own hands. No, not those twins.
Warnings: Really bad birth control advice. Do not try this at home!
Kinks chosen: 1. Rhythm method: The method of family planning where one observes the time of ovulation, with a cameo by 2. Charms: Talismans, good luck items.
Word Count: ~1,900
Author's notes: An armful of love and gratitude to my two excellent betas, [info]onehundredmoons and [info]lyras.

The Golden Frog )
15th December 2007 08:08 - Fic: An Enchantment Most Foul, part two
Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: [info]elfflame, [info]iamisaac, [info]ceria and [info]lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part two of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

An Enchantment Most Foul – Part Two )
13th December 2007 06:44 - Fic: An Enchantment Most Foul, part one
Title: An Enchantment Most Foul
Authors: [info]elfflame, [info]iamisaac, [info]ceria and [info]lee_west
Characters: Lucius Malfoy / Gideon Prewett and Sirius Black / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Semi-public sex, part one of two
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: about 10,000 total
Summary: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon

An Enchantment Most Foul – Part One )
15th October 2007 06:22 - The Wedding Crasher
Title: The Wedding Crasher
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Regulus/James
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Themes/kinks chosen: Abandoned Prompts: 13. Pairing(s): James/Regulus or James/Sirius (or all three!)
Themes: public sex, angry sex, revenge sex, dub-con sex. Adored but not necessary: collaring/breathplay, denied orgasm, watersports
Prompt: At Lily/James's wedding, or rehearsal, or some wedding-type party. Drunk!Regulus (or Sirius, or both) crash it. (Sure, Regulus should be dead by then, but I'm not picky about timelines!)

Word Count: ~4,600
Summary: It's James's wedding day and he receives a most interesting visit.
Author's notes: This is a sequel to my fic Straight, but you don't have to read it at all to follow this one. I just added the link if you feel like reading double-smut.

Thanks to my faithful beta, [info]minnow_53

The Wedding Crasher )
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