Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: writcraftFrom: kelly_chamblissTitle:
Minerva/Wilhelmina, pre-slash Ginny/MillicentRating:
fingering, cross-dressingOther Warnings/Content:
Millicent Bulstrode gets some new clothes, and Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank gets some.Author's Notes:
, I hope this story "suits" you! Many thanks to my super-fast beta, B, and to the lovely mods for their infinite patience.
Happy Kinky Holidays to you all!
~=~=~( Bespoke )
As It SoundsArtist: kelly_chambliss
Severus Snape/Albus DumbledoreRating: NWSKinks/Themes Chosen:
coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sexOther Warnings:
I've already mentioned Snape and Dumbledore in the same breath as "clown sex." What, you need more
When Albus suggests using makeup and a Muggle camera to spice up their sex life, Severus is dubious but willing.Artist's Notes:
The deviant idea is mine. The photoshop skills are my beloved partner's. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. But working on this, er, "art" made her laugh.
Happy Tax Day to you US Deviants!
~ * ~ * ~( As It Sounds )
Flying DutchmanAuthor: kelly_chamblissPairing:
Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Aberforth DumbledoreRating:
Capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smokeOther Warnings:
Nothing both soothes and arouses Aberforth like a whiff of Wilhelmina's pipe smoke.Author's Notes:
I have such a smoking-in-fanfic kink, you can't imagine. So I was really pleased to see this month's theme. And it was perfect for another favorite of mine, the pipe-smoking Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank. In my head-canon, Wilhelmina is a dyke, but sometimes she makes an exception for Aberforth.
Flying Dutchman is a real pipe tobacco, and it always makes me (and apparently Aberforth) think of the famous legend.
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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: pre_raphaelite1From: kelly_chamblissTitle:?????Characters:
Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/NaginiRating:
corsets, clothing!porn, kinky gadgetry, bestialityOther Content:
Steampunk!AU, fivesome, voyeurism. Prompt: "the dawn of a new age"Word Count:
It's 1894, the dawn of a new age, and Severus Snape, shipping clerk, wants a bit more magic in his world. But few know better than he that life is always a big question mark.Author's Notes:
Your character list really intrigued me, Mystery Member, and by the time I saw "steampunk" and "corsets," I had no question which KK prompt I was going to claim. I wanted the story to be kinky and atmospheric, but I didn't end up with exactly the kinks and atmosphere I intended when I started. Thus it's probably not as "shuddery" as you might have wished. And as you see by the word count, it's a monster of a fic. But I hope you'll enjoy it all the same.
As I wrote, I was inspired (in different ways, at different stages) by the following pieces of fanart: Steampunk Snape
(minus the goggles) by DracosoftieArt Nouveau Snape
by DvervzimuMadam Malfoy
(with Nagini) by SrebrnylisTom Riddle
by EinheitstochterTom Riddle
(with Nagini) by Chilli VilliMinerva McGonagall
by Dorus the Walrus
Happy Kinky Holidays to all the Deviants, and ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
to the kind and patient mods.
My thanks to my ever-helpful beta are extensive and unending.~~~~~( ????? (Part 1) )On to Part 2
Rita Skeeter/Dolores UmbridgeRating:
body writingOther Warnings:
blood playWord Count:
For Rita Skeeter, "word" and "sex" and "blood" are synonyms.Author's Notes:
Dolores Umbridge and her blood quills seemed like a natural for this prompt. And if anyone's going to be a match for her, it's going to be Rita. So I put the two of them and some Dark quills and parchment into a room, and this fic is the result.
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Reflections in a Golden FrameAuthor: kelly_chamblissCharacters/Pairings:
The Mirror of Erised and various permutations of Albus Dumbledore, golden-haired pretty boys, Molly Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Rolanda Hooch, Alastor Moody, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, brooms, dragons, socks.Rating:
light RKinks/Themes Chosen:
Did you read the characters list?Word Count:
After Harry Potter spends too much time staring at his family, The Mirror of Erised finds itself banished to a dungeon with stone walls, no rats, and a lot of memories.Author's Notes:
My thanks to my beloved partner for the lightning-fast beta. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. And then I give her this
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In Its Deepest BeingAuthor: kelly_chamblissPairing:
Poppy Pomfrey/Narcissa Black [Malfoy]Rating:
Hard RKinks/Themes Chosen:
Bad Porn Clichés: "naughty nurse has exploits with patients or doctors"
and "someone above corruption (priest, nun [add 'trusted healer'], etc.) is corrupted" Other Warnings:
slightly under-age sex, suggestion of drug abuseWord Count:
Each time, she tells herself it will be the last time.Author's Notes:
I decided to go with clichés all the way, and some overwought language, too. As always, my unending thanks to my beta therealsnape
, who improves everything I write.~ ~ ~ ~ ~( In Its Deepest Being )
Vital Little SliverAuthor: kelly_chamblissBased On/Inspired By: Who Do
Minerva/Tom, past Minerva/NarcissaRating:
genital shaving, voyeurism, moment of violence to a dog.Word Count:
After Narcissa tires of committing random acts of voodoo, she decides to let someone else play with her doll. Author's Notes:
The first version of this story was longer and not at all worth reading. But my wonderfully perceptive, honest, tactful beta (you know who you are, my friend) saved me from embarrassing myself by posting it, and she has my eternal gratitude.
This version may not be much better, I fear, but today's my posting day, so here goes. Apparently I'm just not capable of writing a Lord V who is not melodramatic and over-the-top. Snake-like megalomaniacs with fragmented souls seem to do that to me.
My dear thegildedmagpie
, I'm afraid I didn't manage to recreate the atmospheric power or evocative language of your fine original, but yours was a story that stayed with me, and I wanted to see what might happen next. And to explore your comment about Minerva's "depilation fetish."
I've taken a few lines from the original story; the title comes from a thought of Minerva's: She had no choice but to conclude that she had utterly lost some vital little sliver of her sanity to this year, this hellish year.
Set during DH.~ * ~ * ~( Vital Little Sliver )
Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds HerselfAuthor: kelly_chamblissCharacters/Pairings:
Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Irma PinceRating:
sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc.Other Warnings:
None. Well, there's a sex toy involved. Word Count:
Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank has never been much for books. But then Irma Pince helps her do a little research into the literature of sexology.Author's Notes:
This story is my first contribution to daily_deviant
. You've all given me a lot of fun over the years; I'm pleased to be invited to give some back.
The title is adapted from Radclyffe Hall's classic story of "inversion," "Miss Ogilvy Finds Herself." The quotations from Muggle sexologists Havelock Ellis and Richard von Krafft-Ebing are from texts in the public domain. The quotation from wizard sexologist Oxwald Horwood-Ashe is included by kind permission of Kinsey and Hite, Publishers, Diagon Alley.
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Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: eeyore9990From: kelly_chamblissTitle:
King of BeastsCharacters/Pairings:
Alastor Moody/Kingsley Shacklebolt/SurpriseRating:
As per the recipient's wish: "Mentor!smut, Big Bad Auror!Smut"Other Content:
Orgasm denial (sort of), mild humiliation, misuse of potions and sofasWord Count:
Kingsley Shacklebolt's first assignment for the Order of the Phoenix is a beastly one. In some ways. And he hasn't even met Voldemort yet.Author's Notes:
A really fun prompt, Mystery Recipient; thank you. I hope this story doesn't have too much D/s for you. But I don't think Kingsley minded, truly.
My thanks to my excellent beta, and I wish all the Deviants a fine Kinky Kristmas.o~~O~~o( King of Beasts )