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19th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Diverted (Percy/Pansy/Draco)
Kinky Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]florahart

Title: Diverted
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Pansy/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, exhibitionism, wanking, shagging
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~3500
Summary/Description: Some people like to watch, some people like to perform, and some people find they like all of the above.
Author's Notes: This was for wish #67, which involved a threesome out of a wide range of options, not all boys, and Character A & B getting it on while Character C watches and wanks

Diverted )
7th November 2011 00:24 - "When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love" (Umbridge, OCs)
Title: When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love
Author: florahart
Characters/Pairings: Dolores Umbridge, OCs
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bloodplay(ish), prostitution, probably noncon
Other Warnings: Umbridge is acquiring Muggle clients for her prostitute employees (who are OCs) by means of magic; consent for the act and certainly the means of payment, therefore, is at least dubious.
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: A girl has to pay the rent, after all.
Author's Notes: Stretching myself: I don't generally write Umbridge in a sexual situation, and I don't think I have ever written anyone enjoying being cut during sex, or watching other people bleed. I'm...not at all sure I did it right. Heh.

When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love )
7th September 2011 00:06 - "Damsel in Distress" (Cho/Neville, NC17)
Title: Damsel in Distress
Author: florahart
Characters: Neville Longbottom/Cho Chang
Rating: NC-17
Themes/kinks chosen: alternate pairing, although there is some playing with nipples.
Word Count: ~1100
Summary: Cho has a thing for heroes
A/N: My computer drama, let me show you it (monitor keeps dying in a manner that requires ungraceful reboot. This is surprisingly detrimental to getting anything written. We are pretending it's still the 6th.

Damsel in Distress  )
7th July 2011 01:01 - "Put it in Writing" (Charlie/Draco, R)
Title: Put it in Writing
Author: Flora
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: erotographomania
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 2500ish
Summary/Description: Draco goes looking for secrets and finds porn.
Author's Notes: So where I was going was, erotographomania, and then I tossed in next month's alternate pairing for the help_japan winner's entertainment with a slight hint of maybe some Gideon/Fabian interaction because that's this month's. I used to post on the 7th, now on the 6th, and I am busy like a busy thing right now, but I am still up so it is totally still the 6th. *nods* It remains as true as ever that it's okay to tell me if I have annoying typos, although this week ...well, I might manage to fix them next week?

Put it in Writing )
7th January 2011 23:53 - Fic: "Fellytone" (Arthur/Android, R)
Title: Fellytone
Author: Florahart
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Android
Rating: R or so
Kinks/Themes Chosen: (Everything old is new again...) Android, celibacy of a sort, cock ring, a touch of discipline, maybe a pinch of humiliation, and some shiny jewelry.
Other Warnings: Arguably the consent is problematic; also, this is Arthur without Molly.
Word Count: 1375
Summary/Description: Arthur isn't doing anything anyone else wouldn't do, right? It was just, he was curious, and the mechanical man was so obliging.
Author's Notes: Oh god this is crack. CRACK.

Fellytone )
2nd December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Pulse (Sirius/Charlie, Remus/Kingsley)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: [info]florahart

Title: Pulse
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Charlie, Remus/Kingsley
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: oral sex, casual sex, public sex, club sex, first time
Other Warnings/Content: implied past Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 2800
Summary/Description: Sirius finds himself outside a club; it turns out several other Order members are inside.
Author's Notes: Set vaguely somewhere in the GoF-to-OotP era. Charlie and Bill are both in Britain, but hey, Harry doesn't know everything.

Pulse )
7th November 2010 21:13 - Fic: "Circle" (Harry/multiple; NC17)
Title: Circle
Author: florahart
Characters/Pairings: Harry/multiple
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: harems
Other Warnings: extremely failtastic consent
Word Count: 1075
Summary/Description: Harry is supposed to marry Ginny, not do this.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]snegurochka_lee for the read-through.

Circle )
8th September 2010 00:27 - Fic: "Room with a View" (Harry/Draco, Snape/Sirius, NC17)
Title: Room with a View
Author: florahart
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1325
Kinks: Please the mods: first time, desk sex
Warnings: Given the setting, Harry is just shy of 18.
A/N: Augh, sorry, it has been a week of doom and I totally lost the date. Came close, though.

Room with a View )
7th July 2010 23:41 - Fic: "Be Creative" (Charlie/Fleur/Bill, NC17)
Title: Be Creative
Author: [info]florahart
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Fleur/Bill
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Male infertility
Other Warnings: See pairing: threesome in which two are siblings.
Word Count: ~2050
Summary/Description: Bill and Fleur have a problem, and of course they want to see if Charlie will help them.
Author's Notes: I always think it's fine if people tell me about typos, because I'll be damned if I ever manage to see them until after posting.

Be Creative )
7th March 2010 23:55 - Fic: "Favorite Memory" (Albus Severus/James Sirius; Charlie/Bill/Fleur, NC17)
Title: Favorite Memory
Author: Florahart
Based On: Trinity by pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Albus Severus/James Sirius, Charlie/Bill/Fleur
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: anal sex, incest, threesome, voyeurism, assumption of masturbation
Word Count: ~3175
Summary/Description: Albus Severus only gets called in when the incident involves memory re-integration. It's just as well he's the expert they call in this time.
Author's Notes: There are a few lines, mostly dialogue, lifted directly from the inspiring piece. It should be clear which these are. Otherwise, this may stretch the concept of a remix a little, but I had fun with it.

Favorite Memory  )
28th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art & Ficlet: Christmas Wish (Sirius/Regulus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]osmalic
From: [info]ericahpfa, with a bonus ficlet from [info]florahart!

Title: Christmas Wish
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Regulus Black (fantasy)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest
Other Warnings: NWS
Artist's Notes: Regulus has always broken my heart with how alone he seems, and I don't think it would have been a great stretch to have him fantasize about Sirius. Even if only to embrace the one person who was strong enough to leave the Black family, to be protected and loved by him. Being a simple soul myself, I needed some help getting that message across and while I am lucky enough to have had several DD writers answer my request, [info]florahart was the quickest, and was kind enough to write me the drabble to get my thoughts across much clearer. Thank you so much Flora! And thanks, as always, to the mods for their tireless work in keeping this community going.

Regulus/Sirius [NWS Art!] )
9th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays (Charlie/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: [info]florahart

Title: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Tonks
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: tattoos, humor, witty conversation, public sex
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: "I don't know why I put up with you."
Author's Notes: Thanks to E for very last-minute speedy beta.

Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays )
8th November 2009 01:00 - "Up to So Much No Good" (Many pairs, NC17)
Title: Up to So Much No Good
Pairing: This is a little complicated. Harry's involved, and there are mentions of Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Snape, Kingsley, McGonagall, George, Hermione...
Theme: Costumes
Warnings: faux, or possibly real, sibling incest; anonymous sex
Words: ~1400
Rating: Quite NC17
A/N: Pay no attention to the clock behind the curtain. It's totally still the 7th. *nods*

Up to <I>So Much</i> No Good )
7th September 2009 18:26 - Fic: "Relief" (Asteria/Unnamed male(s), Asteria/Draco, NC17)
Title: Relief
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Asteria Greengrass (Malfoy)/Unnamed male(s), peripherally Asteria/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: reference to past underage dubcon; not-especially-safe play, infidelity (not particularly betrayal)
Themes/kinks chosen: Oxygen restriction/breathplay
Word Count: ~2350
Summary: Asteria likes things a certain way, and finding that is rare.
Author's notes: I somehow totally failed to post in July, which I didn't realize until much later--oops! Thanks for [info]miss_bowtruckle for the read-through. Also, pretty much everything Asteria likes to do here is probably a really bad idea, heh.

Relief )
7th May 2009 23:46 - Title: Luscious Lollies (Rose, Hugo, Scorpius; NC17)
Title: Luscious Lollies
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Uh, incestuous thinking? Oh, and the kids are not 18.
Themes chosen: Masturbation
Word count: ~2250
Summary: Raiding Uncle George's "adult line" indiscriminately might not be the brightest thing Rose has ever done.

Luscious Lollies )
7th March 2009 01:45 - Fic: "Evening with a Friend" (Rosmerta/Ollivander, NC17)
Title: Evening with a Friend
Author: [info]florahart
Pairing: Rosmerta/Ollivander
Kinks: Alternate pairing, and something resembling sex/power games.
Warnings: Uh. Well, see pairing? Also, lack of dialogue and weird POV. And sex toys and meeting for sex as a game. Or something.
Words: 2750
Rating: NC17
A/N: So, I was going to do the kleptophilia thing, and in fact, that was where this started, but then everyone else was being kleptomaniacs, and I don't even know. So, alternate pairing! *listens to crickets* I have made some canon assumptions that may be disprovable; please consider this AU in that case? I have assumed that Rosmerta went back to pub management after the whole amulet thing in HBP (and that she has a last name), and that Ollivander initially fled of his own accord, and was later captured in DH.

Evening with a Friend )
8th January 2009 00:47 - Fic: "Christmas in July" (Harry/Hermione, NC17)
Title: Christmas in July
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Words: ~2550
Rating: NC-17
Kink: Oral sex
A/N: This is a leftover Kinky Kristmas prompt. The request, by [info]inell, was fluffy Harry/Hermione, with mistletoe. Also, the 7th is my day and it is now technically the 8th; IJ has been arguing with me as to whether it would like to accept a post for the last two and a half hours. >:|

Christmas in July  )
18th December 2008 14:16 - Kinky Kristmas for Ceria (Fic) "Special Report" (Multi-pairing, R)
Title: Special Report
Author: [info]florahart
Words: 1600
Characters: Oh so many implied (Weasleys, Shacklebolt, Prewett, Rookwood, Moody, Potter, Longbottom, Crouch...)
Rating: R
Warnings: Possible implications of things like infidelity and incest
Themes/kinks chosen: Kink: Glory hole, Holiday location: Dept of MLE Christmas Party
Author's notes: [info]ceria asked for the departmental party and any combination of B. Weasley, C. Weasley, G. Prewett, Rookwood, Crouch Jr, Macnair, Shacklebolt, Longbottom, with a glory hole. I hope this will suffice. Oh, and since there is deliberate formatting within the story that involves font color, if the layout on which you are reading is reddish, you may want to add a format=light at the end of the URL.

Special Report )
7th November 2008 19:43 - Fic: "Relationship Reboot" (Ron/Hermione, Ron/Draco, Ron/other, NC17)
Title: Relationship Reboot
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Ron Weasley, mentions of Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and others
Rating: NC17
Warnings: infidelity, sexual identity crisis, first person present monologue
Themes/kinks chosen: cyber sex, a brush with drugs
Word Count: ~2675
Summary: Ron visits the psychiatricist to combat his new addiction.
Author's notes: I intended to write drug use, and then it went all haywire. Also, this is probably unsuitably unouchy for the given warnings. Sorry 'bout that.

Relationship Reboot )
7th September 2008 00:02 - Fic: "Turning Point" (George/Angelina, NC17)
Title: Turning Point
Pairing: George/Angelina (past George/others; past Fred/Angelina)
Rating: NC17
Words: 3300
Theme: Confession, though it turns out here that while the confession and the sex are concurrent and related, it's not really that the confessing is a kink.
Warnings: This isn't cheerful fic; it takes place a few weeks after Fred's death.
A/N: Canonically, Angelina goes to the Yule Ball with Fred; Jo's post-DH family tree has her marrying George. Here I am playing with the notion of, okay, so what if the Yule Ball was the beginning of a Fred/Angelina relationship that was casual and then eventually more serious, and with the issue of what, then, would happen between George and Angelina in the weeks following Fred's death. Thanks to [info]emiime for the read-through and for fixing my inexplicable incompetence with quotation marks.

Turning Point )
7th July 2008 01:02 - Fic: "Product Testing" (Charlie/Doll, NC17)
Title: Product Testing
Pairing: Mostly Charlie/Blow-up doll. What? Het, if one can describe it as such.
Words: 2400
Rating: NC17
Summary: George requires assistance. He tells Charlie, I expect Perce'd have a coronary. And Bill's married.
Themes: Fornicatory dolls, for one thing.
A/N: I remembered oh, 12 hours ago that this was my day. Having been stuck on everything else for a couple of weeks, I was slightly concerned. And then this happened.

Product Testing )
7th May 2008 23:58 - Fic: "Bad Influence" (Charlie/Hermione, NC17)
Title: Bad Influence
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Words: ~2325
Summary: Charlie can be pretty convincing, even if what he wants is entirely too dangerous for anyone with any sense.
Kink/theme: in theory, fainting, though I may have taken liberties and made it more breathplay. Also, sex on a dragon and technically in public.
Warnings: None, unless the notion of deliberately losing consciousness from air loss is a squick.
A/N: Sorry if this timestamps half an hour into the 8th. My computer turned to molasses just as I started to post; it has been sitting here updating I have no idea what all for the last half hour or so. Bah.

Bad Influence )
7th March 2008 00:37 - Fic: "Inventive" (Percy/Luna, NC17)
Title: Inventive
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Percy/Luna
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object penetration; uh, misleadingness? Also, PWP, and Luna is possibly kind of a sluttariffic (in the very best possible sense...) nymphomaniac.
Themes/kinks chosen: penetration toys
Word Count: 1650
Summary: Luna really, really likes to make Percy come. Percy isn't complaining.
Author's notes: I was going somewhere completely different with this. And then, apparently, I wasn't.

Inventive )
7th January 2008 00:31 - Fic: "An Orange Sort of Day" (Gilderoy Lockhart/Hermione Granger, Adult)
Title: An Orange Sort of Day
Rating: NC17, course.
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Hermione Granger
Kinks: Dubious consent (dubious twice, I suppose, but also entirely willing; I am aware this makes no sense), blowjobs, uhhh narcissism?
Warnings: see kink. Also, some degree of crack; the pairing is not so much with the sane and Gilderoy is still at St. Mungo's.
Summary: It's an orange sort of day, but then Gilderoy has a guest, and things start to look up.
A/N: This month's theme is to use a past theme. I went to the themes post and scrolled all the way to the end, and the very last thing there is this pairing, the alternate pairing for March 06. Now, I suppose I was supposed to use a theme rather than a pairing, but alas, I saw that, and away we went. So. There it is. Thanks to Leni Jess and Amanuensis for the quickie betas.

An Orange Sort of Day )
7th November 2007 21:56 - Fic: Eleven Days (Fenrir/Draco, Adult, see warnings)
Title: Eleven Days
Author: Flora
Pairing: Fenrir/Draco
Rating: Adult
Words: 2850
Warnings: are hiding behind the white mask: *Noncon, which might be barely-con, but more non than not. Set after chapter 1 of DH, which makes Draco 17 and a bit. Generally cruel people.*
A/N: for the fake-spoilers month at [info]daily_deviant. Prompt: Draco is bitten by Fenrir as punishment from Voldemort for not killing Dumbledore. Thanks to NQ for the quickie read-through.

Eleven Days )
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