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30th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The First Stroke (Ron/Draco/Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tryslora
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: The First Stroke
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco/Neville
Rating: Mature
Kinks/Themes Included: d/s, aftercare
Other Warnings/Content: flogging, ball gags
Word Count: ~1750
Summary/Description: The war has left each of them with an itch under the skin, a void that needs filling. It's not perfect, their game, but it is theirs and as such, perfect for them.
Author's Notes:

Dear recipient,

This was a pure joy to write. Happy holidays!

As always, thank you to the mods for such a wonderful, fun fest!

The First Stroke )
15th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Moment On The Lips (Harry/Kingsley)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: A Moment On The Lips
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: Mature
Kinks/Themes Included: Admiration of weight gain
Other Warnings/Content: desk!sex, inappropriate sexual relations between Ministry personnel (could possibly be seen as abuse of authority but seriously, it's not), mild food!porn, purposefully unhealthy dining habits
Word Count: ~3000
Summary/Description: The battle-hardened Auror Harry remembered had gone soft from years of political battles conducted over rich food and conference tables. He eschewed robes in favor of a more Muggle-friendly suit and tie combo, but where the suit would have lay flat on him years earlier, it bulged at the waist and sat just a shade too tight around Kingsley's neck.

Or

Harry woos Kingsley with greasy, fattening lunches for Reasons.

Author's Notes:
Dear recipient,

I never get to write new-to-me kinks anymore, so THANK YOU for this opportunity. I really, desperately hope I've done your prompt justice. There's not as much self-consciousness as I was planning, but Kingsley's kind of a self-assured guy.

Happy Kinky Kristmas!

A Moment On The Lips )
20th April 2012 22:49 - Fic: Synergy, Harry/Kingsley, R
Title: Synergy: Sounds Like Sin and Orgy
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Kingsley
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: podophilia, alternate pairing
Other Warnings: complete lack of plot, highly irregular workplace shenanigans
Word Count: ~1330
Summary/Description: Harry likes Kingsley's feet. And there is (something sort of like) sex (only not sex at all).
Author's Notes: Hey, look! I wrote somethin'. *jazz hands* (OMG, I apologize for the horribly bad pun at the end.) Editted to lower rating to something less false in the advertising department. :P

Synergy: Sounds like Sin and Orgy )
20th February 2012 11:07 - Fic: Ride Out the Storm, Charlie/Draco, NC-17
Title: Ride Out the Storm
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: biting, hair pulling, ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms
Other Warnings: Completely lacking in even a hint of plot. AKA, whee! Smut!
Word Count: 1150
Summary/Description: Charlie has grown fond of storms.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to [info]leela_cat! And also, thank you modly ones for such AWESOME prompts. Yum!

Ride Out the Storm )
12th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Dudley Dursley and the Fucking Thereof (Millicent/Dudley)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]miss_morland
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: Dudley Dursley and the Fucking Thereof
Characters/Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Dudley Dursley
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Included: Magical Viagra
Other Warnings/Content: Motorboating FTW!, dub-con
Word Count: 1256
Summary/Description: Dursley's being a gentleman and taking things slowly. Millicent doesn't want a gentleman. And she's certainly not going to stand for "slow."
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery recipient! I hope this is everything you were wishing for.

Many thanks to my beta for sharing her awesome super powers with me.

Dudley Dursley and the Fucking Thereof )
20th October 2011 21:49 - Fic: Restoration, Harry/Pansy, R
Title: Restoration
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bathing, silence, tears/crying
Other Warnings: Uh, there might be issues of consent here, but I'm not even sure in which way. It's sort of a weird fic.
Word Count: ~3k
Summary/Description: He just knew she shouldn't be here, shouldn't be staring down at her dead father with that look of complete detachment on her face while tears ran down her cheeks.
Author's Notes: Weird fic. From me. SO ODD, RIGHT?!

Restoration )
20th August 2011 23:46 - Fic: Huff and Puff and Blow, Snupin, R
Title: Huff and Puff and Blow
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing
Other Warnings: absurdity
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Severus is certain he's lost his mind when a wereferius knocks on his door
Author's Notes: This wouldn't have been possible without the help of [info]r_grayjoy. So blame her!

Huff and Puff and Blow )
20th July 2011 23:35 - Fic: Taking Care, Hermione/Harry, R
Title: Taking Care
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione (ish)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: fingering
Other Warnings: awkward teenagers and bossy girls
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: Harry notices that Hermione is sad and tries in his own, awkward way to cheer her up.
Author's Notes: Seriously, they lived alone in a tent for how long? Yeah...

Read more... )
24th June 2011 23:56
Title: Beware of Plant
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Philip the Plant, Neville Longbottom
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sounding
Other Warnings: Plant bondage, object insertion, spanking, non consensual human/plant sex.
Word Count: ~1100
Summary/Description: He really should have heeded the warning...
Author's Notes: Based on Pitcher Plant by [info]akatnamedeaster.

Beware of Plant )
20th May 2011 23:58 - Fic: Vulgar Sword Play, Salazar/Godric, R
Title: Vulgar Sword Play
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Genital Enhancement
Other Warnings: Porn lite
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: In which there is penile measurement, innuendo, and *magic*.
Author's Notes: Yeah so. If you see any similarities between these two and a couple of brothers from a recently released movie, it's all in your head. But omg, who else was seeing epic Godric/Salazar on the "rainbow bridge"?! *coughs*

Vulgar Sword Play )
20th April 2011 22:55 - Fic: Hogwarts Does Harry; Harry/Hogwarts; NC-17
Title: Hogwarts Does Harry
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hogwarts
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad porn month. Clichés include but are not limited to: hapless repair person is seduced by the resident of the castle; Wizards Gone Wild: Spring Summer Break Mischief; gay character tricks straight character of the same gender into sex; hapless character accidentally finds himself in the middle of a debauched situation and ends up joining in; Harry Does Hogwarts
Other Warnings: sex with an (animatedly) inanimate object; object insertion; various bits of other weirdness and surprise!ending
Word Count: 2450
Summary/Description: There've been many changes to Hogwarts over the years. Perhaps there's an explanation for that...
Author's Notes: I have to thank [info]r_grayjoy and [info]leela_cat for gleefully cheering me on while writing this. As for explanations… well. I saw the Harry Does Hogwarts prompt and couldn't pass it up. :D

Hogwarts Does Harry )
30th March 2011 22:54 - Fic Collab: Devotion (to Duty), Pansy/Luna, NC-17
Title: Devotion (to Duty)
Authors: [info]leela_cat and [info]eeyore9990
Based On/Inspired By: This Evening’s Entertainment by [info]_odella_
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Luna Lovegood, Mr Ollivander, Lord Voldemort
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Implied Physical Abuse (off-screen and not perpetrated by one main character on another)
Word Count: ~5300
Summary/Description: The Dark Lord may have an eye for new talent, but Pansy has plans of her own.
Author's Notes: We have no notes left. (What she means is, we have no brains left. The zombies inferi ate them.)

Devotion (to Duty) )
16th February 2011 23:24 - Fic: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon..., R, Various
Title: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions)
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, ensemble
Rating: R (for really? REALLY????)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Misuse of Muggle Artefacts
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: It's that time of year again...
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]leela_cat for brain-help when mine stopped working.

And just because it's too damn funny, have a link to a real-life version of Pomona Sprout's lecture. (And what nearly caused this fic to be titled: There's a Fungus Among Us.)

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) )
20th January 2011 23:31 - Fic: Equi-Curiosity, Ron, Bane, Hard R
Title: Equi-Curiosity
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Bane
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia
Other Warnings: Centaur!wank, Ron!wank, talking with one's mouth full
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: How do Centaurs wank? Can they wank (in the traditional 'hands-on-cock' sense)? Ron Weasley investigates.
Author's Notes: You know, I never wondered about the mechanics of Centaur self-love until I fell into HP fandom. So… thanks, fandom. :D My life is now complete (until I start wondering about Erumpent mating rituals or some other such oddity.)

Equi-Curiosity )
29th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Mirror of Nrop (Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Snape/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: The Mirror of Nrop
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Snape/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: double penetration, blow jobs
Other Warnings/Content: threesome, rimming
Word Count: ~5800
Summary/Description: The Mirror of Erised shows only what your heart desires. Teenaged boys, however, don't necessarily desire with their hearts.
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to the mods for their fantastic patience. Thanks also to [info]r_grayjoy for the beta and my recipient for the prompt. :D

Note: Jane Austen would either be spinning in her grave at what I've done to her quotes, or she'd be chortling with glee and writing delicious slashy stories right along with us. I prefer to think it'd be the latter.

Mirror of Nrop )
26th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Polly's Juices (Ron/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: Polly's Juices
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Anonymous sex, semi-public sex
Other Warnings/Content: None.
Word Count: ~3000
Summary/Description: Ron's utterly bored with the war over and nothing but opening George's new shop in Brighton's wizarding district to look forward to. But anonymous sex with a not-so-stranger could give him a new focus.
Author's Notes: With much love and affection. Deepest thanks and adoration to my lovely beta, who deserves ALL THE COOKIES. :D

Polly's Juices )
8th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sorry Enough (Bill/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ships_harry
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: Sorry Enough
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very Coerced Consent (dub con bordering very heavily on non-con)
Other Warnings/Content: Infidelity
Word Count: 2925
Summary/Description: Harry never dreamed that allowing Fleur to seduce him would lead to this.
Author's Notes: To my recipient, whoever you are, I was rather evilly intrigued by your prompt. I can only hope that what I've written is equal to the magnificence of the prompt.

My deepest thanks to my beta for her mad skillz and to the mods for their unending patience.

Sorry Enough )
20th October 2010 20:34 - Fic: It Gets Better, Drarry, NC-17
Title: It Gets Better
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifice
Other Warnings: Ouchy sex (not in a hateful way, just first time sex that isn't all flowers and sparkly vampires unicorns), Underage
Word Count: ~3900
Summary/Description: In the Muggle world, the sacrifice is always a virgin.
Author's Notes: Hastily written in between finishing off fics for [info]gulf_aid_now and holiday fests… Don't look too hard at the "plot", please!

It Gets Better )
20th September 2010 23:31 - Fic: Spank It And Make It Worse, NC-17, Snape/Black
Title: Spank It And Make It Worse
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Please your mod
Other Warnings: rimming, spanking
Word Count: 3800
Summary/Description: Kiss It And Make It Better, by [info]akatnamedeaster. Yep, that's the summary.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]akatnamedeaster for allowing me to use and abuse her gorgeously perfect art for this month's fic.

Spank It And Make It Worse )
28th August 2010 23:35 - Fic: Vindicated, Hermione/Lucius, NC-17
Title: Vindicated
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: humiliation
Other Warnings: sounding, nipple clamps, mentions of vomit, dub-to-non-con, sort-of-prostitution
Word Count: 3660
Summary/Description: Hermione finds a way to take back the personal power stripped from her during that interminable hour spent at Malfoy Manor.
Author's Notes: Okay, so this is the first time I've written sounding and while I'm pretty sure it's not too horribly wrong, there's just no guarantee that it's right either. Damn the internet for not having a play by play available for my "research." Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy for all her help with the research we were able to find. (By "we", I mean "her", of course.)

Vindicated )
20th July 2010 22:43 - Fic: Kickin' It Old School, Drarry, R
Title: Kickin' It Old School
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Snape
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Touch
Other Warnings: Sort of dub-con, inappropriate treatment of a minor by an authority figure (non-sexual), hand jobs
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: Harry and Draco's constant fighting lands them in detention… even though they're on summer hols.
Author's Notes: I was missing some old-school Drarry from my life, so I decided to write it. :D By old-school, I mean this is horribly AU, clichés are scattered throughout, and the only thing missing from Caps!Lock!Harry is the capslock. Whee, old-school! (Though obviously, I need to return to school myself and relearn how to do this "porn-writing" thing…)

Detention! )
20th May 2010 23:51 - Fic: A Tangled Web, Multi-Character, R
Title: A Tangled Web
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Sirius, James, Remus, Peter, Severus, Other Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Android
Other Warnings: porn!lite, late arrival of a point, lack of sense, bi-polar story telling
Word Count: ~1900
Summary/Description: When the new Muggle Studies professor assigns Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to his students, he couldn't have known what kind of ideas he'd put in Sirius Black's head.
Author's Notes: This started off as a quick and dirty, humourous take on Marauders and their shenanigans. And then it... went a bit weird. My thanks to [info]r_grayjoy for lending out her plotbunny, to [info]alisanne and [info]leela_cat for their tremendous help with brainstorming.

A Tangled Web )
20th April 2010 22:10 - Fic: Filth and Depravity, Harry/various and sundries, NC-17
Title: Filth and Depravity
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/various unnamed persons, Harry/statue
Rating: NCC-1701 (because I have to go with Star Trek to find a rating higher than NC-17)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: All of 'em (incest, paddling, pediophilia [arousal by or attraction to... statues], xenophilia [a sexual attraction to... strangers])
Other Warnings: glory hole smut, complete and utter filth
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Harry is completely beyond healing.
Author's Notes: Oh hi there, my [info]daily_deviant posting date! Nice to see you're still capable of sneaking up on me like this. Reader beware: there is absolutely nothing redeeming about this filthy little fic.

A/N #2: The first scene is totally based on the absolutely delicious art, Eternal Glory, by [info]doveypoo.

Filth and Depravity )
20th March 2010 23:58 - Fic: Persuasion, Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn, R
Title: Persuasion
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Based On/Inspired By: At Long Last by [info]tripperfunster
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn
Rating: Hard R (art is NC-17)
Content/Warnings: fellatio
Word Count: ~1k
Summary/Description: We all know Dumbledore tried to convince Slughorn to come back to Hogwarts at least ONCE before he dragged Harry along...
Author's Notes: I have always been a HUGE fan of [info]tripperfunster and while this fic in no way truly captures the essence of her art, I had to pay it (and her!) tribute.

Persuasion )
20th February 2010 13:24 - Fic: A Blessing in Disguise, Bill/Harry, R
Title: A Blessing in Disguise
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Harry, Ragnok the Goblin
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sexual harassment
Other Warnings: creepy goblin is creepy?
Word Count: ~2250
Summary/Description: Harry learns the hard way to speak carefully around the goblins.
Author's Notes: For [info]leela_cat. Happy birthday, darling one! Also: I am so, so sorry. :P

A Blessing in Disguise )
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