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3rd January 2017 19:43 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Subtlety is overrated (Bill/Tonks/Charlie)
[Woops, it would seem that we lied to you! We have one final hot little number before the Fat Lady comes out to sing. Give it some love!]


Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Subtlety is overrated
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: : threesome, oral sex, double penetration, fingering, directing
Other Warnings/Content: light hints of incest, author’s attempt at humour
Word Count: 3600
Summary/Description: I’m almost an Auror, which might explain why no one else seems to have noticed, keen senses and all that, but I just know something’s up.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas dear giftee, hope you enjoy the story!

Something strange is going on. )
2nd January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Moonbean, in the Palm of his Hand (Severus/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]writcraft

Title: Moonbeam, in the Palm of his Hand
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, non-explicit background Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wanking, blow jobs, hand jobs, biting, wolfish sense of smell
Other Warnings: Post-war AU in which Remus and Severus are alive and well, teaching at Hogwarts and Remus/Tonks was never a thing, anal fingering, references to switching
Word Count: ~4,350
Summary/Description: With the memory of an encounter in the distant past still all too fresh on his mind, Remus goes outside to watch the moon and finds himself in the same spot once more, with Severus Snape by his side.
Author's Notes: I’m afraid I’m not sure I made terribly good use of your prompt but I did my best to include a number of your preferences regarding kink and mood, so I hope you enjoy your gift! Thank you to the mods for being incredibly patient with me. Happy New Year!

Moonbeam, in the Palm of his Hand )
1st January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did) (Ron/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]fangqueen
From:   [info]lokifan

Title: Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did)
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: slight exhibitionism & voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~8600
Summary/Description: Ron’s bringing Draco back to the Burrow for Christmas in their eighth year. He wasn’t expecting this particular problem.
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks and apologies to the mods, who were inhumanly patient. Thank you to T for the swiftest beta in the land. Giftee, this fic kept fighting me about tone -- not all of it would let me stay light and smutty -- but I hope you enjoy it!

Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did) )
29th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it (Neville/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]amand_r

Title: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it
Characters/Pairings: Neville/ Lavender
Rating: X?
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public Sex, Dirty Talk, Est Relationship,
Other Warnings/Content: LOQUATION.
Word Count: 5580
Summary/Description: She’s thinking about kissing him again, right here in the hallway, because that’s what she should always do: kiss Neville Longbottom in every hallway, every room, every day, in every time, for the rest of her life.

Author's Notes: Desired prompt—Hanging holly in the corridors. Re: title—yeah, you know I stole that. :) Thanks, Prince, for writing Lemon Crush. Thanks, iPod for having a “repeat song” function.

But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. )
28th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Night Out (Teddy/James Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]gracerene
From: [info]thilia

Title: Night Out
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very public sex
Other Warnings/Content: //
Artist's Notes: This was surprisingly fun to draw, despite the fact that there’s sooo much background. But public sex is difficult to convey if there isn’t at least a third person in the picture somehow, so... yeah! Hope you like it! :)
Art Preview:


Night Out [NWS Art] )
28th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Imagine (Luna/Moody)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Imagine
Characters/Pairings: Luna Lovegood/Mad Eye Moody
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: masturbation, sexual fantasy, body part worship
Other Warnings/Content: Coming of age
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was Alastor that taught Luna the importance of a powerful imagination, and it would be the image of him and his magical eye that would be there in her time of need.
Author's Notes: Recip, It was a pleasure to write this for you, and I hope it pleases you as well. Thank you so very much R for the amazing beta and for being an all-around spectacular human being. Mods, like always, your patience and hand-holdings were invaluable and treasured.

Imagine )
27th December 2016 16:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice (Remus/Sirius, R/S/James, R/S/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]mindabbles

Title: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James, Remus/Sirius/Harry, mentions of unrequited Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, voyeurism, fingering, first times
Other Warnings/Content: anal sex, oral sex, pining, silliness, and a little angst
Word Count: 7,300
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are more than happy to share with their friends. After all, they have plenty to go around.
Author's Notes: Thank you for your wonderful prompt, mystery giftee. Thank you to the mods for being absolutely amazing, for continuing to run this for us, and for not breaking up with me. Thank you to my fabulous and filthy beta. Happy KK everyone!

I can’t feel my arse )
26th December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Pickle Jar (Harry/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]snegurochka_lee

Title: The Pickle Jar
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Pansy, Albus Severus/Pansy (not really), blink-and-you-miss-it Teddy/James and Ginny/Oliver. Hermione in a boring but key cameo.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: as per request: UST, hate sex, frottage, and a bit of dominance
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~8,800
Summary: When Pansy Parkinson shows up to dinner one night as Albus's date, Harry knows she's up to something. It takes him an embarrassingly long amount of time to figure out what.
Author's Notes: This plot idea is totally absurd and wanted to be 30K of Potter family genfic, with Pansy swanning around inciting UST wherever she went. This is a much dirtier, condensed version of that fic. Thank you, DD mods, for your patience and encouragement. Happy Kinky Kristmas, prompter!

The Pickle Jar )
22nd December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: An Effigy in Desire (Hugo)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]fangqueen
From: A Wanton Watcher: [info]kittyaugust (KittyAug @AO3)

Title: An Effigy in Desire
Characters/Pairings: Hugo Granger-Weasley, unrequited Hugo/James Sirius Potter, unrequited Hugo/Albus Severus Potter, implied or imagined James/Albus.
Rating: Explicit
Kinks/Themes Included: Masturbation, pseudo-incest, incest, sex toys.
Other Warnings/Content: Christmas at the Burrow, legal but potentially under 18.
Word Count: 2265
Summary/Description: Hugo Granger-Weasley has a problem. A very serious Potter problem, to be precise. His obsessive interest in his cousins can't be tamed, so this Christmas he's taking matters in hand.
Author's Notes: All my gratitude goes to R for the fantastic and incredibly helpful beta. She's amazing and helped make this less ramble and more art, for which I'm ever grateful. Any remaining errors or awkward phrasing are entirely my own fault, I promise.

An Effigy in Desire )
22nd December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Waste No Time (Harry/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:   [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]nightfalltwen

Title: Waste No Time
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Smattering of Chivalry, pinch of possessiveness,
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: 2094
Summary/Description: Harry plans to be the best Secret Santa ever, until he is entirely not.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas secret kinky wish asker!   I hope this is sexy, romantic and fun enough for you.   Thank you to L for looking it over.

Waste No Time )
21st December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: This Thing You Feel (Snape/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: [info]hogwartshoney

Title:This Thing You Feel
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included:UST/pining, sensory deprivation
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count:approx 8600
Summary/Description: This ... THING... you feel for Potter, it isn't about Lily at all. What you'd felt for her had been gentle and pure, but this, oh, no, this isn't pure at ALL.


The way he looks
Talks
Moves
Smells
Dear Merlin, how he'd taste....


Author's Notes: Untold thanks to my beta/encourager/enabler S who has held my hand and encouraged me through writing this, and to N for the fine-tuning.
Prompter asked for Post Hogwarts Severus/Harry with some UST/pining, sensory deprivation. Hope this fits the bill !
Happy Merry Jingly things to all.

This Thing You Feel )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Meeting on the Turret Stairs (Flitwick/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]_hannelore

Title:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs
Pairing: Filius Flitwick/Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Stolen moments, student/teacher (Hermione is in her 6th and 7th year)
Other Content: UST, masturbation, scenes of post-war Hogwarts
Word Count: ~2200
Summary: Taken directly from the prompt, which fits perfectly: "How did a decent man find himself here? And what can a decent man do next, that won't break his heart?"
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my terrific and betas (and mods!) as well as the prompter who inspired this fic! Title taken from the painting The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, which also inspired much of the story. From the link: ""..the face of the knight is the face of a man to whom the kiss is a sacrament."

The Meeting on the Turret Stairs )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Wish You a Happy Christmas (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: Wish You a Happy Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: First Times, Blow Job, Cunnilingus, Sex
Word Count: ~3k
Summary/Description: There’s no point in not finishing what they’ve begun. What she’s sure they started, months ago when she first started working here. With small touches and little looks. With hints and half-said words. What was just about to become a thing right now, during the office Christmas party.
Author's Notes: Oh my goodness, I have such a thing for holiday hookup stories with infidelity. And this pairing! I couldn’t resist, and I had such fun with this. I hope you have a happy and wonderful Kinky Kristmas, m’dear!

Wish You a Happy Christmas )
19th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need (Harry/Teddy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]_melodic_
From: [info]lq_traintracks

Title: Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Daddy!kink, dub-con (sort of with Legilimency, and sex-wise only role-played consensual dub-con), praise!kink, spanking
Other Warnings/Content: cross-gen (42/25), godfather/godson (obviously), secret relationship
Word Count: ~3,500
Summary/Description: It's not something they do often, this whole 'Daddy' thing. But to be fair, they don't even have regular sex as often as Teddy would like either. It's not as though they've even admitted they're doing anything. One of the benefits and curses of both of them being Legilimens actually: Nobody ever has to talk.
Author's Notes: I was thrilled to grab this prompt! I tried to include some of the prompter's mood stuff, like dirty and sexy with an angtsy/romantic feel. I really hope you like this and have a very Happy Kinky Kristmas! Loads of gratitude to my marvellous beta, who also invented the title. <3 (For the sake of this fic, Harry’s life is EWE in that he never married Ginny and never had kids. I also ignored Teddy/Victoire as a thing, while everybody else conforms to epilogue canon as far as I know.)


Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need )
18th December 2016 13:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening (Remus/Charlie)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Frotting
Other Warnings/Content: none
Artist's Notes: I hope this tickles your fancy!
Summary: Charlie and Remus get distracted during a walk in the wood.

Stopping by the Woods... [NWS Art] )
18th December 2016 13:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turn Back Time (Severus/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]centaury_squill

Title: Turn Back Time
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Draco, touch of Al/Scorp
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: claiming, first time
Other Warnings/Content: anal sex, voyeurism, wanking, spoilers for Cursed Child
Word Count: ~ 2,500
Summary/Description: In which Scorpius Malfoy discovers that meddling with time wasn't such a good idea after all.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear recipient! Your request came at the right moment, just as I'd finished reading Cursed Child. :)

Turn Back Time )
15th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie (Moody/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]theimpossiblegl

Title: All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie
Characters/Pairings: Mad Eye Moody/Luna Lovegood
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Foreign Objects
Other Warnings/Content: Major Age Difference
Artist's Notes: Many a wizard has told Mad-Eye to stick his magical eye where the sun doesn’t shine. But it took a tiny witch named Luna to actually make it happen.

All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie [NWS Art] )
15th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sorted (Sirius/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]ravenclawsquill

Title: Sorted
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black / Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Spanking, anal fingering, dubious consent
Other Warnings/Content: Dom/sub, mild bondage, dirty talk, hate sex, partial stripping
Word Count: 3,585
Summary:
All rational thought leaves me at the sight of him, sprawled across my thighs with no way of getting up. A pulse of adrenaline tangles with the dark, desperate frustration I’ve been carrying for months, twisting and turning in my chest, and before I even have a chance to think about what I’m doing, I raise my hand and strike him, hard, across the arse.
Author's Notes:
I’d like to say a huge thank you to my brilliant beta, K, whose smart and speedy suggestions improved this fic enormously.

Sorted )
14th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Unquestionable, Unforgivable (Albus/Gellert)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]purplefulffycat

Title: Unquestionable; Unforgivable
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, unsure!Albus, confident!Gellert
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, slight dub-con
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description:

His eyes drifted absently around his too-small bedroom, the ceiling rafters gathering dust that he couldn't be bothered to clean, which floated down in shimmering motes, catching the amber-summer light. Aberforth's snoring and whimpers from Ariana's nightmares drifted up from the floor below. A cuckoo cried outside.

"Good morning, sleepyhead." The voice at the window startled Albus, and he sprung bolt-upright in his bed. The voice chuckled. "Oh, so jumpy today?"


Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear Mystery Recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this morsel as much as I enjoyed writing it :-)

Unquestionable; Unforgivable )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book (Hermione/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]pauraque

Title: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book
Pairing: Hermione/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Erotographomania, book kink
Other Content: Cross-gen (no underage, Hermione is an adult), not epilogue compliant
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: Hermione has come back to Hogwarts to teach history. She finds herself looking to the future, too.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by Wallace Stevens. Thank you to my beta, the prompter, and the mods!

Nine Ways of Looking at a Book )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Holiday Madness (Draco/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]digthewriter
From: [info]alisanne

Title: Holiday Madness
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public sex, dirty talk.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal, oral, second person POV.
Word Count: ~1920
Summary/Description: You know he’ll be there, which means you will be, too.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, you requested a ‘quirky, angsty’ piece. I hope this fits the bill! Happy Kinky Kristmas.

Holiday Madness )
12th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Game Played Right (Scorpius/Albus Severus/Teddy/James in Various Conmbos)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]iamisaac
From: [info]_melodic_

Title: The Game Played Right
Characters/Pairings: Scorpius/Albus Severus, Scorpius/Teddy, James/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm Delay/Denial. Dirty Talk. Teasing. Praise!kink.
Other Warnings/Content: Sexually Open Relationships. Anal Fingering. Rim Jobs. Anal Sex. Masturbation. Voyeurism. Facials. Mild Come Play. Blow Jobs. Hand Jobs. Aftercare.
Word Count: ~3,350
Summary/Description: Two glasses of Firewhisky and Scorpius Malfoy will be just about anyone’s.
Author's Notes: I so hope you like this mystery giftee! All my love to C for the beta! <3

The Game Played Right )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: kiss me under the mistletoe (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: kiss me under the mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: Cunnilingus, Sex Toys, Established Affair
Word Count: ~1700
Summary/Description: Lily knows she sees a different side of Draco, and she has no regrets about their affair. Who cares that he’s married? She only cares that he’s hers.
Author's Notes: Oral sex and an office party? Sounds like a great time for mistletoe! And full body kissing. *grins* This was an utterly lovely prompt, and a joy to write. Have a very Happy Kinky Kristmas!

kiss me under the mistletoe )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: When I Practiced Flirting With You (Harry/Ron)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]digthewriter

Title: When I Practiced Flirting With You
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pining. Dirty Talk. First Time.
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex. Oblivious boys. Desperate Sex. Friends to Lovers.
Word Count: 3120
Summary/Description: Ron gasps and a desperate moan escapes his throat as Harry swallows him down. "Merlin, Harry. I didn't know you could talk like that."
Author's Notes: I wrote this fic on a train to conquer boredom. I had far too much fun with it. I hope you enjoy it, too! Thanks to R & R for the beta. All the remaining mistakes are mine. The original prompt asked for the following: Kinks/Themes: awkward oblivious boys, pining, desperate-got-to-have it, first time. So I did my best to incorporate that!

When I Practiced Flirting With You )
8th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Make It More Exciting (James/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: [info]iamisaac

Title: Make It More Exciting
Characters/Pairings: James/Sirius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: public sex, chan/underage (16-17)
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Detentions can be long and boring, but Sirius might have found a perfect way to pass the time.
Author's Notes: Sorry I didn't manage the ghost, lovely prompter. I hope I haven't short changed you too much with this fic, which fought me every inch of the way. Many many thanks to Jamie, Mim and Berte for beta, encouragement and support <3

Make It More Exciting )
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