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24th March 2013 07:25 - Fic: A Public Affair (Charlie/Neville, NC-17)
Title: A Public Affair
Author: [info]unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville, implied Harry/Luna/Kingsley and Hermione/Angelina, and an unknown watcher.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Daily Deviant's 7th birthday and DD's new banner!
Other Warnings: orgy, voyeurism, drug use, public sex
Word Count: 1,209
Summary/Description: Charlie sees the perfect opportunity for some sexy mischief with Neville after a little help from Snape.
Author's Notes: *headdesks* I forgot to post yesterday. No excuse other than that. Happy 7th birthday [info]daily_deviant! What better way to celebrate than with a huge orgy. Despite my loving Matthew Lewis, Rowling states Neville was a blond boy, so he is here. Thanks to [info]twilightsorcery for the inspirational banner!

A Public Affair )
14th March 2013 11:00 - Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Severus/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione)
Title: Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Part Two)
Author: [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Daily Deviant's Birthday Celebration
Other Warnings: hand jobs, blow jobs, fingering, voyeurism, potential dub-con
Word Count: ~1200 words
Summary/Description: When Severus seeks out a Muggle dentist to help with his aching tooth, he gets more than he bargained for.
Author's Notes: When [info]torino10154 and I looked at the header art, it seemed while everyone else was busy having sex, Severus was stuck in a dentist's waiting room, waiting to have his teeth extracted. Thus this cracky idea was born. And since it had become tradition for us to collaborate, we wrote this together. Thanks to [info]train_tracks and [info]roozetter for the beta.

Read Part One First (Or else this won't make a lick of sense. ;) )

Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Part Two) )
13th March 2013 09:43 - FIC: Adventures in Muggle Dentistry (Severus/Hermione, Severus/Kingsley, Kingsley/Draco; NC-17)
Title: Adventures in Muggle Dentistry, Part One
Author: [info]torino10154
Pairings: Severus/Hermione, Severus/Kingsley, Kingsley/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Theme Chosen: Daily Deviant's Birthday Celebration
Other Content: A really bad toothache, potential dub-con, anal sex
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: When Severus seeks out a Muggle dentist to help with his aching tooth, he gets more than he bargained for.
Authors' Notes: When [info]sdk and I looked at the header art, it seemed while everyone else was busy having sex, Severus was stuck in a dentist's waiting room, waiting to have his teeth extracted. Thus this cracky idea was born. And since it had become tradition for us to collaborate, we wrote this together. Thanks to [info]train_tracks and [info]roozetter for the beta.

Adventures in Muggle Dentistry, Part One )
6th March 2013 23:47 - Art: Punch.
Title: Punch.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: um...not sure yet? I'll get back to you.
Rating: NC-17

Punch. )
4th March 2013 22:30 - Fic: A Worthwhile Hobby (Severus/Harry, NC-17)
Title: A Worthwhile Hobby
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Themes/kinks chosen: Happy SEVENTH birthday, [info]daily_deviant! This fic is inspired by the new DD banner.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Harry adopts a new hobby.
Author's notes: I think the rationale behind this story is pretty obvious, but just in case it isn't... I thought Severus looked like he could use some fun since he's the only one clothed (and hiding behind the newspaper) in the banner, so I gave him some. ;)
Thanks to [info]lilyseyes for looking this over for me. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Worthwhile Hobby )
28th March 2012 09:23 - FIC: Sunday Nights at the Burrow (Various, NC-17)
Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow
Authors: [info]torino10154 and [info]sdk
Characters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp
Word Count: ~2550
Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [info]gryffindorj and [info]roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!

Sunday Nights at the Burrow )
26th March 2012 22:41 - Forty-Flavour Kisses (Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Required Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio
Word Count: 4,200
Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible.
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to [info]uniquepov and [info]curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to [info]curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work.

Forty-Flavour Kisses )
24th March 2012 12:44 - Fic: Penance, Minerva/Severus, NC-17
Title: Penance
Author: [info]centaury_squill
Required Character and Prompt: Minerva, chocolate/candy/sweets
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: D/s, whipping
Word Count: approx 1080
Summary/Description: Dumbledore prides himself on his concern for his professors' welfare.
Author's Notes: Although I went for the character/prompt option rather than basing my fic on a piece of art, I did take some inspiration from the talented [info]akatnamedeaster's Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] (although my Minerva is fully clothed throughout).

Happy sixth birthday, [info]daily_deviant!

Penance )
17th March 2012 00:49 - Fic: The Best Cure (Draco/Hermione, NC17)
Title: The Best Cure
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Required Character and Prompt: Hermione - Hangover
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: No warnings.
Word Count: 4000.
Summary/Description: Hermione rolled over with a groan, buried her head beneath her pillows, and started plotting the slow, painful, and elaborate death of Dean Thomas. A Muggle night out, he said. No magic allowed, he said. No wands, no charms, no spells, he said.

No Sobering potions, he failed to say.
Author's Notes: "Oh, a short piece involving a hangover. That'll be easy." And four thousand words later. *headdesk* Happy Birthday, DD! :D

The Best Cure )
15th March 2012 23:37 - Fic: "Just As It Should Be" (Harry/Ron/Hermione)
Title: Just As It Should Be
Author: [info]miss_morland
Based On/Inspired By: A Process of Elimination by [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron/Hermione, together and in various permutations
Rating: PG-13
Content/Warnings: None
Word Count: 10 x 100
Summary/Description: Some ingredients won't work without each other: leave one out, and the magic is gone.
Author's Notes: This is a remix, I suppose, though it follows the original in format and chronology. (Read each drabble after the corresponding one in the original, and you'll see what I mean!) Some of the lines are also directly lifted. I'm afraid it doesn't quite go into explicit territory; sorry about that. I hope you won't mind this, [info]woldy! Happy birthday, [info]daily_deviant!



 

13th March 2012 22:42 - Fic: Birthday Boys - Harry/Neville - NC-17
Title: Birthday Boys
Author: [info]madeyemax
Beta: lies_d
Required Character and Prompt: Harry Potter, birthday/anniversary cake
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Blowjobs
Word Count: 2,678
Summary/Description: Harry's and Neville's 30th birthdays are fast approaching. One is taking it a lot better than the other.
Author's Notes: I'm late. I suck. :( But happy b-day, DD! ♥

Birthday Boys )
13th March 2012 01:11 - Fic: Pet Trouble - Ginny/Pansy, Harry/Draco, NC-17
Title: Pet Trouble
Author: [info]elfflame & [info]kabal42
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ginny/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: BDSM themes
Other Warnings: D/s relationship(s), spanking
Word Count: 1994
Summary/Description: Ginny comes to retrieve her girl to find that she has not behaved well at all.
Author's Notes: Based in part on a few of [info]kabal42's fics, most particularly Raising Snakes. We’d been talking about doing a fic with these two pairings for a while now, and this seemed the perfect opportunity. We hope you enjoy. Thank you to Kit for looking this over for us.


I know I was bad. I know... She'll be mad. Because. It's here. And you. Will be worse than if I'd done it at home. And I didn't mean to disappoint her. – Pansy, Raising Snakes )
11th March 2012 12:45 - Fic: The Skin We Live In (Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange, R)
Title: The Skin We Live In
Author: [info]da_angel729
Required Character and Prompt: Tom Riddle/Voldemort, uninvited guests/party crashers
Characters/Pairings: Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Masturbation, Rough Sex, Blow Job, Cunnilingus
Word Count: 1,321
Summary/Description: He's been in this new body only a few months the first time he tries to masturbate. Set during Order of the Phoenix.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]daily_deviant for the Six Years Celebration with a prompt of Tom Riddle/Voldemort and uninvited guests/party crashers. I own nothing you recognize. This is my first post here and I want thank you all for giving me this opportunity! As always, feedback and con crit appreciated.

The Skin We Live In )
4th March 2012 22:35 - Fic: Double the Pleasure (Draco/Blaise/Hermione, Ron/Pansy/Astoria, NC-17)
Title: Double the Pleasure
Author: [info]alisanne
Based On/Inspired By: Swingers by [info]snegurochka_lee.
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Blaise/Hermione, Ron/Pansy/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Anal, threesomes, slight D/s, pegging implied.
Word Count: +/- 3500
Summary/Description: Blaise still throws the best coin parties in town.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the very gracious [info]snegurochka_lee for giving me her blessing to base this on one of her stories, and to my dear beta, [info]sevfan, for her assistance. Happy sixth (!!) birthday, [info]daily_deviant!
Posting early with modly permission.

Double the Pleasure )
31st March 2011 14:33 - Fic: Sex 'n' Potions 'n' Rocknroll (Voldemort/Bellatrix, Severus/Lucius; NC17)
Title: Sex 'n' Potions 'n' Rocknroll.
Author: [info]inamac
Based On/Inspired By: The Usefulness of Groupies by [info]blackcoyote.
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix/Voldemort, Snape/Lucius
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: Fellatio, voyeurism, handjob, drugs, LOUD music, 1970s slang.
Word Count: 1900
Summary/Description: Even Death Eaters need relaxation during the long, hot Summer of '76.
Author's Notes: [info]blackcoyote's illustration took me right back to my mis-spent youth and the sweaty rock venues of 70's London – happy days... Thanks to [info]ragdoll for graciously allowing herself to be press-ganged into beta duties.

Sex 'n' Potions 'n' Rocknroll  )
30th March 2011 22:54 - Fic Collab: Devotion (to Duty), Pansy/Luna, NC-17
Title: Devotion (to Duty)
Authors: [info]leela_cat and [info]eeyore9990
Based On/Inspired By: This Evening’s Entertainment by [info]_odella_
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Luna Lovegood, Mr Ollivander, Lord Voldemort
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Implied Physical Abuse (off-screen and not perpetrated by one main character on another)
Word Count: ~5300
Summary/Description: The Dark Lord may have an eye for new talent, but Pansy has plans of her own.
Author's Notes: We have no notes left. (What she means is, we have no brains left. The zombies inferi ate them.)

Devotion (to Duty) )
30th March 2011 02:27 - Fic & Art Collab: A Steamy Romance (Bill/Neville, Severus/Harry; NC-17)
Title: A Steamy Romance
Authors: [info]alisanne and [info]unbroken_halo
Artist: [info]vividzephyr
Based On/Inspired By: A Cure for What Ails by [info]unbroken_halo.
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Voyeurism/exhibitionism, dirty talk.
Word Count: ~3200
Art Media: Digital
Summary/Description: Harry’s worried about Neville, but Neville has everything in hand.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Author’s Notes : [info]unbroken_halo says: Thanks to [info]sevfan and [info]vividzephyr and I had a lot of fun writing with [info]alisanne.
[info]alisanne says: Thank you to [info]sevfan for the beta. Collaborating with the fabulously talented [info]vividzephyr and with [info]unbroken_halo was a joy. We must do it again!
Artist’s Notes: Special thanks to my collaborators ~ it was fun creating art for the lovely fic you wrote. To everyone else: Enjoy! ;)

~

A Steamy Romance )
29th March 2011 23:45 - Fic & Art Collab: Interoffice Communication (Harry/Draco, NC-17)
Title: Interoffice Communication
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Artist: [info]ericahpfa
Pairing: Harry/Draco, implied Draco/Blaise
Rating: NC-17 + NWS art
Theme: Collabs!
Other Warnings: EWE
Word Count: 10,500 (I know)

Summary: Draco has convinced the Auror department to test his new messaging charm for secure communications. Harry really would have preferred that he not find out through messages like, 'Yeah, tonight you're going to beg me for it,' that the system wasn't as secure as they thought.

Author's Notes: Wheee! We had a great time doing this, and we hope you enjoy it. Thanks to my artist for being so awesome (I don't even care if you read the fic; just scroll through for the awesome art, for serious). And many thanks to [info]marguerite_26 for the beta work, although remaining problems are all my fault for tinkering lots after she saw it. And thanks to the mods for letting us have more time when we whinged about not being done yet three different times. Happy birthday, [info]daily_deviant!
Artist's Notes: Thanks so much for my partner in crime who put up so graciously with my rambles and half idea prompt. A scribble and a vague idea was all we started with and we somehow managed to come full circle back to the same sketch. This was a lot of fun to do and I cannot wait for next year!



Interoffice Communication )
28th March 2011 23:48 - Fic/Art Collab: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books... (Severus/Sirius)
Title: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires
Author: [info]r_grayjoy
Artist: [info]akatnamedeaster
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: so very NC-17
Content/Warnings: image heavy! handjobs, blowjobs, fingering, anal play, frotting, entirely too much damned kissing, a bit of dub-con, bickering, snark, misunderstandings, nosy books, silly boys
Word Count: ~8,500
Author's Notes: This fic is, uh, a little longer than I intended. I tried very hard to write something that was worthy of [info]akatnamedeaster's art, and… perhaps I tried a bit too hard. Heh. At any rate, in spite of neverending scenes and missing mojo and looming deadlines, it was a world of awesome to get input from [info]akatnamedeaster from scene to scene and watch her art develop. She is beyond fantastic, you all!
Artist's Notes: What can I say? I got to work with one of my favorite writers after years of being inspired by their writing. Thank you [info]r_grayjoy for the pleasure of working with you!

Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires )
28th March 2011 10:31 - FIC: Seeing is Believing (Harry/Draco, Al/Scorpius; NC-17)
Title: Seeing Is Believing
Authors: [info]sdk and [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Al/Scorpius (they are about 16)
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Anal, felching for H/D; voyeurism, handjobs for AS/S
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: "Scorpius was convinced their fathers were fucking; Al was not, and Scorpius was out to prove him wrong."
Authors' Notes: Thanks to [info]gryffindorj for the read through and [info]samedy for the speedy beta. ♥

Seeing is Believing )
27th March 2011 01:18 - Art: No Excuses (Remus/Severus, R)
Title: No Excuses
Artist: ghot
Based On/Inspired By: Thin Excuses by [info]r_grayjoy
Media: PS
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: R
Artist's Notes: Looking over the d_d Snupin fics I found this one too good and just so perfect to try to illustrate. Sorry for the lateness, again. ):

No Excuses )
26th March 2011 20:00 - Fic: The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are (Severus/Remus; NC-17)
Title: The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are
Author: [info]snapelike
Based On/Inspired By: [info]serpenscript's funny, adorable WWW's Dream Dolls.
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,200
Kinks Chosen: Ravishment, rough sex, dirty talk, rimming, anal. Bestiality mentioned.
Summary: Severus is lonely - he never was much for socialising. He finds the company he needs in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes: a life-size doll is much easier to handle than all those pesky humans, Severus is certain. Only he's in for a surprise...

The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
23rd March 2011 10:34 - Fic: Every Flavor Heroes (NC-17, Various)
Title: Every Flavor Heroes
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Based On/Inspired By: The hilarious WWW's Dream Dolls by [info]serpenscript
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Android!Harry, Hermione/Android!Remus, George/Android!Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Rimming, Androids, dildos, very vague suggestions of bestiality (i.e animal-shaped dildos), fantasy, sex toys
Word Count: 2,500
Summary/Description: They're mix and match, guaranteed to be ready when you are and come with a free patented Daydream Charm. For any flavor of hero you like, try Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes' Dream Dolls.
Author's Notes: I laughed very loudly when I first saw this image and couldn't get it out of my head. [info]serpenscript, this doesn't do justice to your image, but it was the only way I could pay homage. With love to my beta F, and a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to [info]daily_deviant and all her deviant followers!

One Harry Potter head, with lightning scar. One body, size 'lean'. )
17th March 2011 17:36 - Fic: Alpha and Omega (Draco/Fenrir, NC17)
Title: Alpha and Omega
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Based On/Inspired By: Feast by [info]blue_onion
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: Blood, violence, dominance display. Impending non-con.
Word Count: @1050
Summary/Description: This pup's father treated him like a dog. No more, no longer. He is the leader, he is the Alpha, and the boy will learn his place.
Author's Notes: I have saved, bookmarked, and perved over viewed this piece of artwork so many times, through multiple moves and computers, that I won't even try to count them. I'm not sure I could ever do the disquieting implications of it justice, but I had to give it a try.

Alpha and Omega )
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