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7th January 2013 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2012 Reveals!
With this post, another Kinky Kristmas season comes to a close. Although we had fewer total pieces this time around, we had a wider range of characters and pairings than in previous years -- even a number of characters never before featured in Kinky Kristmas -- thus proving that Daily Deviant continues to produce some of the most interesting, unsual, and varied fic and art to be found in the fandom. A huge round of applause to all of this year's fantastic authors and artists!

Before we get to the reveals, we have some huge thank yous to extend.

- As always, our most heartfelt thanks to everyone, both members and watchers, who read, viewed, commented, and recced throughout December. We all play in this big fandom sandbox for the interaction with dirty-minded like-minded individuals, so it's you wonderful folks who keep this fandom and this comm rolling along. THANK YOU!

- Once again, thanks go out to the authors and artists who contributed pieces to this year's celebration. You've helped fulfill some members' smutty holiday wishes while entertaining the rest of us in the process, and the resulting collection of works is wondrous indeed!

- And last but most definitely not least, enormous heaps of gratitude and virtual brownies to those generous souls who contributed pinch hits and extra pieces this year: [info]its_art, [info]lilmisblack, [info]roozetter, [info]torino10154, and [info]unbroken_halo. ♥ ♥ ♥

We're truly delighted by this year's collection of tasty and unusual fics and art. We hope you enjoyed the pieces as much as we did, that you'll spend some time going back to any fantastic things that you might have missed, and that you'll continue watching the action here at Daily Deviant throughout the new year.

Now, with all of that said...

The Kinky Kristmas 2012 Reveals )
7th January 2013 19:30 - Kinky Kristmas 2012 Statistics
While everyone's waiting for the reveals post to go up, we thought we'd bore baffle entertain you with this year's Wacky Stats. For the sake of comparison, here are the previous stats from 2011, 2010, and 2009.

Click here for the stats! )
4th January 2013 23:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2012 Pre-Reveals Masterlist
Below the cut you'll find the big list of all the pieces from Kinky Kristmas 2012. Do be sure to check it out and go back to anything you might have missed. You might have overlooked a real gem or two -- and there's some great stuff that could use some more love!

Reveals will go up at 10:00 pm U.S. Eastern time this Monday the 7th. Keep watching for a new set of statistics, and see you all on Monday!

Complete Kinky Kristmas 2012 Roundup )
4th January 2013 01:50 - Final Kinky Kristmas 2012 Roundup
Apologies for the four-hours-late post; the internet gods apparently decided that I didn't really need to be online earlier this evening.

And that's all she they wrote (and drew)! The fat lady has already done belted it out and left the stage. Kinky Kristmas 2012 posting has officially come to an end. A couple of days later than we originally intended, but we figure no one minds getting more kinky pr0n, right??

Here's the list of the pieces posted since the last roundup:


Art by Daily Deviant Members:
The Comforts of Home (Severus/Lily/James)

Fic by Daily Deviant Members:
Portrait of a happy family (Harry/Lily Luna)
A Rush of Blood to the Head (Ron/Draco)
The other side (Lucius/Regulus)
Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man) (Ginny/Tom Riddle)

Fic by Daily Deviant Watchers:
A Reminder (Lucius, Sirius)
Ribbons, Bows, and Busks (Harry/Luna, others)
Lesson Learned (Draco/Snape)


Also handy-dandy links to:
THE WEEK 1 ROUNDUP
THE WEEK 2 ROUNDUP
THE WEEK 3 ROUNDUP

And one more time, if you've made any recs that we don't yet know about, please leave 'em here. If you could drop us the names of the pieces recced and a link to the (unlocked) rec post that would be very much appreciated.

Tomorrow we'll post a complete pre-reveals list of all the pieces posted so you can do any last catch-up reading/viewing/commenting. Reveals will go up on Monday. You can expect a new set of Wacky Stats over the weekend, so keep an eye out for those.
1st January 2013 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sooner of Later (I Always Get My Man) (Ginny/Tom Riddle)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]songquake

Title: Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man)
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Tom Riddle
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: male submission, bondage, cropping, boots, corsets, oral sex, riding
Other Warnings/Content: Dub-con (at least as first), orgasm control, knifeplay, chan (Tom Riddle is either fifteen or, you know, 57 or 67 and a shade—but his body is young…). Some suspension of disbelief may be necessary.
Word Count: 5155, of which 155 belong to Stephen Sondheim. So yeah, 5000 exactly!
Summary/Description: Baby you're mine on a platter,
I always get my man.

Author's Notes: Title and lyrics from Madonna's "Sooner or Later" (lyrics and music by Stephen Sondheim).
Recipient, you asked for Death Eater!Ginny, which I wasn't able to do while keeping the two of them in character. I still haven't managed to divorce canon, all these years in. I did manage some Dark!Ginny, though, and I hope that (plus the several other kinks included) satisfies. Happy Kinky Kristmas, my fellow Deviant!

Sooner or Later (I Always Get My Man) )
31st December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The other side (Lucius/Regulus, Bellatrix)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sabethea
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: The other side
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Regulus, Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Punishment, Dub/Non-con, humiliation
Other Warnings/Content: Voyeurism, caning, come play
Word Count: 1900
Summary/Description: I’ve been in the dungeons before, many times, but never like this. Never on this side of punishment.
Author's Notes: Merry Kinky Kristmas, hope you enjoy!!

The other side )
31st December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Lesson Learned (Draco/Snape)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: A Wondrous Watcher: [info]kitty_fic

Title: Lesson Learned
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: brattiness and punishment correction thereof, temporary orgasm denial
Other Warnings/Content: Post-war AU where Snape lives, established relationship, cock-ring, blowjob/facefucking, dirty talk, elements of a D/s relationship, bondage mentioned in passing
Word Count: 3250
Summary/Description: Draco had made it very clear that this wasn't the gift he was expecting. Now, he looked much too pleased with himself. The boy was obviously under the impression that he had already won this round. Severus was going to enjoy showing him how mistaken he was about that.
Author's Notes: So many thanks to D for the beta! And to the other lovelies who cheered me on along the way and offered support or input! To the prompter, I hope you enjoy where your prompt took me and that it's not too far from what you envisioned! <3 This was a new pairing for me and though quite a challenge, I enjoyed it!

Lesson Learned )
29th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Rush of Blood to the Head (Ron/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]lokifan

Title: A Rush of Blood to the Head
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: desperate, need-it-now sex; handjobs; coming in trousers; power struggle; intercrural sex; talking during sex
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: ~4300
Summary/Description: They’re grown-ups now with responsible Ministry jobs; but playing Quidditch against each other, Ron and Draco revert to hormonal teenage rage.
Author's Notes: Enormous thanks to T for the supersonic beta. This uses the filmverse uniforms, broadly speaking: gloves and pads, not just robes.

A Rush of Blood to the Head )
28th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Ribbons, Bows, and Busks
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: A Wonderful Watcher: [info]bonfoi

Title: Ribbons, Bows, and Busks
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley – Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood – Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger – Neville Longbottom/Millicent Bulstrode
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dream Magic – Sex Magic – Sex While Wearing a Corset – Masturbation – Voyeurism – Het Sex – Anal Play – Workplace Sex – Cowgirl – Reverse Cowgirl
Other Warnings/Content: Post-Second Voldemort War – Romance – A Bit of OoC-ness – Cussing – Humour
Word Count: ~11,050
Summary/Description: Every witch and wizard has a true half, and Harry hasn't found his yet. But! There's someone who knows Harry is hers, and she'll get her man...flat on his back and happy to be there if she has anything to say about it!
Author's Notes: To my awesome, remarkable and utterly fantastic beta, you rock my world every time you make my words and vision so much better! To my recipient, het isn't my forte, but the chance to craft something for DD's Kinky Kristmas won out over my reticence. That, and the fact you had Harry and Luna in the mix. To each and every one: Happy Christmas and may all your Yuletide dreams come true!

Luna...she likes leather, and bad-ass men named Harry. )
28th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Reminder
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sabethea
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]alafaye

Title: A Reminder
Characters/Pairings: Lucius, Sirius, Narcissa, Walburga Black
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: punishment, slight humiliation
Other Warnings/Content: Whipping, dark magic
Word Count: 1598
Summary/Description: On his way to dinner with his fiance's family, Lucius finds Sirius doing something he ought not to. When he brings Sirius back to Grimmauld Place, Walburga explains that punishment must be done by a member of the family. Lucius, a master at punishment, is luckily soon to be a family member.
Author's Notes: Beta was by [info]vix_spes.

A Reminder )
27th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Portrait of a happy family (Harry/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Portrait of a happy family
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Lily Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Underage –although Lily’s age isn’t specified, she’s still at Hogwarts- noncon/dubcon (depending on your point of view), first time, voyeurism, kinda.
Other Warnings/Content: Incest
Word Count: 3500
Summary/Description: A part of me wonders at the magic in the portrait, wonders just how much of us the painting is showing. I fear it knows too much. I think it sees into our very souls.
Author's Notes: I’m not sure if this is what you had in mind for this prompt, but I hope you enjoy it. Merry Kinky Kristmas!

Portrait of a happy family )
25th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: The Comforts of Home (James/Lily/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kinky_kneazle
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: The Comforts of Home
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lily/James
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: threesomes, double penetration
Other Warnings/Content: none.
Summary: Severus has had a very bad day, luckily there are people waiting at home to help him shake it off
Artist's Notes: I hope I managed to capture the warm, comforting feeling I think you were looking for in your prompt. Happy Kinky Kristmas.

The Comforts of Home [NWS Art!] )
22nd December 2012 22:20 - Kinky Kristmas 2012 Week 3 Roundup
Roundup and posting break ahoy!

Looks like everyone's been doing their last-minute holiday shopping and traveling and such, and you all could probably use some time to get caught up. To help you out with that, here's the list of all of the kinky pieces that have been posted in the last week.


Art by Daily Deviant Members:
An Outing (Minerva/Poppy)

Fic by Daily Deviant Members:
Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers (Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius)
One All (McGonagall/Scrimgeour)
You Still Smell (Sirius/Severus)
The Eve Before Christmas (Neville/Lavender)
It Started So Innocently (Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy)
To Hope Is To Risk (Remus/Sirius, Severus/Sirius)
Bad Girls Go Everywhere (Ron/Lavender)

Fic by Daily Deviant Watchers:
Merry Mistress (Abraxas/Eileen)
Reading Between the Lines (Rita/Hermione)


Also handy-dandy links to:
THE WEEK 1 ROUNDUP
THE WEEK 2 ROUNDUP

Once again, if you've made any recs that we don't yet know about, please leave 'em here. If you could drop us the names of the pieces recced and a link to the (unlocked) rec post that would be very much appreciated.

You won't hear from us again until Christmas Day, at which point we'll be posting a very tasty treat that we think will go down quite well with your well-deserved booze and/or brownies once the loud kiddies and square in-laws have finally gone to bed. Be sure to keep an eye out for it! Until then, happy holidays to those who are celebrating. And remember, no matter how wholesome your holiday traditions might be, always keep one foot firmly planted in the gutter!
21st December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Reading Between the Lines (Rita/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]dexstarr

Title: Reading Between the Lines
Characters/Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm denial, D/s, bondage, begging
Other Warnings/Content: Cross-gen
Word Count: ~1,400
Summary/Description: Rita needs a new playtoy.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy! I’m sorry it isn’t pornier.

Reading Between the Lines )
21st December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Merry Mistress (Abraxas/Eileen)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]inamac
From: A Wonderful Watcher: [info]snapesgirl

Title: Merry Mistress
Characters/Pairings: Abraxas Malfoy/Eileen Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: tickling, whips, feathers, autagonistophilia, erotic buffet
Other Warnings/Content: object insertion, spanking, submission,
Word Count: 2410
Summary/Description: Eileen wants to be a rich man's mistress and has a very thorough audition.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to [info]unbroken_halo for hand holding and beta reading. Thanks also to [info]florida_minxie for beta reading. Happy Christmas and I hope you enjoy your present as much as the players enjoy their parts.

She wasn't a merry widow but she hoped to become a merry mistress )
20th December 2012 22:32 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bad Girls Go Everywhere (Ron/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: [info]lunalovepotter

Title: Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender (with a mention of past Ron/Hermione).
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage, spanking, role-playing
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: 3,881
Summary/Description: When Lavender told Ron that all she wanted for Christmas was for him to spice things up in the bedroom, this wasn't exactly what she meant.
Author's Notes: I must admit I was a little intimidated by the "funny" tone, as humor is really not my specialty. But the persistent [info]ragdoll talked me down, and I'm glad she did as I had fun writing it. A word of caution: there isn't really an overwhelming amount of humor in this (although a bit of snark perhaps) but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. Happy Holidays! Thank you also to my beta, [info]almond_joyz, for the last-minute help.

Bad Girls Go Everywhere )
20th December 2012 22:32 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: To Hope Is To Risk (Remus/Sirius, Severus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]miss_morland
From: [info]unbroken_halo

Title: To Hope Is To Risk
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Angst, Polyjuice potion, voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: Possibly dub-con/non-con, humiliation, Oral sex, Anal sex
Word Count: 1,115
Summary/Description: Sirius had been hoping for a reconciliation with Remus.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, my dear recipient! I hope you enjoy this interpretation of your prompt.

To Hope Is To Risk )
19th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: An Outing (Minerva/Poppy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]wallflowergirl

Title: An Outing
Characters/Pairings:Minerva/Poppy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: toys, sex shops
Other Warnings/Content:
Artist's Notes:I had a lot of fun doing this and learned to use a new program while I was doing it. There should be more art and fic about old people enjoying their sex life.
Art Preview:


An Outing [NWS Art!] )
18th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: It Started So Innocently (Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sdk
From: [info]roozetter

Title: It Started So Innocently
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Intercrural sex, frotting, hand jobs, underage is cool for the cross-gen (not younger than 15-16 though pls!), also if you want to go AU and make Draco younger than Harry if you choose that pairing, I will love you forever, dub-con
Other Warnings/Content: Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong Prompt: It started so innocently.
Word Count: 4,675
Summary/Description: Harry has always had a weakness for the men of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Author's Notes: I liked everything about your prompt, giftee, and tried to give you everything you asked for. Hope you like it, bb! Thanks you to my bb’s for looking this over for me <333

It Started So Innocently )
18th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Eve Before Christmas (Neville/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]silvernatasha

Title: The Eve Before Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Lavender
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty talk, masturbation
Other Warnings/Content: Fluff
Word Count: 1765
Summary/Description: Professor Longbottom loves spending Christmas at home with his wife.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to my beta for helping me polish this up. And a big thank you to my recipient for the lovely requests.

The Eve Before Christmas )
17th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: You Still Smell (Sirius/Snape)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]roozetter
From: [info]kinky_kneazle

Title: You Still Smell
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wall sex, hate sex, insults.
Other Warnings/Content: Biting.
Word Count: 2,000
Summary/Description: It was all so familiar, muttered taunts and cutting wit until the tension building between them just had to snap. How had he come to a place where Severus Snape knew all the spots to touch to make him shiver?
Author's Notes: Many thanks to L for the super-quick beta and to the [info]r_grayjoy and [info]ragdoll for being so understanding when real life hit with a vengeance. Dear Mystery Deviant, I do hope you enjoy this.

You Still Smell )
17th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: One All (McGonagall/Scrimgeour)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: One All
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Banter, long hair
Other Warnings/Content: Partially-clothed sex
Word Count: About 8200
Summary/Description: In a relationship based around scoring points, what can ultimately be won?

Author's Notes: Dear recipient, this fic grew from your prompt, ‘what could entice Minerva to have sex in the staff room?' It started as just the final scene shown here, but then grew (more than I expected, to be honest!) as their story just demanded to be told... As the tale contains scenes from different points in Minerva's life, she does appear in places as a young woman. I hope that you won’t mind that - as a necessary part of the plot - and that you like the fic overall. :-)

One All )
16th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers (Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]mindabbles

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

Scorpius' smile could still knock Teddy on his arse )

On to Part 2
16th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers (Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius) -- PART 2
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers -- PART 2 )

Back to Part 1
15th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2012 Week 2 Roundup
Today's another short posting break with a list of pieces from week 2. There are a couple of great things that haven't received much love, so do be sure to spend some time catching up on anything you might have missed!


Art by Daily Deviant Members:
All the way home I'll be warm (Harry/Draco)
The Ties That Bind (Harry/Neville)

Fic by Daily Deviant Members:
Neville in the Library With Feeling (Neville/Draco)
Over By Christmas (Albus/Gellert)
A Need for Warmth (Bill/Charlie)
Let It Snow (Snape/Harry)
English Delight (Severus/Lucius)

Fic by Daily Deviant Watchers:
Exceeds Expectations (Albus/Horace)
Not Even a Little Bit, Not Even At All (Pansy/Astoria)
Bellatrix (Severus/Bellatrix)
Brooding on a Broom (Hooch/McGonagall)


And once again, we'd like to use this post as an opportunity to collect any recs you all have made since the last roundup. If you could drop us the names of the pieces recced and a link to the (unlocked) rec post that would be very much appreciated.

Regular posting resumes tomorrow!
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