Title: Dainty Is As Dainty Does
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Harry/Goyle
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: The pairing? Also, while canon compliant, it's fairly AU. Weird, huh?
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, blindfolding, exhibitionism
Word Count: 4641
Summary: Harry goes to yet another unveiling of yet another ultrafeminized sculpture of himself. He confronts the mysterious sculptor and... smut ensues.
Author's notes: Okay, I seriously have had this idea for about two years. I've decided I will write the fics that won't leave me alone this year, no matter what I have to do to get them written! So here it is. Have fun!
A/N the second: I have to give a world of thanks to r_grayjoy, alisanne, and kathrynthegreat. r_grayjoy shared her Goyle!voice with me and helped me get the dialogue just right, alisanne came up with the concept for this fics smut when I was flailing about my fic wanting to be a 20k monstrosity, and kathrynthegreat held by nose to the grindstone so that I could get the fic written by deadline. Better cheerleaders cannot be found and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart!

( Dainty Is As Dainty Does )

Click to read more in this universe: Dainty Bites Back

Title: And the party ended.
Artist: fanlay
Media: pencil, photoshop
Characters: Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy
Rating: NWS
Warnings: Object (truncheon) penetration
Themes/kinks chosen: anal

( And The Party Ended )

Title: Inflection
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: ?/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty talk
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New Again: Rape or Ravishing
Word Count: 2150
Summary: ”I'm getting closer. Sure you don't want to run again, little mouse? I like chasing you. It makes you so fucking hot and tight. You want to be like that for me, don't you? Tight like a little virgin slut.”
Author's notes: Undying love and gratitude to emiine for the fabulous on-demand beta which made this come together better than I'd hoped. And snogs and lurve to dannyyy who let me whine at her and who reassured me that the fic worked outside my head too.

( Inflection )

Title: Nettled
Author: coffee_n_cocoa
Characters: Neville/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Themes chosen: Everything old is new again: urtication, blindfolding, dildos. Also bondage of the plant variety, though I've written bondage before.
Word Count: ~1700
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy knew the reality behind what must appear to be a safe, if staid, relationship to his friends. Especially when his lover is nettled by his misbehaviour.
Author's notes: emiime suggested the pairing, but I don't think this was what she had in mind for her boy. Probably just as well...

( Nettled )

Title: An Affair (the one that you imagine, the one that makes it real)
Author: snegurochka_lee
Characters: Charlie/Fleur, implied Charlie/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Themes chosen: Everything old is new again: zelophilia: arousal by own jealousy (from May 2006); incest (from June 2006); and a bit of branding (from March 2006), which in this case is tattoos. Also, adultery (from January 2007), although I used that one in a story here before, so technically it's ineligible. But it's still in here. :)
Word Count: ~3,500
Summary: Bill didn't know if they knew that he knew. He didn't know how it started, and he didn't want to know. He could imagine it all well enough, after all.
Author's notes: Written for the amazing piece of art I received in smutty_claus this past year: An Affair by cork (NWS). The art has zero incestuous insinuations, so I hope the artist is not offended that my brain decided to add those in all of its own accord. :/ Mostly, this was because many comments on the art seemed to convey great pity for Bill in the situation, and I mischievously decided that the blame should be extended a bit to include all three parties. *nods* This also goes out to secretsolitaire on the occasion of her birthday today, because I basically blame credit her for influencing my brain to think of just those incestuous insinuations when presented with Weasley brothers. :D Also, the child got aged up a bit from the art, which will explain her ability to speak. And walk. :)

( An Affair )

Title: Deviations on the Path to Success - McGonagall
Author: senjy
Characters: Percy/McGonagall
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Underage (Percy is 15) student/teacher, First time
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything old is new -- Petticoat discipline (March 07)
Word Count: 3250
Summary: McGonagall catches Percy out after curfew and teaches him that not even prefects are beyond a little punishment.
Author's notes: Apologies, because due to snotty RL-ness this was a rushed job and therefore is unbeta-ed. If you wanna pick at it in the comments go ahead. Oh, and yay, I am back with the DD guys!

( Red... )

Title: All in the family
Artist: zhyn
Characters: Percy Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fleur Delacour
Rating: NC-17
Themes/kinks chosen: blowjob, petticoat punishment, everything old is new
Artist's notes: Bill and Charlie found a new use for Fleur's wedding dress when they decided to punish Percy. Slightly AU for I've yet to spend a weekend with DH.

( Fleur always wanted to know if the Weasley men looked good in white. )

Title: A Matter of Trust
Author: ceria
Characters: James Potter / Sirius Black
Rating: R
Warnings: n/a
Themes/kinks chosen: bondage and blindfolding
Word Count: about 1,800
Summary: The holidays are all about giving
Author's notes: Thank you, Lee and Elf. I'm always thankful for your help.

( I dare you to speak first )

Title: The Frailty of Hope
Author: r_grayjoy
Characters: Harry/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-con, dark themes, hopelessly AU I feel a little bit dirty for writing this, OMG.
Themes chosen: everything old is new (previous theme: knives)
Word Count: 2,430
Summary: Bellatrix likes to play with her toys a bit before breaking them. Or, Harry learns something about the nature of hope.
Author's notes: This fic is for melusinahp: I promised to write you Harry/Bellatrix almost a YEAR ago, and while I might not be punctual, I am, thankfully, persistent. I let the darkfic portion of my brain out to play for this one; I hope I didn't go too dark for you! Thanks to the brave and twisted eeyore9990 for the last-minute beta.

( The Frailty of Hope )

Title: "All You Wanted"
Artist: osmalic
Media: pen, photoshop
Characters: Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC17/NWS
Warnings: slash, implied non-con, implied penetration
Themes/kinks: January 2008's "Everything old is new again" prompt
Artist's notes: I cheated and included "gay men" (canon!Dumbledore!), but mostly I chose "rape" and "branding". The interpretation of the art can be different for the viewer, though. I was hoping the bruises were strategically placed to show what was happening. Although there are no overt sexual bits, please practice discretion and sensitivity.



( For the greater good, Albus. )

ETA: Photobucket caught on, so the image was deleted. I transferred to another image hosting that, I'm hoping, is temporary. Sorry for the lack of pornification. :(

ETA2: Back up, hope it's working now!

Title: "Pink"
Artist: ebonyserpent
Media: pencil, and some quick Photoshop colouring
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17 (NWS)
Warnings: femmeslash, nudity, sexual situation, non-con
Theme/Kink: January 2008's "Everything old is new again" prompt
Notes: From the past year's kinks/themes, I chose 'lesbians' (though it may be rather one-sided), 'bondage,' and 'dildos.' May also be a bit AU, because I was thinking of a nice little scenario where Voldie and the DEs win, and Bella gets to keep Tonks as a pet. ;)



( So you like the colour pink, do you, little girl? )

Title: Charlie/Tonks
Artist: ericahpfa
Media: pen
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: Hard R? NWS
Warnings: Het. Bare ginormous breasts.
Themes/kinks chosen: Past prompts - Lapdancing
Artist's notes: As always I notice things after I have scanned a piece. I am horrified by the thought that some poor little ickle firstie will stumble into the common room and get one helluvan eyefull. Talk about an education! I also had another picture in mind when I did this, my very first post here actually: C/T Blindfold, I'm thinking today's sketch was the beginning of their evening. :)

( Charlie & Tonks )

Title: Showgirls
Author: kabal42
Characters: Ginny/Pansy (with a side of Luna/Gabrielle)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, some spanking and the premise of two D/s relationships
Themes/kinks chosen: Brothels, candaulism, face-slapping, love, oral sex, public sex – all under the "everything old is new".
Word Count: 3116
Summary: Ginny decides to full-fill one of Pansy's fantasies – and one of her own.
Author's notes: It's short, smutty and almost devoid of plot, so enjoy the sexy, confident women in here for what they are.
I blame the fascination for Luna/Gabrielle entirely on sweetcaroleanne for whom I wrote the pairing at harry_holidays. It grew on me!

( Showgirls! )

Title: I Gave My Love A Cherry
Author: emiime
Characters: Percy/Penny
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: They're underage—fifteen or so—but that's of minimal consequence as there's no actual sex.
Kinks chosen: Serenading
Word Count: 1309
Summary: Not all Gryffindors get their thrills from Quidditch and being pursued by Dark Lords. Percy Weasley finds adventure in a darkened classroom.
Author's notes: Yep, that's right. I wrote Percy het. Please pick your jaws up from the floor. I'm as surprised as you are!

( I Gave My Love A Cherry )

Title: Thwak!
Artist: blackcoyote
Media: Artline Pen, Photoshop2
Characters: Snape/Karkaroff
Compliant to: All the books.
Rating: NC 17+ for partially-graphic nudity (incl. body hair), Sexual Situation (NWS!)
Warnings: m/m Slash, Nudity, Sex-scene, Rainbow colours, Mild Violence (slapping), Mpreg incl. veins, stretch-marks, man-boobies etc; consideration of the possible impact this may have upon one's soundness of mental constitution is strongly advised before viewing
Theme/kink: January 08 - 'Everything old is new' month. kinks/Themes chosen from prompts I haven't used - Face-slapping (from May 07), Serenading (July 07), Boot Fetish (Nov 06), Death Eater Kama Sutra (Jan 07), Squick your mod (Jan 07 - teh mpreg squick).

Summary: I think Severus isn't that impressed with Igor's singing, nor in the mood to tolerate it much...
Notes: Drawn for the daily_deviant January 08 AU Theme.
Disclaimer: The characters & settings in this picture (c) J. K. Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. This artist recognises that this image and scenario is a derivative work that may depart from the original Canon and/or the original Author's creative intent.
( Image under cut unsuitable for viewers under the age of majority in your country. If this applies to you, do not click on this link )

Title: An Orange Sort of Day
Rating: NC17, course.
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Hermione Granger
Kinks: Dubious consent (dubious twice, I suppose, but also entirely willing; I am aware this makes no sense), blowjobs, uhhh narcissism?
Warnings: see kink. Also, some degree of crack; the pairing is not so much with the sane and Gilderoy is still at St. Mungo's.
Summary: It's an orange sort of day, but then Gilderoy has a guest, and things start to look up.
A/N: This month's theme is to use a past theme. I went to the themes post and scrolled all the way to the end, and the very last thing there is this pairing, the alternate pairing for March 06. Now, I suppose I was supposed to use a theme rather than a pairing, but alas, I saw that, and away we went. So. There it is. Thanks to Leni Jess and Amanuensis for the quickie betas.

( An Orange Sort of Day )

Title: The People on the Edge of the Night
Author: cedar
Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape, mention of James Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: may offend canon purists, because it's 1982 and James is still alive.
Themes/kinks chosen: January 2008 theme: choose anything from 2007. I chose autagonistophilia (arousal by being on stage) and lap dances
Word Count: 1700
Summary: In a dingy red club, almost no one knows who Sirius Black really is.
Author's notes: Many thanks to nimori for the beta!

( He is for display only. )

Title: “Harry's Pet(s)”
Artist: gold_loewin
Media: charcoal, Photoshop, tablet
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: oral sex, threesome, D/s, leather, collars and a chain, hunk!Charlie, outdoor sex
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New
Artist's notes: I felt bad for Charlie when I heard JKR discussing the future family trees. Spoiler: She states that Charlie is not gay, just more interested in dragons than women.< /spoiler> As a result, the following artwork turned out rather silly and is basically PWP. ;)
Disclaimer:
All persons depicted are entirely fictional and are intended to be of age!
They are not based on or intended to represent any actual person whether living or dead.
Harry Potter characters © J.K. Rowling. I'm not making any profit off them.
Art preview:





(  [ART]: “Harry's Pet(s)” (Harry/Draco/Charlie, NWS) )

Title: Attitude Adjustment
Author: alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, chan (Draco is 16), spanking, dildos.
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything old is new.
Word Count: ~4770
Summary: Draco returns to Hogwarts his sixth year with quite the attitude. Severus helps him to adjust it.
Author's notes: Thanks to my wonderful beta, sevfan, who manages to put up with me, and to eeyore9990, who came up with the title.

( Attitude Adjustment )

Title: More to Life
Author: wook77
Characters: Charlie Weasley/Lavender Brown
Rating: R
Warnings: het
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New Again - Phobia (Nudity)
Word Count: ~7940
Summary: Escaping to find oneself might just be the best thing ever for Lavender Brown. Running away to the Romanian Dragon Preserve to be a dragon tamer puts her directly in the path of Charlie Weasley and the realisation that there is more to life than she'd ever though possible.
Author's notes: Many thanks to my betas, janicechess and nefernat, without whom, this fic wouldn't be nearly as good. All remaining mistakes are my own.

( More to Life )

Title: Bruised Like a Cherry (Ripe as a Peach)
Author: fleshdress
Characters: Teddy Lupin/James Potter Jr, brief mentions of other pairings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chan
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New
Word Count: 5728
Summary: James is ready to move his relationship with Teddy on a step but Teddy's not so sure.
Author's notes: Many thanks to J for the beta – all remaining mistakes are my own. Title taken from Rilo Kiley.

( James is strong for his age. He's tall too. And he's certainly determined. But he's only fifteen and it's nothing but Teddy's own willingness to have James pressing him into the wall that keeps him pinned there. )

Title: Surprise
Characters: Snape and ....Hermione???
Kinks: blindfolds
challenge: unused challenges. I forget what month this was from.
Semi work safe-ish
Artist: Tripperfunster

( Surprise )