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4th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Tipsy Werewolf and the Christmas Crackers (Snape/Lupin)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]islandsmoke

Title: The Tipsy Werewolf and the Christmas Crackers
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: sex toys, food smut, rimming
Other Warnings/Content: oral, anal, object insertion, AU – they lived and no Tonks
Word Count: ~2,800
Summary/Description: A mysterious package arrives from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
Author's Notes: Thanks, as always, to my lovely beta, H. I hope you enjoy your gift, #13!

The Tipsy Werewolf and the Christmas Crackers )
6th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Cinnamon and Chocolate (and Sex) (Lavender/Seamus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: [info]silvernatasha

Title: Cinnamon and Chocolate (and Sex)
Characters/Pairings: Lavender/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Hair pulling, big tits, teens being teens
Other Warnings/Content: Sex toys, coitus a mammalia, body painting
Word Count: 3,041
Summary/Description: Lavender and Seamus exchange some very personal gifts the night before Christmas.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the brilliant prompts. This was so much fun to write. And thank you to my beta for tidying things up for me.

Cinnamon and Chocolate (and Sex) )
16th October 2011 20:49 - FIC: Rosemary and Chamomile, Luna/Tonks, NC-17
Title: Rosemary and Chamomile
Author: [info]mindabbles
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bathing
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,750
Summary/Description: Only Luna can rinse away the anguish and grime that clings to Tonks after a day like today.
Author's Notes: This is really a PWP. I don't often manage that, but I thought I'd give it a shot. It is also fluff. Tonks is not dead, nor is she married to Remus. Because.
Thank you so much to [info]whymzycal and [info]magnetic_pole for the fabulous beta help! ♥

Luna’s slippery fingers skated over Tonks’ nipples )
23rd March 2011 10:34 - Fic: Every Flavor Heroes (NC-17, Various)
Title: Every Flavor Heroes
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Based On/Inspired By: The hilarious WWW's Dream Dolls by [info]serpenscript
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Android!Harry, Hermione/Android!Remus, George/Android!Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Rimming, Androids, dildos, very vague suggestions of bestiality (i.e animal-shaped dildos), fantasy, sex toys
Word Count: 2,500
Summary/Description: They're mix and match, guaranteed to be ready when you are and come with a free patented Daydream Charm. For any flavor of hero you like, try Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes' Dream Dolls.
Author's Notes: I laughed very loudly when I first saw this image and couldn't get it out of my head. [info]serpenscript, this doesn't do justice to your image, but it was the only way I could pay homage. With love to my beta F, and a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to [info]daily_deviant and all her deviant followers!

One Harry Potter head, with lightning scar. One body, size 'lean'. )
11th March 2011 21:14 - ART: Something Different (Ginny/Neville, R)
Title: Something Different
Artist: [info]zephre
Inspired By: A Little Something Different by [info]coffee_n_cocoa
Media: Corel Painter
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Ginny
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: corset, sex toys
Artist's Notes:

image under cut )
15th February 2011 20:48 - FIC: "Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself" (Wilhelmina G-P/Irma Pince; NC-17)
Title: Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters/Pairings: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Irma Pince
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc.
Other Warnings: None. Well, there's a sex toy involved.
Word Count: 3450
Summary: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank has never been much for books. But then Irma Pince helps her do a little research into the literature of sexology.

Author's Notes: This story is my first contribution to [info]daily_deviant. You've all given me a lot of fun over the years; I'm pleased to be invited to give some back.

The title is adapted from Radclyffe Hall's classic story of "inversion," "Miss Ogilvy Finds Herself." The quotations from Muggle sexologists Havelock Ellis and Richard von Krafft-Ebing are from texts in the public domain. The quotation from wizard sexologist Oxwald Horwood-Ashe is included by kind permission of Kinsey and Hite, Publishers, Diagon Alley.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself )
11th February 2011 21:09 - ART: Getting Down to Cases (Harry/Hermione, NC-17)
Title:  Getting Down to Cases
Artist: [info]zephre
Media: photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sex Education
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: After a few minutes of reading, even Hermione agreed that some practical application was necessary, right now!  (Post-War, so they're both 18.)
Art Preview:

art under cut )
13th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Point Me (Severus/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: [info]torino10154

Title: Point Me
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public sex, sex in unusual places
Other Warnings/Content: Oral, anal, toys, mention of mild cross-dressing
Word Count: ~2400
Summary/Description: Harry and Severus like to play hide and go seek.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my two favorite people for all their help with this fic. ♥ To my giftee, happy Kinky Kristmas! I hope you enjoy it!

Point Me )
11th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Welcome Home (Sirius/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ceredwen
From: A Wonderful Watcher: [info]drachenmina

Title: Welcome Home
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Restraints, Spanking, Orgasm Denial, Wax Play, Blindfolding, Sex Toys, Magic
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 2,000
Summary/Description:It's been nearly a year since Draco saw Sirius. Draco's not even sure if they still have a relationship. But when he unexpectedly gets back in the country just before Christmas, guess where Draco goes first?
Author's Notes:With thanks for the beta to the lovely [info]gin_tonic.

Welcome Home )
10th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Yes, Minister (Kingsley/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]torino10154
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Yes, Minister
Characters/Pairings: Kingsley/Draco
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: toys, paddling, anal
Other Warnings/Content: [none, sorry!]
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description:Prompt: After a rough day of Auror/other Ministry dept. training, Kingsley takes his star pupil aside for a private lesson.
Author's Notes: (1)My beta is wonderful. I hope zie knows this.
(2)For other political comedy geeks, yes the title is an intentional throw-back. Just try not to think of Draco as Nigel Hawthorne...
(3) Giftee, I'm not sure I got as many of your kinks as I'd've liked, but this is the first time I've written this pairing, and I did my poor best :)

Yes, Minister )
5th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Love of Family (Draco/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]celandineb

Title: The Love of Family
Characters: Scorpius, Albus Severus, Draco, plus brief appearances by various other Malfoys, Percy and Audrey Weasley, and OCs; Draco/Scorpius
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: disguise and first time, incest
Other Warnings/Content: masturbation, cross-gen, dirty talk, sex toys, infidelity (consensual)
Word Count: 14,700
Summary: Scorpius enlists Al's help to seduce the illicit object of his affection.
Author's Notes: This story became rather longer and plottier than expected. Hope that you enjoy it anyway!

The Love of Family )
5th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Love of Family (Draco/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]celandineb

Title: The Love of Family
Characters: Scorpius, Albus Severus, Draco, plus brief appearances by various other Malfoys, Percy and Audrey Weasley, and OCs; Draco/Scorpius
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: disguise and first time, incest
Other Warnings/Content: masturbation, cross-gen, dirty talk, sex toys, infidelity (consensual)
Word Count: 14,700
Summary: Scorpius enlists Al's help to seduce the illicit object of his affection.
Author's Notes: This story became rather longer and plottier than expected. Hope that you enjoy it anyway!

The Love of Family -- PART 2 )

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14th October 2010 07:44 - FIC: Interrogation Suite, NC-17, Kingsley/Draco
Title: Interrogation Suite
Author: [info]torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Kingsley/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Claustrophilia
Other Warnings: Sex toys, masturbation
Word Count: ~1850
Summary/Description: Draco shows Kingsley what he's missing.
Author's Notes: Written for my dear friend, [info]gryffindorj as her prize for kicking my ass in a diet 'game' we play. Many thanks for the wonderful bunny and suggestions along the way, darling. Super special thanks to the marvelous [info]conzieu for the speedy beta. ♥ Any mistakes that remain are mine alone.


Interrogation Suite )
29th September 2010 07:40 - FIC: No Matter What (Bill Weasley ~ R)
Title: No Matter What
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley
Rating: R
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Please Squick Your Mods
Warnings: Fantasies/Memories of Sibling Incest (your choice, really)
Word Count: ~1,125
Beta: [info]r_grayjoy
Summary: Alone in Egypt, Bill comforts himself with thoughts of home.
A/N: Many thanks to the mods for everything they do to keep this place up and running and a lot of fun for members and readers alike. Hopefully, this pleases more than it squicks.

Click to read No Matter What )
28th August 2010 23:35 - Fic: Vindicated, Hermione/Lucius, NC-17
Title: Vindicated
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: humiliation
Other Warnings: sounding, nipple clamps, mentions of vomit, dub-to-non-con, sort-of-prostitution
Word Count: 3660
Summary/Description: Hermione finds a way to take back the personal power stripped from her during that interminable hour spent at Malfoy Manor.
Author's Notes: Okay, so this is the first time I've written sounding and while I'm pretty sure it's not too horribly wrong, there's just no guarantee that it's right either. Damn the internet for not having a play by play available for my "research." Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy for all her help with the research we were able to find. (By "we", I mean "her", of course.)

Vindicated )
13th August 2010 00:31 - Art: We'd Make Great Pets (Snape/Harry NC-17)
Title: We'd Make Great Pets
Artist:[info]akatnamedeaster
Media: colored pencil on toned paper
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Humiliation
Other Warnings: Bondage, ball gag, butt plug, human footstool, implied birching, smug Snape.
Artist's Notes: What a fun prompt, it's like DD has been purposely hitting my sweet spots for the last few months. Oh and don't be fooled, Harry is loving every minute of this...

Read more... )
30th June 2010 21:34 - Put A Ring On It (Ron/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Put A Ring On It
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cock rings, sex toys
Other Warnings: mention of premature ejaculation
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Hermione's penchant for research usually drives Ron spare, but this time, he's reaping the benefits.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]tailoredshirt/[info]midnightblue88 for talking me through this, and [info]ldymusyc and [info]coffee_n_cocoa for their fabulous last minute beta services.

Put A Ring On It )
25th June 2010 21:41 - Fic: 'The Extraordinary Life of Brian the Plastic Bottle (AKA Toy Story XXX)' NC17
Title: The Extrodinary Life of Brian the Plastic Bottle.
Alternate Title: Toy Story XXX
Author: [info]softly_sweetly
Characters/Pairings: OMC, Teddy/Al, Harry/Ginny, James/James' Right Hand
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Cock rings.
Other Warnings: First person. An attempt at humour. Crack. To use this story to its fullest extent, please obey the following four rules. 1) Suspend all disbelief; 2) Pour a glass of wine; 3) Put your tongue in your cheek; 4) Enjoy!
Word Count: ~1900
Summary/Description:This is the life of Brian.
Author's Notes: I blame the wine; this makes sense after a bottle and a half. This is for R, who makes me smile far more than reincarnated plastic. Have a wonderful day, babe.

The Extraordinary Life of Brian the Plastic Bottle (AKA Toy Story XXX) )
15th May 2010 00:03 - Art: WWW's Dream Dolls - Snape, Lupin, Harry, Ron, Draco dolls - NC17
Title: WWW's Dream Dolls
Artist: Serpenscript
Characters: Ron, Harry, Draco, Severus, and Remus look alikes!
Rating: NC17 in a rather disconnected way :3
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Androids, Festivals
Other Warnings: bits not attached could be squicky, subtones of beastiality
Summary/Description: To celebrate the Festival of Moldyshort's DeathDay, Fred and George open a line of sex dolls to complement their patented Daydream Charms.
Author's notes: This was a few firsts for me. First time drawing Ron, first time drawing a variety of body shapes, first time...uh, playing at designing dildos? Also, first time *planning* something to be B&W.

NSFW Image under cut! )
11th March 2010 08:25 - ART: A New Wheeze (Luna/Percy, NC-17)
Title: A New Wheeze
Artist: [info]zephre
Based On/Inspired By: Inventive by [info]florahart
Media: photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Percy (+bonus toy)
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: object insertion/toys
Artist's Notes: fun, crazy, and features Luna! Love it.



'I thought you might like to feel it inside you.' )
4th November 2009 20:39 - Fic: Office Boy (Harry/Draco, NC-17)
Title: Office Boy
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: EWE, probably. Also, see theme.
Theme chosen: Nipple clamps
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary: Harry watched the single bead of sweat slide down the side of Malfoy's face, slipping behind his ear and disappearing into his hair, and Harry's body gave a shiver at the thought of what was causing Malfoy's tension.
Author's notes: This is for [info]marguerite_26, who was the most insanely tireless cheerleader and beta for my [info]hd_career_fair story last month when I turned into a whinging snowflake of epic proportions and was wringing my hands over ever having been mad enough to sign up for an H/D fest. :) She suggested Harry/Teddy, actually, when I insisted on writing her a reward, but that shall have to wait for another day, because lo, now it seems my brain is all LET'S WRITE MOAR H/D OKAY. :/

Office Boy )
30th October 2009 01:53 - Sex & Candy (Ginny/Romilda, NC-17)
Title: Sex & Candy
Author: [info]ragdoll
Characters: Ginny Weasley/Romilda Vane
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: power play, dub dub dub dub-con, sex while under the influence of aphrodisiacs, 16 yr old girls
Themes/kinks chosen: edible aphrodisiacs, sex toys, femmeslash, dub-con, power play
Word Count: 3500
Summary: For Ginny Weasley, revenge is a dish best served cold with a side order of chocolates.
Author's notes: I was originally going to go for this month's alternate pairing of Angelina/Romilda, but Ms Johnson would not cooperate. I'd had the idea of writing Romilda/Ginny revenge sex fic for a while, inspired by a wonderful piece of Ginny/Romilda-in-lingerie art by violetfishy for [info]daily_deviant three years ago. Sadly, the fabulous Miss Fishy is no longer in fandom and the art long since taken down so I cannot share it with you. Believe me when I tell you it was hot.

Thanks to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]eeyore9990 who helped me through this and refused to let me give up on it, and then beta'd it too. Thank you, my darlings.

Sex & Candy )
3rd August 2009 20:14 - FIC: Mr Box 334 [Draco, Severus, ???, NC17]
Title: Mr Box 334
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Draco, Severus, "Mr Box 334" [highlight to reveal identity, if you must: Harry Potter]
Rating: NC17
Warnings: blowjobs, dirty talk, D/s, sex toys, threesome
Themes/kinks chosen: ménage a tróis (threesomes), personal ads
Word Count: 4690 words
Summary: Draco's always wanted to try a threesome, and an advert in the Daily Prophet seems like just the chance.
Author's notes: Hurray for threesomes!

Mr Box 334 )
1st May 2009 12:16 - art: Womanly Charms (Molly, NWS)
Title: Womanly Charms
Artist: [info]la_dissonance
Media: photoshop 7
Characters: Molly
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Background, What Background? Also girly parts. A dildo features prominently.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation
Artist's notes: Thanks to the mods for letting me post when it wasn't technically my turn. :)
Art preview:


Molly had mastered the art of moving inanimate objects with magic long before she had to cook and clean for 9 people )
5th April 2009 00:03 - Fic: A Different Kind of Detention (Pansy/Various, NC-17)
Title: A Different Kind of Detention
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Pansy Parkinson/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU, orgy, toys, voyeurism/exhibitionism, chan implied, although in my mind Pansy is of age.
Themes/kinks chosen: sex shows
Word Count: ~2250
Summary: The first rule of 'special detention' is that there is no 'special detention'.
Author's notes: Thanks, as always, to my fabulous beta-readers, [info]sevfan and [info]eeyore9990.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

A Different Kind of Detention )
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