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5th February 2017 14:28 - Fic: Collecting Peacocks (Teddy/Scorpius, NC-17)
Title: Collecting Peacocks
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Teddy Lupin/Scorpius Malfoy (background Severus/Harry)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: UST, big cock!Teddy, pining.
Themes/kinks chosen: Collecting (gathering a personal collection of items related to the object of one's affection -- hair, underwear, used quills, their shrunken head, etc.) and Cleaning up (arousal from dressing up or grooming more than one usually does, "cleaning up" a typically scruffy, slovenly, or unfashionable individual, giving a partner a makeover, etc.).
Word Count: ~3900
Summary: If Scorpius can't have what he wants, he'll take what he can reach.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sevfan and [info]emynn for beta reading, and to [info]lilyseyes for inspiration when I thought this wasn't going to work. Also dedicated to those who think know Teddy Lupin has a big cock. ;)
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Collecting Peacocks )
3rd January 2017 19:43 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Subtlety is overrated (Bill/Tonks/Charlie)
[Woops, it would seem that we lied to you! We have one final hot little number before the Fat Lady comes out to sing. Give it some love!]


Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Subtlety is overrated
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: : threesome, oral sex, double penetration, fingering, directing
Other Warnings/Content: light hints of incest, author’s attempt at humour
Word Count: 3600
Summary/Description: I’m almost an Auror, which might explain why no one else seems to have noticed, keen senses and all that, but I just know something’s up.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas dear giftee, hope you enjoy the story!

Something strange is going on. )
27th December 2016 16:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice (Remus/Sirius, R/S/James, R/S/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]mindabbles

Title: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James, Remus/Sirius/Harry, mentions of unrequited Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, voyeurism, fingering, first times
Other Warnings/Content: anal sex, oral sex, pining, silliness, and a little angst
Word Count: 7,300
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are more than happy to share with their friends. After all, they have plenty to go around.
Author's Notes: Thank you for your wonderful prompt, mystery giftee. Thank you to the mods for being absolutely amazing, for continuing to run this for us, and for not breaking up with me. Thank you to my fabulous and filthy beta. Happy KK everyone!

I can’t feel my arse )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Wish You a Happy Christmas (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: Wish You a Happy Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: First Times, Blow Job, Cunnilingus, Sex
Word Count: ~3k
Summary/Description: There’s no point in not finishing what they’ve begun. What she’s sure they started, months ago when she first started working here. With small touches and little looks. With hints and half-said words. What was just about to become a thing right now, during the office Christmas party.
Author's Notes: Oh my goodness, I have such a thing for holiday hookup stories with infidelity. And this pairing! I couldn’t resist, and I had such fun with this. I hope you have a happy and wonderful Kinky Kristmas, m’dear!

Wish You a Happy Christmas )
14th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Unquestionable, Unforgivable (Albus/Gellert)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]purplefulffycat

Title: Unquestionable; Unforgivable
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, unsure!Albus, confident!Gellert
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, slight dub-con
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description:

His eyes drifted absently around his too-small bedroom, the ceiling rafters gathering dust that he couldn't be bothered to clean, which floated down in shimmering motes, catching the amber-summer light. Aberforth's snoring and whimpers from Ariana's nightmares drifted up from the floor below. A cuckoo cried outside.

"Good morning, sleepyhead." The voice at the window startled Albus, and he sprung bolt-upright in his bed. The voice chuckled. "Oh, so jumpy today?"


Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear Mystery Recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this morsel as much as I enjoyed writing it :-)

Unquestionable; Unforgivable )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Holiday Madness (Draco/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]digthewriter
From: [info]alisanne

Title: Holiday Madness
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public sex, dirty talk.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal, oral, second person POV.
Word Count: ~1920
Summary/Description: You know he’ll be there, which means you will be, too.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, you requested a ‘quirky, angsty’ piece. I hope this fits the bill! Happy Kinky Kristmas.

Holiday Madness )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: kiss me under the mistletoe (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: kiss me under the mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: Cunnilingus, Sex Toys, Established Affair
Word Count: ~1700
Summary/Description: Lily knows she sees a different side of Draco, and she has no regrets about their affair. Who cares that he’s married? She only cares that he’s hers.
Author's Notes: Oral sex and an office party? Sounds like a great time for mistletoe! And full body kissing. *grins* This was an utterly lovely prompt, and a joy to write. Have a very Happy Kinky Kristmas!

kiss me under the mistletoe )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: When I Practiced Flirting With You (Harry/Ron)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]digthewriter

Title: When I Practiced Flirting With You
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pining. Dirty Talk. First Time.
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex. Oblivious boys. Desperate Sex. Friends to Lovers.
Word Count: 3120
Summary/Description: Ron gasps and a desperate moan escapes his throat as Harry swallows him down. "Merlin, Harry. I didn't know you could talk like that."
Author's Notes: I wrote this fic on a train to conquer boredom. I had far too much fun with it. I hope you enjoy it, too! Thanks to R & R for the beta. All the remaining mistakes are mine. The original prompt asked for the following: Kinks/Themes: awkward oblivious boys, pining, desperate-got-to-have it, first time. So I did my best to incorporate that!

When I Practiced Flirting With You )
26th October 2016 00:24 - Fic: 'Diamond in a Swamp', Draco Malfoy/Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle, NC-17
Title: Diamond in a Swamp
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Gregory Goyle/Vincent Crabbe
Themes: Curvophilia (attraction to heavier/fuller-figured partners), 69, Switches
Content: Oral, anal, voyeurism, threesome, frottage, masturbation, pearl necklace, dirty talk, power play, D/s dynamics, mild humiliation, student/student sex
Rating: NC-17
Words: About 2200

Summary: It wasn't just that they were big, Draco thought as he shuddered with his own touch, and the sight before him, it was that they were fat. His cock leapt as he alighted upon the word: so simple; so taboo.

Notes: Last time, I wrote something that was a bit story-driven, arguably a bit sweet, and only just porny enough to be here. This isn't: it's filthy.

Diamond in a Swamp )
9th October 2016 09:43 - FIC: the thrill of under me you (Cho/Lily Luna, R)
Title: the thrill of under me you
Author: [info]gracerene
Characters/Pairings: Cho Chang/Lily Luna Potter, mentions of past Lily Luna/OFCs
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Curvophilia: arousal from or preference for heavier/fuller-figured partners
Other Warnings/Content: oral sex, mild sapiosexuality
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary/Description: Lily has been corresponding with Cho Chang for years, but now that she's moved to Berlin for a research position, she finally has a chance to meet her academic mentor face to face. She wasn't expecting their intellectual connection to bloom into physical desire, but maybe her feelings aren't as unrequited as she thinks.
Author's Notes: This is not the fic I'd planned on writing this month. But after several false starts, here's where we are. Probably the most unusual pairing I've written. The theme/kink is a little more subtle than I usually go for, but that's just how the cards fell this month. Kind of a different characterization for Lily then what I usually see, but I really enjoyed having a chance to play around with her (so did Cho). ;)

Title is from the poem "i like my body when it is with your" by e.e. cummings

the thrill of under me you )
17th September 2016 09:49 - Fic: "When evening quickens faintly in the street", (Harry/Teddy/Draco; NC-17)
Title: When evening quickens faintly in the street
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Pairings: Harry/Teddy/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 1) Chrematistophilia: being aroused by paying for sex
2) Facials: ejaculating on one's partner's face
3) Formal wear: arousal from wearing or seeing others wearing formal, fancy, or fine attire
4) Premature ejaculation
- Alternate pairing: Draco Malfoy/Teddy Lupin
Other Warnings/Content: so many blow jobs; this is 3k of blow jobs!, age differences, godfather/godson, cousincest, established relationship, polyamory, role-playing
Word Count: ~3,700
Summary/Description: Draco, Teddy, and Harry decide to role-play paying Teddy for sex in a back alley. Or: It's Saturday.
Author's Notes: Blackout Bingo, baby!!! \o/ All the themes this month, including the alternate pairing! First time doing that. :-D How could I not this month, omg?! It was practically tailor-made to my interests. *deviant chortle* Title taken randomly from Eliot's poem, 'The Boston Evening Transcript'. I opened a book of poetry, pointed at that line, and it kinda works. O_o



When evening quickens faintly in the street )
4th April 2016 12:00 - Banging Birthday Fic: Sometimes It Pays to Lose (Fred/George/Ginny/Charlie)
Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: A Magnificent Member

Title: Sometimes It Pays to Lose
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Ginny, & Charlie in various combinations (references to past Bill)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: incest
Other Warnings/Content: betting, anal fingering, anal sex, blow jobs, cunnilingus, foursome, watching, masturbation
Word Count: 4,515 words
Summary/Description: Summers can be long and boring at the Burrow, and the summer leading up to Bill's wedding is the worst with constant chores. When Ginny realizes that Fred and George are actually having fun she wants in. So she gets in, and over her head, and Fred thinks that works out just fine.
Author's Notes: Weasleycest is one of my favorite things to write, and I’m so glad I was able to create this for you. All the <3 to you for this prompt, dear recipient!!

Sometimes It Pays to Lose )
17th September 2015 09:33 - Fic: "From Joy Alone", (Harry/Teddy, (various); NC-17)
Title: From Joy Alone
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Pairings: Harry/Teddy, (with implied Sirius/Harry, Harry/Hermione, and Harry/Draco UST)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: penis modification, small breasts
Other Warnings: metamorphmagus sex (though only foreplay; Teddy looks like Teddy for the deed), semi-public sex
Word Count: ~1,950
Summary/Description: Harry and Teddy (in all of his guises) enjoy a night out.
Author's Notes: This was also written for [info]elrhiarhodan's very generous donation to [info]fandomaid's Nepal Earthquake Relief! <3



From Joy Alone )
26th June 2015 02:57 - Fic: Relaxing Into the Spell (Severus/Sirius)
Title: Relaxing Into the Spell
Author: smallbrownfrog
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sensory compensation: hypersensitivity of one sense to compensate for the loss of another; one sense is deprived in order to enhance another
Other Warnings: teen (The story takes place in the second half of their 5th year, when Severus is definitely 16, and Sirius is either 15 or 16 depending on when you place his birthday.)
Word Count: 1075
Summary/Description: Not thinking is much harder than thinking. Especially when you are Severus.
Author's Notes: This story takes place in some alternate timeline where Severus and Sirius sorted into the same house.

Relaxing Into the Spell )
17th June 2015 08:50 - Fic: "High Heels (have got me falling down on my knees)", (Ginny/Millicent; NC-17)
Title: High Heels (have got me falling down on my knees)
Author: [info]lq_traintracks
Pairing: Ginny/Millicent
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cunnilingus
Other Warnings: some butch/femme dynamic, desk sex, garters
Word Count: ~2,850
Summary: Ginny's the Captain of the Holyhead Harpies. Millicent Bulstrode, Senior Manager at the Ministry of Magic's Ludicrous Patents Department, keeps showing up with charges against her. And bloody hell, does she look good doing it.
Author's Notes: Mando Diao strikes again, thus the title from their song 'High Heels'. Beta'd by [info]gracerene -- thank you!


High Heels )
30th May 2015 00:02 - Fic: Kiss Until the Sun Goes Down (Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James)
Title: Kiss Until the Sun Goes Down
Author: [info]writcraft
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/James Potter, non-explicit James Potter/Lily Evans
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Outdoor sex
Other Warnings: Suggestions of internalised homophobia, pining, excessive cursing, frotting, oral sex, sexual activity under the age of 18 (characters are 16/17)
Word Count: 4,100
Summary/Description: Spending so much time with James is becoming a problem for Sirius, not least because James seems far more interested in pursuing Lily Evans than anybody else and Remus seems to expect something from Sirius that he isn’t sure he’s ready to give.
Author's Notes: Although I missed my usual posting spot, today looks clear and I hope this post gets me back into the swing of my monthly Daily Deviant commitments. I'm sorry for a prolonged and unexpected absence. Thanks to A for the SPaG check. Please enjoy!

Kiss Until the Sun Goes Down )
1st May 2015 11:55 - Art: To Drive the Nargles away (Hermione/Luna, R)
Title: To Drive the Nargles away
Artist: [info]nearlyconscious
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: outdoor sex, alternate pairing
Other Warnings: nudity, fluffy fluffy fluff, lingerie, strongly suggested oral sex
Artist's Notes: I couldn't pass on a femslash alternate pairing, especially since I rarely draw them! I wanted this to be kinkier but it had a mind of its own. Fluffy sex in the grass it is. The title is a bad twist on a Loreena McKennitt song.
Art Preview:
 

31st December 2014 15:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Different House (Snape/Lupin)
Kinky Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]nehalenia

Title: A Different House
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape; Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/themes included: underage, awkward sex, premature ejaculation, masturbation, oral and anal sex
Other Warnings/content: Marauders Era (characters are 15); gay boys using the words “queer” and “shirt lifter”
Word Count: 3,400
Summary: Slytherin. Gryffindor. The green and silver tie didn’t matter. Neither did the red and gold Prefect’s badge. Not here in the haunted lavatory. Here the two of them were members of a different house. The Sorting Hat didn’t know everything after all, did it?

A Different House )
10th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Smoke and Mirrors (Harry/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]unbroken_halo

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Smoking, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, comeplay
Word Count: 1946
Summary/Description: I never was one for taking orders, but these games we play, these moments of give and take, fulfil me like none other.
Author's Notes: Happy Kristmas! I hope you enjoy. Many thank yous to C for her lightening fast onceover. *smooches*

Smoke and Mirrors )
8th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: First Time Friends (Draco/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]ldymusyc

Title: First Time Friends
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Pansy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral, first time
Word Count: 2800
Summary/Description: They'd been dancing around this topic for months. He'd been respectful, he'd been a gentleman, he'd always let her make the first move if any moves were made at all.

She was fucking well
done with that.
Author's Notes: I love any opportunity to play with this pairing. Best friends, lovers, snarky near-frenemies - and sometimes all at once!

First Time Friends )
3rd December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Three Drunken Wizards Walk Out of a Bar (Sirius/Severus/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: [info]islandsmoke

Title: Three Drunken Wizards Walk Out of a Bar
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: drunken sex, rimming, oral, first time
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~2700
Summary/Description: A chance meeting seems the perfect time to settle Sirius’ burning curiosity.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my faithful beta, H.

Stagger on…. )
1st December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: when the pretty birds have flown (Harry/Draco/Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]torino10154
From: [info]tryslora

Title: when the pretty birds have flown
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: frottage, oral, rimming, comeplay (mild), spit roast
Other Warnings/Content: none that I can think of
Word Count: ~5200
Summary/Description: One bed, three boys, and a little bit of post-breakup comfort.
Author's Notes: Dear Recipient… you said take a chance on me and I was suddenly ear wormed, and this fic came about. And of course, the title comes from ABBA’s song “Take a Chance on Me” and that’s my inspiration. I tried to get all of your kinks/themes in, although I missed a couple and wish I had managed to spend more time on others. I slipped over to the hurt/comfort and nascent romance side of things, which slowed down the roughness a good bit!

when the pretty birds have flown )
21st October 2014 11:37 - Magic and Light
Title: Magic and Light
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Albus Severus, implied Draco/Harry, implied background Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: AU
Other Warnings: first time, oral sex, rimming, fantasy
Word Count: 3,156
Summary/Description: James says the holodeck will fill any fantasy Albus has, which would be perfect, if Albus could control the programming of the holodeck. Instead, he falls headlong into one of the programs his father left behind.
Author's Notes: I thought this was going to be an easy month! I love AUs! I had SO MANY ideas (and honestly, why did I not write an Amber AU? REALLY?). Then this idea hit me and spilled out, and well, there you go. I had so damned much fun with this story once it got going. Thank you SO MUCH to M & M for your alpha and beta help and hand holding; you guys are always so incredible.

Magic and Light )
21st September 2014 10:14 - Worship at the Root
Title: Worship at the Root
Author: [info]tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Draco/tree, Draco/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: phallophilia
Other Warnings: hair pulling, masturbation, size kink
Word Count: 3,403
Summary/Description: Draco finds the most absolutely perfect prick he has ever seen… it just so happens to be attached to a tree.
Author's Notes: The second I saw the prompt this sprang to mind. Not even kidding. Thank you so much to M and M for alphaing and betaing; I adore you both.

Worship at the Root )
31st May 2014 21:44 - Fic: Sibling Rivalry (Bella/Narcissa, Rodolphus/Rabastan: NC17)
Title: Sibling Rivalry
Author: [info]inamac
Prompt: incest, maieusophilia (arousal from heavily pregnant women) and oclophilia (arousal by crowds)
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: See Prompt.
Word Count: 1020
Summary/Description: Death Eaters being Death Eaters (just another sex magic ritual. Yawn.)
Author's Notes: I'm afraid that I looked at the prompts and couldn't decide on one so pretty much used them all.

Sibling Rivalry )
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