Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: thilia
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Gone to the World
Characters/Pairings: James/Lily Luna, Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Somnophilia
Other Warnings/Content: Dub-con/Non-con, Underage (Lily is 15, James is 18), Voyeurism, Masturbation, Tit-fucking, 2nd Person POV
Word Count: 1861
Summary/Description: Teddy spends an eventful evening at the Potter household.
Author's Notes: Thank you to L and T for all of the excellent suggestions, beta, and cheerleading. Happy Birthday, Daily Deviant! Mystery prompter, I hope you enjoy!

( Gone to the World )

Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From: A Mystifying Member

Title: She was a showgirl.
Media: digital
Characters/Pairings: Teddy Lupin/Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: light R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: crossdressing
Other Warnings: none that I can think of
Artist's Notes: I headcanon Teddy as genderfluid, so I LOVED this prompt :)

( She was a showgirl. [NWS Art] )

Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: gracerene
From: A Masked Member

Title: Take It From Here
Characters/Pairings: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: semi-public sex, almost getting caught
Other Warnings/Content: dirty talk, begging,
Word Count: ~2200
Summary/Description: James just can't help himself when he's around Teddy.
Author's Notes: God, I loved working with this prompt. I hope it fits what you wanted, lovely giftee.

( Take It From Here )

Birthday Wish Fulfilled for: iamisaac
From: A Mischievous Member

Title: Give in (Don't Fight It)
Characters/Pairings: James Sirius/Teddy, Albus Severus/James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm Denial/Teasing
Other Warnings/Content: orgasm denial, threesome, sibling, incest, dirty talk, wanking, blow jobs, fingering, anal sex, post-sex fingering, light D/s, sloppy seconds
Word Count: ~3,900
Summary/Description: Teddy knows just what to get James for his birthday.
Author's Notes: Thank you so very much, dear prompter, for such an inspiring prompt! I just couldn't leave any of these dear boys out of the fun, so I decided to go the threesome route. I hope you enjoy. :)

( Give in (Don't Fight It) )

Title: Afternoon Quickie
Artist: thilia
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/Albus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Anal, piercing
Other Warnings: None
Artist's Notes: Look who actually felt inspired to draw some good old HP! :) It's been a while but I'm gonna try to make an effort to post something somewhat regularly again cause I missed it. ♥
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( Afternoon Quickie )

Title: dancing with myself
Author: tryslora
Characters/Pairings: Teddy Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: autofellatio
Other Warnings: shapeshifting, fingering, pseudo-double penetration, masturbation
Word Count: 1,178 words
Summary/Description: Teddy isn’t really into sex, but he loves a good orgasm.
Author's Notes: As soon as I saw the prompt for autofellatio, I knew what I was going to write. In my mind, this Teddy is somewhere on the asexual spectrum, although his desires, thoughts, and attitudes definitely do not fit everyone's definition of being ace. His thoughts are not a commentary on sexuality as a whole; they are all him trying to figure his own feelings out, and sorting himself out in response to societal cues. Thank you so much to everyone who helped me out with this one, alphas and betas both.

( dancing with myself )

Title: Just Look at those Stems
Author: luvscharlie
Characters/Pairings: Teddy Lupin/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: antholagnia: sexual arousal from smelling flowers
Other Warnings: student/teacher, age disparity, rough sex
Word Count: 1299
Summary/Description: Pansy has an obsession with Neville's greenhouses.
Author's Notes: Originally written for the September 2015 prompt of antholagnia at daily_deviant Thank you lunalovepotter for the beta! The title is from a line in Alice in Wonderland. While I hate JKR's new information, I went ahead and gave Teddy his Head Boy badge. The lollipop belongs solely to tamlane's version of Teddy in a story she wrote, and it made me such a puddle that I can never see him now without a sucker in his mouth. Damn girl, about undid me. So definitely giving naughty credit where naughty credit is due.

( Just Look at those Stems )

*needs a theme tag for antholagnia

Title: I'm Falling in Love (With Your Favorite Song)
Author: lq_traintracks
Pairing: Harry/Teddy (background Hermione/Ron)
Rating: NC-17
Kink/Themes Chosen: dancing: arousal from dancing (either alone or with a partner) or watching others dance
Other Warnings: godfather/godson, cross-gen (34/17)
Word Count: 8,300
Summary: Harry stands there trying not to look at his own godson, this man dancing just inches away who's still smiling like maybe Harry isn't an utter failure. And even though he's the worst dancer in history and he swore he'd never do it again after fourth year, Harry finds himself thinking thoughts like, 'If only the music were a little slower, maybe I could manage,' before it occurs to him that he's rationalising dancing with his godson and that then it would be a slow song; he'd be dancing with Teddy to a slow song in the kitchen while the potatoes sat there raw and the garlic waited, unchopped, and that… that …would never ever do. Not ever.
Author's Notes: Yep, major note here! This is my first DD posting in exactly one year. I was train_tracks then, for anyone who didn't already know that. This is also the two year anniversary of my very first posting here (which was also Harry/Teddy incidentally). So this day is pretty meaningful to me. With all that's happened in my life the last two years, to come back and write here feels really, really good, and I'm so grateful the mods gave me all that time to get where I needed to go in life first. I've missed this! <3

There's not a whole lot 'deviant' about this story, so for that I feel like I should apologize. ;-) It went long and turned into a love story. I promise to get really filthy next month! \o/ (Not that there's not smut here! There's smut here! Godfather/godson smut! Anyway!)

Also, the title and lyrics (which I kept the American-English spellings of) are from the Mando Diao song, Dance with Somebody , which I would never have even known about if it weren't for sdk. She beta'd this, too, and it's been a joy working on it with her. But beyond that, Shelly, it's been amazing falling in love with *your* songs. And since there are dedications going on in the story itself… well, I'd like to dedicate this story to you. <3



( I'm Falling in Love (With Your Favorite Song) )

Title: How to Bag Harry Potter
Author: train_tracks
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: DD's 8th birthday!
Other Warnings: cross-gen, godfather/godson, unreliable narrator, body morphing, second person (Teddy) POV
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary/Description: Teddy's trying everything he can think of to attract Harry. None of it is necessary.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to How to Resist Shagging Teddy Lupin. Big thanks to birdsofshore for the beta!


( How to Bag Harry Potter )

Title: A Mutually Satisfying Arrangement
Author: alisanne
Characters: Draco/Astoria/Teddy/Victoire in various combinations. :)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See pairing(s).
Themes/kinks chosen: Happy EIGHTH birthday, daily_deviant! This story is inspired by Revelation by torino10154, and you should definitely read that first.
Word Count: 1450
Summary: Draco, Teddy, Astoria and Victoire come to an arrangement.
Author's notes: First, thank you to torino10154 for graciously allowing me to play with her story! I loved this fic when it first posted and it proved to be quite inspiring when I was searching for something to write for DD's celebration this month. Thanks also to sevfan and emynn for their beta-reading assistance. ♥
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Mutually Satisfying Arrangement )

Title: Just Irresistible
Author: writcraft
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Teddy Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bottoms
Other Warnings: Fingering, voyeurism, exhibitionism, cross-dressing, age disparity, smoking
Word Count: ~2,500
Summary/Description: Teddy Lupin knows Harry Potter has secrets.
Author's Notes: Thanks so much to A for the quick beta read. Enjoy!

( Just Irresistible )

Title: It Takes Three
Author: sdk
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Teddy/Harry, Draco/Harry, Harry/Teddy (established Draco/Teddy)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything Old is New: Jealousy, UST (Draco/Harry), Group Sex, Orgasms
Other Warnings: Dirty Talk, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Threesome, Intoxication (alcohol)
Word Count: ~2500 words
Summary/Description: Draco's never one to miss an opportunity, especially when they come twice in one night.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to and takes place roughly an hour or so after In Three, and will probably make more sense if you've read that first. For torino10154 as a late Christmas present. (We'll pretend I didn't promise you this for your bday last year...) Thanks so much to train_tracks for the beta! <3

( It Takes Three )

Title: How to Resist Shagging Teddy Lupin
Author: train_tracks
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Teddy (they wish)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unresolved Sexual Tension
Other Warnings: cross-gen, shades of incestuous feelings, various sexual fantasies (oral, anal, size kink, Topping and bottoming)
Word Count: 2,370
Summary/Description: Harry gives a tutorial on how to resist shagging Teddy Lupin, even when you want him so bad it hurts.
Author's Notes: I wrote this in second person, inspired by the short stories of Lorrie Moore. Beta thanks goes to the wonderful birdsofshore!

p.s. Mods, I didn't see the theme tag for 'unresolved sexual tension'; would you mind adding it for me? Thank you!


( How to Resist Shagging Teddy Lupin )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: mindabbles
From: elfflame

Title: Lonely Hearts
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty Talk (in letter format), cross-gen
Other Warnings/Content: Teacher!kink, a bit of bondage
Word Count: ~5700
Summary/Description: Teddy's got a crush he'll never act on, so his best friend suggests he place a personal ad in the Prophet.
Author's Notes: Never tried out this pairing before, but it was cute and fun. I tried to keep the sexy talk light, but the teacher kink just came to me. Hopefully that won't be too much of a turnoff. I hope you enjoy it, Giftee. :) Thank you to my usual beta, who shall remain nameless until after the fest. I have calculated out ages for them at 47 for Charlie, and 21 for Teddy in this story.


( Look before you leap/And don't you hesitate at all - no no/Owner of a lonely heart – Owner of a Lonely Heart, Yes )

Title: Do I Dare to Eat a Peach?
Author: train_tracks
Pairings: Harry/Teddy, Harry/OMC, Teddy/OMCs, (background Dean/Ginny, past Teddy/Victoire and Harry/Ginny)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sex clubs
Other Warnings: group sex, anonymous sex, cross-gen (39/22); godfather/godson; very brief mentions of BDSM (not the main pairing)
Word Count: ~7,600
Summary/Description: In which Harry is having a mid-life crisis and Teddy is just having a crisis.
Author's Notes: Unbounding thanks to tamlane for voracious cheerleading and non-stop support! And elrhiarhodan whose words of encouragement and squee were priceless. Title taken from T.S. Eliot's poem, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock".

( Do I Dare to Eat a Peach? )

Title: A Pure-Blood Profession
Author: inamac
Characters/Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Teddy Lupin (appearances by Snape, Walberga and Violetta Black, A House Elf)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: professional dominatrix/dominant
Other Warnings: Ancestor Worship(?)
Word Count: 1400
Summary/Description: Pureblood family trees have some very tangled branches – two minor twigs come together in strange circumstances.
Author's Notes: I really must stop watching all these heirloom TV programmes – this was meant to be a simple dominatrix fic, but I got sidetracked by the Black family tree. Rated R mainly for innuendo. Thanks to the mods for allowing me to go on a long haitus – sorry my return hasn't been filthier. Promise to do better in future.

(  A Pure-Blood Profession  )

Title: 90 Seconds
Author: train_tracks
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: cross-gen, godfather/godson
Word Count: ~1,820
Summary/Description: It's Harry's birthday, and Teddy has teased him one too many times.
Author's Notes: This is my very first daily_deviant post! I'm so excited! Thank you, all, for having me. About this little story, for anyone with a fear of clowns like me, I wanted to say that I focused on miming, i.e. there are no clowns. Just sayin'. Also, Harry and Teddy are in an established relationship. Thank you to my beautiful betas, elrhiarhodan and sdk!


( 90 Seconds )

Title: In Three
Author: sdk
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Teddy, Harry; implied Draco/Teddy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything Old is New: agrexophilia (arousal from knowing one might be overheard), ecouterism (arousal from hearing/listening to others engaged in sexual activities)
Other Warnings: masturbation
Word Count: 1K
Summary/Description: Draco's never one to miss an opportunity.
Author's Notes: Written as a belated Christmas present for torino10154 Thank you to train_tracks and roozetter for the beta! <3

( In Three )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: sdk
From: roozetter

Title: It Started So Innocently
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Intercrural sex, frotting, hand jobs, underage is cool for the cross-gen (not younger than 15-16 though pls!), also if you want to go AU and make Draco younger than Harry if you choose that pairing, I will love you forever, dub-con
Other Warnings/Content: Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong Prompt: It started so innocently.
Word Count: 4,675
Summary/Description: Harry has always had a weakness for the men of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Author's Notes: I liked everything about your prompt, giftee, and tried to give you everything you asked for. Hope you like it, bb! Thanks you to my bb’s for looking this over for me <333

( It Started So Innocently )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From: mindabbles

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

(  Scorpius' smile could still knock Teddy on his arse )

On to Part 2

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: elfflame
From: A Miraculous Member

Title: Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Teddy/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, rimming, digital penetration, object penetration, anal sex
Other Warnings/Content: UST, some penetration with a wand, a slight hint at a previous unwelcome sexual experience (no detail at all, just a hint of a past).
Word Count:11,700
Summary/Description: Teddy's on a mission. He's bound and determined to be more interesting than a dead person, as a teacher, that is. Scorpius has a mission of his own that includes Teddy and isn't boring in the least. In the meantime, Potter seems to keep showing up and being alternately irritating and heroic.
Author's Notes: Thank you for the wonderful prompt. I hope you like the direction I took it. Thank you to the mods for running this fabulous exchange and to my intrepid beta for her help and porny suggestions.

( Hidden Messages and Star-Crossed Lovers -- PART 2 )

Back to Part 1

Title: Luckily
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Rating: hard R?
Kinks/Themes Chosen: couvade syndrome
Other Warnings: not-actually-mpreg?
Word Count: 1075
Summary/Description: Teddy has issues, but luckily Victoire finds them (and him) irresistibly endearing.
Author's Notes: Something light-hearted this time. I was hoping to get inspired by some harder kinks and write some hot-filthy-wrong sex, but alas, earwax. And sweet sympathetic pregnancy fic, but without any mention of earwax.

( Luckily )

Title: Marked
Author: lilmisblack 
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James, Teddy/Albus, Teddy/Fred II/Hugo, Teddy/Louis, Teddy/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: biting
Other Warnings: oral, anal
Word Count: 3000
Summary/Description: I need to mark them. I guess I could blame it on the moon, or on the curse running through my veins. Or perhaps it’s only that possessive streak of mine rearing its ugly head.
--Mods, any chance I can get a Louis tag and a Fred II tag?

Title: Revelation
Author: torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/Astoria, Draco/Astoria/Teddy (Teddy/Victoire implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new, blindfolding, nipple play, begging, bit of exhibitionism
Other Warnings: Threesome, voyeurism, oral, orgasm denial, sloppy seconds *g*
Word Count: ~1610
Summary/Description: "My confession … there is nothing I want more than to watch my wife being fucked, preferably by a big young guy half her age."
Author's Notes: Thank you to sdk, gryffindorj and jadzialove for the beta. ♥ I saw that quote while poking around Tumblr and immediately knew it was perfect for daily_deviant. ;)

( Revelation )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: snegurochka_lee
From: torino10154

Title: Torn
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James, Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, oral, anal, handjobs, masturbation, first time
Other Warnings/Content: James is sixteen at the start of his relationship with Teddy, Harry is divorced.
Word Count: ~3475
Summary/Description: Teddy has a bit of a Potter problem. Maybe he'd better explain it himself.
Author's Notes: I hope this fic is something like what you were looking for with your prompt. I certainly enjoyed writing it. A huge thank you to my wonderful betas. ♥

( Torn )