| Title: The Promise of a Wizard Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) eeyore9990Characters: Voldemort/Ron Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Explicit non con, torture and violence, Voldie bits Themes/kinks chosen: Faux spoilers month: Voldemort kidnaps Ron and tortures him. Word Count: 1004 (I know, I know, pitiful) Summary: Ron will do anything to keep Voldemort from finding Harry and Hermione. Author's notes: I had intended to write a huge crackfic this month incorporating all the prompts, but as luck would have it, during the one month I'm allowed to write crackfic, I wrote something dark and horrible instead. Go figure. :P ( The Promise of a Wizard ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Lessons in Communication Pairing: Snape/Harry Rating: NC-17 Summary: For the prompt: Snarry, Harry in a french maid costume! Warnings: cross dressing, food smut, feather smut, D/s, and porn porn porn Word Count: 3159 Disclaimer: Not mine at all! Not even an acknowledged by JKR gay man anywhere in the fic. A/N: Thanks to Ali for the super quick beta and to all who held my hand through this fic! ( Lessons in Communication ) - Tags:
*fic, 2007-10, author: eeyore9990, character: harry, character: severus, content: anal, content: costumes, content: crossdressing, content: d/s, content: sex toys, theme: lost prompts
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Dryad Pairing: Bill/Dryad, and not really surprising surprise pairing Rating: NC-17 Warnings/Enticements: plant!bondage, plant!smut, nipple play, anal, outdoor sex Theme: Bondage (and love!) Summary: If Bill falls in the forest, and there's only a dryad there to see him, does anyone hear him moan? Word Count: 2435 Disclaimer: Nothing you see here belongs to me! A/N: Inspired by the absolutely fabulous art by artisticentropy, which can be found here. I know my fic can't compare to her beautiful artistry, but I was moved to write fic in tribute. Erm, surprise? :D ( Dryad ) | |
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| Title: A Raping of Canon Author: eeyore9990Characters: Hermione Granger, Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, others Rating: NC-17 Themes: AU (erm, because this would never happen in canon? I fail at AU, apparently.) Warnings: Non-con (dark), incest, object insertion, masturbation, knife/blood play Word Count: ~2600 A/N: Umm, I don't have a clue where this came from. I started with one idea and the fic ended up going wildly off-kilter, so... Disclaimer: Characters and places belong to JKRowling, I am making no profit and no trademark or copyright infringement is intended. MASSIVE DH SPOILERS( A Raping of Canon ) - Tags:
*fic, 2007-08, author: eeyore9990, character: bellatrix, character: hermione, character: lucius, character: narcissa, content: bloodplay, content: masturbation, content: non-con, theme: au
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| Title: Percy Weasley is a Cock Sucker Author: eeyore9990Rating: NC-17 Characters/Pairing: Percy Weasley/Assorted Random Cocks Kinks: Blow Jobs Summary: For florahart's request. Percy/assorted random cocks. Percy likes to suck. He'd really like to suck any or all of his brothers, but thinks they wouldn't like that, so instead he visits establishments with gloryholes and takes what's available; he knows at least two of his brothers frequent the same places to get sucked, and he can always hope.Word Count: 2135 Disclaimer: Contains no spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (unless JKR suddenly decides to indulge us with porn). This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Written for the ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) daily_deviant FQF. ( Percy Weasley is a Cock Sucker ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Love in the Lake (Or, Fishly Frottage and Ghostly Wanking) Rating: NC-17 Pairings:Albus Dumbledore/Merchieftaness Murcus, Moaning Myrtle/Cedric Diggory, Mermaid Portrait Summary: Ever wonder how Albus learned Mermish or just how Cedric knew to open his egg under water? Clicky and all your questions will be answered. With Porn. YAY! Kinks: Interspecies Sex, Safe sex (wizarding interpretation—see if you can spot it), Serenading (sort of) Word Count: 2196 Disclaimer: Not only aren't they mine, I haven't read the final book yet, and have no idea if I've suddenly channelled JKR. So, if there is Albus/Murcus or Cedric/Myrtle in the final book… DUDE! I did NOT know, and I am a frickin' genius! ( The Fic Which Shall Probably Not Get Read As Everyone Shall Be Reading Deathly Hallows and/or Attending Sectus and/or Shall Look at the Pairing List and Go EWWW! ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: For A Price Pairing: Harry/Draco, Pansy Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Sort of (but not really) infidelity, sort of prostitution Kinks: Brothel (if you squint), Candauilism Word Count: 4726 A/N: Huge thanks to sassy_cissa, without whose handholding, this would be PG rated. She's inspiring, what can I say? Disclaimer: All characters are the property of JK Rowling, et all. Author is not responsible for underage readers. Do not click if you are not of age. ( For A Price ) | |
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| Title: One Good Turn Deserves Another Author: eeyore9990Pairings: Neville/Harry, Neville/Ron, Neville/Dean, Neville/(implied)Seamus, Seamus/Dean Rating: NC-17 Summary: The students will do any onething to keep Hogwarts open. Kinks: Autagonistophilia, Gay Men (also: gang bang, blow jobs, anal, voyeurism, exhibitionism) Disclaimer: Still not mine. A/N: Thanks to the usual suspects for all the help. Thanks to Jeff Palmer for the lovely porn vid that inspired this. Written for my porn-loving soul mate vl_redreign. Word Count: 1683 ( One Good Turn Deserves Another ) - Tags:
*fic, 2007-05, author: eeyore9990, character: dean, character: harry, character: neville, character: ron, character: seamus, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: exhibitionism, content: masturbation, content: voyeurism, theme: autagonistophilia, theme: gay men
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: All That You Fear Pairing: Snape/Neville Rating: NC-17, Post-Hogwarts Kinks chosen/warnings: Phobias (as kink) Summary: He was sick. Sick for being aroused by this, for needing this so very much. For wanting the thrill of fear through his veins while his cock was manipulated, while his body strained against everything that held him down, both physically and mentally. Words: 1577 A/N: This is not the Neville in my head, but I do like to play with the different personalities the characters could have, so this is sort of what happened. Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. ( What do you fear? ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Deviant Little Fantasies Rating: NC-17 Characters: Snape/Hermione, Lucius Kinks: Straightjacket, mild bloodiness, cliche!, fingering, blowjobs, mentions of corsets Warnings: Het (just because of that one icon I keep seeing...) Word Count: ~3100 Disclaimer: Not mine, but I have way more fun with them than she does. A/N: Thanks to all my IM-ers who held my hand through this. Once again, the characters took over and I was just along for the ride. Blame them. The bastards. :P ( Deviant Little Fantasies )There are several more parts to this story that have been written since this was originally posted, and I will be providing the link as soon as I have my journal tags and links straightened out here in IJ. | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Why Hermione Granger Would Not Recommend Crossing the Ocean in a Row Boat, or Size DOES Matter Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Hermione/Hagrid Kinks: Phallophilia Warnings: See pairing. *g* Words: ~3000 Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money. A/N: Dedicated to knightmare_shad, who didn't run screaming into the night when I told her what I was writing. Also, for r_grayjoy, who did such a splendid job portraying Hagrid that I thought he definitely deserved some more lovin'. ( She was surrounded by liars. ) | |
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| Title: A Picture Worth a Thousand Words Author: eeyore9990Rating: NC-17 Characters: Bellatrix/Rodolphus/Rabastan, surprise Word count: Exactly 1000 Kinks: Voyeurism, blowjobs, fingering, biting, piercing, self-gratification, family fun, and… DEATH EATERS HAVING SEX!!! Woohoo!! (written for January 2007 kinks) Warnings: Written in the second person (and if you were looking for stuff like sexual warnings here, what are you doing in this comm???????) A/N: Based on the fabulous art by sh4rds, In the Family. Acknowledgements: A special thanks to sh4rds for allowing me to abuse her artwork for my own amusement, to alisanne for listening to me angst over this and providing a nudge when necessary, and for the fabulous mods of daily_deviant for being so understanding and allowing me to post well beyond my post date. ( The Fic for The Pic ) - Tags:
*fic, 2007-01, author: eeyore9990, character: bellatrix, character: rabastan, character: rodolphus, content: blowjobs, content: exhibitionism, content: masturbation, content: oral sex, content: threesome, content: voyeurism, theme: death eaters
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: The Fic In Which The Author Fell In Lust With Bellatrix Lestrange Pairing(s): Bellatrix/Narcissa/Bill Rating: Ha! NC-17 Word Count: ~5000 Warnings/Kinks: Bondage, discipline, mild bloodplay (esp. with knives), nc, whips, anal (fingering, intercourse), female!Dom/male!sub, oral, group sex, toys (nipple clamps, anal), cbt, humiliation of any sort, Blackcest (femmeslash), collars, sexual slavery, and umm... Summary: Bellatrix and Narcissa receive a new toy in the form of a captured Weasley. A/N: Especially for ragdoll, because the world needs more Bill lovers. I think I hit on all your kinks except the piercing. I planned to write a more plotty fic, but the bunny I had for it was fairly intricate and would have made the fic about five times longer than this. So… I’ve shelved that one for later, but as soon as I have time, I will write it and it will be a belated present for you. Also, my apologies for the title, but it was literally the only thing I can think of when it comes to this fic. *g* ( So Beautiful ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2006, 2006-12, author: eeyore9990, character: bellatrix, character: bill, character: narcissa, content: anal, content: bloodplay, content: bondage, content: group sex, content: humiliation, content: incest, content: non-con, content: strap-ons, content: threesome
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| Title: A Kinky Thing Author: eeyore9990Pairing: Kingsley/Harry Rating: NC-17, Post-Hogwarts Kinks: Boot fetish, wax play, blow job, knife play (but no blood play), and teh smut Word Count: ~1900 A/N: Pairing choice for the_minx_17, because she is just that awesome. Also, because she wrote some really super-hawt Kingsley/Harry in her delicious fic, Pretty Little Slut. Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling. I am simply borrowing them for the amusement of myself and my kinky friends. ( Kinky smut under the cut ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: The Trouble with Curiosity Rating: NC-17 Characters: HG/SS/LM Kinks: Outdoor Sex, Masturbation Beta: knightmare_shad, who deserves the world for her patience with my multiple mistakes. A/N: I've been promising to write this threesome for Shiv forever now, and this is the end result. I'm not happy with it, but hey, it's finished! Disclaimer: I am not JKR and she owns everyone. ( They're doing WHAT? ) | |
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| Title: Satin and Lace Author: eeyore9990Pairing/Rating: Harry/Draco, NC-17 Warnings: See kinks. Cross-dressing, slash, non-sexual bondage, voyeurism bordering on stalking Kinks: All of ‘em, baby! Even the pairing, though it’s a brief mention, lol. So, that’s lingerie, leather, latex, lubrication and Harry/Umbridge (again, brief). Word Count: 4065 Disclaimer:Not mine, not making money. Beta: Thanks to knightmare_shad for the quick beta. There was a bit added after the beta; any errors are mine alone. A/N: There are imbedded links in here to the different lingerie sets, as a few of my pre-readers weren't familiar with terms used to describe the lingerie. ( Satin and Lace ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Everything Changes Pairing: Ron/Surprise Rating: NC-17, Post-Hogwarts Kinks chosen/warnings: Watersports (urophilia), prostitution Summary: “ Everything was exactly the way it should be, and not at all the way it was supposed to be.” Words: 1840 Betas: alisanne and jadzia7667. *loves* Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. ( Watersports! ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Pretty Little Butterfly Pairing: Draco/Fenrir Rating: NC-17 Kink: Rape Warnings: Nc, graphic sex, violence. Word Count: 2775 A/N: Thanks to lucilla_darkate for inspiration, word warring, hand holding, and beta. This fic is inspired in part by this art by vikingcarrot. Also, I'm aware that my last two month's themes have been rather dark, so next month, it's just gonna be pure smut. Now, to do that with the prompts. o.O Disclaimer: Not mine, only borrowing. No one has showered me with money, yet, so... *sigh* Not even breaking any laws. ( There be nc under this cut, matey. ) | |
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| Title: That's Entertainment Author: eeyore9990Characters: Draco/Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Snape, DE's Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Dark!!!, Angst, Ic, Nc... just some bad shit, all the way around. Someone's not having a good day, k? Kink Used: ic, anal Word Count: 4574 Summary: Immediately follows Draco and Snape's flight from Hogwarts at the end of HBP. This is what happens when you piss off a Dark Lord. Author's Notes: Dedicated to knightmare_shad for the beta, friendship, and hand-holding, and lucilla_darkate for popping my non-con cherry and cheering me on and warring with me when I got totally desperate.
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| Title: Brotherly Love Author: eeyore9990Characters: Bill/Charlie/George/Fred Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Slash, Ic, Explicit Sex Kinks chosen: Group Sex Word Count: 2130 Summary: Pureblood tradition dictates that a boy's father teach him "the ropes" of seduction. In the Weasley family, it's a bit different Author's notes: thanks forever to knightmare! Couldn't have done it without you! ( Brotherly Love. ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: A Proper Apology Characters: Lucius, Draco, Snape Rating: NC-17, Not advisable for Australian readers Warnings: UA, caning, verbal abuse, physical abuse, graphic sex, object sex, graphic language Kinks chosen: UA, caning Word Count: 4723 Summary: Lucius strives to make Draco understand the importance of being a Malfoy, with object lessons. Author's notes: This is my first offering for daily_deviant. I hope it lives up to expectations. Be aware that I’ve never written anything this kinky before. Enjoy. beta'd by knightmare_shad and vl_redreign and a bit of help from sincerelysevy. Disclaimer: Characters and situations owned by J K Rowling and various companies. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made. ( A Proper Apology ) | |
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